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Isn’t it cool when you see an online advert with exactly what you’re looking for? It feels like a product was made just for you, or least, marketed directly to you. It could be something that you’re after: maybe a new jacket or a pair of sneakers.

Once in a while, you might see an advert for a product that has been tailored very specifically to someone. Not necessarily you or a general crowd, just... someone.

Here’s where r/TargetedShirts comes into the picture. Users have shared their screenshots and IRL encounters of t-shirts with oddly-specific slogans. Perhaps you’re born in April, like caramel frappucinos and have an anger problem—well, there’s a t-shirt made just for you. 

And the slogans on the t-shirts carry a similar theme throughout: they’re often crass, confrontational and in-your-face. The idea is encapsulated perfectly in the self referential parody t-shirt: “Weirdly specific shirt that mentions my birth month and is vaguely threatening for no reason”.

Here’s our favorite picks for the most bizarrely specific t-shirts that have been made in mind for, well, someone that wants them.

#1

Ok....

Ok....

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Andy Acceber
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Important shirt. Avoids a lot of questions.

Ozacoter
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4 years ago

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You kidding me
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody said cringe, only bizarre and or very specific.

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Don't Look
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one totally makes sense to me.

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When you see them, you’ll be baffled that someone had the bright idea to design and sell such a product. But apparently, there’s a lucrative market for these kind of targeted t-shirts. 

To understand how the market got started, I spoke to the aptly-named Facebook page Shirts Marketed To Extremely Specific Demographics (@ExtremelySpecificShirts). Their page has a following of 54K people who also love these cringe-worthy t-shirts. @ExtremelySpecificShirts gave Bored Panda their views on the topic and a quick run-down on how it happened.

“The weird specificity of these shirts is a product of how adverts on Facebook work,” @ExtremelySpecificShirts told Bored Panda. They go on to explain that: “In Facebook, you can target your ads to people based on things such as the pages they ‘Like’, their hobbies, jobs, birth months, etc. You can also target ads towards any combination of these variables.”

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    #2

    Smallest Target On Here

    Smallest Target On Here

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    White Paper Tsuru
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    4 years ago

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    indiecognition
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throwing batteries at fans of a rival team is one thing, but stealing kidneys is taking it too far.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shirt on the left sounds pretty sinister and unhinged.

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol!!!!!!!! That’s adorable!

    Joanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you to the donor. There is extreme gratitude for giving the gift of life.

    Gwynne Greene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To say the least, the dude was patriotic towards his fellow American and the woman was soaring to new heights with the new kidney :')!! Everyone's a winner!!

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    #3

    One Of My Bar Regulars Waited 84 Years For His 21st Birthday! Happy Birthday Fred!

    One Of My Bar Regulars Waited 84 Years For His 21st Birthday! Happy Birthday Fred!

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    Emowan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing I’m this list is even remotely cringeworthy so far.

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    Zsolt Hegedűs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome! My grandfather was also born on the 29th of February

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, I was having a hard time understanding why.

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been born on Feb 29th.

    Strawberry Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwwww he was born on a leap year, so pure

    Ezra The Pan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who is confused, it's because he has a leap year birthday

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    @ExtremelySpecificShirts believes that: “people found there was money to be made in creating bots to automatically generate designs based on these variables.” So, auto-generated marketing is what really drove this business to grow on Facebook, and even become profitable.

    I contacted Andrea Vahl for more insights into Facebook Ads. She is a social media speaker and consultant, who is passionate about helping businesses understand and leverage the power of social media to grow their business. She is the co-author of Facebook Marketing All-in-One for Dummies and her latest book is Facebook Ads Made Simple

    “For many types of businesses, Facebook is the most lucrative place to advertise,” Andrea told Bored Panda. “Google is great when someone is specifically searching for a product, but Facebook works really well in the top of the marketing funnel to get in front of your perfect audience,” she explained. 

    And these t-shirts are definitely trying to target the perfect person.

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    #4

    My Mom Texted Me This Photo Today. Before You Ask - Yes, He Made This For Himself

    My Mom Texted Me This Photo Today. Before You Ask - Yes, He Made This For Himself

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    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d wear this and I'm a girl in high school

    -Straw-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jokes on you im a girl in middle school

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    Faith Treiss
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stank, Butters, and Tubby. Legends

    Donna Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is pretty fabulous. Even got his forehead correctly.

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not old. And I wouldn't mind wearing his shirt.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stank , the og smelly cat

    Charl Marx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny yet also so wholesome 🥰

    Puck
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great sweater! I want one for my father (and his cat 😁).

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's names. I'm losing it!!!!

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    #5

    Gotta Go Fast

    Gotta Go Fast

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like that one.

