With the digital world at our fingertips, getting in touch with someone has never been easier. We can chat with our friends, have a quick video call with family members, and even share our opinions with complete strangers online. But when it comes to texting, some messages can get lost in translation.

Let’s face it—everyone has found themselves in such situations at least once or twice. Someone accuses you of being mean because you forgot to add a smiley emoji at the end of a sentence. Or you find yourself in a silly argument because your response was too brief.

Yet, some people send texts that are so cringe-worthy, others just had to take a screenshot to prove that it actually happened. From uncomfortable to awkward to straight-up creepy, take a look at some of the weirdest messages we found online and let us know what you think about them in the comments.

Pssst! After you’re done scrolling through this post, be sure to check out our previous posts full of bizarre texts right here and here.

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She's Allergic To Guacamole

She's Allergic To Guacamole

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Phil Vaive
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I guy said that to me, I'd laugh. Sounds like he dodged the unfun bullet here

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He's Been Begging For Weeks To Do A "Sexy Roleplay" With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now

He's Been Begging For Weeks To Do A "Sexy Roleplay" With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now

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Buren
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bahahahaha, why would you bring your date to IKEA? Serve you right.

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Today, we have incredible freedom to communicate with other people in a variety of different ways. With just a few quick taps on our phones, we can share our thoughts with the world and find out about new things within the comfort of our own homes. Just think about Messenger, Viber, WhatsApp—our friends and loved ones can reach us in seconds from virtually anywhere. 

When there are so many apps, people can start to believe that simple text messages, also known as SMSes, are a thing of the past. Well, that's not the case because studies show that it's still a widely used form of communication. 

According to a study by Acision and analysis by psychologist Graham Jones, 92 percent of smartphone users still text despite having access to different messaging apps. Also, it seems that 18-25-year-olds send almost double the amount of texts than any other age group—133 text messages per week on average. 

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Crocs

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Anyone-for-tea?
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surely this doesn’t belong here, this is funny and they’re clearly taking the piss?

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"Don't Come Over"

"Don't Come Over"

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The study also found that SMS remains a popular texting medium since more than half of the respondents revealed that they couldn’t live without it. If you're wondering why it's so successful, researchers explained that it's probably because many people see it as a reliable medium that can provide us with a sense of privacy. 

We managed to get in touch with Graham Jones, a web psychologist who focuses on how people behave online. We were curious to learn more about texting behaviors and how we should react after receiving uncomfortable texts. He told Bored Panda that social media has not replaced text messaging and it still holds a significant role in people’s everyday lives. "About 36,000 text messages are sent every second of the day. Over three-quarters of people use text messaging," Jones said. 

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S T O P

S T O P

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#10

An Out Of This World Response

An Out Of This World Response

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*lays Across Your Lap*

*lays Across Your Lap*

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When asked whether some of us tend to text more than others, the psychologist explained that we are using different methods of communication for separate purposes. "For example, some people use text messaging for family communications, WhatsApp for communicating with friends, Twitter for direct messaging companies, and so on."

"We are tending to use different methods for specific reasons. So, some people will use text messaging more than others not because they prefer it, but because they do more communicating with family or friends or whichever group they mentally allocate to text messaging," the psychologist explained.

#13

Inner Monologue As Tinder Opener

Inner Monologue As Tinder Opener

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#15

At Least He's Achieved Multiple Awards With His 147 Iq

At Least He's Achieved Multiple Awards With His 147 Iq

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We got so comfortable with this medium, almost everything we used to do in person can be achieved while texting. Whether it’s falling in love, breaking up, sending your friend birthday wishes, or congratulating them on a promotion, it can seem that the way we talk to each other is slowly changing. 

Talking about how texting affects our everyday lives, Jones said that the only significant impact it has is to give us even more communication to do. "In the past, when all you had was either sending a letter or making a phone call, there was much less communication we had to do." 

He continued: "Nowadays, with texting, WhatsApp, Messenger, and so on, we are spending much more time using communications systems. In the past, much of what we now do electronically, we would have said face to face."

