Online shopping platforms and marketplaces have opened up a whole new fun and easy way to buy almost anything your heart desires, without having to traipse through a whole bunch of malls and stores. From household goods, to gadgets, clothes, cars, and plants, you can find it all under one world wide web proverbial “roof”.
While there are some super cool deals, there are also a few items that are bound to stop you in your tracks and leave you wondering WHY anyone would own something like that, let alone try to sell it. We’re talking about things like 100 loose human teeth, super scary dolls, and creepy decor that can best be described as sleep paralysis demons.
Bored Panda has braved the depths of the weird and wonderful web to compile a list of some of the most disturbing objects we could find for sale. Some look like they could have come straight off the set of a horror movie, while others might have been found in the dark, dusty attic of a haunted house.
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This Thing For Sale On Craigslist. The Description Makes It Even More Confusing
"Garden Decor" For Sale On Fb Marketplace
This is something I would buy and then sneak into one of my siblings' gardens in the middle of the night and leave it in a flower bed.
These "Garden Ornaments" My Girlfriend Found On Facebook Marketplace
They sell these in stuffed animal form on Amazon. Just in case you can't live without one. ;)
A couple of years ago they were selling these at London D***s for $40 and up depending on the size.
I'm very satisfied with the duck. It is processed in the same way as you can see on the pictures. So you really get what you order. It is a nice eye-catcher in the garden, on the living room table or even when working in video conferences. I am very satisfied and give it a full 5 stars!
The concept of selling human teeth online might initially come across as bizarre and a bit creepy. But it turns out there could sometimes be something more sinister at play.
According to experts, there is a big black market for human teeth. These can reportedly sell for up to $10 each, and often end up in the hands of dental students who are required to have teeth specimens as part of their studies.
The Tooth Bank is a non-profit organization made up of dentists, dental students and volunteers. They are working together to raise awareness about, and bring an end to, the illegal trade of human teeth around the globe. The NPO also helps by providing dental students with ethically sourced teeth.
Scrolled Past This Horror On My Local Facebook Market
I like bunny themed things, I have a house full of them. If this appeared in my house, I would track down someone to do an exorcism!
what a great Halloween decoration! i'd have bought it if the price was right
"Found On Craigslist..." Containment Necessary?
Yeah, it kind of looks like Halloween decor; also, the story just sounds made up. But, if someone did sell an actual antique doll in THAT condition, I think that both the antiquing and doll collector communities would have some choice words for the seller.
Load More Replies...Apparently Furbies Weren't Creepy Enough
The Tooth Bank revealed in 2020 that some dental students buy illegal human teeth because they have no other choice.
"Students order from these shady companies, not because they are looking for a cheaper alternative, but because there is no alternative," reads a press release, adding that the dealers and syndicates source teeth through the most heinous, unethical methods imaginable.
"These methods include grave robbing, theft, and exploitation of the most impoverished and vulnerable communities in the world."
Vintage Michael Jackson Rubber Halloween Mask
It looks more like Michael Jackson than Michael Jackson did.
Facebook Marketplace Is A Gold Mine. This Lovely Thing Is $200
Not Haunted
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The Tooth Bank claims that India and China are popular sources of blackmarket bones and teeth. Dealers advertise the teeth online, and many end up in the United States.
The NPO has called on dentists to donate extracted teeth to students, in order to curb the illegal trade. "Currently, dentists in the U.S. dispose of extracted teeth in biohazard bins," noted the organization.
"Instead of throwing away extracted teeth, dentists can order a tooth donation kit at no cost and drop them in a jar. The Tooth Bank also includes a return shipping label so dentists can send them back once filled as a tax-deductible donation."
With The Movie Coming Out They Finally Found Their Chance
I think that whoever made this made a huge mistake, because those dolls look vintage. Seriously, do they know how much people would pay for a vintage barbie or dawn doll; I mean, if they had just detangled the dolls’s hair, they could have made a pretty penny.
Burn It. Burn It Now Before The Curse Takes Hold!
$40 For Your Very Own Sleep Paralysis Demon
Well in that case i will be buying many because people
Load More Replies...Many times, creepy online ads aren't sinister. Just weird. In 2022, an exotic dancer named Rebekka Blue made headlines for raking in a fortune selling things like burps in a jar, toenail clippings, used tissues and dirty bath water. Blue claims to make between $5,000 and $10,000 on "average" a month from her bizarre business venture.
Heil Spez And His Man Made Horrors Beyond Comprehension
Yes, it looks creepy when it's empty. If they showed someone inhabiting the costume, it probably wouldn't be the creepiest thing you have ever seen in your life.
Campbell Soup Boy
“In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” - Andy Warhol
$20 For Old Doll Head Found While Hiking
If you hadn't admitted to finding it whilst hiking, you could have added a nought
I wouldn’t spend more than a quarter on that, and that’s being generous.