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not really cringe-worthy if it's true

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just make a T-shirt out of a VERY SERIOUS issue as if it's just mundane....okey dokey

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that because you're "gamey"?

    Aldrian Reza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Players gotta play play play...

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    The numbers on the subreddit and Facebook page show that there’s an interest for the t-shirts. I asked @ExtremelySpecificShirts what they thought of the cult-following behind the targeted t-shirts. Do people really love these t-shirts so much? Or is it all just a running-joke on the internet?

    ”There's a combination of both,” the curator of the page said. ”I think older people are more likely to genuinely like these shirts and don't really see the humor in how specific they are.”

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    However, this is contrasted by the niche of users that find the t-shirts ridiculous, but in a good way. @ExtremelySpecificShirts said, “I've also seen some of my followers tag me in pictures of themselves wearing targeted shirts. In their case, it's definitely ironic.“

    #6

    I Am A Living Donor And Blindly Donated My Kidney To A Child. I Got To Meet Him Yesterday

    I Am A Living Donor And Blindly Donated My Kidney To A Child. I Got To Meet Him Yesterday

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always thought this a bit weird, if you donate to save someone then I guess you've saved their life, but meeting each other must surely be super awkward?

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, that "blindly donated" doesn't make any sense (any more).

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow , such a beautiful thing to do , we need more of you in the world xx

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again I don’t understand why this list is about cringey t-shirts and then you include ones like this.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, it's cringy because he's bragging and fawning over himself.

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That blue Anibal Lecter mask!

    KellyKix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are amazing! Living donors (and deceased/cadaveric donors) save lives

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the kid gave you the shirt.

    Joanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sir, are a hero. Thank you for giving the gift of life.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this guy wearing a mask with a hole cut out for his mouth? Now that would be cringeworthy.

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    #7

    Now This Is One I Would Buy...

    Now This Is One I Would Buy...

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes sweetie, you will be dreaming.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like this if it wasn't for the lack of capital letters - that drives me nuts!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second to last "will" is missing an i in it as well.

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    devi L.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My adhd won't allow me to read this to the end. Why would anyone want such a long ass message on their shirt. Ppl would stand there for a good minute reading while you stand there awkwardly

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it quite funny, not cringy.

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost taste the awkwardness of someone I don't know, or hell even someone I do, standing there reading that entire shirt?

    Norma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we both can...

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top marks for existential musings

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    #8

    Self Referential Parody

    Self Referential Parody

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which month? EDIT: Why most of those t-shirts have a month birth?

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sales: Is easier to relate to your birth month than a football team. There are 12 choices and every person on the earth (unless different culture) was born in one.

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please explain - because clearly when it comes to this T-shirt, I ain't. (Unless it's a vague reference to being a Scorpio because of the 'threatening' part...)

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    AB Games
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    und was ist jetzt so toll daran?

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.amazon.com/Weirdly-Specific-Shirt-Mentions-T-Shirt/dp/B08DD4KB41

    Miłka Chromińska
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, i feel like running away from this man for some vague reason 😅

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    #9

    I'm Not A Mycologist But This Is Probably One Of The Best Targeted Shirts I've Seen

    I'm Not A Mycologist But This Is Probably One Of The Best Targeted Shirts I've Seen

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    Dianethe Dinosaur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my kind of hiking club. Can I join?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually met some mycologists out hiking, they gave me a taste of a Candy Cap mushroom they'd found. It tasted like maple syrup.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend makes homemade ice cream with them and says it is fabulous!

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, that one's great :D

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We get there when we get there, or not".

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a sign for my sister that said "National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support!" And it had a little donkey on it that had a ribbon that said "E Pluribus Smartassimus."

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    It looks like auto-generated marketing is here to stay. And we are seeing more and more content being produced with the aid of Artificial Intelligence. This can be anything from artworks produced by machines or using deepfake technology to regenerate older actors to their prime (heads up: spoilers for ‘The Mandalorian’).

    I asked @ExtremelySpecificShirts what they think in regards to today's technology and what it holds for the future. They think: “it's funny, and maybe a bit dystopian, that we thought we'd have flying cars in the future but instead, we got extremely specific t-shirts.”

    There you have it, folks—we’re living in the future right now, a future of AI produced t-shirts. Maybe this market will continue to grow. With companies collecting data on you from different online locations, a decent impression of your tastes and interests can be made of you. So, there could be all kinds of clothing tailor-made exactly for you.

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    #10

    Sometimes He Kicks Me, If You Don’t Like It Move

    Sometimes He Kicks Me, If You Don’t Like It Move

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    Lytha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so wish I had this during my pregnancy! Stop touching the belly of a pregnant woman, it's not a magic lamp! (and above all, stop doing it if you don't know her!) (and if you do know her, please ask before if it bothers her!)

