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The invention of the internet has made it easy for people to access the world’s knowledge. With only a few clicks, one can find an innumerable quantity of information, from the relevant and helpful to the absolutely unnecessary. However, it happens every now and then that our curiosity takes us to some weird and unexpected places full of random content that are impossible to look away from.

If you’re a fan of funnily odd and mildly disturbing things, let us introduce you to the Twitter page "@crim_tweets_”. It is a place full of humorous crime tweets that might be amusing to some and slightly unsettling to others. Scroll down for some of the most criminal tweets.

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you just broke every law five-year-old me had ever known

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    The Twitter account @crim_tweets_ was created not so long ago, in January 2022. Over the last year, the page has gained more than 831 thousand followers that enjoy a dark sense of humor. From people joking about running over a dog named “5 miles” to sharing pictures of a police car being parked in a mother and child bay, this place is full of ridiculous and humorous tweets that can take a darker turn.

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    To get a deeper understanding of dark-themed humor and memes online, we reached out to Deborah S. Bowen, Ph.D., an Assistant Professor of PR Instruction at the University of South Florida. Scroll down to read the whole interview!

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell this is a fake tweet, 4 Million likes, and The Dude's reply got 480k likes in 4 seconds. Anyways still pretty funny.

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    The use of the internet has made it more common for people to consume and share dark-themed content. It's intriguing that despite the negative emotions that this kind of stuff can evoke, a lot of internet users are nevertheless drawn to it. But why are we attracted to odd or mildly unsettling things online? Deborah S. Bowen explains that we are drawn to dark-themed content in general. “Horror movies, scary stories, true-crime podcasts... it's easy to see how our minds turn to the unsettling. It gives us a thrill, quite literally; horror and dark content offers us a little adrenaline dump, a tiny frisson of fear that, paradoxically, allows us to feel safe as we realize we are lying in a room, watching American Horror Story, but we're not in any ‘real’ danger. We love to immerse ourselves vicariously into new and stimulating situations that we would never experience in the real world, and these novel experiences help us to understand how we might approach different situations, no matter how unlikely they might seem.”

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the image/sensation I got reading this.

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    Daniel Mattock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Wolverine. She/He cheated on Wolverine.

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    The Twitter account “Criminal Tweets” shares content that might be amusing to some and slightly unsettling to others. Obviously, the intention of this page is to make fun of the criminal-like posts people share online. The question then arises: has social media had some sort of effect on our perception of morality and justice? Deborah S. Bowen shared that the old debates about heavy metal music and violent video games rear their head every time we discuss the openness of the internet and the access it allows to content we had never even dreamed of. “Old sites like Rotten.com were literally created to post the most egregiously shocking content that one could want. YouTube users can find all kinds of horrific content on that platform as well. And all of this is real, not some CGI attempts to shock and dismay.”

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    Snorkeldorf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband told me about the time his parents brought the ashes of their deceased dog home. The dog was very old and died of natural causes. While his parents were out, my ex took the little tin and tied a string around it. He then tugged on the string and said "come on Bowser, roll over." Then when the tin fell on its side he said "play dead....good boy!". His teenage sister could not stop laughing.

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    Robert McKenzie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were lucky he *only* smelt like boiled feet! Generally, it is MUCH worse.

    Ayasuma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that she knows what boiled feet smells like makes her terrifying

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this happened in a building I rented a flat in. She was old, we were college students always on the go. The odor was faint at first, like someone simply hadn't emptied their trash. When the odor was causing gag-reflexes, the landlord decided to check on our complaints.

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does she know what boiled feet smell like?

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what... did she gas him to death? ... oh wait I figured it out. She meant to say, "turns out that he HAD died."

    ravn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be the infinite factor in "escalated quickly".

    DrLivingstonipresume
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay folks "smelled like boiled feet" is hyperbole the "how does she know what boiled feet smell like" comments are extremely dull

    Cyndielouwhoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it's hyperbole, there was that murder case in New Orleans years ago where the perp was found with victim's remains in and on stove/oven.

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she buy Amazon out of Fabreeze til she found out?

    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no law that says you can’t Fabreeze dead people

    Tim B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the frebreeze help????

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew. And also - someone doesn't know the difference between dirty feet and decomp

    The Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so you're saying the average person should know what a decomposing body smells like? Dude, what life are you living?

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    ThePalm52
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boiled feet"? Who knows what that smells like?

    fanscious-c_a_t
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh that's what dead people smell like

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One place I lived in had two people die in the same apartment. I came home one night to see the police going in and out and a mortuary van parked nearby. I don't think I want to know how the neighbours found out in order to make the call.

    Sherry Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought a rotting body smelled like boiled feet? I don’t think I’ve ever smelled any feet that could compete with a rotting body.

    elcee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooooooo OUCH. though I loves somewhere someone cooked cabbage like every other day and it takes about a day for that smell to air out so... I feel ya

    Sharon Dean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might need that fabreeze after all.................

