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200 Of The Cringiest Pick-Up Lines Ever

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Remember the last time you tried to impress a possible love interest? Indeed, in your mind, you were gallant, witty, charming, and favorably impressionable. In their eyes, though, you probably seemed more like a dorky fifth-grader trying their hardest to awe their mom into dispensing candy.

Best case scenario - you got them heartily laughing at your efforts and won them over by your naivete. It was a great scenario - you left them dumbfounded with your strained humor and got a great view of their back. It is always best to come prepared to such a battle, though, and if not by having a couple of clever rizz lines locked and loaded, then at least by memorizing those that are not to be used. Like ever.

If schadenfreude isn’t what you often feel, then get ready to remember the pain by reading these cringe-pick-up lines. Some of these mating calls are so bad that you might strain your brows, which involuntarily form cubism-inspired lines in your forehead. And as much as I’d like to spoil some of them right now by adding a quote or two in this text, you’ll just have to scroll and read them for yourself. Well, just a glimpse, maybe - from food pairings to comparisons with technologies, these babies will buffalo you.

So, now is the time to warm up your brows, crack your knuckles, and haughtily adjust your spectacles - cringe, pick-up lines are waiting. Do not forget to vote for the most embarrassing or pick-up lines that annoy your spouse the most! Also, share these with your friends; you might do a fun bet or a social experiment with them. I know I would!

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#1

"Heard you like bad girls, well I'm bad at everything." Blinks instead of winking.

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48points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

This is genius…

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#2

Knock-knock. (Who's there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

45points

Sweetie Cake 3 years ago

i like this one lol

10points

#3

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

44points

Todd Smith 3 years ago

I am going to say this to my wife tonight.

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#4

Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.

43points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Oooh I'm totally using this! (I'm from Sweden)

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#5

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

39points

Jihan Kim 3 years ago

goddamn this just bluescreened my brain..

16points

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#6

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, has clearly never stood next to you.

39points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

That one is so cute! :0

10points

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#7

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.

37points

Babs Beach 3 years ago

🤦‍♀️

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#8

Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

36points

Jihan Kim 3 years ago

hahahaha

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#9

You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

29points

Koda Bear She/He/They 3 years ago

This is adorable❤️

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#10

I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

29points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Don't try this if your crush hates math

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#11

Are you http? Because without you I'm just ://

29points

Jihan Kim 3 years ago

dude.... really?

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#12

I'm gonna sue Spotify for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

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27points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

*said in a Southern belle voice* Sorry, Sugar, I ain't single.

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#13

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

25points

Grant Hazzard 3 years ago

Mine, too, I don't see this one working.

16points

#14

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

24points

La Kalypso 3 years ago

"Please don't. It would feel like reheating yesterday's mc fries in the microwave."

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#15

Can I tie your shoelaces? Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.

24points

PATZY HATZY 3 years ago

I can't tie shoes.

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#16

I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

21points

Grant Hazzard 3 years ago

That one's not actually that bad.

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#17

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

21points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

Steal them and enjoy

2points

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#18

Roses are red, violets are blue DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

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21points

Crafty Kid 3 years ago

IM a painting

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#19

You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

20points

Dani Alexander 3 years ago

Nope I suck at chemistry, must have been someone else

6points

#20

I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering. Are you free for the rest of your life?

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19points

Fruitythem22 3 years ago

no I have a life to attend to

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#21

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!

18points

Valentina Randi 3 years ago

🤦‍♀️That just sounds like you’re the fine that someone’s gotta pay

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#22

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

18points

Allena Sharpe 3 years ago

Gross

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#23

Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

18points

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

My friend would like this.

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#24

Your hand seems pretty heavy... Let me hold it for you (day 44).

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18points

Celeste 3 years ago

*...of lockdown).

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#25

Are you a shower? Because I want to sit next to you and start crying uncontrollably.

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18points

Joran Quinten 3 years ago

That's hot

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#26

You know what kind of bagel you are? My everything bagel.

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18points

ashtree80 3 years ago

🧡🧡🧡

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#27

You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more.