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite as annoying, but a bit scary - I had red headed, identical twins, so of course they drew a bit of attention when we were out. But something I never knew before I had them. It's apparently "good luck" to rub the head of a red head. Not sure on all the particulars, but the first time it happened, scared the crap out of me, and pissed me off. Then people tried doing it on a regular basis. I'd see them coming and would have to throw myself in front of them like I was falling on a grenade.

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a thing? Why do people want to touch the stomachs of women who are clearly pregnant?

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people get excited for babies, and the kicking part

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he touches her belly, she deserves to grab his man boob. (Jk, of course. Don't touch anyone without permission. It's creepy.)

    Donna Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking something a bit cruder. However, yup if you are a random belly toucher you should be fair game for retaliation.

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to sell this shirt in every store

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to give to the doctor's office the moment they tell you you are pregnant!

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    Immortal Emperor Paradox
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this belly touching shiet only happens more oftenly in the West. I would be a rare occurance for that to happen at least in India.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hands off, period! You're suposed to have learned that in kindergarden!

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buried Lede: medium maternity shirt

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got so tired of people rubbing my stomach! I could've definitely used this when I was prego

    AB Games
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dieser thread ist total uninteressant und unnötig

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    #11

    Proud Owner Of This Bad Boy

    Proud Owner Of This Bad Boy

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    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it, probably just because I'm not in my 40s.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it and I AM in my 40's. Probably for the irony.

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another way of saying "of course I'm not like other girls, I'm a woman".

    Kady McGrath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "I'm not like other girls, I have a d1ck"

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    Max
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 30 year old who sometimes gets mistaken for a teenager...

    Amanda Trent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I turned 40yo today and my 18yo daughter always asks me why I act like I'm a 15yo lmao. I need this.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy birthday Amanda!! I'm an August baby too; mine's on the 15th. Enjoy your day! 🎂

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, this would be a hilarious shirt for a teenager to wear who is trying to get booze.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get this for my dad if it said "50s", haha!

    thefaithfulspouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neeeed this... For 4 more months anyway

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    #12

    Recently Went Through A Rough Breakup, And My Dad Unironically Bought This For Me To Cheer Me Up. Made Me Laugh Pretty Hard, But I Genuinely Appreciate The Support. Love You Dad.

    Recently Went Through A Rough Breakup, And My Dad Unironically Bought This For Me To Cheer Me Up. Made Me Laugh Pretty Hard, But I Genuinely Appreciate The Support. Love You Dad.

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    lettuce boi
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    4 years ago

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    sorry to break the news, but bored panda steals content from reddit, so....the person who this picture is from isnt a bored panda member, click the small name in the lower left hand corner

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    Requiem
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why this Post was made

    Still bored...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what its like having a dad. I wish I had one.

    lettuce boi
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    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    sorry to break the news, but bored panda steals content from reddit, so....the person who this picture is from isnt a bored panda member, click the small name in the lower left hand corner

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    Jon S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of hyper-targeted T-shirts that facebook spams me with.

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her dad loves her very much. Both very special people.

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    #13

    Makes Me Embarrassed To Be A Fellow Mechanic

    Makes Me Embarrassed To Be A Fellow Mechanic

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm sure who ever came up with this thought they were saying something clever and profound.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fixed a "new" car lately? My husband bought a new Toyota SUV. It has a blinking red light on the dash. We have read the four hundred page "booklet" that came with the car. NO WHERE does it say anything about the blinking red light. It blinks constantly, when the car is being driven and when it is parked in the garage. Took it back to the dealer NO ONE, not the sales person, the owner, the mechanics, NO ONE has a clue as to what it is and why it blinks. It just blinks, no info near it, no sign, nothing the damned thing just blinks. Yes, I use my seat belt and so does anyone driving with me. Called the "manufacturer" they had NO idea what I was talking about. Still blinks, still don't know what it is or why it is flashing.

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    Rae Reyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this shirt. Every automotive engineer should be required to work as a mechanic for at least two years before they're allowed to design anything.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that sounds completely reasonable and practical.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think that someone can design something that never, ever needs maintenance...

    manowce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I'm pretty sure no one would ever need a mechanic if there were no engineers to design things for us in the first place.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I'd love to see a mechanic turned engineer. They'd know all the crappy design elements to avoid

    Tambot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome- love it!

    Cass Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My honor roll students are BOTH automotive technicians...

    Lynn H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things can be designed right the first time and it still breaks..

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve witnessed a wrench on a phone call with the engineering dept trying to explain how the spec-tech manual simply does not work on the problem IRL. It was a very long call, and eventually an update to the manual was issued.

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    #14

    Um Ok

    Um Ok

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace chickens with cats and I'll take it!

