30 Times People Claimed They Knew What Masculinity Is All About Yet It Sounded Messed Up
Following the conventional norms of manhood can bring social and professional rewards to some boys and men. But it's not a one-size-fits-all kind of thing.
So when people are telling everyone that real men don't express emotion openly, that they have to be "tough all the time", that anything other than that makes them "feminine" or weak, there's a problem. They're putting others in a box. Scratch that. They're putting half of this world's population in a box.
Showing just how often that happens online, the Twitter account Hot Masculinity Takes accepts submissions from folks who find the absolute worst opinions about men on the Internet and reshares them on its wall. Sadly, judging by the number of entries, there's no shortage of these instances.
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What the hell? If you want to be safe and not get arrested you are not a “man”?
You chicken! But yea... Arguing these posts makes no sense is senseless in itself: The entire topic is "collected posts that make no sense". Ours is just to grade them by insanity; this is #5 material indeed.
Load More Replies...I sort of want the toxic idiots to follow this in a kind of Darwinian way. Can we apply a little bleach to the gene pool?
If you don't wear your seatbelt and there's an accident, you'll be the most manly innards smeared all over the road.
Says a guy without a shirt on his profile pic, showing off his body. Could that somehow be construed as gay, I wonder?
Yep, he got her pregnant by being gay. That’s how being gay works
He's so gay he's in a loving relationship with a woman.
Load More Replies...The only gay in that tweet is the adolescent with a hoodie hiding his face. Because his comment is asinine. Sharing your wife's happiness on your wedding day is probably the most manly thing you will ever do, followed by having a baby. That guy in the photo has this Twitter troll beat 2-0.
Load More Replies...being in a relationship with a girly girl is so gay, real men only f**k bearded muscled lumberjacks!
Many of my friends are gay, and strangely enough none of them express it by posing romantically with members of the opposite sex. Oddly enough they're a lot more interested in being all snuggly and adorable with their same-sex partners. They must be doing it wrong.
The person behind Hot Masculinity Takes wanted to remain anonymous but they told Bored Panda that the point of this account is just to post the takes and let people draw their own conclusions.
"I will say that it’s not purely about 'toxic masculinity,'" they explained. "I do draw a lot from the manosphere but a lot of the takes are from women speaking about men, and I include left-wing hot takes too."
This just in! Cars are now gay! Remote controls are now gay! PCs are now gay!
Load More Replies...If you're not blind, you're gay. I'm sorry, but that's just how these things work.
Load More Replies...Yeah, he might discover that the BIG SCREEN that he watches "THE GAME" on is Gay.
Load More Replies...Candles are far too girly, he's sitting in the dark.
Load More Replies...This man will soon be sitting in complete darkness for the rest of his life. LEDs are everywhere nowadays.
FIRES! LET THE HOUSE BURN! MUAHAHAHAHA- wait now I don't have a house
Load More Replies...I can't stand all the LEDs in goddamned everything but only because they are hard on the eyes and really interfere with sleep and relaxation. I like to cover them with electrical tape usually.
That is how I took care of that "check engine" light that was not letting me relax.
Load More Replies...Yet anyone can knock someone else out but not everyone can cook good food.
everyone can cook too ! But to cook something edible is another subject :3
Load More Replies...Bet Gordon Ramsay could make this dude cry, like the lil bitch he is.
The fact that you think that cooking = making an omelette, says a lot about your cooking.
Yes, How can we forget him. Retired Master Sergeant of the US Army, chef Andre Rush.
Load More Replies...I find a man who cooks hot. I love seeing people passionate about things, it make me happy to see people get that excited about stuff.
As an ex Chef who made a £40k salary a year in the final 10 years in my career (and about the same in the previous 15) - I was quite good. Frankly, I don't give a s**t about the dialogue coming from a chubby, half naked, ignoramus who has obviously not worked in any sort of high pressure environment. BTW, I was also in the military before becoming a Chef and saw more than my fair share of violence / warfare ..... oh, as for knocking people out ... yup, ex boxing representative for my regiment .
