Isn’t it cool when you see an online advert with exactly what you’re looking for? It feels like a product was made just for you, or least, marketed directly to you. It could be something that you’re after: maybe a new jacket or a pair of sneakers.
Once in a while, you might see an advert for a product that has been tailored very specifically to someone. Not necessarily you or a general crowd, just... someone.
Here’s where r/TargetedShirts comes into the picture. Users have shared their screenshots and IRL encounters of t-shirts with oddly-specific slogans. Perhaps you’re born in April, like caramel frappucinos and have an anger problem—well, there’s a t-shirt made just for you.
And the slogans on the t-shirts carry a similar theme throughout: they’re often crass, confrontational and in-your-face. The idea is encapsulated perfectly in the self referential parody t-shirt: “Weirdly specific shirt that mentions my birth month and is vaguely threatening for no reason”.
Here’s our favorite picks for the most bizarrely specific t-shirts that have been made in mind for, well, someone that wants them.
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Ok....
Nobody said cringe, only bizarre and or very specific.
Load More Replies...When you see them, you’ll be baffled that someone had the bright idea to design and sell such a product. But apparently, there’s a lucrative market for these kind of targeted t-shirts.
To understand how the market got started, I spoke to the aptly-named Facebook page Shirts Marketed To Extremely Specific Demographics (@ExtremelySpecificShirts). Their page has a following of 54K people who also love these cringe-worthy t-shirts. @ExtremelySpecificShirts gave Bored Panda their views on the topic and a quick run-down on how it happened.
“The weird specificity of these shirts is a product of how adverts on Facebook work,” @ExtremelySpecificShirts told Bored Panda. They go on to explain that: “In Facebook, you can target your ads to people based on things such as the pages they ‘Like’, their hobbies, jobs, birth months, etc. You can also target ads towards any combination of these variables.”
Smallest Target On Here
Throwing batteries at fans of a rival team is one thing, but stealing kidneys is taking it too far.
To say the least, the dude was patriotic towards his fellow American and the woman was soaring to new heights with the new kidney :')!! Everyone's a winner!!
One Of My Bar Regulars Waited 84 Years For His 21st Birthday! Happy Birthday Fred!
Nothing I’m this list is even remotely cringeworthy so far.
Load More Replies...This is awesome! My grandfather was also born on the 29th of February
Thanks, I was having a hard time understanding why.
Load More Replies...@ExtremelySpecificShirts believes that: “people found there was money to be made in creating bots to automatically generate designs based on these variables.” So, auto-generated marketing is what really drove this business to grow on Facebook, and even become profitable.
I contacted Andrea Vahl for more insights into Facebook Ads. She is a social media speaker and consultant, who is passionate about helping businesses understand and leverage the power of social media to grow their business. She is the co-author of Facebook Marketing All-in-One for Dummies and her latest book is Facebook Ads Made Simple.
“For many types of businesses, Facebook is the most lucrative place to advertise,” Andrea told Bored Panda. “Google is great when someone is specifically searching for a product, but Facebook works really well in the top of the marketing funnel to get in front of your perfect audience,” she explained.
And these t-shirts are definitely trying to target the perfect person.
My Mom Texted Me This Photo Today. Before You Ask - Yes, He Made This For Himself
Gotta Go Fast
The numbers on the subreddit and Facebook page show that there’s an interest for the t-shirts. I asked @ExtremelySpecificShirts what they thought of the cult-following behind the targeted t-shirts. Do people really love these t-shirts so much? Or is it all just a running-joke on the internet?
”There's a combination of both,” the curator of the page said. ”I think older people are more likely to genuinely like these shirts and don't really see the humor in how specific they are.”
However, this is contrasted by the niche of users that find the t-shirts ridiculous, but in a good way. @ExtremelySpecificShirts said, “I've also seen some of my followers tag me in pictures of themselves wearing targeted shirts. In their case, it's definitely ironic.“
I Am A Living Donor And Blindly Donated My Kidney To A Child. I Got To Meet Him Yesterday
I've always thought this a bit weird, if you donate to save someone then I guess you've saved their life, but meeting each other must surely be super awkward?
True, that "blindly donated" doesn't make any sense (any more).
Load More Replies...Once again I don’t understand why this list is about cringey t-shirts and then you include ones like this.
To me, it's cringy because he's bragging and fawning over himself.
