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Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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#2

"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is some of the worst text flow on a shirt I’ve seen. Why are so many of these clichéd American conservative attitude shirts full of s****y text flow and bad design? Too many different fonts and decorations around the text.

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#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Iggy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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#19

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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AuntyJem
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's the one who needs a lesson in history. It seems he's forgotten they lost.

Aria Whitaker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right...and that the reason they were fighting was to literally enslave an entire population...I can see why their descendants may be a bit peeved and offended over the flying of the flag of the army that wanted them to remain in chattel slavery.

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Podunkus
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Muddy, jacked-up pickup, torn jeans, Stars-and-Bars, hat, shotgun, dejected gaze... the complete package! I don’t think you could add a single thing to this caricature human diorama that could make it scream “ignorance,” “insecurity” and “low self-esteem” any louder.

Karin Love
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wears a shirt glorifying racism...but everyone else needs a history lesson. Mkay.

Zelda Blue
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's the history lesson " YA'LL LOST THE WAR GET OVER IT!!"

Elizabeth
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what is up with these idiots holding on to symbolism of FAILURES? seriously, I'm not offended by loses who perpetually inform me that they are losers. It's ok.

Freya the Wanderer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any eff-tard who would even contemplate buying a shirt like this needs a history lesson.

Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That statement in combination with that gun → did he get reported for hate crime?

Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this flag is your notion of patriotism, you need a history lesson.

Nefertiti
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Non-American here. Isn't that the flag of the people who lost a war? 🤔 Also, why would anyone be offended by a flag that represents shame?👀

WillemPenn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(1) It isn't the flag, it's the ANV battle standard, but most Americans, including Southerners who claim it as a symbol of pride don't even know it's history (idiots) (2) I prefer the term "traitors" to losers (3) the ANV battle standard was used as a symbol by the segregationists and KKK in the South during the Civil Rights Movement to oppose integration. It is actually more strongly associated with efforts to oppose integration and to terrorize blacks than it is with any national sense of unity among the Confederacy at the time of the Civil War. Any other interpretation is revisionist.

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Gin Marie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the flag of a bunch of traitors who wanted to keep slaves and, oh, by the way, keep raping those slaves and then selling their own children. Plus, they lost. THAT'S the history lesson, numbnuts. And don't @ me, "slavery" and some variation of the "white superiority" is mentioned in EVERY secession speech of every state that seceded, plus in the "Cornerstone Speech" given by the VP of the Confederacy.

elfin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean the flag representing a group that wanted to split this country apart? You need a patriotism lesson.

Stille20
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...No a history lesson (specifically of the 50s and 60s) would explain why someone should be offended.

Jessi Zultanky
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Confederate flags offend me and I'm from the south, I'm not proud of the south's confederate history, there is literally no good reason to have/wear one, it just makes you look ignorant and racist

Teri Donovan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh....actually, if that flag DOESN'T offend you....YOU need the lesson little boy.

Lucy Shupe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The history that says the people who used this flag, committed treason, right.

Inten Rael
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The biggest takeaway I took from that lesson was that THE SOUTH LOST.

Kusotare
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the history: The people who carried that flag CHOSE to stop being American in the realist possible way, then lost the fight and were forced to become Americans again. So taking a page from their book, if you don't like it, LEAVE.

Aunt Messy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's proud of wearing the Traitor's Flag? You'll note that while he might be carrying a gun, he's got a tiny little basket....with no ammunition.

HJH
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

huh, hes the type that drives stupidly and revs up his stupid little motercyle. yea this dude has a tiny pp. miniscule.

okpkpkp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

losers. the johnny rebs were losers in that war, you fool. and yes, that flag offends me.

elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. I already know that the Confederates were traitors who supported owning other people and tried to break apart the United States while bragging about their patriotism. Not much ha changed.

Teri Donovan
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks. I know what it stands for. If you think being a racist POS is ok, your choice.

okpkpkp
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It offends me. Now, who is going to give me a history lesson?

Katie Hayes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a looser 😂😂😂. He's the whole package of ignorance, arrogance, and a ridiculous amount of self importance. Makes this loser stew quite pungent

Cynthia Souza
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since the side that used that flag lost, maybe you need the history lesson!

Lynda Momalo
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He clearly slept through history class -- or was "educated" in a Red state (which are almost always at the bottom of the lists of states with quality schools.)

Harry Hoogenhout
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you are proud of that flag, you need to come to the 21st century...

Kerrie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how this picture was taken with the idea of being artistic.

Annette Rainbow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am so glad I don't live in a so called "free America". I can't see anything free about it.

Kylee Alligood
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't agree with his shirt. Slavery was a big reason for the war, and I can see why people would be upset, but some people fly that flag because their ancestors fought in the war and they want to show respect to them. I am a daughter of the Confederacy and Union. This does not make me racist. I don't care what color your skin is, just like I don't want people to care about mine.

Kylee Alligood
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes people call equality "racism", like the bus drives at this certain school are sopost to "keep the referals equal" so if a black kid is acting up and they give a referal then they have to write up a white kid and vise virsa even if one kid isnt doing anything

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Lisa J
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my nephew? The Texan gulf area is thriving with this particular style.

Hallie Henderson
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Confederate flag stands does not stand for racism. It is what the South fought with during the Civil War. The country was divided because of the issue at hand - slavery. However, as everyone knows it all worked out and we are no longer divided. The people who fought with the South also gave their lives for the country we live in today and because of that they deserve the same respect we give to all of our American soldiers. That’s what it means when they say history lesson. We need to look deeper into the meaning of things. Not everything is about racism, hate, or homophobia...

Kim Bush
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You may not like it or agree with it, but it is still your nation's history. Accept it and grow up.

WillemPenn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, no actually, it's not *my* nation's history. Although I am a native of Richmond, VA, *my* nation is the United States of America and the Stars and Stripes in all her forms - from the Betsy Ross through the 34 to the current 50 Star Spangled Banner - are part of *my* nation's history. I was never a citizen of the Confederacy and there is no living person who was. Accept it, build a bridge, get over it, and join the 21st century Scarlett. Or don't. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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Monika Soffronow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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#30

"I ain't taking no orders from no woman"

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#31

"And on the 8th day God created elevator constructors and the devil stood at attention"

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#32

"No one meets death until they see me"

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#33

"I am a grumpy old man. I'm allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm, I was born in July, I protect my family and I love my country. If this offends you - I don't care"

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#34

"I'm not a bully, you're just a pussy!"

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#36

"I can always get a new job but you'll always be stupid"

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#37

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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#38

"Nobody needs an AR15? Nobody needs a whiny little b***h either, yet here you are"

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Aria Whitaker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, all those parents crying over lost children due to these types of weapons are just "whiny little bitches". What a sleazeball. Who in world raises these people?

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#39

"Never underestimate a man who was born in November. You know my name, not my story, you heard what I've done, not what I've been through"

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Iggy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless him. I'd say the only thing he's been through so far is school.

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#40

"Talk s**t - spit blood"

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