It reminds me of when I made all my car payments but the car dealership somehow still owned it and told me they needed it and took it so I had no car.

Becoming vegan is a huge missed steak.

All waiter lives matter

karma hits like a truck 😘✌️

as a bisexual person I can confidently say that this is one of the tweets of all time

I've been getting second hand embarrassment from these posts, ngl

Is it cringe if it's a joke? Which I'm sure it is...

I'm 37 and never been married. Not afraid of commitment, just not met anyone I've wanted to marry yet. I'd rather be single than unhappily married just for the sake of being married.

AYE!

I just don’t get how some people REALLY don’t feel any empathy

After Japonese, maybe try Chonese and Ondian as well.

I mean, it isn't universal because this is a typically US American thing that no one else eats.

And don’t use kitty cat gifs if you aren’t a kitty cat.

These are the types of furries that make very one else look bad smh

Eating it with a fork makes one a decolonizer or how does this logic work?

I'm more concerned about the 21% who voted 'yes'

And so did like half of Europe sooo…

ball gag ? 😉

everything about this confuses me

George washington himself imposed quarantines when the plague broke out in America. Repubicans always make sure to leave that part out of their narrative.

can we talk about “with hands on research” 🤨🤨

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Oh yes the "show me the proof, but not enough proof that I have to admit I'm wrong."

Which party is cringe/toxic depends on whether the problem is actual disabilty or incontinence, or someone choosing not to get up and go to the bathroom. If this is OP refusing to use the loo because they'd have to pause their computer game, or because they have a kink for peeing in a diaper in front of their family, then I'm on mums side.

I have think grammar no is stupid.

So glad we don't have this debate in Africa, we're too busy trying to survive.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICKITY FRACK

Why is your first instinct upon a devastating loss to make a dramatic post on twitter? All those ellipses. Just delete the damn app.

Ah, poor Sean. That man never got a break about his father, it was horrible when it happened :(

Good evening 🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🩸🩸🩸🩸

Wow, that really stinks!

I’m concerned for 2 reasons: 1- You find your cousin hot!?! 2 - YOU FIND YOUR MURDERER COUSIN HOT?

And a punch he didn't land in your face

Humans aren't hamsters.

what the heckity hek

Or, hear me out here, they're just being polite?

I hold the door open for anyone walking near me. It's called common decency.

I hold the door open for anyone close enough behind me.

If men only open doors for women and not for men, there's more to it than just being polite. There's a sexual element. Keeping them sweet, trying to get their attention, trying to impress them. Particularly noticeable when it's only attractive young women that get the door held open for them. On the other hand when a man holds the door open for anyone that is going to struggle to open it, that's good manners.

I pull it shut fast and lock it behind me. It's the American way!

I'm a woman and I will open a door for anyone coming in behind me. Letting it slam in their face is f*****g rude. But you're right, I should let it slam in my face- kick that patriarchy right in the junk.

I now have a headache because reading this post just killed a bunch of brain cells.

Might just be lookin at her butt.

4 years with that in your mind?

Had enough of that from Germaine Greer. No more, please.

Next post: „there are no more gentlemen out there.“

So...I typically hold the door open for anyone coming indoors behind me...what does that mean? I want to remind strangers that I decide if they go in or stay out? 😆😆😆

By that logic I'm an aggressive feminist when I'm opening a door for a man...?

What about when I hold it for another man? Or when a woman holds it for me?

I open the door for women. I do the same for men. It's called common courtesy.