What does the weight of the ignoramus have to do with anything? Your comment would have got an up vote from me if there hadn't been fat shaming...
Load More Replies...Also, I wonder how many Navy SEALS there are out there who when not deployed, enjoy cooking? I have no doubt that there are SEALS out there who find cooking very relaxing. Considering so many of them tend to excellence, I bet there are SEALS who can cook at the level of being a chef. I dare you to tell any of them that they're worms!!
Yep walk into Macdonald's order food... drop and do 300 pushups, then they hand you your food duh everybody knows that
Load More Replies...Just picturing this guy in a nightclub doing pushups while everyone else is having fun.
The amount of time wasted to get to the point of being able to do 300 pushups to impress a woman, is the time you could be having sex with your woman....LOL
But I can guarantee Mrs Palmer is always willing and able.
Load More Replies...cavemen were too busy with actual survival to waste time doing pushups.
Load More Replies...Srsly? When a woman can do 300 push ups, is she considered a man? No. push ups do not change your gender.
According to the American Psychological Association (APA), these cultural "lessons" have been linked to “aggression and violence,” leaving boys and men at “disproportionate risk for school discipline, academic challenges and health disparities,” including cardiovascular problems and substance abuse.
“Men are overrepresented in prisons, are more likely than women to commit violent crimes, and are at greatest risk of being a victim of violent crime,” the American Psychological Association (APA) wrote.
All the men born between January and September can breathe a sigh of relief that they're safe from this crazy bitch!
Thank goodness I was born in December! But I'm getting mixed messages now, Dec birthday = good, enjoys cooking = bad, COULD do 300 push-ups a day = good, but doesn't do any push-ups = bad... I think I'm suffering an identity crisis!
Depends on which winter, southern or northern hemisphere.
Load More Replies...Consider yourself lucky... she won't be interested in you 😅
Load More Replies...guess he's never seen the guys building sky scrapers having lunch ...
Load More Replies...lol! A real man just shoving his spaghetti in his pockets.
Load More Replies...Ask that to a 1970s steel worker and see what happens. Or make fun of his Thermos and he will beat you to death with it. 1/2 serious.
That should be 100% serious. I grew in coal mining country. Everyone carries a lunch box.
Load More Replies...The kind of man who works a job where eating lunch is important but there are no cafes near by or he wants to save money. Like every construction worker, builder, landscaper etc ever
Those must be gay jobs, like the blokes from the Village People :D
Load More Replies...Women, the only thing that needs to be that close to a man's phallus, is the man's hand. Once you lower anything else to it ego gets in the way and a severe case of stupidity sets in and the man is now a walking talking Phallus himself.
On a side note respect is big. Some people are into it, some not, some can, some just can't do it. Never let anyone, male or female, use the 'if you do it to me I'll do it to you'. I can't tell you how many times I've heard that from my friends. Any oral recreations should be consent on all sides. Guilting someone into doing it isn't consent its coercition.
Load More Replies...He really needs to think about where his face was when he was born!
Load More Replies..."I have a dream. That one day I'll finally get to see a pussy in real life." (With apologies to MLK)
Load More Replies...Guess who's never been near that zone, and probably never will be😂😂
What the hell has poor MLK done to be involved in that kind of BS ?
You see, he committed the act of "Existing While Black", which is a felony in these states... [the entire south]
Load More Replies...Societal pressures, expectations from family, friends, and partners, and even expectations of religious identities can be burdensome to a man seeking out his masculine identity.
While some social, political, or religious groups may provide a set of guidelines for a healthy form of masculinity, experts say it is better for an individual to stick to their own definition, so long as it does not harm themselves or others.
Wait staff in the U.S. make less than minimum wage. Plus I'd love to see these people actually wait tables. Seriously. Lets see how long they last when they have to deal with other people like themselves and everything else wait staff has to deal with.
the fact they don't make minimum is a worse problem than people like the OP
Load More Replies...Please be Canadian or in a state of the US that pays a full wage. Please please please...