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to get this for my mom when her birthday or Christmas comes around...

    Llewella
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad I'm not the only one with a crazy chicken mom

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to get this for my brother.

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a dozen before moving into the city. Miss them.

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need this!!! Got our first dozen layers 5 months ago and ready for more!

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    #15

    Ran Into My Brother Randomly Out Shopping And He Was Wearing This Beauty. He Has Only One Cat

    Ran Into My Brother Randomly Out Shopping And He Was Wearing This Beauty. He Has Only One Cat

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So technically his shirt is 100% accurate then.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you *sure* he only has one cat?

    Princess Toadstool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s bringing home more cats very soon

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and I am very good at swearing!" Nice touch!

    Aldrian Reza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another picture at the back, of a cat saying, "no, it's not!" :D

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    "Anyone with a Business Page and an Ad Account (both are easily created) can advertise on Facebook," Andrea told Bored Panda. "Facebook makes it easy to 'Boost' posts on your Facebook page and that's an ok place to start, but you'll get better results using the Ads Manager," she explained. Andrea goes on to say: "When you use the Ads Manager, you can optimize around your true goal such as Lead Generation or Conversions, as well as create better target audiences."

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    And that's how we reached the creation of these t-shirts too.

    #16

    Couldn’t Get Much More Targeted Without A Social Security Number On It

    Couldn’t Get Much More Targeted Without A Social Security Number On It

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    Lytha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of informations for one shirt !

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    And needlessly confrontational with the call-out at the bottom.

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to me that she is much more in awe of herself than anyone else is of her.... Most of us couldn't care less!

    A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want strangers to know all this information about you? No one is interested.

    Maria M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most of these shirts are filled with needless information. why would strangers be interested that you like horror films and pugs?

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna get shouted at for this but... when can people stop doing this, I really look forward to a world when people don’t have to announce their sexual preferences, heritage, background or whatever. It’s nobodies business but theirs, why buy a shirt with a long winded explaination, what’s to gain? In a world where we are desperate to normalise love, in whatever safe and consenting form, do people do this? She’s probably an awesome person, I just didn’t need a T-shirt to tell me so

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there's still way too many people who try to make it thier business. I'd love for that to stop too, but until it does....

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    Kawaii user
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must think she is really special if she think ppl are interested in all that stuff about her. Humble urself miss

    Rob Freundlich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alt-right: "Ash-can-assy? Sounds like one a them Mooslim things. How can she be Jewish?"

    John Juan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Troll Rob: The term Ashkenazi refers to a group of Jews who lived in the Rhineland valley and in neighboring France before their migration eastward to Slavic lands (e.g., Poland, Lithuania, and Russia) after the Crusades (11th–13th century) and their descendants.

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    Tambot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shirt to make a statement

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    #17

    My Real Life Aunt And Her Real Life Shirt

    My Real Life Aunt And Her Real Life Shirt

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I know people are going to hate on it because "church" but I thinks this is sweet. I'm sure this is a busy a lady who is doing lots for her community

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not at all religious, but I do know a lovely woman who is married to a minister. She works her butt off. And I remember her telling me when she married her husband, she married his job.

    Russell Ellwardt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, oh so true. (Ex fiancée of a parson here)

    No you didn't
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pastor's wife is an actual church title?

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    #18

    Seen On Livepd. Hell Yeah.

    Seen On Livepd. Hell Yeah.

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! This should be higher! ;)

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide what to upvote though, am I upvoting things for being "cringe worthy" which most of them aren't, or upvoting stuff like this for being funny??

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    getting knicked lol

    eirini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she getting arrested???

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta get this for my sis. She's tattooed everywhere, including her neck. She's not psychotic but she IS a bitch and a mom.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The psychotic tattooed mom in handcuffs...

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    #19

    A Gift From My Boyfriend

    A Gift From My Boyfriend

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does take a lot to handle a creature that is essentially a toddler who has wings and is always armed.

    Мара Гончарова
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does "a parrot daddy" seem like it's a weird kink or smth (not judging)?

    HermitCrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I read this as Ant man and was like 'ok....'

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Maye Leadbetter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this for my husband. Where did you get it.

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    #20

    Friend Of Mine Had A Real Gem On His Instagram Story. “Any Vertebrate With Offspring” Killed Me

    Friend Of Mine Had A Real Gem On His Instagram Story. “Any Vertebrate With Offspring” Killed Me

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    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that targets about 70-80% of the dudes in my area

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    No such thing as an unskilled worker, even the most boring, repetitive, lowly paid job requires some ability, anyone who's killed a house plant that was supposed to be un-kill-able will attest to this.

    Donna Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is such a thing as an unskilled worker. Maybe Google for the real definition.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll like him. BTW, is that a pig ear in his pocket or is he just happy to see us?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Would have been funnier if he had worn a cap.

