If you're a man and you have problem with other men wearing short shorts, you're gay. Hahahahaaa

I did have doubts about football players, well and gymnasts, and field hockey players, squash, tennis, marathon runners... what the heck, just all sportsmen except wrestlers obviously as they wear leotards.

I don't wear shorts at all but that's because my legs are covered in scars. What does that make me?

😂 not 80's dad's.

Whew! Glad I have short legs! They’re the only thing saving me from a life of buggery.

What if I'm wearing a tight Speedo?

Nah! I’m pretty much a gold star gay & most of my shorts are 5” or 7”. So it’s a gay thing. And I imagine it’s a bi, het & ace thing, too!

But if your shorts are below the knee, then they aren't shorts; if they stop below the knee but aren't full length, they are cropped trousers. The only way a pair of shorts can be below your knees is if you are taking them off/putting them on.

*gasp* how did you know!

If you are a female and your shorts are above the knees you will get sent home to change because you are distracting the males.

Someone has been enjoying ogling some man calves!

They’re short! Where the hell do you expect them to be? Below the knee they’re cropped trousers at best!

Erm, if they're below the knees they're not shorts, they're... I don't know what they're called and if they're even produced for men O.o but they're definitely not shorts

I had no idea the length of shorts was a Kinsey scale indicator

No, gay. They are (5" inseam, would prefer 3") and I am.

If you a man and you shorts hang below you bottom so they hem reach below you knees, you advertising you like bisexual, you silly. Truth.

Some might also say that real men don't wear shorts.

I thought that one side should be above and the other below the knee to be bisexual...silly me

And that is bad because.....??

Tbh this sounds like something a queer person would tweet lmaoo

My wife likes my legs, you're just jealous that you can't say the same :D Also, I checked the tags, they say nothing about sexual orientation, just size, material, and washing instructions. PS: for those of us taller than 6', it's almost impossible to find shorts that go below our knees.

Why is this so specific?

So 99.9% of guys who do sports are bisexual?

I happen to like my shorts just above my knees. Shorts that go below the knee looks silly to me, but you don't see me go around chiding other people for their choice of shorts.

Well, apparently I'm bisexual. I just thought I preferred what I consider to be normal shorts but what do I know, I'm just an Aussie.

I really learned something about myself here today. I thought my shorts were like that cause I had long thighs

I would so love to see the science behind that stereotype.

So, by this logic, hot pants equals gay and thigh length equals bisexual and therefore mid calf equals incel?

How oddly specific.

Too dumb to comment about

sounds like this dude has a specific fantasy. Get it dude! Get the hot bi short shorts man of your dreams!

What is this ridiculous thing about equating certain clothes, colors, drinks, with a persons gender or sexuality? Clothing trends constantly change and have nothing to do with either. These people are so insecure about their own sexuality

Omg, my sons are really tall, as in 6'5" and 6'4", and it's always hell trying to find long enough shirts and pants. Even their shirts have to sometimes be XXL just bc they aren't long enough to cover their abdomens. I guess being tall means bisexual now.

Okay, so every women who wears pants is also homosexual, according to this man? What what is feels most comfortable wearing and how clothes fit a person has nothing to do with his or her sex and gender….wow.

To me that one sounds more like a bi meme than toxic masculinity.

Sorry you keep skipping leg day bro. I'm showing these bad bois off.

...oh i guess my six year old brother is bisexual then?