Pretty sure powdered sugar and sausage counts as unhealthy
Load More Replies...I'd like to believe he's just jealous, but apparently he always has to comply with some confusing manliness that seems to change at whim according to this list. Maybe they use these things to cover their own faults? He likely can't even make ramen.
Load More Replies...Wow, cooking this amazing meal for your children makes you uncomfortable? I feel sorry for you.
Providing for your kids is soo gay. *eyeroll* I really hate people sometimes.
Oh dear sky daddy someones been reading too much paranormal romance novels.
No, this guy has read too much incel drivel. Romance novels don't contain nonsense like this.
Load More Replies...Don't call them that, they'd feel flattered by the term. I prefer "creep".
Load More Replies...My fiance smiles all day, even so often that it will freeze in his face one day I believe. It always makes me happy too to see him smiling. I'm sure this person that wrote that post here makes nobody smile, like, ever.
Aaa the stupid "Alpha and Beta" crap. Debunked years ago, by the study's own authors no less and insecure people still trot it out
Because women actually prefer alpha males who signal themselves as a threat, for sure.
A real man doesn't live his life categorizing things as "alpha" or "beta".
But....i don't wanna be alpha...i wanna be regular man that smiles...
Trust me, most women are like me. A smile beats a smirk every time! Smile = friendly smirk = creepy
Load More Replies...Eh, as a woman in a country that doesn’t have enormous portion sizes, I don’t want leftovers from restaurants either. Just give me a proper portion size (although I will also say that plenty of restaurants served normal portion sizes when I visited the US.)
This is kinda odd. Normally there's runaway comparisons with lions (like the "lions don't wear masks" idiot politician)... However, I've never seen one finish their zebra.
Cultural differences aside, ever heard of, 'this is so good, I want to save some to enjoy later'?
Exactly! And obesity is correlated with low testosterone levels. You become what you fear .. slightly less masculine, slightly more feminine ..
Load More Replies...What if the restaurant's food is so damn good you want to have it again at home later?
in america it is 9/10 impossible to finish portions at large steak houses etc... it's simple courtosey to take the food home.
...and that is why americans are so fat. You should stop eating when you feel full -it is the signal that you have got enough. Your body tries to tell you something, you should listen to it, and don't ignore it to apear "manly". Always cleaning the plate is ridiculous and will only ruin your body. To me it is an indicator that you cannot control yourself and make your own wise decisions, but is dependant on other peoples ideals. For most people there is way more food on the plates than they need (athletes and hardworking people may be an exception as they burn way more callories than the average person). The smart guy will stay in control and avoid that trap, and only eat what is needed.
Wait til you get older with a smaller appetite and a limited income!
According to this "logic"... I am a man. Yeah, I mean, I'm a lady and I always finish my plate, so I am not "feminine". Lol. What a nonsense.
The female of the species is deadlier than the male. - Rudyard Kipling
Load More Replies...F**k that. A man who is dangerous is a pathetic loser and are over compensating for something.
The man who posted this is so insecure about his fragile masculinity he has to post about how he needs to be seen as a threat hahaha
Nailed it, GaeFrog. Same thing as self-proclaiming his alpha-ness.
Load More Replies...A man who is not a creepy, violent, unreliable, disrespectful, obnoxious asshole with no self-control is a female... OK, I'll go for female then.
My experience is anyone who refers to women as"females" is an absolute creep
I would think that a man who does not want to make me sick cares about me. Even if it's just as a human being who deserves their health protected.
They will and have multiple children. The movie Idiocracy is a real thing.
Load More Replies...jesus christ this post and comments made me really uncomfortable
Pull out game? Don't people realize that without a condom, having sex can lead to pregnancy and std's, even when you pull out before you orgasm?
Now you guys will have kids bc u didn't use protection. I feel bad for them. The kids of course
That's the problem. Smarter people use protection, whereas the idiots just multiply like rabbits.
Load More Replies...Man who doesn't use condom? Man who also won't pay child support. ---- my mom, circa 1985
Whoa!............Oh no! I broke the rules, and now I must run or be arrested
*train horn siren* 'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's all this then? police-cla...b195cd.jpg
Why the "ewww" or the two towels ?? When I've showered my ass is as clean as my face. Am I doing something wrong ?