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    #21

    My Little Brother’s T-Shirt

    My Little Brother’s T-Shirt

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this one is cringe.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this one is exactly what a 7 year old would wear and it takes 10 seconds to read it. This is the only acceptable shirt on here

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids at my work told me dabbing was over in roughly 2018. Sorry COVID shirt designers. According to the youths, you need to update your game.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you include THAT MOTHERF*CKING SHARK, i will come to your house and leave you in what newspapers will call "a confusing mess".

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    Lytha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a kind of funny (and f*** sad too). My son turn 6 in quarantine. Then 7 ... But yeah, keep not getting the vaccine 😥

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turned 16 in quarantine... during the time period everyone said quarantine would be over by then, too (late November).

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    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a baby and turned 36 in quarantine...guess I need a shirt?

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he can show his t-shirt to his friends soon.

    lay1fly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually cute.

    Darth Kittius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom bought me a "Sweet 16 in Quarantine" shirt last year

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    #22

    Cicada Sexfest

    Cicada Sexfest

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    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it 17 years? There must be some scientific reason. I know nothing about science, or really anything. lol

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did they know, it was Bull Island all over again.

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    BE, HTE, 2021st

    #23

    Saw On Facebook

    Saw On Facebook

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty-two years ago!! I wish it would quit with these vanishing years. I'm 44 but I should be 23. Something needs to be done.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have stayed 22 like me. This year is my 44th year of being 22.

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    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still listen that song on repeat

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh I used to listen to this on repeat when I was a teen

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wear the hell out of this.

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's....oddly specific...how many people would start playing this song on the bus if they saw this shirt????

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last song i want to hear, it was overplayed so much on the radio that it makes me want to pull off my ears.

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    #24

    My Wife Obviously Hates Me... A Christmas Present

    My Wife Obviously Hates Me... A Christmas Present

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    Rob Freundlich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wrestles horror films and pugs that were born in September. That is very specific, indeed!

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment is way funnier than the tee shirt.

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to see the wrestling pug, please!

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see hate anywhere here.

    #25

    Where My Welder Mom's At??

    Where My Welder Mom's At??

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, so first step is to get mom into welding

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Because women are physically uncapable of welding...

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ozacoter, You always have the need to make women victims... Even in this case where the Mom is being appreciated for her support!

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    #26

    My Sister Turned 30 In June And I Saw My Chance And Took It. Even If She’ll Never Wear It I Have No Regrets

    My Sister Turned 30 In June And I Saw My Chance And Took It. Even If She’ll Never Wear It I Have No Regrets

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    Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the message but the aesthetics is awful for a t-shirt.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never put yellow on white. You can't see it!

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, coolmathgames.com... that brings back some school memories that I want to burn.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coolmath banned adblock and now they deserve to die.

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the shirt is relatable-

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I remember coolmathgames.com. Pretty sure the teachers at my elementary school allowed it because they believed it was an educational site due to its name.

    sam puckett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waaaaat? Me? *Pshh* nooooooooooooooohh

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I am YELLOW FONT ON WHITE WHICH IS HARD TO READ and I’m addicted

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    #27

    Simple Yet Effective

    Simple Yet Effective

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least Steve is not in denial and clearly accepting of himself.

    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Steve I’ve met

    Refugee Pups
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a shout out/reference to Andy Samberg and Lonely Island 'just 2 guyz' music video.

    Bama Belle
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    4 years ago

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    #28

    Actual Shirt Owned By Actual FB Friend

    Actual Shirt Owned By Actual FB Friend

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? The drummer.

    Deanna Crichley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you keep finding a drummer on your porch in the rain? They never know when to come in. Married to a talented drummer after years of guitar players. Love him so.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Drummer Guy" Definition: A jobless, wannabe musician who asks to crash on your sofa for a few days, but is still there six years later.

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A drummer is tired of the rest of the band making fun of him so he decides to learn a new instrument. Once in the shop the assistant asks what he wants. “I’ll have that red trumpet and that accordion over by the wall” he replies. The assistant says “OK, I can sell you the fire extinguisher but the radiator stays where it is. Oh, and by the way, this is a fish’n’chip shop”

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married a drummer once. Made a perfectly good kid. Only thing he's ever accomplished worth speaking of in his life.

    Marcia Cash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what they say: you can't think and drum at the same time.

    Celeste Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother who is a drummer would love this.

    teal&pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mum's friend has a shirt like this but it has scuba girl instead of drummer guy

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference between a hotdog and a drummer? A hotdog probably has brains inside. (This joke was taken from a drummer magazine with a sense of humor)

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    #29

    Jimothy?

    Jimothy?