#17

Found This Screenshot From Last April In My Phone

Found This Screenshot From Last April In My Phone

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men need to sit down with their sons and talk them through online/app/text flirting from the dads' own real life experiences because this is just horrible

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#19

I Love My Best Friend, But She May Watch A Little Too Much TV...

I Love My Best Friend, But She May Watch A Little Too Much TV...

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Eva the Egg
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Says this in a Kawaii shy anime girl voice" I DIED ON THE INSIDE

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Text messages are generally short and people who read them have little information to work with. While some believe that words can sometimes show a lack of emotion, a simple message can sometimes flip our world upside down. So even if we’re in a hurry, we should think about sending a funny joke, giving a compliment, or writing something positive to make the person on the other end feel appreciated. 

#20

You Know, A Usual Hooking Up Tactic

You Know, A Usual Hooking Up Tactic

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Anyone-for-tea?
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have just written back “it’s etc, not ect; trying to help” then blocked him.

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#21

*sweats A Lot*

*sweats A Lot*

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#24

*shoots Self*

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Buren
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ehhh... what are these shenanigans role-play thingy? It's so disturbing.

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However, as you can see from this list, some people are on a mission to make others feel uncomfortable and even creeped out. "Our mood is always affected by the words we read," Jones added. "Whether that change in mood lasts a long time depends upon the message itself, who it is from, and our reaction to it. Some people can 'shrug off' a mood lowering text, whereas others find the impact long-lasting."

#25

I Showed My Girlfriend This Sub And She Hates It So Much, So Occasionally I Mess With Her

I Showed My Girlfriend This Sub And She Hates It So Much, So Occasionally I Mess With Her

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#26

Sent To Me By The Class Furry. Enjoy

Sent To Me By The Class Furry. Enjoy

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#27

This Was A Classic

This Was A Classic

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Jihana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*muzzles the doggy, puts him in a crate and takes him to the vet to get neutered*

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#28

Unlike You I Know How Facebook Works

Unlike You I Know How Facebook Works

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So if you’ve ever received an uneasy text message that left you wondering what on earth was on that person’s mind, Jones advised you to try and talk to someone. "Reflect on the experience and work out what made you uncomfortable. Then chat to someone you trust about it." 

"This will help you cope with the impact of the message. If the message is from someone you don't know, you might want to block their number, so they cannot upset you again in the future. If it is from someone you know, you may want to tell them how they made you feel," he concluded.

#29

That's A Yikes From Me

That's A Yikes From Me

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Laugh or not
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is such a weird way to say funeral. I thought they were talking about a birthday or some kind of award ceremony.

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#31

Oh God, Why

Oh God, Why

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Skara Brae
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*she looks through the window and sees a sweaty guy having a nervous breakdown, crushing defenseless flowers, and thinks, "oh, that's just what i was looking for"*

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Miley Cyrus’ Brother Dmed Somebody In My Insta Feed Because She Commented “Gross” On A Pic He Posted Of Himself Choking His Fiancé

Miley Cyrus’ Brother Dmed Somebody In My Insta Feed Because She Commented “Gross” On A Pic He Posted Of Himself Choking His Fiancé

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#33

What A Birch

What A Birch

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Skara Brae
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, birches have higher standards than a common pine or alder. Anyway, the worst part is he didn't learn anything. Darned IQ didn't work.

IsABELLA
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"its our boilogy" yes if you're so smart you invented a new word

Eiram
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No...no... I think he's right, it's boil-ology. Deep infection below the skin that is irritating and unbearable, so you want to stab it just to relieve the pressure.

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Marisa Varney
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are all the lost Ent Wives only we weren't actually lost we were just hiding from the annoying Ent men.