@Vic, you're doing it right. I don't know why this person wants a guy who has E coli on his face, but I find proper hygiene a total turn-on, as do all my friends. (Of any gender!)
Load More Replies...Do notice it's a woman that typed this. Lets not forget that toxic masculinity isn't perpetuated only by men. The wänkers on these posts have mothers too, just not very good ones, I guess.
Its all nurture, men and women in power are to blame and young boys who learn this become dumb meat head, like this: *waves hands broadly*
Load More Replies...how about use the towel to wipe your face then your ass and balls, then put it in the laundry hamber.
I've got two towels, upper body and lower body. Also...I'm glad it grosses you out.
I saw towels that labeled one side butt and the other head, could be useful!
Load More Replies...Not gonna ever touch her towel. EVER. Probably thinks it is not manly to wash it either.
Modern men beg for women's appreciation..and ancient men didn't? MUHAHAHA The Greek 'ancient man' Paris chose Aprodite as the winner of this beauty pageant because she promised him that if he did so, Helen of Troy (the most beautiful girl in the world) would love him. This started a 10 year war..10 YEARS!!!!
wasn't much else to do back then .... BACK THEN!!!!
Load More Replies...Ancient man: Used young boys for recreation. Whole armies made of same sex couples because they would fight harder to protect each others. Alexander the Great was gay.
ancient man jerked it in a barrel in public and then went and got cut in half in a bog
Load More Replies...When you have no fricking clue about actual history, you post crap like this.
Someone tell him about the ancient Greeks and just what would be expected of a 15 year old who went to war and whose bedroll he would be sleeping in.
It's almost as if he doesn't know how loincloths work.
Load More Replies...I'm sorry I thought you said "sunned balls"...is that a thing? Is that something to aspire to? I need more information.
I pray this dude sunned his, b/c UV radiation/heat will kill sperm.
Load More Replies...I think men with illegible handwriting have far more explaining to do...
I'm a woman with horrible handwriting, i guess that by that logic it makes me a man? Damn it
Same. My brother used to make fun of me because my handwriting looks super similar to his until I was like "Bro, you are literally roasting yourself."
Load More Replies...Yeah, explain how come you’re so freakin amazing (preferably in a letter)! I love to see neat handwriting, but I have never seen a man write neater than my truck driving, hot-rod owning, plant mechanic-ing, drag racing, acid wash jeans wearing, dad. His writing was perfection.
A neat handwriting is an indication that you like to have your stuff ordered, and is willing to put in the effort to do things as good as you can. To me a neat handwriting is a sign of quality, showing that you have are in control, which is worth envying. If your handwritting look like it was done by a first grader, I assume that is the level you development were stuck at. That to me indicates BOY rather than MAN. A CEO who cannot make a neat handwritten letter is an alarm bell to me. I do not hope that the rest of the company is run with the same level of neatness.
yes, please explain why your handwritings so nice and give me lessons :)
I have nothing to explain, I just write it down. My handwriting is nice so if you still need an explanation, it means you cannot read.
i dont get it? why is gay being used for "weak" masculines? Gay is a way of life, who you love, not for insulting others!!! It's not an insult!
There are many reasons I don't buy Apple products, believing Apple products are for women or gays only, is not one of them.
Does he smile whilst drinking the hot chocolate? If so he's probably super gay.
Load More Replies...In university I learned that nothing was more manly than pure coffee (without milk or sugar).
I seriously worry about some of these comments, are these people erm, ill?
No, I kinda like this one. Sawdust gets abso-fricken-lutely everywhere, just like glitter. It's just as irritating. Statistically speaking, more men are going to generate sawdust than women. That's the trouble with absolutes though - men will use glitter (if they are an artist, for example, or a chef and it's the edible kind) and women will do woodworking and create sawdust. But lumping stereotypes together makes for a short, pithy joke.