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda stopped after line 2

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this feels like a birthday gag gift for someone named Jim who hates meatballs

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimothy is a funny dude I would talk to. He probably takes the last line as seriously as he takes meatballs btw.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Liz (short for Elizabeth) and i am obsessed with pizza, and i'm actually a reptilian scout sent to earth to locate any weaknesses in its defence systems.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with a guy named Jimothy. He's now Dr. Jimothy Jamison and is a missionary. We are from Texarkana TX. He actually popped up on my feed this morning. How funny to see this.

    More!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimothy? That’s different

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he wear this to speed dating events?

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    #30

    Mystery

    Mystery

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might want to throw some of that holy water on that floating head next to her

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can't right now, she's on the phone about to donate money to Jesus. Priorities people!

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    Bored bunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, can I buy that shirt too?"

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ya turkey" is the best part.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look forward to seeing this in a photobomb thread

    Sam ️‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor doggy they're stuck in the cage :(

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably had licked its privates. Jesus doesn't like that.

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    #31

    My First Entry To This Sub

    My First Entry To This Sub

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    Dianethe Dinosaur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your service & sorry about the diarrhea.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this shi(r)t is the result of a lost bet.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me laugh. And want to bring him bananas and Pepto Bismol.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this needs is a line about how many cats they have.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the contestant's entry on the "how many facts that nobody gives a sh!t about can you fit on one shirt?" challenge?

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    #33

    I Found This Gem At Goodwill, Not Rly Sure Who Sharon Is

    I Found This Gem At Goodwill, Not Rly Sure Who Sharon Is

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who Sharon is either, but she sounds very, very f*cking desperate.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Sharon but not that desperate!

    Heliocracy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a thing of some kind. It's for sale on several websites.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her mother wants grandchildren! Poor Sharon.

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    #34

    Found One At Disney World

    Found One At Disney World

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    #35

    My Sister Got My Dad A Present

    My Sister Got My Dad A Present

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    #36

    Fico Yeah!

    Fico Yeah!

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should be you number 1 Tinder entry about yourself. lol

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when i don't recognize the independence of taiwan and i get free infrastructure as a bonus

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmfao!!! Awesome. I need this garment.

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    How to get mugged in one T-Shirt. “Oh you have awesome credit do you? Well take me to the ATM punk”

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Ironically, you get a really good credit score by constantly being in debt, as long as you pay it back on time.

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    #37

    This Is The Best $0.49 I’ve Ever Spent

    This Is The Best $0.49 I’ve Ever Spent

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    A 49 cent T-shirt? Is it made of paper?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Oh, you think so ? First kick the dogs, then kick the lady.

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    #38

    MIL Bought This For My Wife

    MIL Bought This For My Wife

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the MIL loves her and appreciates her. And vice versa.

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the FB profile of someone you’re glad you’ll never meet (with any luck..)

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O, that's me. Different month though

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    #39

    Wife’s Late Xmas Gift Arrived For Me. Was Hoping For A Cable Or Pedal, But Got A Targeted Shirt

    Wife’s Late Xmas Gift Arrived For Me. Was Hoping For A Cable Or Pedal, But Got A Targeted Shirt

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Jaguar! *drools* The T shirt is correct, one cannot have too many guitars. (I only have 1)

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to have 1 guitar and play on it, than having 10 guitars hanging on the wall as decoration.

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can people who look my age please stop calling themselves old - I know you might be comfortable with your age, but it freaks your peers the F out!

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing ironic about this shirt. And not just for men!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly specific shirts like this are usually custom ordered. I'm sure you can get one that says "old woman" if you really want to. Settle down there 13.

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    #40

    I Finally Own One Of These Nightmares

    I Finally Own One Of These Nightmares

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to go to north Korea probably you do need therapy! People are trying to leave from there!

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North Korea? That's an odd choice.

    Clark Meldrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f**k would you want to go there?

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that you can be grateful for your freedoms? I don't get it

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS OCTOPUS! LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS! SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREEEEAAA!

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #41

    Got Both Shirts For Myself And My Daughter

    Got Both Shirts For Myself And My Daughter

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like a girl - try to keep up - will just remember that phrase in the back of my mind forever.

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    #42

    My Dad's Shirt

    My Dad's Shirt

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    #43

    I Am In Love!!

    I Am In Love!!

    Cattreddit Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those of us who were American tweens in the early '00s can relate. Dolphins were a fad I'd completely forgotten about.

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone in the world who had access to a tv can relate.

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if they'd put Lizzie McGuire's face ON the dolphin...