16points

Taylor Carroll 3 years ago

Is it just me or does anyone else find the term "hot" to be a turn-off???

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#28

If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have only one because you never left my mind.

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16points

HeyI’mJustMe 3 years ago

“So glad to know I’m worth one dollar to you.”

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#29

Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.

15points

Cam Conway 3 years ago

Heard b4

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#30

Are you a mask? Because I never want to be seen without you in public.

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15points

Valentina Randi 3 years ago

umm… I’m going to wear you on my mouth all day?

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#31

Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you.

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14points

Ann Ross 4 weeks ago (edited)

so we can travel the universe together ^_^

0points

#32

Some Pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy. Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you.

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14points

Rockstar 3 years ago

Bruh...that is so fantastic ahaha, im dead

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#33

Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic? Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

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14points

littlesaresare 3 years ago

Oddly more wholesome than the others.

5points

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#34

I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

13points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

"So like... um... that sounds like a good excuse to never talk to you again..."

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#35

Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.

13points

Hadleigh Tindall 3 years ago

So, are people eating us or-

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#36

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!

13points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

But your girlfriend is still wearing it creep

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#37

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

13points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Hahahahaha but no.

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#38

If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you a 9, because I'm the 1 you're missing.

13points

Daniel Metcalfe 3 years ago

out of 10, i would definitely give you 1

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#39

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

13points

Jules Marten-Feldmann 3 years ago

I always said it "what do you call a polar bear in the Arctic? An ice breaker, hi I'm..." usually got a laugh 😅

4points

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#40

You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day.

13points

Valentina Randi 3 years ago

just….why?

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#41

My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.

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13points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Forrest Gump 2.0

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#42

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Covid-19 canceling everything except my feelings for YOU.

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13points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Cringe but I don't hate it..

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#43

If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a gorgesaurus.

13points

Jen H 3 years ago (edited)

If she lived in the Cretaceous, she'd be a Babeosaurus Rex.

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#44

Roses are red, my face is too. That only happens when I'm around you.

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13points

Iehoon kim Yazawa 1 year ago

WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU EAT A CALIFORNIA REAPER EH? EH? *leans in and looks at you ominously* EH?

0points

#45

If you were a dried fruit... You’d be my date.

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13points

Valentina Randi 3 years ago

If you were a dried fruit… you’d probably be all wrinkly and old

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#46

Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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13points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

🤢🤢🤮🤮

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#47

Hey can you pass me my inhaler because you took my breath away.

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13points

AquaFox Gaming 3 years ago

mmm asthma

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#48

If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!

12points

RandomX123 3 years ago

"This is Optimus Fine"

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#49

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!

12points

Cam Conway 3 years ago

Sorry not possible Hershey's is the only thing keeping me going. No one. And I mean no one can put them out.

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#50

I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

12points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Lol

0points

#51

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.

12points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Creepy..

0points

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#52

You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

12points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Super sexy.

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#53

I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

12points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Cute.

1point

#54

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

12points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

This one is kinda wholesome, actually compared to the other ones in this weird, cringy thread.

2points

#55

Girl are you Amazon? Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

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12points

Celeste 3 years ago

Is my vagina like a magicians hat? Hard pass friendo.

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#56

My love for you is like a Windows update. It goes on forever and ever.

12points

Celeste 3 years ago

That's why I use a Mac.

4points

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#57

I don’t have a library card... But can I check you out?

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12points

Celeste 3 years ago

Maybe if you knew how to read the signs.

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#58

I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% into you.

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12points

AquaFox Gaming 3 years ago

why does that sounds so wrong??

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#59

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

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12points

Pollywog 3 years ago

Put clothes on!

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#60

We're not socks. But I think.... we'd make a great pair.

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12points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

I'd rather go with gloves

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#61

Hey girl are you frequency? Because it hertz when you leave.

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12points

#62

Hey are you a keyboard. Because you are just my type.

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12points

RandomX123 3 years ago

"And you're just a typo"

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#63

I think I need to see an optician. Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

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12points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

I wear glasses so this one gets me lol.