Load More Replies..."If you see me throwing something in the trash, then there's a red flag, because I'm usually keeping it in my bag to sell later," Blue told Wales Online. "Even if we go to the salon to get our toes done, I'm asking to keep the flip flops and the toenail dividers and trying to get my client to pay for everybody's pedicures. It's an upselling challenge."
Thanks, I Hate Toenail Clipping "Art"
An appropriate gift for this year's Presidents' Day, for sure. Just for the people in your life you can no longer reason with, for whatever reason you may imagine. Go nuts with it!
Nightmare Fuel! Get Your Nightmare Fuel Here!
this is what you pull out of the purse when the date isn't going well. Hold on, let me just get some lip gloss.
When you split the bill, and the other person gets the most expensive things on the menu.
Load More Replies...Cicada Shell Wreath
Even if you are into using cicada exoskeletons as decor, couldn’t you just look around some trees during summer, and collect the shed cicada exoskeletons for free, and buy, or make (if you’re good at weaving branches/vines) a wreath?
Blue revealed that the oddest thing she ever sold was IUD (intrauterine device). Her doctor had thrown it in the trash after removing it. She took it out, bagged it and kept it for a prospective buyer, who she knew would eventually bite.
"I had a client who bought strange things like my stuffed animals and my panty-liners and some off-the-wall things and thought, 'maybe he could use this as a trophy?' He offered me four figures to have something that was inside my body for almost five years, which was godly to him," said Blue, adding that it was hands down one of the highlights of her career.
Absolutely Horrifying
One of them is a real living person which is even scarier...
Load More Replies...So that's what happened to all those cabbage patch dolls - they grew into monstrous golems sent to destroy us all. How lovely.
My Fiancée Sent This To Me And I Couldn’t Help But Feel It Belonged Here
Great! I Always Wanted A Sleep Paralysis Demon In A Terrarium
The entrepreneur claims to have made a million dollars selling her unique, bizarre and used items online. And has even written a book to teach other women how to do the same.
According to Blue, the most disgusting thing she's sold is a used diaper. And yes. It was worn by her. But the truth may be even more gross. Blue told the outlet that she's not willing to reveal everything she's sold. "That's as far as I'll go... it gets weirder, but I don't think we can post that stuff," said the businesswoman.
Harry Potter, But With Human Teeth Instead Of Glasses
Damien Hirst and Tracey Emin have a lot to answer for....
Load More Replies...I don't believe they are real teeth, there is no marking round the gum line or discolouration
Some Kind Of Double Wide Rat Doll Thing
Y,gh
In a separate interview, Blue told News24 that her most popular items are socks, panties and tights, adding that they're usually sold after being worn.
"I charge more for the unique and weird requests such as tongue scrapings, bath water and cotton buds with ear wax on," she said. "I basically make money from anything that is attached to my body."
This Fb Marketplace Listing
Are you SURE that’s leather? Is that what dried human skin would be considered?
reminds me of Donald trump as a voodoo doll.... and let me say I would love to stick pins and curses in and on him !! 😁😅
I wondered about that, but the hands are too big!
Load More Replies...Just What I Always Wanted, And Such A Reasonable Price Too
perfect gift for the homophobic neighbor who believes gay is sin and witchcraft is rampant
This Seems To Be Taking A Long Time To Sell. Wonder Why
I'd consider having this. Actually, if I wanted one I'd make one.
This would actually be great for a Halloween party
Load More Replies...Catch And Release And Run And Hide. Scary Footstool!
From Facebook Market Place
Straight Up Just Teeth
Good for kids who need some extra cash? Till their parents wonder how they’ve lost a tooth every night for 3 months + lol
Wtf Facebook Marketplace
This Absolute Nightmare Fuel Found On Fb Marketplace
"No Lowballs I Know What I've Got"
If it exists, there is a fetish, phobia or obsession for it
Load More Replies...Well, someone else made a toenail skull, so... maybe he does know what he's got. I feel dirty.
Will Make A Good Chair For Someone Who Knows How To Restore It. 25$ No Low Ball Offers
Forget the chair. How much for the rusty barrel of Toxic Surprises in the background?
Well That's A Little Creepy
I've seen a similar object in a museum of the history of medicine (Ingolstadt.) That piece was intended to illustrate all known diseases of the eye.
We have one like that in the US called the Mutter Museum.
Load More Replies...Spotted By A Friend On Marketplace. At Least It’s On Sale?
I expect it's just like in horror stories: happy side, then it turns over and shows the displeased face... meaning it's game over for someone.
Load More Replies...Found In Ct On Facebook
The Hair Is Probably More Unsettling Than The Rest Of It
It reminds me of the one that goes up in flames in T2 after the bomb drops..
Load More Replies...Saw This Vintage Santa Decoration With Light Up Eyes On Marketplace
Someone gave my mom an antique toy Santa that you could wind up. That thing was terrifying! I swear it moved on its own sometimes.