It's a running gag on multiple woodworking forums/YT channels/ ... . I'm almost daily annoyed at the glitter coming off my kids dresses and everywhere in the house, but then I do the same with sawdust so it's fair.
One of my best friends cuts down trees, planes the wood and makes incredible things with it. Also, a woman. So...sawdust is awesome and all, but men hardly corner the market.
My ex was actually allergic to glitter and would break out in a rash if it touched his skin. :S lol.
Load More Replies...Would be funny to pop up to a construction site wearing business attire.
You can spot them "Alpha" in the gym wearing them business attire! Gotta show the ladies they're real man tho 😂
Load More Replies...I'm sorry this made me laugh so hard. Imagine you guys are on the couch, relaxing and this dude is wearing fricking Prada or somthing
....like the scene from The Naked Gun when Lt. Drebin (in a suit) says "Let me slip into something more comfortable" and returns in a double-breasted suit.
Load More Replies...How I love it to snuggle up to my husband, who is wearing full business attire at home on our couch.
*attention, sarcasm* Don't you dare, you'll put crinkles in his shirt. His shirt that you ironed, because ironing is wife work or gay!
Load More Replies...Being comfortable on cold days is feminine guys. Only women can feel warm and comfy.
What's with the "being alive isn't manly, being comfortable isn't manly"? The only hope is this only weeds out the worst of the worst. We can then spot them walking around in their reversed cleats, with sandpaper clothes and a gangrenous limb. Then we can avoid them more easily :)
"I like warm buts and I cannot lie, you fellows can't deny, when I'm in a car with the seat turned on it gets fun, hun"
Guess the overabundance of testosterone keeps them from typing. Or is that gay too?
OMG what is the obsession with soy milk? Who gives a s**t what kind of milk someone drinks? How is it more masculine to drink cow's milk? I honestly don't understand.
There's a myth that drinking soy milk helps produce more estrogen (female hormone), and therefore reduces testosterone (male hormone). It's not true.
Load More Replies...Should someone tell the Americans that ALL their beer is Light Beer?
Asia have been drinking and cooking with soya milk and soy for centuries and I don't see a crisis of all the men there being gay?!
What is it with drink choice relating to manhood? Were you burned by Soy milk and Light beer as a child?
well i guess im a woman because i don't want to be an alcoholic 🥴
Im american. Bud is the worst beer. Probably made from Clydesdale piss. Its also skunky (an ingredient in the beer gives off the smell of skunk squirt), After the mid 80s we have microbrews than goodness. we have a better choice than mass produced piss like bud
Load More Replies...I dunno...I feel like eating him might make the lion lose braincells.
Load More Replies...If you understand the psyche of a woman, you won't have to manipulate her into doing what you want. Just don't be a jerk, and accept that she has a will of her own.
Unfortunately, most women are way cleverer than the OP, who self-manipulated himself to proove his dumbness.
If you are a real man, you will not manipulate other people into sex.
Real Men Are...actually horrible people who deserve to die alone...HARRUMPH
Ok depends on *how* frugal. Regular to moderate Frugal I can get behind, sure we'll probably need to triple coupon but saved money is security. Excessive frugalness to to the point of where you're issued 4 squares of TP a day, that's just insane and kind of scary. None of it's gay unless they're talking about how happy the Frugal man is to buy his car or house in cash.
How about this has nothing to do with masculinity at all
Load More Replies...Cucking? Like, being a cuckold? They're being pretty frugal on updating their language. Judging others for living within their means? Wtf.
Friend: Dude, I just paid off all of my student loans, my mortgage, my car, and all of my credit-card debt! HMT: Holy s**t! That's incredible! How did you do it?! Friend: Just frugal living and saving, man. HMT: .....oh...Friend: What? HMT: Uhh, sorry to break this to you, but you're a gay cuckold.
Wait, have I been doing 'gay' wrong? We're supposed to save this disposable income? Damn.
Sooo.... what's the opposite? Living beyond your means? Spending all the money you have? Probably on things you do not need, like the newest phone, the fastest car.... yeah, that is SO manly
If you've given into the psychological programming of rampant capitalism, then yes!
