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140 Cringe Jokes That’ll Crack You Up

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A good joke can make you laugh, of course, it can also test your smarts, and it can even make you reminisce about some of the best times of your life. A bad joke, however, can make you laugh even harder, might test your wit on a greater scale, and the snorting upon realizing just how good it is might spread a whole new kind of virus on the screen of your laptop. Yup, you got it; this is our list dedicated solely to the bad, the good, and the most cringe jokes ever.

So, what embodies a cringe joke? Well, a dash of dark humor is essential for some of them, but we love those spicier kinds of laughs, don’t we? Still, others fall into the category of lame jokes. You know, the ones that are so bad they morph into pure goodness. And then there are the plain silly jokes that would crack up a five-year-old, you, and your grandpapa. So, be it a bad joke, a dark joke, or the best joke ever, they all share that certain something to make them into a cringe-worthy arrangement of words.

We guess the introductions are sufficient, so why don’t we skip straight to the fun jokes themselves? Cringe all you want, but give the most impressive jokes your vote, so we’ll know that you’ve liked them! Also, it would be real friendly of you to share this galore of laughs with your friends, don’t you think?

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#1

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

pacificdom Report

37points

Usman A. 2 years ago

I bet it's called Hevklodr.

2points

#2

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type.

He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

35points

︎Sophia︎ 2 years ago

Oh my…💀

3points

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#3

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera.

33points

leia's emotional cupcake 2 years ago

wowww

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#4

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

28points

Jon Good 2 years ago

Please do not ingest

2points

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#5

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

It’s probably why I got run over.

26points

ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago

This one made me laugh out loud... way too hard

3points

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#6

What concert is worth just 45 cents?

50 Cent and Nickelback.

26points

Usman A. 2 years ago (edited)

Well Nickelback are worth $4.95 if they sing "I got 5 on it".

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#7

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up I’m very pleased with my new fridge magnet.

So far I’ve got twelve fridges.

24points

Toea Muresan Iulia 2 years ago

LMAO

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#8

What time is it?

I don’t know. It keeps changing.

23points

eve 2 years ago

🎵For the times they are a-changin🎵

2points

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#9

Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

23points

leia's emotional cupcake 2 years ago

wow

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#10

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

23points

Adam Zad 2 years ago

It was a quality assurance position at a mirror factory.

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#11

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

22points

Dethiargus 2 years ago

I don’t understand this one

2points

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#12

What’s the difference between a dapper man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire!

22points

︎Sophia︎ 2 years ago

Ohh very funny 👏👏

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#13

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up 5/6 scientists say that Russian Roulette is safe.

20points

Paul Wood 2 years ago

0/6 scientists recommend using an automatic pistol.

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#14

What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?

Branch manager.

20points

Paul Wood 2 years ago

The unhoused Trump aides.

2points

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#15

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus!

20points

angellatheboredd 2 years ago

U need to get surgery, ur funny bone is broken

3points

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#16

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

20points

Alan Bell 2 years ago

Times fun when your having flies!

6points

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#17

What do we call a crying sister?

A crisis.

19points

Paul Wood 2 years ago

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#18

What’s the No. 1 cause of divorce?

Marriage!

19points

APL 2 years ago

"100% of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death." - Steve Aylett

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#19

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.

17points

Kkk Lll 2 years ago

y

1point

#20

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

16points

Christian Fuller 2 years ago

It's so sad to see a marriage head north.

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#21

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

16points

#22

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What do you get a man with the heart of a lion?

A lifetime ban from the zoo.

16points

that_curly_girl 🇺🇦 2 years ago

😳

3points

#23

A man died after drinking varnish. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.

16points

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#24

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

16points

John Boyd 1 year ago

a mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says we dont serve ur kind here, the mushroom says why, im a fungi

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#25

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

A stick.

15points

Alan Bell 2 years ago

What do they call suppository in Italian? In you endo!

0points

#26

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

15points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

And does he call his mom motherboard?

5points

#27

Why did the toilet paper roll downhill?

To get to the bottom.

15points

Kkk Lll 2 years ago

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#28

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What did the animals tell Simba when he walked too slow?

Mufasa!

15points

MOONIE 2 years ago (edited)

mufasa wasnt moving at all

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#29

What kind of tea is hardest to swallow?

Reality.

15points

John Boyd 1 year ago (edited)

so much cringe u could buy a tesla in 1 pun

0points

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#30

How do snails fight?

