It reminds me of when I made all my car payments but the car dealership somehow still owned it and told me they needed it and took it so I had no car.

Becoming vegan is a huge missed steak.

All waiter lives matter

karma hits like a truck 😘✌️

as a bisexual person I can confidently say that this is one of the tweets of all time

I've been getting second hand embarrassment from these posts, ngl

Is it cringe if it's a joke? Which I'm sure it is...

I'm 37 and never been married. Not afraid of commitment, just not met anyone I've wanted to marry yet. I'd rather be single than unhappily married just for the sake of being married.

AYE!

I just don’t get how some people REALLY don’t feel any empathy

After Japonese, maybe try Chonese and Ondian as well.

I mean, it isn't universal because this is a typically US American thing that no one else eats.

And don’t use kitty cat gifs if you aren’t a kitty cat.

These are the types of furries that make very one else look bad smh

Eating it with a fork makes one a decolonizer or how does this logic work?

I'm more concerned about the 21% who voted 'yes'

And so did like half of Europe sooo…

ball gag ? 😉

everything about this confuses me

George washington himself imposed quarantines when the plague broke out in America. Repubicans always make sure to leave that part out of their narrative.

can we talk about “with hands on research” 🤨🤨

image-20jp...69af7e.png

Oh yes the "show me the proof, but not enough proof that I have to admit I'm wrong."

Which party is cringe/toxic depends on whether the problem is actual disabilty or incontinence, or someone choosing not to get up and go to the bathroom. If this is OP refusing to use the loo because they'd have to pause their computer game, or because they have a kink for peeing in a diaper in front of their family, then I'm on mums side.

I have think grammar no is stupid.

So glad we don't have this debate in Africa, we're too busy trying to survive.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICKITY FRACK

Why is your first instinct upon a devastating loss to make a dramatic post on twitter? All those ellipses. Just delete the damn app.

Ah, poor Sean. That man never got a break about his father, it was horrible when it happened :(

Good evening 🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🩸🩸🩸🩸

Wow, that really stinks!

I’m concerned for 2 reasons: 1- You find your cousin hot!?! 2 - YOU FIND YOUR MURDERER COUSIN HOT?

And a punch he didn't land in your face

Humans aren't hamsters.

I find the concept of "post mortem distress birthing" quite interesting. Post mortem birthing exists (and is kind of scary, so don't look it up if you want to sleep tonight), but how do you get a dead body in distress? Also, the use of "Chad/Tyrone" shows that the OP is deeply rooted in incel culture.

What kind of hospital you go to? I spent the first 24 hours with my little one in the room with me. They only removed her a few hours so I could sleep and so they could give her a check up....

Idiot

What a load of bollocks

Yo. Momma Bear here….Whoever tries to take my baby from me will be the one suffering from post mortem distress, bc after I kill them, I’ll proceed to whoop their dead a*s into a new time zone for tryna take my child. Chad/Tyrone can drop dead too, if he’s not stepping up to be a daddy. Let us pray that OP doesn’t breed. ☹️

OMG these things just keep getting better and better! LMAO!!! Thats a HARD HARD NO! They leave the baby WITH you as much as you want. I NEVER wanted my babies out of my sight.... must have been that murderous itch I had. 🤦‍♀️

If it was that much of an epidemic the population would be much lower. I survived my mother's apparently ravenous hunger and my kiddos avoided me going all mythological on them.

What the f is wrong with people? I just can't...

Not fun nor a fact

Not fun, and also not a fact.

say what?

Where do these morons get this c**p?

um, no, little incel.

what the heckity hek