Load More Replies...It was a comica, in their literary organ, who hijacked the keyboard?
Load More Replies...Can confirm, the WHO definitely said that in order to reduce the number of people dying, all men should stop reading comics immediately.
But I don't see how stabbing people helps against dying though? Happy to give it a try though, if your sources confirm.
Load More Replies...So are people not allowed to enjoy their leisure activities because people in the world are dying, or just specifically comic book reading men?
Yes. And no comic book reading on Apple devices while sipping hot drinks and having strawberries for breakfast! All gay!!!
Load More Replies...He needs a shot of braincells. In fact, he needs a lot of shots of braincells.
Well... this may be true for trans guys, although they should get both.
Yeah, as a trans guy, I’ll take both please.
Load More Replies...He's offering to inject all of you guys himself, just like his priest taught him
"So dr Ashford, we have only enough budget to either cure cancer or give people tentacles and eyeballs in weird places. What shall we do?" Ashford "Why do you always make me take the hard choices Marcus. Let's flip a coin... OK zombie tentacle monsters it is!"
Load More Replies...*insert joke about the fact that two of the most famous covid success stories were done by female heads of state*
Bru I'd prefer living alone with just my cats then dealing with a man like this.
No, that'll do the thing that they don't want to happen.
Load More Replies...80k is hardly "used up," it's just getting going! Even at 220k, maybe the bushings are getting loose and a little extra lube is needed, but they'll still get you to town ;)
Can someone tell him that the female conceives the child, like the where the f*** do you think babies come from?
Nr2: Arnold Schwarzenegger's video urging Americans to support Joe Biden is viral
Load More Replies...Ok, here's the list; 1: That bison chump. 2: yes.
Load More Replies...What - now the lardarse orange golf cheat is an alpha male? Some parallel universe they’re living in..
To be honest I can't name a single one! Probably because they don't buy into that sort of shite.
damn brush YOU got pronouns turn in YOUR man card now. you f*****g idiot
You have a gender??!!!???!? This is unacceptable, turn in your man card now
Hang on, we were supposed to be given cards? I want mine embossed in block letters so that my manliness even stands out on a card!
so she grew up with abusive dictator instead father, now she will seek exactly such man for herself and raise another generation of these... great
Yeah sharing a meal with your family will undermine your authority... which means you had very little authority in the first place.
I’m sure she grew up in a house where “children are seen, not heard.”
Load More Replies...In my family we always serve the elderlies (grandparents) and then youngest up. It's how we showed respect. My dad would always eat last and he was perfectly fine with that.
Oof, I think I read about this once. Apparently some guys get the idea that touching their own nether regions makes them gay... so they just never clean up down there.
Making sure a woman will never want to sleep with you is very masc. wow
I read a story about this guy. He wouldn't wash his bottom because he thought touching your bum made you gay... It also featured another guy who would use toothpaste as lube to keep his penis clean (because apparently washing your privates is also gay)...
I haven't had skid marks since I was a teenager, on account of being an adult who knows how to wipe and wash his ass, this is terrible. Surely it would feel all dry, wet and itchy all day.
How would he know that? He's a REAL MAN! :)
Load More Replies...Speaking as a gay man, eating pussy is definitely not high on my list of priorities...
Again, a man giving pleasure to a woman is gay. Real, straight men only want women who hate sex and are with him out of desperation. Makes sense to me. /s
When toxic masculinity comes so full circle that the straightest thing is too gay.
Yo, can i borrow your magical screen portal for a second? I have a donation. Katyusha-R...5c08f7.jpg
Why would his first thought go to d**k, out of all the things you could be excited about, this dude is fighting hard.
Correct usage of a capital letter at the start of sentence is somewhat ironic. The rest of the words are just a train wreck of grammatical/spelling errors.
*attention, sarcasm* didn't you learn nothing from this whole thread? Teachers are only for gays and women!
Load More Replies...I clean that part of the toilet every single morning, it does have a habit of collecting various things in no-time.