    #44

    A Friend Got Me My Favorite Birthday Present

    A Friend Got Me My Favorite Birthday Present

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    #45

    My Boss Bought This For His Girlfriend And She Was Flaunting It On Instagram

    My Boss Bought This For His Girlfriend And She Was Flaunting It On Instagram

    beerlightpunk Report

    Splash Bach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine making your girlfriend wear a t-shirt to tell the world how much of a "nice guy" you are

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally healthy relationship...

    MSD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative caption: "Tell me you're in an emotionally abusive & controlling relationship without using those words."

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, don't ask someone to be your whole world. That's a lot of responsibility, and you'll lose yourself in the process.

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alright i think it says "Good men still exist. I know because I have one. He has tattoos. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people. But I am his queen. He is my whole world. I love him forever. Yes, he bought me this shirt.”

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really the definition of a good man.

    Donna Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there is only one definition? Ryan, think we are pinpointing the reason you keep getting down voted

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    #46

    Found This At A Thrift Shop

    Found This At A Thrift Shop

    PurpleCoco Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless I'm mistaken, that first sentence translates as 'Allahu Akbar' in Arabic.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    It is true. Irrelevant, but true. Just don't scream that in a plane.

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    #47

    My Friend Gave Me This Shirt. I Can’t Tell Her I Would Never Dream Of Wearing It Outside Of The House

    My Friend Gave Me This Shirt. I Can’t Tell Her I Would Never Dream Of Wearing It Outside Of The House

    Kstarkiller Report

    Centu Rionick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is the text readable if the picture is taken from a mirror?

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She flipped the picture in an editing program.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted a shirt like this, but instead of the taken/drummer part it said "Busy playing Final Fantasy XV".

    -alex_the_trans_demon-
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted one too but mine said 'busy playing with my cats' instead of taken.

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    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to admit they're in a relationship with the drummer?

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wear a mask to take a selfie?

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you can. Perfect for under flannel in the winter.

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    #48

    Blue Cheese

    Blue Cheese

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are three questions I'm least likely to ask a stranger in one conversation, Alex?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    "I am a senior in college" + "I don't have a girfriend" = oxymoron.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't learn to shut up, will ya?

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    #49

    Dewskis, Papa Roach, And Tony Hawk's Underground 2

    Dewskis, Papa Roach, And Tony Hawk's Underground 2

    olivegardengambler Report

    fire bug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am normally very quick witted. I have nothing for this one.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume he's also a fan of Flamin' Cheetos and x-treme anything.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever heard anyone actually say the word "Dewskis" I'd probably accidentally spit in their face from spontaneous laughter.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he had his Tinder bio printed on his T-shirt?

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes lying, when Pap Roach was popular and people played Tony Hawk 2 this guy was 2 years old. NO one said AF when I was in my 20s

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn’t say what year he did it in though. Just that he likes those things.

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    #50

    My Prized Possession

    My Prized Possession

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in kidnapped?

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes the reason the phrase "Going Postal" means shooting up a place

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shirt would be kinda cool if the backside said "Please send help!"

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one uncomfortable with the term "taken"?

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder where they ended up.

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    #51

    My Order Got Mixed Up And I Got This Beauty

    My Order Got Mixed Up And I Got This Beauty

    SkulpH Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust anything that is written in more than two fonts and sizes.

    -alex_the_trans_demon-
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! (I mean not girl part but my b-day's in October) October gang where you at?

    #52

    "Where’d You Get The Shirt, Mom?” “Facebook!”

    "Where’d You Get The Shirt, Mom?” “Facebook!”

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    #53

    My Boss Bought This For Himself

    My Boss Bought This For Himself

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of like this one, but then I'm an old man born in August.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not an old man but I kinda want this...

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    #54

    I Have One Of The Shirts Posted Here The Other Day! It's One Of My Favorites In My Wardrobe

    I Have One Of The Shirts Posted Here The Other Day! It's One Of My Favorites In My Wardrobe

    Pooblbop Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A college student should know how to spell "your".

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just you are average college student?

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, they are obviously sub-average

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they should change “average” to “remedial”?

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it has an apostrophe it means it's (!) like a contraction, as in 'it's' means 'it is'. 'You're' means 'you are' as in "you're a poor speller" and 'your' is possessive like in "your poor spelling skills" . I understand that this may come as a shock to many of you but this is the correct way.

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    #55

    I Caught My Friend Wearing This Today

    I Caught My Friend Wearing This Today

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a kid wore this in public, then all her other clothes were in the laundry.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even then she could have worn it inside out.

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    You’re a human being, you are not property of anyone.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Where are they?

    #56

    Cringy Shirt Out In The Wild

    Cringy Shirt Out In The Wild

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone paid money for this.. think about that.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shame it doesn't say November. Only kidding I stopped watching a few seasons back.

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grandparents watch that show and all the Law & Orders and will never know ICE T was in Body Count

    #57

    I Found One In The Wild!