0points

#64

Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

11points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Achy breaky heart anyone?

0points

#65

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.

11points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Not but it can be a nice compliment.

0points

#66

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

10points

#67

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.

10points

Iehoon kim Yazawa 1 year ago

HOW ABOUT WE TEST THATTHEORY OUT, EH?

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#68

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

10points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

This one just makes you sound self-absorbed

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#69

Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

10points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

Don't bring her father into this, douch!

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#70

Of all your curves... your smile is my favorite.

10points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half..

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#71

Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck... but you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t.

10points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

Mhm, so we in ranine right now?

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#72

When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why? Because I want to give my heart to you.

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10points

Not A Panda 3 years ago

Thank goodness it's just his heart.....

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#73

Hey girl, are u a Bluetooth device? Cause I'm lookin' for connection.

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10points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

No. Just... *sigh*

3points

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#74

Are you a broken compass? Because I lost my way looking at you.

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10points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

I broke something but it wasn't mine.

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#75

Hey, you gravity? Coz I feel a force of attraction here!

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10points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

This is more for folks into science.

0points

#76

People have always told me to never grow old. But that’s all I want to do with you.

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10points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Awww this one can be cute in the right circumstances.

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#77

If you were words on a page you'd be the fine print.

9points

#78

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

9points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Angel one is better but this one is cute. Dunno if any girl would fall for it though. Lotta girls already don't fall for the angel bit.

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#79

Do you have 11 electrons? Then why you're sodium fine.

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9points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

How many lonely chemists guys there must be. Loneliest element in the world. I feel bad for them man. Feels bad.

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#80

Hey girl you look so fine. You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989.

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9points

Pumpkin Spice 3 years ago

Penis vs longer penis.

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#81

Let me tie your shoes. I don't want you falling for anyone else.

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9points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

This one was repeated..

0points

#82

Do you take care of bees? Because I already know you're a keeper.

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9points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Cute I like it.

1point

#83

I went to your boyfriend's Instagram page. It said "edit profile".

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9points

Celeste 3 years ago

Then maybe you should get off his phone.

3points

#84

Was your father an alien, because there nothing else like you on earth.

9points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

Dude! Stop bringing her dad into this !

1point

#85

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

8points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Cute :)

1point

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#86

Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

8points

#87

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.

8points

Emily McDonnel 3 years ago

Just... No!!!

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#88

I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

8points

Valentina Randi 3 years ago

eww that just sounds wrong

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#89

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

8points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

This one kinda smoooth

0points

#90

Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

8points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Lol this is funny but being covered in bees would be terrifying.

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#91

You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

8points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Mm nope. Gunna pass on this one.

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#92

In this pandemic your smile is still the most contagious thing out there.

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8points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

This one is wholesome

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#93

Are you an unfunny meme? Cause I don't wanna share you.

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8points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

So my life isn't just a joke to you... it's an unfunny joke. I will never talk to you again.

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#94

I bet dentists HATE you - there's no way they could improve your smile!

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8points

ashtree80 3 years ago

Also I steal fluoride

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#95

I don’t normally chase girls but I’d put my crocs in sports mode for you.

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8points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Just... what?

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#96

Girl, if you were a race car you'd be lightning McQueen.

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8points

HeyI’mJustMe 3 years ago

Oh yeah please compare me to a child’s movie main character, super hot

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#97

You know why I study mathematics? Because I want to find the shortest distance into your heart.

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#98

Hey baby, are you Danny Devito? Because It’s Always Sunny when I’m with you.

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8points

Allena Sharpe 3 years ago

Wow.

1point

#99

Hey are you an artist? Because you sure do draw my attention.

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8points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Hahahaha actually I am an artist haha 🤣😆🤣😆

1point

#100

Hey! What's that thing all over your face? Oh! It's beauty.

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8points

ashtree80 3 years ago

Yes a thousand times!

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#101

I’m not a landscape photographer but I’m sure you’d make any view better.