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wondering wtf is up with all this asterisk roleplay crap, and why you can’t just have a normal conversation where you can start to role play if you both agree you’re into it and just say “I’d do this and that to you” Also: NOBODY who claims to know what their IQ is is telling the truth. There is no one single number that represents all cognitive functions. Just because you took a 20 minute “IQ Test” after clicking a facebook link doesn’t mean yr smart; it means your dumb enough to waste your time chasing your ego

Sue p
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you, THANK YOU! IQ tests are usually given by a individual who is has a background/education in psychology. They do several assessments to reach the end results. Mensa level testing is a whole different level. It’s amazing to me when people say they have intelligence that is outstanding, Mensa level; yet they do not have social skills, emotional, spiritual, physical, communication skills or lifestyles that are healthy. It’s a whole being to consider not just one focus. The role playing, please, please 🛑 that’s for chat rooms and special groups. When the H did that become mainstream?

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Jarrod Nichols
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Claims men are smarter in the same sentence that he misspelled biology. Hilarious

Jason Alexander
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh boilogy, the less frequently used spelling of biology. Only those with supremely high cognition are able to comprehend its true meaning...

Ellen Larkin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always thought of myself as an elder not really a birch 😂

Sabrina
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me, if I ever got this text: "You're right, I just might be a birch because your obvious lack of ethics and humanity has me stumped." 😂🌳 (Sorry not sorry; I just had to!)

Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am having ideas about how boilogy would be used in this scenario

guyx23
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Righttt he has an IQ of 159. His diçk must be 12" too

elysse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually thought women were willows. Or maple trees.

Jnm Genius
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang dude. I love a good birch. One of the finest trees out there imo

Mandie Zimmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure a smart guy would know how to spell 'biology'. And know the difference between a bi*ch and a birch. I mean that's what biology is all about, right, 'smart' guy?

Richard Henderson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If his IQ was really that high he’d know better than to approach people this way.

ajk825
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else notice that Mr. 159 IQ misspelled biology?

P.A.B.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, after all, it’s just “boilogy”, right? Us “birches” should just take it like a man. Man: 😭

Greg Montgomery
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

159 IQ, but he can't spell "biology"? Hmm 🤔 … something is amiss here. And by the way, "smart for a girl" is the point where the bullet entered your foot.

Naomi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's the point of a 159 IQ if you can't even handle a basic conversation? (Or spell "biology"?)

Carrie Demirel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every dude who boasts they're "super intelligent" wrote me ludicrous texts like this houseplant 🙄 "boilogy" 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The science of hot water...OMG. The IQ of mud.

Madeline Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has a 159 IQ, misspells "biology" and "b***h" while using ellipses incorrectly.

elemental
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHY ARE THEY ALSO ROLEPLAYING THE BLOCKING. for that matter why is there so much roleplay period!?

Rylee Evergreen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he can't even spell correctly and he's talking about his intelligence?!?!

introverted_dragon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I, too, study boilogy. I am an expert in the art of boiling anything, from tea to lobster.

G. T.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you boil tea, you have the water too hot. Unless it is herbal tea. Then, boil away! Do you have any tips about boiling lobster?

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Kaylynn Willprecht
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok before peeps get mad what i mean is i understand that everyone says that there gender is better but i've met both dumb girls and boys

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Crep 105
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that you have a grammatical f**k-up in almost every sentence is an automatic turn-off.

PADNA
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would've responded that anyone posting inner monolgue publically have a room temperature iq in celcius

Mumof1
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"boilogy"...love it! And the girl's a "birch" - as in tree?

Cory Kent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have news for you. She blocked you before you blocked her, because she was in the process of doing it while you typed your message.

Xenthia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You're just a birch" is gonna be my go-to insult from now on!

JP Purves
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's a loser in so many ways, everyone knows that most women are willows, not birches.

Cate Dalton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Boilogy" and IQ of 159 - how...average! --was my first clue this is a LOSER. "birch" was just icing on the proverbial biscuit!🤣🤣🤣

Giobemo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"its", "boilogy", "IQ's", "lets", "birch"... It's the bad spelling, missing/incorrect punctuation (comas and question marks included), random capitalization (and lack of) that are all the hallmarks of unadulterated genius.

jammer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, they’re all a bunch of birches. Oh why can’t I ever meet a nice oak? Even a spruce would do!

Cheyanne Pavan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it also just "boiligy" that prevents him from using proper punctuation?