    I Found One In The Wild!

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    #58

    First Time Seeing One Of These In Real Life!

    First Time Seeing One Of These In Real Life!

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    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos... I'm covered in cartoons, but like, really TOUGH cartoons.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with this anger issue bullcrap, seriously? If you have anger issues, go find a f*cking therapist, don't write it on your shirt like it's an achievement.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't think you have anger issues, record the first few sentences out of your mouth when someone cuts you off while driving.

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This almost describes me, I don't have any tattoos.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look old. Borrowed from Dad? Inherited from Gramps?

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    #59

    Found This At Goodwill And Bought It Of Course

    Found This At Goodwill And Bought It Of Course

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having such insecurity issues that you need to define yourself by your husbands job...

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like the First Wife. Thats her job in the Church

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I imagine a pastor's wife, the image I get is a mix of Helen Lovejoy and Bree Van De Kamp.

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    #60

    Never Thought It Would Happen: Someone I Know Irl Actually Received And Is Wearing One!

    Never Thought It Would Happen: Someone I Know Irl Actually Received And Is Wearing One!

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what IS it with these stupid shirts? Is that another "trend" I'm happy to miss?

    Donna Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking the same, I don't get the mention of the birth month either. However, I shouldn't say much. My favorite tshirt https://www.unique-vintage.com/products/unique-vintage-cream-cotton-chin-up-tits-out-womens-tee

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anger issues are not something to brag about, honey.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all are getting grumpy. They are just jokes. Nap perhaps?

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    "He has anger issues" yes, we can tell. We can also tell you wear a warning to anyone approaching you...on his behalf. So much for independence (eye roll)

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why you're being downvoted. These shirts are a warning about both the wearer as well as whoever gave it to them.

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    #61

    My Wife And I Love This Sub, So For Father’s Day She Made Me This Shirt

    My Wife And I Love This Sub, So For Father’s Day She Made Me This Shirt

    reddit.com Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So which font do you want?" "Yes."

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, thanks for the advice. I had always been underestimating the power of a 20 something dude named Landon who was born in october and has a kid named Zelda and likes Disney World and drinks a lot of La croix and married a girl named Macey.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didnt marry a girl, hes either a neck beard, a Brony or a Furry

    MizAdeleM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like giving a stranger much information about yourself on a shirt. Where's your SS number, buddy?

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    #62

    Shirt My Buddy Wore To A Get Together The Other Day. You'll Never Guess Who Bought It For Him...

    Shirt My Buddy Wore To A Get Together The Other Day. You'll Never Guess Who Bought It For Him...

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #63

    My Entry That I Got On Amazon A Few Months Ago, Complete With A Typo

    My Entry That I Got On Amazon A Few Months Ago, Complete With A Typo

    PaintTheWatermelon Report

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, with only one feeling, it will be best to walk away before it gets hurt....

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dale Sr.? As in the dead NASCAR racer? What does that have to do with any other aspect of this shirt?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll only hurt one feeling? I hope it's sadness or loneliness, hurt them so bad they don't come back

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants their feelings hurt . . .

    #64

    Facebook Delivered Today

    Facebook Delivered Today

    nano_rocket Report

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    #66

    Grumpy Old September Man

    Grumpy Old September Man

    metalcockrising Report

    Ivan Campos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine the guy turning and he's the tiger king

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have stopped at “walk away, I’m a grumpy old man”.

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    #67

    Man, This One Really Takes You Places

    Man, This One Really Takes You Places

    notyourproblem1 Report

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t like Obama? Whoever is next to her needs to get an “I’m with Stupid” shirt.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    So you are not allowed to be neutral about / to dislike a guy who put immigrant children in cages and made useless wars that killed many civilians ?

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe cure your STIs before spreading "love" any further.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bats out of hell are of course mostly known for their dance skills.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expect Barack Obama would be crushed to be disliked by this obviously high class lady.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably from the whole, "Leftists are trying to ban Christmas!!!" thing.

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    Miss Cris
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    4 years ago

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    #68

    This Is It...

    This Is It...

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to spend money to advertise that you're a self-absorbed asshole.

    ShamandaNic0le
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an ignorant racist asshole without telling me you're an ignorant racist asshole.

    SloeLoris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, after so many shirts that claim the wearer is an asshole, it's nice to see one that finally and conclusively proves it.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of words for "I'm a moron".

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to have “Ask me about my douchebag sunglasses” at the bottom.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face just says it all, really.

    AdamKingXV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird that his shirt says the same thing his sunglasses do.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I presume on the back it says "Cis gendered, straight, non-disabled, white men are the most disadvantaged and discriminated group on the planet, in the whole of history"

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably stormed the US Capitol on January 6th.

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