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As you’re asleep like a burnt-out log, your weird kid’s imagination is running errands in the next room. Whatever happens, it will come to light with the morning sun. After hearing scary stories about the "poultry-geist" staring at your little one from the closet, you can’t help but feel chills going down your spine.

It’s a known fact that kids are creepy—from drawing weird stuff inspired by some undetected evil force to introducing their invisible best friend that’s in front of you right now. We can come up with many explanations for the creepy things kids say, but there’s surely a limit to what can be made rational. These parents on Twitter have been sharing the creepy things their scary kids have told them, and we won’t judge if there’s a house or two being put up for sale at this very moment.

Grab your blanket before reading some of the best tweets that we've found, it’s about to get chilly. If these things kids say hit close to home for you, there’s no better place to have a low-key therapy session than the comment section!

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Bricobrosse Report

nanashi
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me: the moon better keep her mouth shut

Id row
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was going to comment but can't top this, lol.

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Kate Schools
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother wouldn't let anyone sleep with the moon shining in... she said we'd go insane. Always freaks me out to this day

Slune
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is really a old superstition.

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Alexandrea Cummins
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

silently judging you too!!! . . . this just gave me anxiety :(

Emma Xiong
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh, that poor woman. Her sins will bounce right back at her, that was from like more than 20 years ago. Oh well.

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    #2

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    MissPrideGirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually sweet, maybe they wanted to see their granddaughter because they never got to see her.

    Nomadus Aureus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to family lore, as a toddler, I used to talk about a certain 'Black Lady'. Now since we're talking about a small Eastern European town in the nineties, the number of black people was net zero. However, back in the day, old people used to wear black clothing. So my mom took out all the family photos and I have managed to identify the Black Lady. Turns out she was my great grandmother whom I met only once at the ripe old age of 1.5...

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have the "curtain people" when I was small. They were people that came out of the curtains and spent time with me at night. I was never afraid of them.

    Mo Poppins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen ghosts myself, but have read or heard stories from others who have, and I know they’re real and true. We’re chosen by the universe to have different powers, depending on our archetype. My claircognition & clairsentience are the strongest, and like my b-day mate Nostradamus, I can dryly make accurate predictions about certain general world events.

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    #3

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    Jenny Lorenz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just reincarnation. Everyone in our lives were in our lives before.

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    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really heart warming.

    Ty_Is_Bored
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These reincarnation ones are pretty sweet.

    Justgail68
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would cry heart broken till he was big enough to talk then he let me know it was very important for me to know that he used to be a mommy and he was holding her baby who died. After he told me his crying got less till he stopped crying.

    Warren Cancilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've always been here Mr. Torrance

    Amanda Hunter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard that we spend successive lives with the same people.

    Edwin Lesperance
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young John Lennon: "I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together"

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    #4

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    References to a former life are the most creepy things, I think.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not so much the referencing, but the matter-of-fact way they are stated.

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    Lisa Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a small child, When presented with a new food I used to ask "did I like this before?" "Before when?" " when I was alive before this time" freaked my family out so I stopped asking

    Juls Jay
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and to think people believe those BS's! :D

    Mugen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading too many Hindu pagan stories.

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    #5

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    Grace Barclay
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okaaay....a bit like the time I opened the window to let the cat out and saw two men at the corner of the house. I closed the window and went to tell my folks only to see the same two men standing in the passage. I screamed, ran back into my bedroom and continued to scream until my mother managed to push the door open to calm me down. At lease the little old lady who came to visit me one night had a kindly demeanour and told me that all would be well with my grandmother who had bronchitis. The first incident was when I was about 12, the second I was 20 going on 21.Weird..

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curtrains replaced with reinforced conrete!

    Edwin Lesperance
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We learn not to see what is really there.