Load More Replies...Is this guy wearing a mask with a hole cut out for his mouth? Now that would be cringeworthy.
Now This Is One I Would Buy...
I'd like this if it wasn't for the lack of capital letters - that drives me nuts!
The second to last "will" is missing an i in it as well.
Load More Replies...My adhd won't allow me to read this to the end. Why would anyone want such a long ass message on their shirt. Ppl would stand there for a good minute reading while you stand there awkwardly
I can almost taste the awkwardness of someone I don't know, or hell even someone I do, standing there reading that entire shirt?
Self Referential Parody
Which month? EDIT: Why most of those t-shirts have a month birth?
Sales: Is easier to relate to your birth month than a football team. There are 12 choices and every person on the earth (unless different culture) was born in one.
Load More Replies...Please explain - because clearly when it comes to this T-shirt, I ain't. (Unless it's a vague reference to being a Scorpio because of the 'threatening' part...)
Load More Replies...https://www.amazon.com/Weirdly-Specific-Shirt-Mentions-T-Shirt/dp/B08DD4KB41
Welp, i feel like running away from this man for some vague reason 😅
I'm Not A Mycologist But This Is Probably One Of The Best Targeted Shirts I've Seen
I actually met some mycologists out hiking, they gave me a taste of a Candy Cap mushroom they'd found. It tasted like maple syrup.
My friend makes homemade ice cream with them and says it is fabulous!
Load More Replies...I had a sign for my sister that said "National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support!" And it had a little donkey on it that had a ribbon that said "E Pluribus Smartassimus."
It looks like auto-generated marketing is here to stay. And we are seeing more and more content being produced with the aid of Artificial Intelligence. This can be anything from artworks produced by machines or using deepfake technology to regenerate older actors to their prime (heads up: spoilers for ‘The Mandalorian’).
I asked @ExtremelySpecificShirts what they think in regards to today's technology and what it holds for the future. They think: “it's funny, and maybe a bit dystopian, that we thought we'd have flying cars in the future but instead, we got extremely specific t-shirts.”
There you have it, folks—we’re living in the future right now, a future of AI produced t-shirts. Maybe this market will continue to grow. With companies collecting data on you from different online locations, a decent impression of your tastes and interests can be made of you. So, there could be all kinds of clothing tailor-made exactly for you.
Sometimes He Kicks Me, If You Don’t Like It Move
I so wish I had this during my pregnancy! Stop touching the belly of a pregnant woman, it's not a magic lamp! (and above all, stop doing it if you don't know her!) (and if you do know her, please ask before if it bothers her!)
Not quite as annoying, but a bit scary - I had red headed, identical twins, so of course they drew a bit of attention when we were out. But something I never knew before I had them. It's apparently "good luck" to rub the head of a red head. Not sure on all the particulars, but the first time it happened, scared the crap out of me, and pissed me off. Then people tried doing it on a regular basis. I'd see them coming and would have to throw myself in front of them like I was falling on a grenade.
Load More Replies...Why is this a thing? Why do people want to touch the stomachs of women who are clearly pregnant?
people get excited for babies, and the kicking part
Load More Replies...If he touches her belly, she deserves to grab his man boob. (Jk, of course. Don't touch anyone without permission. It's creepy.)
I was thinking something a bit cruder. However, yup if you are a random belly toucher you should be fair game for retaliation.
Load More Replies...They need to give to the doctor's office the moment they tell you you are pregnant!
Load More Replies...I think this belly touching shiet only happens more oftenly in the West. I would be a rare occurance for that to happen at least in India.
Just hands off, period! You're suposed to have learned that in kindergarden!
I got so tired of people rubbing my stomach! I could've definitely used this when I was prego
Proud Owner Of This Bad Boy
This is another way of saying "of course I'm not like other girls, I'm a woman".
Omg I turned 40yo today and my 18yo daughter always asks me why I act like I'm a 15yo lmao. I need this.
Happy birthday Amanda!! I'm an August baby too; mine's on the 15th. Enjoy your day! 🎂
Load More Replies...Also, this would be a hilarious shirt for a teenager to wear who is trying to get booze.
Recently Went Through A Rough Breakup, And My Dad Unironically Bought This For Me To Cheer Me Up. Made Me Laugh Pretty Hard, But I Genuinely Appreciate The Support. Love You Dad.
