I have to use that excuse!

I'd be upset that she got the line wrong, and pleased that the drawing was so good.

My daughter had a student named Neveah (yeah, Heaven backwards) who didn't have to mind because "I'm a princess." Mom confirmed this. Poor kid has a rude awakening coming, thanks to Mommy.

What a lovely teacher!

That "forever" sounds ominously threatening.

But one hell of a comeback.

Aww Juliana was just being supportive! Lol

It's sort of cute they let her keep it.

I'd die of laughter if I were the teacher.

This was normal in my preschool dont know why :')

Oh no

I would enquire as to the cause of Lillian's threat. It could be legitimate self assertion. As in "If you don't take your hand off my butt, I will turn around and punch you in the nuts." Girls need to taught that they have the right to defend themselves against harassment and intimidation; immediately, loudly, and if necessary, physically.

Well he isn’t wrong... just not the answer you’d expect

milk

Kids are still biting chapstick? Well...times have not changed much.

Apparently he likes butts and he cannot lie.

Is she supposed to glue it back on?

An excellent moment to give the talk about "consent"!

I feel ya Josiah

it's an overwatch term for all you rookies

I love the budding child psychologists in the comments on here...in case you don’t know not every misbehavior is a cry for help or was induced by the male privilege of her boy classmates who may or may not be harassing her. Sometimes kids just act up and break the rules!

Showing dominance :D

Row row row your butt...

So the kid killed the lizard and then played with it's corpse? Kids are so cruel

Snitch

Am I the only one concerned about the bottom line?

Johnathan has what? Johnathan has WHAT?! I need the second page of this letter, I demand closure dang it! >_<

Why do they attach the hair to the notes??? They think the parents will glue them back or something?

Looks like the note has been written under duress...

What age is this child? I think using "penis" and "pooping" is quite appropriate- children need to learn what their body parts are called and what their use is... if the child had used other terminology, I'd be more concerned. As a parent I would have a frank talk with him.