    Ruth Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too funny albeit in a macabre sort of way.

    Amaranthim Talon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit it- i not only lol'ed - I guffawed!

    Cecile Desjardins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the entire building amost died from inhaling Febreeze

    Terri Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know what boiled feet smell like?

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad. The neighbor must have died some time ago for any smeel to escape, and nobody noticed.

    Naomie Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! That's terrible! Unattended deaths are the worst. Poor guy. ❤️

    Alexandra Sanders
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .................................................................................................................................................is it bad i giggled at this?😭

    A. Starhawk Hunt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot imagine how that would feel guilt for the post given what happened, being next door until you could smell it, maybe the sadness we feel on find an acquaintance passed. Survivors Remorse can require treatment. I hope they will be okay.

    Keisha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to find out how would she have a point of reference to know what boiled feet smelled like ???

    Nick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I got an apartment half off for a year.

    Casey Payne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much Fabreeze did you use on him?

    KimTx ‍️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no one concerned how she knows what boiled feet smell like???

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. That escalated quickly.

    Colin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M. Night Shymalan style plot twist

    Julie Schulz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I was reading the first comment, I was thinking they had Dahlmer for a neighbor........

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's my favorite. Every time this one pops up, my day gets a little sunnier.

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    “Desensitization is a very real phenomenon, one that holds that the more we are exposed to negative stimuli, the less we react negatively to it. Exposure therapy operates under this premise. Social media allows us to consume a steady diet of real and terrible events, recorded by citizen journalists. It feeds us bullying, divisive rhetoric and unfounded conspiracies. There is no question that our reliance on and love for social media has made a mark on our collective character.”

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... I'm not sure if this is evil... or just good business strategy. XD

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    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tweet came from a parody account. Just mentioning that for context.

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    “Gallows humor, the use of grim and ironic jokes or comments in the face of desperate situations, is a coping mechanism that many of us use when we are faced with a hopeless situation. As our reliance on social media grows, gallows humor becomes a way to deflect attention away from the fact that we are either too overcome with emotion at the content we are seeing to respond appropriately -- or that we just don't care at all. Snarky comments can be a defense mechanism and a legitimate way to express our lack of shock and surprise, it's often hard to tell when someone is having a legitimately negative reaction to a piece of startling content online, or if they are just reacting in a way to make them seem ‘cool’ and detached. There is no question that the proliferation of negative content on so many platforms with almost unfettered access has affected our collective ability to be truly taken aback. In light of the racial and religious violence we see in the world around us, the idea that we ‘care less’ is troubling,” Deborah S. Bowen shared.

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i mean it's always important to stretch

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    Social media is a breeding ground for all types of content, including those that are disturbing and even criminal in nature. While some people find posts or memes that make light of serious situations, such as death and tragedy, humorous and an escape from the stresses of daily life, others argue that they can have a negative impact on our well-being and perception of reality.

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    According to Deborah S. Bowen, many people take comfort in “gallows humor”, at laughing off that which is "too scary" or "too real." “But when everything becomes a joke, does that mean that we aren't treating negativity with the gravitas it deserves? Think of the ‘influencer’ taking a fun selfie at Auschwitz; the reductive posing and the laissez-faire attitude with which people co-opt awful situations can certainly alter the perception of the serious site, for example. When negative situations are not addressed with the respect they might be offered, then they lose their power to horrify. This can definitely affect our perception of reality. When nothing is so awful that it commands quiet awe or a deep and reverent respect, how are we supposed to deal with the personal nightmare scenarios that might affect us — nightmare scenarios like the death of a loved one, or a permanent illness? Social media is undoubtedly forcing users to learn to process trauma in new ways, but it is the job of the individual to ensure that they never lose touch with the compassion and kindness that makes us truly human.”

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    Jods
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so you’re the one who thought my dad’s driving licence I was returning due to his death was an Amazon gift card and also threw away the sodding log book for the car? That’s £25 you owe me.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Tucker Carlson will claim that M&Ms are "grooming cannibals".

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's Broken and Rusted beyond recognition?

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacrifices have to be made for Roasted Marshmallows

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You always gotta be blasting music with headphones when you are going though all the speed bumps in the school zone

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the will from your Grandmother to buy YOUTUBE PREMIUM!! It offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos!

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    Maxwell Walker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my only thought when i was watching it

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    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all heroes wear capes lol

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D-I-D-Y-O-U R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-T-O-D-O-T-H-E-L-A-U-N-D-R-Y-?

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    Something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We shouldn't have to use third party software.

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    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you have to show a receipt you don’t just say Uber eats

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be in the ER a lot because I wouldn't be able to stop hugging my koffing ♡

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, they just want some drugs.

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    Frank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask the police, they know how to solve this.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except that part where the po-po kick your posterior.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well whoever is friends with juicegawdin now knows to not invite him.

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    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: she doesn't actually have Alzheimer's, it's a clever ruse to see who deserves her fortune and who gets written out.

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