Makes Me Embarrassed To Be A Fellow Mechanic
Well, I'm sure who ever came up with this thought they were saying something clever and profound.
Fixed a "new" car lately? My husband bought a new Toyota SUV. It has a blinking red light on the dash. We have read the four hundred page "booklet" that came with the car. NO WHERE does it say anything about the blinking red light. It blinks constantly, when the car is being driven and when it is parked in the garage. Took it back to the dealer NO ONE, not the sales person, the owner, the mechanics, NO ONE has a clue as to what it is and why it blinks. It just blinks, no info near it, no sign, nothing the damned thing just blinks. Yes, I use my seat belt and so does anyone driving with me. Called the "manufacturer" they had NO idea what I was talking about. Still blinks, still don't know what it is or why it is flashing.
Load More Replies...I need this shirt. Every automotive engineer should be required to work as a mechanic for at least two years before they're allowed to design anything.
Now that sounds completely reasonable and practical.
Load More Replies...If you think that someone can design something that never, ever needs maintenance...
and I'm pretty sure no one would ever need a mechanic if there were no engineers to design things for us in the first place.
Load More Replies...I’ve witnessed a wrench on a phone call with the engineering dept trying to explain how the spec-tech manual simply does not work on the problem IRL. It was a very long call, and eventually an update to the manual was issued.
Um Ok
I need to get this for my mom when her birthday or Christmas comes around...
So glad I'm not the only one with a crazy chicken mom
Load More Replies...Need this!!! Got our first dozen layers 5 months ago and ready for more!
Ran Into My Brother Randomly Out Shopping And He Was Wearing This Beauty. He Has Only One Cat
I got more information from Andrea Vahl about advertising and targeting on Facebook. If you're interested in starting your own business through Facebook, take notes!
"Anyone with a Business Page and an Ad Account (both are easily created) can advertise on Facebook," Andrea told Bored Panda. "Facebook makes it easy to 'Boost' posts on your Facebook page and that's an ok place to start, but you'll get better results using the Ads Manager," she explained. Andrea goes on to say: "When you use the Ads Manager, you can optimize around your true goal such as Lead Generation or Conversions, as well as create better target audiences."
And that's how we reached the creation of these t-shirts too.
Couldn’t Get Much More Targeted Without A Social Security Number On It
It seems to me that she is much more in awe of herself than anyone else is of her.... Most of us couldn't care less!
Why would you want strangers to know all this information about you? No one is interested.
most of these shirts are filled with needless information. why would strangers be interested that you like horror films and pugs?
Load More Replies...I’m gonna get shouted at for this but... when can people stop doing this, I really look forward to a world when people don’t have to announce their sexual preferences, heritage, background or whatever. It’s nobodies business but theirs, why buy a shirt with a long winded explaination, what’s to gain? In a world where we are desperate to normalise love, in whatever safe and consenting form, do people do this? She’s probably an awesome person, I just didn’t need a T-shirt to tell me so
Because there's still way too many people who try to make it thier business. I'd love for that to stop too, but until it does....
Load More Replies...She must think she is really special if she think ppl are interested in all that stuff about her. Humble urself miss
Alt-right: "Ash-can-assy? Sounds like one a them Mooslim things. How can she be Jewish?"
Troll Rob: The term Ashkenazi refers to a group of Jews who lived in the Rhineland valley and in neighboring France before their migration eastward to Slavic lands (e.g., Poland, Lithuania, and Russia) after the Crusades (11th–13th century) and their descendants.
Load More Replies...My Real Life Aunt And Her Real Life Shirt
I'm not at all religious, but I do know a lovely woman who is married to a minister. She works her butt off. And I remember her telling me when she married her husband, she married his job.
Seen On Livepd. Hell Yeah.
I can't decide what to upvote though, am I upvoting things for being "cringe worthy" which most of them aren't, or upvoting stuff like this for being funny??
Load More Replies...I gotta get this for my sis. She's tattooed everywhere, including her neck. She's not psychotic but she IS a bitch and a mom.
A Gift From My Boyfriend
Why does "a parrot daddy" seem like it's a weird kink or smth (not judging)?
Friend Of Mine Had A Real Gem On His Instagram Story. “Any Vertebrate With Offspring” Killed Me
There is such a thing as an unskilled worker. Maybe Google for the real definition.
Load More Replies...Okay, I'll like him. BTW, is that a pig ear in his pocket or is he just happy to see us?