    Vivian Ingram
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's time to call the exorcist I think

    #6

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    alwaysMispelled
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually did make me cry, but my dad passed a few years ago and I still miss him soo much

    AppleDragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an apple phone. It used to belong to my grandma, but now it’s mine. Sometimes I drop my phone, and you know Apple products can be very delicate. But my phone doesn’t have a SINGLE CRACK! I think my grandma put her spirit in my phone so she could always be with me... it’s a crazy thought but I actually considered it after one time I dropped my phone a meter and a half of the ground.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids don't know they are nit supposed to see dead people until they are told to be afraid of them. I always told my kids not to be frightened to ask questions.

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would so love to have my Dad sitting on my bed! I miss him so much.

    Mugen
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    5 years ago

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    If I had a gay "father" I would see ghosts and demons everyday. Poor child.

    Virgil Blue
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were less hateful you would no longer see that demon in thr mirror.

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    #7

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is creepy! (Although the six year old most likely saw a photo and the other two joined thr chorus.)

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says creepy quite like a group of chanting children....

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So then I traded those kids in for a flesh batch.

    Mugen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have nothing to tell, then just SFU. And don't waste our time.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but this one is hilarious to me. Especially the chanting!

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    #8

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was dad's comment to that?

    Quietly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things to NEVER include in a dating app bio

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are endless proof of reincarnation.

    Jellybear
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure her dad was just teaching her how to wax her legs.

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    #9

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    Kim Shannon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I'd like to see the picture.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't tell that and not provide a pic.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more curious to know how old was the kid, that could draw a picture so good that they could see that looks like someone. Too much info missing.

    Pansexual-Pancake
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it the dream man idk what he looks like but im scared to look it up as it is night and i dont want nightmares

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    Daniel Morgan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience when babysitting my cousin, he was around 10, about midnight I heard noises from his room, went up to check and he was stood in the middle of the room staring at his TV which just had white noise on really loud, I asked if he was okay and he slowly turned around and just stared through me! he was asleep with his eyes open, but I just left him to it....never babysat him again!

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this in my sleep...during my gap year I couldn't figure out why my roommate avoided me; apparently I would sit up like this and get talkative in my native language.

    Shelbs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to babysit this little girl who would be dead asleep and then all of a sudden start slamming her head face down into her pillow. like fully asleep and she would do it like ten or twelve times and then just stop. scared the hell out of me lol I never figured out what it was cause i was too scared to ask her parents!!

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It freaks me out when one of my youngest age 10 and 12 will get close to my face while I sleep and whisper "mom" in the middle of the night. Or sometimes they don't whisper and I just know they are there. The first few times were accidental. Now they do it to freak me out.

    Pudgecat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother grinds his teeth while he sleeps and the first time I heard it I was freaked out

    Nour Slassi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time i was in my bed and my baby sister started talking in English. but we only speak french with her

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    #11

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    Victoria Yaste
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she was saying the literal name of her father was making her laugh. Like she was the true granddaughter of Kermit Dickman. Had no idea why the parents were worried.

    Jellybear
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Her grandad's name is funny?

    TheUntrustworhyEverythingBagal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she meant that the grandad was entertaining her, or making her laugh? I didn’t understand it at first either

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    #12

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    Ilona
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweetie, it's time to throw the whole kid out.

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey! We need a new kid, this one is defective.

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    Kate Schools
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder what children see/sense when they're fresh in the world. And what they're seeing without the boundaries of what's accepted. Only at this age, can we just look with wonder and awe,free from bias of what "we think we know "

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty cool. I wish I could do that.

    Noel Esquela
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    5 years ago

    If she can tell me, I'm dead.

    Kim Lorton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to ask how many dead people she actually sees?

    Mugen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at Jesus and tell me.

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she should become head coroner

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep… He see dead peoples

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    #13

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    emmahudsondoyle Report

    moose man
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'i see dead people' - that kid from the 6th sense

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How intelligent a person needs to be just to deduct, having the context, that she means, oldest kid,probably son or daughter ?!?!

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    #14

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    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far this one freaks me out the most, shudder.

    Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a time when I was volunteering at church and a kid about four came up to me and said "There's a man who lives my closet and he has no face." He then just ran off and went to play with other kids and I shut my closet doors that night.

    Pansexual-Pancake
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    creepy thing happened to me at my old house my parents have never even considered seeing that neighbor hood again after the random fire

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Keebler elves are getting dark af.

    Alexandrea Cummins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cut down the tree i'm getting poltergeist vibes

    Nour Slassi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because you have the fear of blod

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless the tree and. Send him on his way.

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    #15

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    Eric Rice
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest son had another family in the black house, but he couldn't remember how to get there...

    Leslie Jabine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when my daughter was younger she was upset about something. She looked straight up at the ceiling and said she wanted to go home. Thing is, we were already at home....

    Layla Corman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you believe in past lives (I do 100%), the belief is that you come back to learn the lessons you didn't in your previous life/lives. No doubt in my mind this kid was separated from his mom, the dark lady in the garden who is looking for him, and he died alone.

    Lynn Morello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, but that kind of thing happens when they have had a traumatic experience in their past tlife.

    Mónica Sacco
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should take him for a past lives' therapy

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    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *nightmare. If it was a night terror the kiddo wouldn't remember it.

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    Sandra Simpson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate myself for this, but I actually laughed.

    Mugen
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    5 years ago

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    they always copycat someone. because they have no own ideas.

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    #17

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    Norma
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I see sad people...

    Evil Little Thing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christa must be a terrible driver to make her grandma cry like that.

    Marlene Ricker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad. I hope it wasn't really your grandmother.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe greet her and ask what can be done to make her happier?

    #18

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    Melissa Lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats rather weirdly comforting...

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd be slightly scared and then if she started to rock me... well i'd scream for a second but then be fine probly

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This stuff makes me wonder if we should really tell children what we perceive. There was with certainty no physical person in the closet, and, unless you are superstitious, also no spirit or whatever. But the child might as well have perceived something that we perceive differently, and we should not simply say "there is no such thing".

    Daria B
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of it, I think there were cartoons that included episodes about these kinds of illusions, but in a non creepy way, rather cheerful way instead. Like it's fun that some shadows and objects can look like people and figures. I think that's a really good method of calming down both kids and adults.

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    Wasn’t Me
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sonata little, he kept telling me stories about his conversations that he would have with his great grandma... my mom's mom... problem was she does when I was 9. He could point her out in pictures from the Philippines that were taken just before she died and knew what her nickname was that all the little kids in the family called her. I was properly creeped out for a while. He stopped seeing her, but he's in his twenties now and still remembers it all....

    Wasn’t Me
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was little.. stupid spell check..??

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    Ilona
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud your calmness, good sir.

    Karen Johnston
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never sleep with the closet doors open when I was a kid, because I thought someone was in there. In hindsight, I think the clothes hanging on hangers just looked as if someone was there, and my imagination made it worse. Maybe the same thing here?

    Lisa Jameson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a niece and when she was younger, claimed to have a man in her closet. Later found out from my brother that they started having paranormal activity in the house and it got so bad that they had to get the house cleansed. Some of the stuff he told me was really freaky; TV turning on and off, his car stereo coming on in the middle of the night (when you needed the key to start it), windows rattling, footsteps down the hallway. Apparently ghosts are attracted to young children and pre teens for some reason. It was all traced to her closet.

    Kim Lorton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because adults don't always see what the kid does, doesn't mean it's not real, or not there... never discount it, and never say it's not there. Just say no, I don't see what you're seeing, but if you are afraid, you can tell me, and we can see what we need to do so you aren't afraid.

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist, that was Batman

    RoadTrippppp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist plot twist: it was his Evil cousin Manbat

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    Debrina Blackmoon
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    5 years ago

    nice if they said who Lola is

    Starbelly Eleven
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not surprised in the least it's Scotland. There's a fairy hill in Inverness with a weird legend about musicians playing all night for the devil.