They slug it out.

15points

#31

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

14points

#32

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and says, “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

14points

Karnevil4 2 years ago

Lol

0points

#33

What do you call Batman if he skips church?

Christian Bale!

14points

#34

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?

“Oh sheet!”

13points

Kkk Lll 2 years ago

Ñ O O Ö Ô Ò Ó Õ Ø Ō 0 o .

2points

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#35

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up I used to have a job at the calendar factory, but they fired me because I took a couple of days off.

13points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

See, I heard it was cuz he stole a couple of dates...

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#36

If you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

13points

John Boyd 1 year ago

:/

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#37

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation.

Never again.

13points

John Boyd 1 year ago

like how im single forever

0points

#38

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

12points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Why did the priest pee in the holy water? He was trying to fill in all the holes!

1point

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#39

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What did the man in the orthopedic shoes say?

“I stand corrected.”

12points

#40

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.

Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

12points

#41

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up A company is making glass coffins.

It’s clear this might not be a good idea.

12points

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#42

Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece!

12points

Paul Wood 2 years ago

Freedom fries aren't free!!

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#43

I had a neck brace fitted years ago,

And I’ve never looked back since.

11points

#44

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up I went to the store to pick up some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.

11points

#45

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

If they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.

11points

#46

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What do you call a hippie’s wife?

A Mississippi.

11points

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#47

What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you’ll see later, the other you’ll see in a while.

11points

Kkk Lll 2 years ago

scawy

1point

#48

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometry Cyprus.

11points

Miles Mawyer 2 years ago

😡

0points

#49

I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude.

Always walkin around like they rent the place.

11points

#50

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up How much does an influencer weigh?

An instagram.

11points

Kkk Lll 2 years ago

pppppfffffffffftt

0points

#51

Why don’t dinosaurs talk?

Because they’re dead.

10points

Kkk Lll 2 years ago

o

0points

#52

Why do you tell actors to break a leg?

Every play has a cast.

10points

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#53

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Why are math books always sad?

Because they are filled with problems.

10points

yellowphantom 2 years ago

They do have their pluses and minuses

3points

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#54

What kind of music do windmills like?

They’re metal fans.

10points

#55

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

10points

#56

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans.

9points

#57

What’s better than Ted Danson?

Ted Danson and singin’.

9points

Jesse Taylor 2 years ago

Meh.

1point

#58

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

9points

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#59

What kind of dogs love car racing?

Lap dogs!

9points

#60

What did the drummer call his two twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two.

9points

#61

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

9points

#62

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

9points

#63

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock, knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

9points

#64

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

More than 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

9points

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#65

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe.

9points

#66

A communist joke isn’t funny…

…unless everyone gets it.

9points

#67

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up I’m thinking about removing my spine.

I feel like it’s only holding me back.

9points

tirebiter 2 years ago

A guy went into the hospital and they removed his left side. He's all right now.

4points

#68

Where do skunks pray?

In pews.

9points

#69

Why did the snowman pick through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

9points

#70

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

9points

KaiyaKat 6 months ago

wowie thats a knee slapper !! haha you got me this time!

0points

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#71

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

9points

#72

What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

9points

#73

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What did the princess say in the photo booth?

“Someday my prints will come.”

9points

yellowphantom 2 years ago

I say that to my printer all the time

2points

#74

Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

9points

Alan Bell 2 years ago

Why don't male nudists like to go to a psychologist? As soon as they walk in, you can see their nuts!

3points

#75

What did one elevator say to the other?

“I think I’m coming down with something.”

9points

#76

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

“Wasa-B!”

9points

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#77

You know why they called it “the dark ages?”

There were too many knights.

9points

#78

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

9points

#79

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Have you heard the joke about the bed?

No? That’s because it hasn’t been made yet.

9points

#80

What did the grape do when it got stomped on?

It let out a little wine.

9points

KaiyaKat 6 months ago

silly

0points

#81

Why was the horse so happy?

Because he lived in a stable environment.

9points

#82

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”

9points

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#83

3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them. So they toss the 4th cigarette overboard, which makes the whole boat a cigarette lighter.

9points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

But when they turned it on it set the whole world on fire and thus 2020

1point

#84

Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?

None of them work.

9points

#85

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What are asteroids?

They are rocks that went to the gym.

8points

#86

What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?

“Dad?”

8points

#87

Went to the corner shop today... Bought four corners.