My Little Brother’s T-Shirt
No this one is exactly what a 7 year old would wear and it takes 10 seconds to read it. This is the only acceptable shirt on here
Load More Replies...The kids at my work told me dabbing was over in roughly 2018. Sorry COVID shirt designers. According to the youths, you need to update your game.
And if you include THAT MOTHERF*CKING SHARK, i will come to your house and leave you in what newspapers will call "a confusing mess".
Load More Replies...It's a kind of funny (and f*** sad too). My son turn 6 in quarantine. Then 7 ... But yeah, keep not getting the vaccine 😥
I turned 16 in quarantine... during the time period everyone said quarantine would be over by then, too (late November).
Load More Replies...Cicada Sexfest
Why is it 17 years? There must be some scientific reason. I know nothing about science, or really anything. lol
Saw On Facebook
Twenty-two years ago!! I wish it would quit with these vanishing years. I'm 44 but I should be 23. Something needs to be done.
Should have stayed 22 like me. This year is my 44th year of being 22.
Load More Replies...That's....oddly specific...how many people would start playing this song on the bus if they saw this shirt????
My Wife Obviously Hates Me... A Christmas Present
He wrestles horror films and pugs that were born in September. That is very specific, indeed!
Where My Welder Mom's At??
Man, I'm glad more people remember the movie "Robots".
Load More Replies...Ozacoter, You always have the need to make women victims... Even in this case where the Mom is being appreciated for her support!
Load More Replies...My Sister Turned 30 In June And I Saw My Chance And Took It. Even If She’ll Never Wear It I Have No Regrets
Ah, yes, coolmathgames.com... that brings back some school memories that I want to burn.
Ah, I remember coolmathgames.com. Pretty sure the teachers at my elementary school allowed it because they believed it was an educational site due to its name.
Simple Yet Effective
This is a shout out/reference to Andy Samberg and Lonely Island 'just 2 guyz' music video.
Actual Shirt Owned By Actual FB Friend
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? The drummer.
Why do you keep finding a drummer on your porch in the rain? They never know when to come in. Married to a talented drummer after years of guitar players. Love him so.
Load More Replies..."Drummer Guy" Definition: A jobless, wannabe musician who asks to crash on your sofa for a few days, but is still there six years later.
A drummer is tired of the rest of the band making fun of him so he decides to learn a new instrument. Once in the shop the assistant asks what he wants. “I’ll have that red trumpet and that accordion over by the wall” he replies. The assistant says “OK, I can sell you the fire extinguisher but the radiator stays where it is. Oh, and by the way, this is a fish’n’chip shop”
Married a drummer once. Made a perfectly good kid. Only thing he's ever accomplished worth speaking of in his life.
Jimothy?
Jimothy is a funny dude I would talk to. He probably takes the last line as seriously as he takes meatballs btw.
My name is Liz (short for Elizabeth) and i am obsessed with pizza, and i'm actually a reptilian scout sent to earth to locate any weaknesses in its defence systems.
I went to school with a guy named Jimothy. He's now Dr. Jimothy Jamison and is a missionary. We are from Texarkana TX. He actually popped up on my feed this morning. How funny to see this.
Mystery
She might want to throw some of that holy water on that floating head next to her
She can't right now, she's on the phone about to donate money to Jesus. Priorities people!
Load More Replies...Probably had licked its privates. Jesus doesn't like that.
Load More Replies...My First Entry To This Sub
Makes me laugh. And want to bring him bananas and Pepto Bismol.
My Parents Got Me This For My Birthday
I Found This Gem At Goodwill, Not Rly Sure Who Sharon Is
Found One At Disney World
My Sister Got My Dad A Present
Fico Yeah!
me when i don't recognize the independence of taiwan and i get free infrastructure as a bonus
This Is The Best $0.49 I’ve Ever Spent
MIL Bought This For My Wife
I hope the MIL loves her and appreciates her. And vice versa.
Looks like the FB profile of someone you’re glad you’ll never meet (with any luck..)
Wife’s Late Xmas Gift Arrived For Me. Was Hoping For A Cable Or Pedal, But Got A Targeted Shirt
That Jaguar! *drools* The T shirt is correct, one cannot have too many guitars. (I only have 1)
It's better to have 1 guitar and play on it, than having 10 guitars hanging on the wall as decoration.