    Autumn Walton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to hear more about this one.

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    Mssub71 Report

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly believe kids can see and understand things we can't.

    Jellybear
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Take in from me. (A kid, 12 year old to be exact)

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    DJ Wolfi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little (I'm 12 now) I had a friend named shany who were all black and had white skin anyways I took her to bed everynight (I slept with my parents) and they were freaked out so finally they made me sleep in my bed then that night I woke up to shany standing by my bed saying she was mad we weren't in my parents room so I screamed and told my parents and we sold that house

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you look into the history of your house? Did that actually happen? This is why I like The Dead Files. They don't leave you hanging.

    geometric_dolphin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 3 I always said that "When I was buried before they dug me up the lobsters were pinching me" I was born in Maine but moved when I was a few months old...

    DJ Wolfi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now to think of it I haven't seen her ever since we moved :/

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    kAiTLyN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petition to make all the comments here "this comment has been deleted"

    Marlene Ricker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. I wish I could see some of my beloved friends and family who have died.

    Holly Molly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he know what he looks like? how does he know that's her?

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    Kade MacNeill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was all a scheme so the child could get a cat

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    bossy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was bloody Mary!!!!

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    BloggingStaten Report

    Amanda Hunter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get help, fast. It could be a demon.

    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this isn't her friend. Sounds like it could be demonic

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    nelliesbones Report

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is time to have the "where children come from" talk.

    Keisha Washington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fastest laundry!? Scrap that plan we're buying new clothes, new house, changing our names and moving where no one knows us!

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    soozyray Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the beginning of a fantastic story. Janie grew up surrounded by friends, invisible to the world. While the rest of her class was listening to the teacher Janie was listening tothe amazing stories of her friends. They would tell her about the lives they had lead and all of the wonderful places they had been. Her friends told her what it was like to live and what it was like to die. As she got older she began to question them why no one else could see them. They told her simply, she is the cloth keeper. Janie accepted this without question for many years before finally asking what a cloth keeper was. The cloth keeper is the one who tends to the cloth of humanity woven together by our shared stories. Janie would know the stories and pull and weave the threads to strengthen the bond and enrich the human experience. Rebelling against her destiny occupied her for most of her adolescence. Then embraced her destiny and set about to do the best she could.

    Domenic Morabito
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s possibly the greatest reply I’ve ever read! I would read that book!

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    Kim Lorton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be so quick to share your fear at what kids see. They see what they see. If you ask, they will tell you honestly. Just be an adult and listen, ask smart questions and let your child know they can tell you anything. Also, to put your fears at rest, ask your child if the spirit is scary to them or tries to hurt them or is mean.. usually the answer is no. If it's yes, find some help from a legitimate psychic, and find out how to protect your child and tach them how to protect themselves. Children are amazing!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some Convents many years ago, cloth was recycled. For new shirts, dresses, trousers etc; when it was no longer useful to remake clothing, it was used as a rag or cleaning cloth. The lady who had this job was the cloth keeper.

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    Nerevar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still believe despite I'm a roman catholic that orthodoxy is closer to the original Christianity and the spirit world than then other later historical churches.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion is a lot scarier and threatening than that.

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    KillamRob Report

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this like it was yesterday. I thought there was a witch in the closet at daycare. I don't know if someone told me there was or what but I screamed every day my mom took me there and she had to change day cares. I drive by it sometimes and the the witch is the first thing I think of. .

    Moji Pagoda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was like 5 I thought there were monsters in my closet. Only thing was I grew less afraid of them over time and then I would say that they came into my room to protect me. It was Mike and Sully from Monsters Inc. There was also Good Dracula and Bad Dracula. Good Dracula protected me from Bad Dracula by putting a Bad Dracula-proof force field around my bed. Ofc, I didn’t know it was called a force field.