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8points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago

Awwwwwwwwwww ❤️

1point

#102

Him: Are you a model?

Me: ... No.

Him: Oh, when did you quit?

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8points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Smooooth

3points

#103

Were you in boy scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot.

8points

Rabbitzan Drakague 3 years ago (edited)

Is that a pick line to use on a guy? Nice I like it. Gunna use that on my husband lol

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#104

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

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#105

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

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Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

*Takes dollar and runs*

3points

#106

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

7points

me me 3 years ago

I love cheese!!! I would totally fall for this one.

0points

#107

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

7points

Marcus Lynch 3 years ago

Never gonna get to the pickle stage with that one...

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#108

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

7points

ashtree80 3 years ago

😝

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#109

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.

7points

#110

I wasn't always religious. But I am now, because you're the answer to all my prayers.

7points

Cookie Cat 3 years ago

Yeah but what if she's an athiest?

0points

#111

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together.

7points

Minsoo Han 3 years ago

It's U and I, good grammar gets the babes

0points

#112

On a scale of 1 to 10, you are 8 and I'm in 2 you.

7points

#113

Are you a brain tumor? Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me.

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me me 3 years ago

haha! love this one!

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#114

Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill... But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

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Crafty Kid 3 years ago

But thats on Netflix...

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#115

On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 I'm the 1 you need.

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Cookie Cat 3 years ago

Another one that makes you sound self-centered

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#116

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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Iehoon kim Yazawa 1 year ago

YAY! YOUR GONNA ERASE MY PAST, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY FOR ME?

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#117

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

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Celeste 3 years ago

Really, cuz the guy killed his own kid?

0points

#118

I don’t play Minecraft anymore. Because you’re the only diamond I need.

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7points

#119

I like my women how I like my laptops. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

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6points

Tristan Cakes 3 years ago

Kind of hot not gonna lie.

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#120

I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent. You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

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#121

Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

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6points

#122

I am not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

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#123

Well here I am... What are your other two wishes?

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6points

#124

My lips are made of Skittles and baby you’re about to taste the rainbow.

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6points

#125

If gravity didn’t exist... I would still find myself falling for you.

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6points

#126

They say if you Kiss an angel you'll be immortal. So yeah you can kiss me as long as you want.

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6points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Confusing. Who is the angel??

5points

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#127

I left my WiFi on and it's telling me that you are a hotspot.

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6points

#128

If you were a machine... You're so hot, you'd be overheating.

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#129

Damn girl, are you a Cane? Cause I can’t stand being without you.

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6points

#130

If you were a photon and I were an electron, you would bring me to the excited state.

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6points

#131

Damn, are you nuclear fission? Cause you got my reactor goin.

6points

#132

They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body, wanna fight?

6points

Iehoon kim Yazawa 1 year ago

I think my jaw is stronger, or maybe my legs. Wanna fight kiddo?

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#133

Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you're the best a man can get!

5points

#134

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

5points

#135

I'm really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

5points

#136

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

5points

Iehoon kim Yazawa 1 year ago

*jiggles*

0points

#137

If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!

5points

#138

Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

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#139

Ain't using Google no more, cause when I saw you. The search is over.

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5points

#140

Jesus can turn water into wine. But I can turn you into mine.

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5points

#141

Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated, I guess you’re just too hot for Tinder.

5points

#142

Are you a steak? Cause you’re pretty well done!

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5points

#143

Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier. Because I'm totally checking you out.

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5points

#144

Are you a firefly? Cause you light up my sky.

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#145

Is your birthday October the 10th? Cos you definitely look like a 10/10.

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5points

Celeste 3 years ago

And they say hindsight is 20/20... Let's see if you knew this was coming. (Walks away.)

0points

#146

Do you know what you have that no one else has? My Heart.

Boring_Yogurtcloset9 Report

5points

#147

Are you mixed? You look half Brazilian and half mine.

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5points

#148

Hey baby are you a murderer? Because your looks can kill.

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5points

#149

Are you a flower? 'Cause I'd pick you.