That's a lot of words for "I never bother to clean after myself."
Damn. I clean the bathroom every week? S**t, I guess I'm bi. I'm definetly not just a clean person who cares about a decent living space for me and my SO. That couldn't be it. I'm bi.
Seems like a recipe for abuse to me but apparently "real men" are aggressive and not in touch with feelings. Idiots who chase people with this many red flags deserve to get smacked around
(just in case it’s unclear, the watermark on the phot says dissolve. i don’t tolerate homophobia or racism)
Load More Replies...Wait wait wait, why is that a feminine hand holding the engagement ring? Is she asking him to marry her? That's not very ~masculine~ of you, letting a woman propose!
i think they accidentally picked the wrong picture, it's supposed to be a middle finger.
I am sorry, I can't take a male, who's incabable of basic thinking, seriously. Grow up, idiot.
I can grow a beard, but it will look like sh**, so I shave. My body, my choice.
I thought the dude meant left handed ppl when he said 'lefties' omg I'm having dial up brain speed tonight
Load More Replies...To summarise: He only sees women as walking vaginas and not humans being. So he is uncapable of valuating them in a non sexual way.
not really its saying that if you have a friendship with the opposite gender there is a very large chance that you will end up developing feelings for each other, im rlly sure what the last part is saying lol.
Load More Replies...The stereotype of a guy having a second brain, which is in charge, located near the testicles, might have some truth to it.
and thats exactly why self-control and stoicism is the part of real masculinity.
Load More Replies...hell no, jokes lead to laughing, laughing might lead to happyness
Load More Replies...Happiness is actually a very small fly, who has managed to influence all American politics and etc, all from his hidden base in deepest darkest Peru. That's why Paddington left. Shh it's a secret
So when these people feel happy, do they commit suicide or something?
Happiness is for losers... Best line I've heard in a long time. Presumably you have to be a miserable git to qualify as a 'real' man.
If he hadn't been airlifted to the attentive care of 20 physicians and given an experimental, pre-approved antibody cocktail, he probably would have died. Even when the doc did that press release saying he was "okay now" and "no longer in need of breathing assistance", Trump was f****d up.
Load More Replies...Also he had access to the most bleeding-edge treatments, his own wing of a prestigious hospital and the single-vision attention of countless experts. But I guess science had nothing to do with it. It's the chad thing, whateverthef**k that means.
Dump Truck won't even walk places because he's afraid of using up his heartbeats. Is that "Chad-like behavior" to you, Paul?
All chads are delirious and have no sense of money? Things make more sense now, huh.
Trump survived because the mortality rate for Covid-19 is low (approximately 0.09 of those infected according to the CDC). It had zero to do with The Orange Goon's resilience. Dying from Covid is uncommon - the overwhelming majority of infected people survive, many with no symptoms at all. Trump simply wasn't one of the unlucky few. Nothing more.
My bad. I thought he was a donald. Which is way worse.
Over a 3000% drop and no one noticed except this one brave OP hero! Who likes short shorts? Now we know ^-^
Load More Replies...*Department of redundancy department for redundancy and departmental issues of redundant departments, for its full name.
Load More Replies...I don't think we have to wish too hard, its a small chance after all
Load More Replies...I dunno, didn't a lot of gay guys wear short-shorts back in the 80s? I'm just asking.
And to think some people think wearing short shorts means you're gay. (They're both wrong.)
Um.. At least where I live, short shorts are the popular thing to wear.
This is funnier for me because in my native language, we use decimal comma instead of decimal point.
As far as I know: An unvoluntary virgin. I'm not into this new speech (Incel, simp, chad) so I could be wrong
Load More Replies...Better get off Twitter, dude, before you catch femininity from social media.
I don't talk about politics because I'm surrounded by redneck morons who probably all have guns. It's not worth it.
I don't talk about politics because logic is seen as a nazi trait and Antifa is glorified. Too many idiots on all sides to have reasonable opinions nowadays
Load More Replies...To an extent, not having to care about politics is a privilege. It shows that it isn’t your rights on the line. Plus, the people who didn’t care enough about politics to vote gave the US the tangerine toddler.
