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Remember the last time you tried to impress a possible love interest? Indeed, in your mind, you were gallant, witty, charming, and favorably impressionable. In their eyes, though, you probably seemed more like a dorky fifth-grader trying their hardest to awe their mom into dispensing candy.

Best case scenario - you got them heartily laughing at your efforts and won them over by your naivete. It was a great scenario - you left them dumbfounded with your strained humor and got a great view of their back. It is always best to come prepared to such a battle, though, and if not by having a couple of clever rizz lines locked and loaded, then at least by memorizing those that are not to be used. Like ever. 

If schadenfreude isn’t what you often feel, then get ready to remember the pain by reading these cringe-pick-up lines. Some of these mating calls are so bad that you might strain your brows, which involuntarily form cubism-inspired lines in your forehead. And as much as I’d like to spoil some of them right now by adding a quote or two in this text, you’ll just have to scroll and read them for yourself. Well, just a glimpse, maybe - from food pairings to comparisons with technologies, these babies will buffalo you. 

So, now is the time to warm up your brows, crack your knuckles, and haughtily adjust your spectacles - cringe, pick-up lines are waiting. Do not forget to vote for the most embarrassing or pick-up lines that annoy your spouse the most! Also, share these with your friends; you might do a fun bet or a social experiment with them. I know I would!

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    You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.

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    You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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    I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

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    Are you http? Because without you I'm just ://

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    I'm gonna sue Spotify for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

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    There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that an ad some years ago? I think it was advertising liquor

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    Please don't. I might not be able to resist the urge to trip you a second time.

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    Can I tie your shoelaces? Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.

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    I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

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    My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

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    Roses are red, violets are blue DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

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    You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

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    I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering. Are you free for the rest of your life?

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    Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♀️That just sounds like you’re the fine that someone’s gotta pay

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    I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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    Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

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    Your hand seems pretty heavy... Let me hold it for you (day 44).

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    Are you a shower? Because I want to sit next to you and start crying uncontrollably.

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    You know what kind of bagel you are? My everything bagel.

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    You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does anyone else find the term "hot" to be a turn-off???

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    If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have only one because you never left my mind.

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    Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.

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    Are you a mask? Because I never want to be seen without you in public.

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    Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you.

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    Some Pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy. Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you.

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    Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic? Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

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    I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So like... um... that sounds like a good excuse to never talk to you again..."

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    Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.

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    Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!

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    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you a 9, because I'm the 1 you're missing.

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    How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always said it "what do you call a polar bear in the Arctic? An ice breaker, hi I'm..." usually got a laugh 😅

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    You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day.

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    My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.

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    Roses are red. Violets are blue. Covid-19 canceling everything except my feelings for YOU.

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    If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a gorgesaurus.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she lived in the Cretaceous, she'd be a Babeosaurus Rex.

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    Roses are red, my face is too. That only happens when I'm around you.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU EAT A CALIFORNIA REAPER EH? EH? *leans in and looks at you ominously* EH?

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    If you were a dried fruit... You’d be my date.

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    If you were a dried fruit… you’d probably be all wrinkly and old

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    Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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    Hey can you pass me my inhaler because you took my breath away.

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    If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!

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    You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!

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    Sorry not possible Hershey's is the only thing keeping me going. No one. And I mean no one can put them out.

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    I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

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    Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.

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    You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

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    I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

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    I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

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    This one is kinda wholesome, actually compared to the other ones in this weird, cringy thread.

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    Girl are you Amazon? Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

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    My love for you is like a Windows update. It goes on forever and ever.

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    I don’t have a library card... But can I check you out?

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    I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% into you.

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    Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

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    We're not socks. But I think.... we'd make a great pair.

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    Hey girl are you frequency? Because it hertz when you leave.

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    Hey are you a keyboard. Because you are just my type.

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    #63

    I think I need to see an optician. Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

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    Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

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    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.

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    Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

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    Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.

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    Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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    Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

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    Of all your curves... your smile is my favorite.

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    Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck... but you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t.

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    When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why? Because I want to give my heart to you.

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    Hey girl, are u a Bluetooth device? Cause I'm lookin' for connection.

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    Are you a broken compass? Because I lost my way looking at you.

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    Hey, you gravity? Coz I feel a force of attraction here!

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    People have always told me to never grow old. But that’s all I want to do with you.

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    If you were words on a page you'd be the fine print.

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    Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

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    Angel one is better but this one is cute. Dunno if any girl would fall for it though. Lotta girls already don't fall for the angel bit.

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    Do you have 11 electrons? Then why you're sodium fine.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many lonely chemists guys there must be. Loneliest element in the world. I feel bad for them man. Feels bad.

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    Hey girl you look so fine. You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989.

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    Let me tie your shoes. I don't want you falling for anyone else.

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    Do you take care of bees? Because I already know you're a keeper.

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    I went to your boyfriend's Instagram page. It said "edit profile".

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    Was your father an alien, because there nothing else like you on earth.

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    If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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    Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

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    If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.

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    I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

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    If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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    Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

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    You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

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    In this pandemic your smile is still the most contagious thing out there.

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    Are you an unfunny meme? Cause I don't wanna share you.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my life isn't just a joke to you... it's an unfunny joke. I will never talk to you again.

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    I bet dentists HATE you - there's no way they could improve your smile!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah please compare me to a child’s movie main character, super hot

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    You know why I study mathematics? Because I want to find the shortest distance into your heart.

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    Hey baby, are you Danny Devito? Because It’s Always Sunny when I’m with you.

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    Hey! What's that thing all over your face? Oh! It's beauty.

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    I’m not a landscape photographer but I’m sure you’d make any view better.

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    #102

    Him: Are you a model?

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    Were you in boy scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a pick line to use on a guy? Nice I like it. Gunna use that on my husband lol

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    Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

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    Are you a brain tumor? Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me.

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    Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill... But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

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    I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent. You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

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    Well here I am... What are your other two wishes?

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    My lips are made of Skittles and baby you’re about to taste the rainbow.

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    If gravity didn’t exist... I would still find myself falling for you.

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    They say if you Kiss an angel you'll be immortal. So yeah you can kiss me as long as you want.

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    Damn girl, are you a Cane? Cause I can’t stand being without you.

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    Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated, I guess you’re just too hot for Tinder.

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    Is your birthday October the 10th? Cos you definitely look like a 10/10.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say hindsight is 20/20... Let's see if you knew this was coming. (Walks away.)

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    Do you know what you have that no one else has? My Heart.

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    #147

    Are you mixed? You look half Brazilian and half mine.

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    Hey baby are you a murderer? Because your looks can kill.

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    Are you a flower? 'Cause I'd pick you.

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    I’d show you my world... But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror.

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    #151

    Hi my name is John if anyone is looking to make a mistake tonight." I wasn't, but damn I thought that was funny.

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    You have a bit of cute on your face.

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    Hey, you're beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

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    Can I have your picture just to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?

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    I think there is something wrong with my eyes I just can’t take them off you

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    I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. 'Cause I am totally checking you out!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I am not a picture book. Look over there instead.

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    Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

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    Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.

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    Your lipstick looks good, may I taste it?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an old ass man at Family Dollar while visibly pregnant, say to me 'Hey Baby, are u a tulip? Cause I can imagine your 2 lips on my organ" wtff

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    Are you my phone charger? Cuz I wanna sleep next to you.

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    Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you think if the answer was yes, then I would have asked you first?

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    Damn girl are you an upset woman? Cause I think you’re fine.

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    Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.

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