8points

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#88

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

"Ba-na-na-naaaaa"

8points

#89

What’s green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

8points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

Zebras, I lied about both

3points

#90

How does Moses make tea?

He brews.

8points

RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago

Omg

0points

#91

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up There are three types of people in the world.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

8points

Donald 2 years ago

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who know base 2 and those who don't. .

4points

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#92

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

Well, now, all of them.

8points

KaiyaKat 6 months ago

oop

0points

#93

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

“You’re too young to be smoking.”

8points

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#94

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Son: Where are my sunglasses?

Dad: I don't know... where are my dad glasses?

8points

#95

My wife told me I was average, I think she's mean.

8points

#96

I witnessed an attempted murder earlier—fortunately only one crow showed up!

8points

#97

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What did one bean say to the other?

“How you bean?”

8points

#98

What did the thumb say to the finger?

“I’m in glove with you.”

8points

#99

I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together and at first, I started to panic but then I remembered that...

...it’s always going to be okay!

8points

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#100

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up How do mountains see?

They peak.

8points

#101

What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones.

8points

KaiyaKat 6 months ago

what a knee slapper. as a brass player this is totally sooooo funny

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#102

What’s the loudest kind of pet you can get?

A trumpet.

8points

KaiyaKat 6 months ago

uh super silly

0points

#103

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What’s the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth hurty.

8points

RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago

Probably anytime before tooth hurty

0points

#104

What state do crayons go to on vacation?

Color-ado.

8points

#105

What did the shoe say to the confused hat?

You go on ahead.

8points

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#106

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

8points

yellowphantom 2 years ago

Vlad the Impaler; Mack the Knife....let's keep it going people

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#107

Today my son asked me for a book Mark.

Can’t believe he’s 11 and still doesn’t know I’m named Dave.

8points

#108

I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge.

7points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

I only charge for calvary myself!

1point

#109

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?

It was two tired.

7points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

But why did the tricycle stay home? It was feeling like a third wheel.

2points

#110

Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

7points

Alan Bell 2 years ago

A woman kept saying to her psychologist, "wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee!"! He told her, "Relax, you two tents!"!

2points

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#111

I'm thinking about getting a new haircut... I'm going to mullet over.

7points

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#112

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?

Live stream.

7points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

There is a new kid in the tournament, no one wants to be downstream from him because he's a real wiz! When he pulls out his pole he takes the p!ss out of the competition!

1point

#113

I bought some cool shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

7points

#114

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

7points

#115

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked them to name the world’s best composer, they all said, “Bach bach bach!”

7points

#116

What did the mime say to his audience?

Nothing. He’s a consummate professional.

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#117

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

7points

#118

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

It was a brief case.

7points

#119

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

7points

#120

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

7points

#121

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What do hillbillies drink from?

Hiccups.

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#122

Why did the golfer need new pants?

Because he got a hole in one.

7points

#123

Did you hear about the satellites’ wedding?

The ceremony was OK, but the reception was terrific.

7points

#124

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What was the mummy’s favorite type of music?

Wrap.

7points

#125

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

6points

APL 2 years ago

An octopus has eight arms. A squid has ten tentacles. Jesus Christ.

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#126

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

“Robin, get in the car.”

6points

#127

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Cashew!

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#128

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy?

Cut off its tail and it’ll be delighted!

6points

#129

You got a haircut?

Looks like you got all of them cut!

6points

Dillon Brown 2 years ago

See, I got a hair cut and no one even noticed! Maybe next time I'll do two or three and see if anyone notices

1point

#130

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up Which school supply is king?

The ruler.

6points

#131

What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen.

6points

tirebiter 2 years ago

An Italian fog is a bigamist.

0points

#132

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

6points

#133

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time!

6points

tirebiter 2 years ago

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

1point

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#134

What did the teacher do with the student’s report on cheese?

She grated it.

6points

#135

What’s a foot’s favorite snack?

Dori-toes.

5points

Cass Malone 2 years ago

You'd think it'd be Free-toes

3points

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#136

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is heavy and one is a lot lighter.

5points

DJ Oetken 2 years ago

One is a 'little' lighter 🤦

5points

#137

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum – you can’t beat it!

5points

#138

How many ears do space aliens have? Three: The left ear, right ear and the final front ear.

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#139

140 Cringe Jokes That'll Crack You Up What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

They’re both purple except the rabbit.

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#140

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Saimonas Lukošius

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Dillon Brown 2 years ago

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