Yikes
This Bike Seat I Found On Facebook Marketplace Listed For 20$
Someone Posted This Hair Clip For Sale On Facebook Marketplace. It Looks Like Maggots Or Teeth To Me
I have several in different colors for my anime wigs when I cosplay. The part shown is the teeth part you clip into your hair or wig.
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“It’s quite heavy” with grandad in it!!! I’m guessing he’s not going with it, so it’ll be lighter 🙄 🤣🤣🤣
Too bad it's not in the U.S. Use it for the Frozen Dead Guy Days Coffin Races!
This Doll That Popped Up On My Fb Marketplace Page
Reborn dolls are a big thing. They can cost thousands of $$. They look and feel like real babies - if you're in to that sort of thing. Compared to some of the ones I've seen this is fairly normal looking. :)
Local Characters, You Say?!?! Rare, You Say?
I used to run a gas station/c-store in Pinckney and you are absolutely correct.
Load More Replies...Found On Facebook Marketplace
Tooth Ring
The Stuff Of Nightmares
This is like Bart Simpson with the homemade clown bed! Only it's "Can't sleep, Spongebob will eat me!"
Death In A Bathroom Via Craigslist
This Real Advertisement On My Local Facebook Marketplace
Saw These “Custom” Air Forces On Facebook Marketplace
The must have fashion accessory for serial killers this season…
That's Exactly What A Haunted Piano Would Say
Nah, seriously they are a bugger to shift and no one wants old ones, especially this style.
Load More Replies...You Never Disappoint Facebook Marketplace
The Seller Seems Just As Confused As I Am
Haul Away A Collosal Mountain Of Trash For Him. It'll Only Cost You $1000
I'd Have To Pay 40 Bucks For This Pos And Go Pick It Up?
I Don't Remember This Part In Silent Hill
Love This Fb Group
$200 would get rid of a few of my demons for sure.
Load More Replies...these are Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy dolls, popular in the 70s and 80s (Edit: I Juist looked it up, and the books these character are from are from the 20s, they must have had a resurgence in the 70s/80s because a lot of people had the dolls and books back then)
The original Annabelle that was claimed to be possessed is also a Raggedy Ann doll. I had one in the 80's too.
Load More Replies...The demon possesses you when you look it in the eye *posts extreme closeup of eye
Found In Facebook Marketplace
This Was Listed On Facebook Marketplace
This Not Not Haunted Dresser On Facebook Marketplace: “Some May Say The Way The Wood Formed Presents A Haunted Face, But It Is Not Haunted And I Think It Adds Character.”
This Facebook Marketplace Ad
Oh c'mon, this is brilliant, expensive but where would you find another if you were a collector?
This Facebook Post Will Be Haunting My Dreams With A Ruler
Condolences. Heil Spez
I Keep Finding Creepy Dolls In Facebook Marketplace
Creepy 12' Tall Elvis Head
Seashell Jordans
Blursed Gaming Chair
Thanks, I Hate Facebook Marketplace
I wonder how it would look with an LED bulb inside it. Probably still a bit of a fire risk...
About 20 years ago, people actually collected these around my home town. They just used them as decoration. Can't say why...
Now You Too Can Enjoy Your Own Creepy Baby. Only $50
I'm familiar with the phenomenon of number 2 getting stuck ... but still playing sound (I'll see myself out)
hahah love it! Thanks for giving my fiest good laugh today XD
Load More Replies...Pay Me To Remove This From My House
Just Found A Nick Cage Octopus. You’re Welcome
Buy This Terrifying Approximation Of Someone Else's Terrible Pet
Thinking About Getting The Kids A New Toy
Found On Facebook Marketplace Near Me
These Plates Were Terrifying
Winters Here, Must Be Why He’s Coffin
This is the second one on this list. Is there a huge second hand coffin market that I know nothing about?
"Very Old Picture Of Jesus" Kinda Scary LOL
This is a classic -- it's supposedly the handkerchief of a lady following Jesus to the cross. He wiped his face on her handkerchief...and it magically made a picture. (I think her name was Veronica??)
I Found This On A Facebook Page Where People Sell 4 Wheel Drive Vehicles
Tbh It’s So Well-Made I Kinda Want It, But It Freaks Me Out
Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode "The Masks" (I think that was the titel.)
I think that episode is called "Eye of the Beholder." But I could be wrong...
Load More Replies...Really Pulls The Room Together
51?
Pay Me To Be My Exterminator?
Slightly Used
“When Lit, Illuminates Fetus”
Know No Career Boundaries
Found On My Local Buy/ Sell Page, “For That Special Someone”
Absolutely Terrifying
I was thinking that too till I saw the bat with teeth was sold.
Load More Replies...There was someone in my area selling dehydrated chicken feet in a zip log baggie for fifty bucks. Didn’t mention the uses for such a thing but I found it creepy
I was thinking that too till I saw the bat with teeth was sold.
Load More Replies...There was someone in my area selling dehydrated chicken feet in a zip log baggie for fifty bucks. Didn’t mention the uses for such a thing but I found it creepy
