He's discreetly looking for the edges

Dunning-Kruger at its best.

ugh

With all my training I can easily picture the ‘novelist’ biting their fist after that reply

im dying from second hand embarrassment 😭

I have no words and yet so many questions

wow. cringe-o-rama

Damn i cringed deep in my soul

Sounds like bad fan fiction.

Scary af, particularly because of that redundant space before the question mark at the end

*reveals cringe face and eyeroll that turns into side eye as i walk away from your silly@ss*

You. I’m laughing at you.

I’m embarrassed for the girl who’s with him

oh no not the vampire jake from royale high...

omfg wow Incel alert

What's he going to do, embarrass the lad to death?

this hurts to read at a primal level

person's probably 15 or so, in ten years they'll realize how cringey they were

Oh I hope his fedora didn't fall off showing his fangs and all. What a lucky girl his girlfriend is. She is real right?

if anybody does that, you know that they have no madiens

Why do I picture a 3 day old kitten with eyes still closed trying to hiss at me ?

Next time send it to my E-mail that I never check.

Maybe he's a talking lion??

i would block them

I can understand being protective of a partner. But this? I would be too busy laughing to respond

FOUR fangs? thats a tad bit far, isn't it... mate?

Somebody needs a reality check.

People still text like this?? That's unfortunate.

I have garlick and silver jewelers so I’ll be laughing even harder mate…

Poor gf...

omg i hate the word “mate”!

This isn't even the first time I've seen people roleplay like this via text message. And I roleplay myself. This is just weird.

i guess cpu muscles are like beer muscles

Its giving twilight on text

*yawn* cringe! ahhhhhh

Oh my... Recently, have encountered one of these in the wild. I have a handcart I use to go grocery shopping. Walked behind a car in the parking lot exit, and had to stop and wait ... stopped right before hitting the car in front - not touched it the slightest - and he told me he'd "kick my a*s" if I "did this with him". I didn't do anything to begin with ... huh? What a weirdass, that guy ... told him I doubt anybody wants to know and, in lack of a better response, asked his adjacent girlfriend if threatening strangers is what made her fall in love with that guy, but this went under in the car, abovementioned. accelerating. Cringe? Yeah. Damned, nothing wrong with being weird, but sometimes, being wrong is weird itself...

At least it’s better than the post where the dude sends an image of a slightly pissed off Freddy Fazbear.

If you want to play that game then…*pulls out portal gun and sends you to the blender dimension and farts and burps*

Oh! Oh no!

*beep* *beep* my cringe-meter is acting up

Oh that's easy. You'll only need a crystal ball, a shroom picked at midnight and 3 roach heads

intelligent thoughts have always followed him, but he was faster

Blackberries??

Poor kid. At least he took it in stride.

If this is real, i don't want to live on this planet anymore

lol!

This has to be trolling-

What an asshat. Anyone looks like s**t photographed like that. He’s trying to get lifelong attention from bringing his wife down. And succeeding apparently

What the FÜCK??!!! This can't be real... Or could it be?!

kinda like bone apple teeth but stupider

Explain this to the paramedics