Not Political = Vegetable Not engaging with politics = a sure way to make sure that it doesn't engage with you.
Why do so many millions of women out there think like this? Literally millions. Why? I don't get it. What's driving this kind of thinking? I get the loudmouth, low IQ men with the backward baseball caps - that's just a subspecies of troglodytes. It's inherent. Can someone explain these women to me?
So this is technically true, though low testosterone level is merely a symptom of the actual problem, and not a problem unto itself. The "decline in average testosterone levels" is at least partially attributable to the meteoric rise in overall incidence of sedentary lifestyles, obesity, diabetes, depression, and medication use.
There you go making sense and being reasonable, what are you thinking?!? LOL
Load More Replies...If you mean social, political, and cultural "issues" like increased equality and/or consideration for others then I'm all for having those "issues".
high T has nothing to do with it, apart from your perception.
Load More Replies...All of this is sad on so many levels. So much insecurity, so much self-hate in many of the posters. So much misogynist thinking. So little tolerance, openness. I shall return to being decorated with glitter unicorn barrettes by my daughters and pity those who deem that a non-masculine action.
It isn't traditionally masculine, but that shouldn't matter. The issue is they think masculinity=respect, so women are obvi, not respected.
Load More Replies...Never seen such a collection of losers in my life. But they will never see my comment because I'm sure reading a computer screen is "gay" to them.
It's sad to see that men can't be a human being. Or women. Or anybody. I feel sorry for these poor souls, they don't seem to understand about the concept of being a human.
Good for you! That's a big step towards manly, or so I learned.
Load More Replies...This just screams of a lot of entitlement and insecurity and people being threatened by the mere existence of other human beings. And how do they react if your response to their rambling is "ok, you do you, I don't care? I'm happy and having regular sex"? Outright fury that they are being denied their "rightful" whatever by someone "lesser" getting what they want. I wish I knew who or what to blame for all this, but I suspect it's way more complicated than a listicle website can analyse.
So none of them worries their Fear of the Feminine makes them look... fearful, weak, ... effeminate?
If it was up to these people we would have been extinct. They wouldnt have let others invent tools, or fire or language. I can see the first male supremacist being "eating cooked meat is gay".
Indeed!!! It truly confused me. Some I had to red a few times a I could not even follow their thoughts, let alone identify with ANY of them. Truly messed up people.
Load More Replies...Well as a woman I have to say after reading all this I don't want a "real man
All of this is sad on so many levels. So much insecurity, so much self-hate in many of the posters. So much misogynist thinking. So little tolerance, openness. I shall return to being decorated with glitter unicorn barrettes by my daughters and pity those who deem that a non-masculine action.
It isn't traditionally masculine, but that shouldn't matter. The issue is they think masculinity=respect, so women are obvi, not respected.
Load More Replies...Never seen such a collection of losers in my life. But they will never see my comment because I'm sure reading a computer screen is "gay" to them.
It's sad to see that men can't be a human being. Or women. Or anybody. I feel sorry for these poor souls, they don't seem to understand about the concept of being a human.
Good for you! That's a big step towards manly, or so I learned.
Load More Replies...This just screams of a lot of entitlement and insecurity and people being threatened by the mere existence of other human beings. And how do they react if your response to their rambling is "ok, you do you, I don't care? I'm happy and having regular sex"? Outright fury that they are being denied their "rightful" whatever by someone "lesser" getting what they want. I wish I knew who or what to blame for all this, but I suspect it's way more complicated than a listicle website can analyse.
So none of them worries their Fear of the Feminine makes them look... fearful, weak, ... effeminate?
If it was up to these people we would have been extinct. They wouldnt have let others invent tools, or fire or language. I can see the first male supremacist being "eating cooked meat is gay".
Indeed!!! It truly confused me. Some I had to red a few times a I could not even follow their thoughts, let alone identify with ANY of them. Truly messed up people.
Load More Replies...Well as a woman I have to say after reading all this I don't want a "real man