Egregious Filmin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought he had a high IQ, shouldn't he "boilogically" know the difference between humans and trees?

Teri Dooley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least women are smarter than your spelling..birch=tree..lol

Giuditta Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed how many of these so carefully picked out sentences have so many typos. Don't they have like, autocorrect? Boilogy, the knowledge of boiling.

Sue p
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was noted above that there are different ways of spelling biology 🤷🏽‍♀️I am guessing the self asserted Einstein was trying to show his intellectual prowess? 🙄

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Raimei Ai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude....I had some kid calling me a BLATCH and demanding a bj.... I couldn't help myself. I had to correct him. XD He was confused...

Paige Howey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IQ of 159?? He spelled biology wrong for crying out loud.....moron🙄

Brian Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She got trolled so hard. Do him the favor and block him before he knows you and he will be thankful. Smart people

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#36

Intimidating Furry

Intimidating Furry

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The Penguin Bandit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like these people grew up in AoL days and refuse to let it die, they just migrated to different platforms.

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What The Actual F*ck

What The Actual F*ck

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Deep In My Photo Gallery

Deep In My Photo Gallery

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Wang Zhuang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second she posted she was 14, a simple "Sorry, goodbye" would have been sufficient

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#39

I Guess The Expected Reaction Was Supposed To Be: "Omg No Sry R U Ok Cutie? ;^;"

I Guess The Expected Reaction Was Supposed To Be: "Omg No Sry R U Ok Cutie? ;^;"

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#40

Apparently You’re Supposed To Obsessively Check Tinder Every Second Of Your Life

Apparently You’re Supposed To Obsessively Check Tinder Every Second Of Your Life

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#41

Chubby F*ck Chubby F*ck Chubby F*ck

Chubby F*ck Chubby F*ck Chubby F*ck

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#45

Wow You So Beautiful. Wow Message Didn't Send Separately. Wow Leave Group

Wow You So Beautiful. Wow Message Didn't Send Separately. Wow Leave Group

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M’lady

M’lady

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Kanuli
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can you talk about love, but involve only the outside looks? Why not try to direct it to the direction that you would like to find out if her inner beauty matches her radiance or even outshines it in comparison? Dunno. But superficial is like one of the most hated things to me. What if I had an accident, would you not be able to love me anymore?

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#49

My Contribution To The Family Group Chat This Morning

My Contribution To The Family Group Chat This Morning

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#50

I'll Just Decide Your Personality For You

I'll Just Decide Your Personality For You

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#51

Breaking Up With 4 Dudes At Once

Breaking Up With 4 Dudes At Once

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#55

Hanging Out With My Sick Brother

Hanging Out With My Sick Brother

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#56

My Roommate Tried To Get An IKEA Delivery To Our Apartment. They Called And Refused To Drive Into Our Complex, Saying She’d Have To Grab The Bookcase From Their Truck And Drive It To Our House. After Irritatedly Doing So In Her Pjs And Barely Speaking To Delivery Guys, She Got This Message Today

My Roommate Tried To Get An IKEA Delivery To Our Apartment. They Called And Refused To Drive Into Our Complex, Saying She’d Have To Grab The Bookcase From Their Truck And Drive It To Our House. After Irritatedly Doing So In Her Pjs And Barely Speaking To Delivery Guys, She Got This Message Today

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#58

Men Can't Take Care Of Themselves Apparently

Men Can't Take Care Of Themselves Apparently

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#59

I’m Just Gonna Randomly Text This Person!

I’m Just Gonna Randomly Text This Person!

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#60

Just Doing His Job

Just Doing His Job

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The Penguin Bandit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally oblivious that she was likely thanking him for saying she was gorgeous.

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#61

I Guess He Wants Salt For Christmas...

I Guess He Wants Salt For Christmas...

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#62

My Girlfriend Received These Texts From A Guy In Her Class

My Girlfriend Received These Texts From A Guy In Her Class

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#64

Friend Just Sent Me This. Sweet Recovery Bro

Friend Just Sent Me This. Sweet Recovery Bro

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timhood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice try with faking being drunk to recover from making an a$$ out of yourself.