Load More Replies...can people who look my age please stop calling themselves old - I know you might be comfortable with your age, but it freaks your peers the F out!
Oddly specific shirts like this are usually custom ordered. I'm sure you can get one that says "old woman" if you really want to. Settle down there 13.
Load More Replies...I Finally Own One Of These Nightmares
Got Both Shirts For Myself And My Daughter
like a girl - try to keep up - will just remember that phrase in the back of my mind forever.
My Dad's Shirt
I Am In Love!!
Those of us who were American tweens in the early '00s can relate. Dolphins were a fad I'd completely forgotten about.
A Friend Got Me My Favorite Birthday Present
My Boss Bought This For His Girlfriend And She Was Flaunting It On Instagram
Imagine making your girlfriend wear a t-shirt to tell the world how much of a "nice guy" you are
Ugh, don't ask someone to be your whole world. That's a lot of responsibility, and you'll lose yourself in the process.
Because there is only one definition? Ryan, think we are pinpointing the reason you keep getting down voted
Load More Replies...Found This At A Thrift Shop
Unless I'm mistaken, that first sentence translates as 'Allahu Akbar' in Arabic.
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Load More Replies...My Friend Gave Me This Shirt. I Can’t Tell Her I Would Never Dream Of Wearing It Outside Of The House
I wanted a shirt like this, but instead of the taken/drummer part it said "Busy playing Final Fantasy XV".
I wanted one too but mine said 'busy playing with my cats' instead of taken.
Load More Replies...Blue Cheese
What are three questions I'm least likely to ask a stranger in one conversation, Alex?
Dewskis, Papa Roach, And Tony Hawk's Underground 2
I assume he's also a fan of Flamin' Cheetos and x-treme anything.
Hes lying, when Pap Roach was popular and people played Tony Hawk 2 this guy was 2 years old. NO one said AF when I was in my 20s
He didn’t say what year he did it in though. Just that he likes those things.
Load More Replies...My Prized Possession
Hes the reason the phrase "Going Postal" means shooting up a place
Load More Replies...That shirt would be kinda cool if the backside said "Please send help!"
My Order Got Mixed Up And I Got This Beauty
Me too! (I mean not girl part but my b-day's in October) October gang where you at?
"Where’d You Get The Shirt, Mom?” “Facebook!”
My Boss Bought This For Himself
I Have One Of The Shirts Posted Here The Other Day! It's One Of My Favorites In My Wardrobe
If it has an apostrophe it means it's (!) like a contraction, as in 'it's' means 'it is'. 'You're' means 'you are' as in "you're a poor speller" and 'your' is possessive like in "your poor spelling skills" . I understand that this may come as a shock to many of you but this is the correct way.
I Caught My Friend Wearing This Today
Cringy Shirt Out In The Wild
What a shame it doesn't say November. Only kidding I stopped watching a few seasons back.
Load More Replies...I Found One In The Wild!
First Time Seeing One Of These In Real Life!
What is it with this anger issue bullcrap, seriously? If you have anger issues, go find a f*cking therapist, don't write it on your shirt like it's an achievement.
If you don't think you have anger issues, record the first few sentences out of your mouth when someone cuts you off while driving.
Load More Replies...Found This At Goodwill And Bought It Of Course
Imagine having such insecurity issues that you need to define yourself by your husbands job...
When I imagine a pastor's wife, the image I get is a mix of Helen Lovejoy and Bree Van De Kamp.
Never Thought It Would Happen: Someone I Know Irl Actually Received And Is Wearing One!
Seriously, what IS it with these stupid shirts? Is that another "trend" I'm happy to miss?
I'm thinking the same, I don't get the mention of the birth month either. However, I shouldn't say much. My favorite tshirt https://www.unique-vintage.com/products/unique-vintage-cream-cotton-chin-up-tits-out-womens-tee
Load More Replies...I don't understand why you're being downvoted. These shirts are a warning about both the wearer as well as whoever gave it to them.
Load More Replies...My Wife And I Love This Sub, So For Father’s Day She Made Me This Shirt
Oh, thanks for the advice. I had always been underestimating the power of a 20 something dude named Landon who was born in october and has a kid named Zelda and likes Disney World and drinks a lot of La croix and married a girl named Macey.
Shirt My Buddy Wore To A Get Together The Other Day. You'll Never Guess Who Bought It For Him...