IveNeverSeenSanta Report

5points

#150

I’d show you my world... But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror.

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#151

Hi my name is John if anyone is looking to make a mistake tonight." I wasn't, but damn I thought that was funny.

ruthgordon Report

5points

#152

You have a bit of cute on your face.

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5points

#153

Hey, you're beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

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5points

#154

Can I have your picture just to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?

5points

#155

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

5points

#156

I think there is something wrong with my eyes I just can’t take them off you

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#157

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

4points

Celeste 3 years ago

🤣😂

0points

#158

I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

4points

Chuck Caprisun 2 years ago

"By another person? Great, I'm outta here."

0points

#159

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

4points

#160

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

4points

#161

Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!

4points

#162

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

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#163

I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. 'Cause I am totally checking you out!

4points

Celeste 3 years ago

Honey, I am not a picture book. Look over there instead.

0points

#164

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

4points

#165

Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods!

4points

Chuck Caprisun 2 years ago

I could see this going in a different direction....

0points

#166

They forgot to put your name on the periodic table. Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

4points

#167

Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.

dcdantes Report

4points

#168

Tired of being an adult? Be my baby then.

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#169

You make me feel like a leaf. Because I’m always falling for you.

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4points

#170

Thank god I'm wearing gloves, cause you're too hot to handle.

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4points

#171

Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.

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4points

#172

Hey girl, are you 2020? Because you took my breath away..

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4points

Crafty Kid 3 years ago

NO...JUST NO

1point

#173

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Cause you might just be my next addiction.

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4points

#174

There's something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

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#175

Are you an artist? Cuz you're drawing me in.

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4points

#176

Are you the moon? Cause you're beautiful every night and I miss you every day.

the_boy_in_the_hood Report

4points

#177

Are you YouTube? Because I want You to Be mine.

4points

#178

I would say that I'm falling for you. But you already fell out of heaven for me.

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4points

#179

Your lipstick looks good, may I taste it?

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4points

Aprilx0 2 years ago

Had an old ass man at Family Dollar while visibly pregnant, say to me 'Hey Baby, are u a tulip? Cause I can imagine your 2 lips on my organ" wtff

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#180

Are you my meds? When I don't have you it drives me crazy.

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#181

Call me racer cause I can drive girls crazy.

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4points

#182

I'm not Lauv. But I like me better when I'm with you.

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4points

#183

Are you my phone charger? Cuz I wanna sleep next to you.

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4points

Chuck Caprisun 2 years ago

oop

0points

#184

Do you know what I wanna be this Halloween? Yours.

4points

#185

Hey girl is your parents scientist? Because they made a bomb.

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4points

#186

I can't cook a good lasagna, but I can cook a great lasagna.

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#187

You dropped something: My jaw.

4points

#188

Redstone is red, Lapis is blue, I’d rather quit to main menu than respawn without you.

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4points

#189

Do you have a bandage? I scrapped my knees falling for you.

4points

#190

Were you in boy scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot.

4points

#191

Are you a magician? because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

4points

#192

Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get!

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#193

If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!

3points

#194

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie!

3points

#195

Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word "gorgeous"!

3points

#196

Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?

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3points

Celeste 3 years ago

Don't you think if the answer was yes, then I would have asked you first?

1point

#197

Damn girl are you an upset woman? Cause I think you’re fine.

ollietimberlake Report

3points

Miriam Spaulding 3 years ago

I just scrolled to the very bottom and why are there so many!

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#198

Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.

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#199

Hey girl, is your name John, because I have never Cena girl like you.

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3points

#200

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cutie!

2points

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Jihan Kim 3 years ago

what an unnecessarily long list of .....

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YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Double posting

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Julianne M 3 years ago

RYAN!!

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King Joffrey 3 years ago

Is there such a thing as a non-cringeworthy pick up line?

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Jihan Kim 3 years ago

what an unnecessarily long list of .....

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YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Double posting

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Julianne M 3 years ago

RYAN!!

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King Joffrey 3 years ago

Is there such a thing as a non-cringeworthy pick up line?

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