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#66

What Is Happening??

What Is Happening??

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Skara Brae
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's like an aggressive monkey that jumps onto your head, pulls your hair, sticks his hands inside your clothes, and thinks you should be flattered.

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#67

I Thought I Wasn't The Only One Not Invited

I Thought I Wasn't The Only One Not Invited

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#68

Confessing Love Before Going To Jail

Confessing Love Before Going To Jail

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I Wonder If He Will Take Me To Court?

I Wonder If He Will Take Me To Court?

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Mister Ghost Foot
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think like this guy, please listen. She/he/them/they don't owe you sh*t. YOU decided to spend YOUR money on someone. That doesn't mean that they owe you something in return. It was YOUR choice. YOUR money. YOUR choice. If you think otherwise then don't spend your money on people. You don't own someone just because you bought them dinner. Chill.

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Big Yikes

Big Yikes

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bryguy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hey. Heads up your friend is dead. Also, you single or...?"

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A Shramp

A Shramp

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*looks At Scribble Writting On Hand*

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#75

Meet My Cousin. He's 18. He Cried To His Mom That I'm Too Mean After This. He's Inlisted

Meet My Cousin. He's 18. He Cried To His Mom That I'm Too Mean After This. He's Inlisted

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Nathan Pogorzala
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude thought the selective service was instant enlistment? well at the very least he did it with good intentions.

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#76

;)

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Tessb90
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is having some random a*s person breathing on the back of your neck supposed to be a turn on..?

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#77

Awoooooggaaaaa

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First Thing This Person Says When They Followed Me

First Thing This Person Says When They Followed Me

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One Way To Not Get Hired For A Job...

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Accidently Sending A Thirsty Gif

Accidently Sending A Thirsty Gif

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, in my experience of gifs etc that genuinely get sent accidentally they do not fit into the conversation at all and make no sense

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#84

Op Is A Quirky Dude *giggles Shily*

Op Is A Quirky Dude *giggles Shily*

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#85

3D Girls Are Not What This Guy Is Looking For On Tinder, Apparently

3D Girls Are Not What This Guy Is Looking For On Tinder, Apparently

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#86

Sometimes Guys Send Other Guys Creepy Messages Too...

Sometimes Guys Send Other Guys Creepy Messages Too...

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#88

Thought This Would Never Happen To Me, And Yet

Thought This Would Never Happen To Me, And Yet

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The Penguin Bandit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Reads weird roleplay text, cringes, quietly blocks sender and shakes head*

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#89

My Friend Just Did This To Me. I Don't Really Know Why He Keeps Sending Me Texts Like This But He Wasn't An Edgy Dude Before. Quick Note: He Blocked For A Day After Sending Me His Last Message

My Friend Just Did This To Me. I Don't Really Know Why He Keeps Sending Me Texts Like This But He Wasn't An Edgy Dude Before. Quick Note: He Blocked For A Day After Sending Me His Last Message

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He just learned a trick on Reddit and like a little kid, can't stop using it.

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#92

*goes Little*

*goes Little*

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t. Who thinks behaving like a demented toddler is sexy or interesting?

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#93

An Old Friend From High School Asks A Weird, Personal Question

An Old Friend From High School Asks A Weird, Personal Question

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#94

My Ex's Mom: I Met Her Once For About An Hour Over 4 Years Ago. I Haven't Talked To Him Or Her Since

My Ex's Mom: I Met Her Once For About An Hour Over 4 Years Ago. I Haven't Talked To Him Or Her Since

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, this one's kinda sad. I understand that everyone has their protocol for who stays on their friends list, so that's fine, but the person that's been dropped wasn't a creep but an actual fan of what they do.

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#96

I Was Gonna Roleplay (Paragraphs) With This Person... Now I'm Not So Sure

I Was Gonna Roleplay (Paragraphs) With This Person... Now I'm Not So Sure

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Just Kiri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, the woes of a literate roleplayer... hopefully they found a decent partner after this.

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