My Entry That I Got On Amazon A Few Months Ago, Complete With A Typo
Well, with only one feeling, it will be best to walk away before it gets hurt....
Load More Replies...Dale Sr.? As in the dead NASCAR racer? What does that have to do with any other aspect of this shirt?
Facebook Delivered Today
Posted By A Cousin On Facebook
Grumpy Old September Man
Man, This One Really Takes You Places
Doesn’t like Obama? Whoever is next to her needs to get an “I’m with Stupid” shirt.
I expect Barack Obama would be crushed to be disliked by this obviously high class lady.
Probably from the whole, "Leftists are trying to ban Christmas!!!" thing.
Load More Replies...This Is It...
Tell me you're an ignorant racist asshole without telling me you're an ignorant racist asshole.
I presume on the back it says "Cis gendered, straight, non-disabled, white men are the most disadvantaged and discriminated group on the planet, in the whole of history"
But what do our Panda’s think of these targeted t-shirts? Cop or cringe? Do you have one of these t-shirts yourself?
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Yeah, right ? I mean, I was born in February and even I don't get it...
Load More Replies...So much writing, so many people craving the spotlight because it takes so long to read their shirt. On the flip side, my hubby has a shirt with really tiny writing that just says "nosy little f*cker aren't you" and it's my favourite shirt of his
Is this what right-wing Facebook looks like? “I hate Obama and all lives matter”? This is absolutely frightening.
Never underestimate a tall man who was born on October 16 1964 in Jacksonville Florida whose mother’s maiden name was Smith, whose for card was a Ford, who attended Jacksonville elementary school and grew up on 6th street, and whose social security and credit card numbers are as follows:
Many (not all) of these shirts seem like a backlash against intersectionality, like the people wearing them are mocking people who claim multiple identities (gay + POC + disabled). Several boast of anger issues. The whole feature left a bad taste in my mouth for some reason.
Okay I'm here to say that cringe culture is so stupid. Don't ruin things that give people genuine happiness please, as long as it doesn't harm anyone,let people do what they want! That being said, some of these were worrying, like the one about all lives matter :// we already know he voted for trump lol
I dated a BIG guy, built like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he wore a T shirt saying "I'm the LITTLE brother."
Two I always liked: First one for my husband said "Would you like to check your hit points before or after I slap you?" The other was on the back of a t-shirt of a man running a marathon. It said "Over 50, Overweight, Diabetic, Hypertensive, Ahead of you!"
The antithesis of Emily Dickinson's poem. Sorry for any punctuation errors. I'm nobody! Who are you? Are you nobody too? Then there's a pair of us, don't tell. They'd banish us, you know. How dreary to be somebody, How public, like a frog. To tell your name the live long day, To an admiring bog.
Yeah, right ? I mean, I was born in February and even I don't get it...
Load More Replies...So much writing, so many people craving the spotlight because it takes so long to read their shirt. On the flip side, my hubby has a shirt with really tiny writing that just says "nosy little f*cker aren't you" and it's my favourite shirt of his
Is this what right-wing Facebook looks like? “I hate Obama and all lives matter”? This is absolutely frightening.
Never underestimate a tall man who was born on October 16 1964 in Jacksonville Florida whose mother’s maiden name was Smith, whose for card was a Ford, who attended Jacksonville elementary school and grew up on 6th street, and whose social security and credit card numbers are as follows:
Many (not all) of these shirts seem like a backlash against intersectionality, like the people wearing them are mocking people who claim multiple identities (gay + POC + disabled). Several boast of anger issues. The whole feature left a bad taste in my mouth for some reason.
Okay I'm here to say that cringe culture is so stupid. Don't ruin things that give people genuine happiness please, as long as it doesn't harm anyone,let people do what they want! That being said, some of these were worrying, like the one about all lives matter :// we already know he voted for trump lol
I dated a BIG guy, built like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he wore a T shirt saying "I'm the LITTLE brother."
Two I always liked: First one for my husband said "Would you like to check your hit points before or after I slap you?" The other was on the back of a t-shirt of a man running a marathon. It said "Over 50, Overweight, Diabetic, Hypertensive, Ahead of you!"
The antithesis of Emily Dickinson's poem. Sorry for any punctuation errors. I'm nobody! Who are you? Are you nobody too? Then there's a pair of us, don't tell. They'd banish us, you know. How dreary to be somebody, How public, like a frog. To tell your name the live long day, To an admiring bog.