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    John Laurens/Gay Turtle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be able turn my back away from that. I get so paranoid if my back isn't facing the wall, or if it's facing a window

    Ritzhoneey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was a kid I use to see things in the dark, I would hear things, something moving in the closet, something whispering, the only thing that would protect me was the light... I would freak TF out if I woke up in the middle of the night and my mom turned off the hallway light, if I was completely submerged in the dark.. the things could get me.. I am now 28 years old AND STILL TERRIFIED OF THE DARK.. lets just say I would rather the extremely high power bill over chancing the dark..

    I Liek To Cute
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger, (I'm still very young but mature for my age) to get me to go to sleep for some reason I used to think that whenever I closed my eyes I would be transported to a place where I would be in a sleeping bag and there was a vampire with a cauldron who put the little girls who were pretending to sleep in it and the ones that were actually asleep got transported back because they tasted bad. I'm glad I don't take showers unless told to now.

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the exact opposite. I can't sleep with my back towards anything that I may be afraid of because I know it will creep up and get me! Just like I can't hang a hot foot/hand over the side of the bed.

    Florence Hastings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see a crying angel, don’t blink!

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    MelissaAnne_78 Report

    Vivian Ingram
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just told myself there were parrots in the attic, rolls over, and went back to sleep

    Ritzhoneey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my family rented an old home for a few months while we finished building ours. After moving in we found out the house was built by an older man who escaped a hitler concentration camp (lots of back story to the house).. Weird things would happen when my parents went out. My daughter was a new born baby at the time, I would lay her down to sleep in her crib then hear her crying from other parts of the house, every time I checked on her she was still asleep and still in the same room I laid her down but as soon as I would sit back down she would be crying from the bathroom or my sisters bedroom (my sister always witnessed these events as well).. another few times my parents would leave for the night, my sister and I would be in the living room watching a show and could distinctively hear a man and woman having a conversation at the top of the stairs (this was not a large house there was only an attic/bedroom at the top of the stairs) we would pause our show and clear as day could...

    Ritzhoneey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could still hear the conversation, it wasn't until we walked up the stairs and stepped foot in the attic/bedroom that the conversation would stop, there was never any man or woman.

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    KittyComics
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp, were selling the house, and were moving again. all today.

    backatya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in world are people so fascinated with old houses?

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    CLLFirestone Report

    nanashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the picture though...

    Cassandra Ortiz Nunez
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    5 years ago

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    Batty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep paralysis?

    Grace Walsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was good cuz it was wearing white? I feel like the color black (before I continue I would like to say I am not racist) is usually symbolized as bad but white is symbolized as good? Maybe the way it executed that was a bit bad.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming grandpa was a good man, I'd not be too worried

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    skyberfire Report

    Nadine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with this belief that if someone dies in a house it becomes haunted (or has more chances of being haunted)?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one knows but when I recently sold my mother's house because she passed away, the first thing the realtor asked was: "Did she die in this house because I will have a hard time selling it if she did...." Note: There's a shortage of houses in my country and people are paying ridiculous prices to get one.

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many ghosts believe that if they die somewhere and have unfinished business, they can't leave that premises, I find I get answers If I talk to them.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many ghosts believe that if they die somewhere and have unfinished business, they can't leave that premises. Often they are too afraid to try. People should not be afraid of them, most often they don't harm anyone.

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    slackjack
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gone from the house to the car. Time for a car wash!!

    Holly Molly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes ghosts get bored in the house and want to go out

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of times I have talked to a ghost to see if they can tell me what they are there for. A couple of times it has been that they are Spirit guides for a particular person.

    M3era
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually really fascinating.

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need a rabbi, a priest, and a witch

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    IzzieM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did your parents watch X-Files....

    Keisha Washington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grabs industrial sized chain saw, lops off the top of the house, topples it over with my foot then sets the damn thing on fire

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    Heroesinbooks14 Report

    Nerevar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda King Diamond: Them reference!

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    GoodnaturedLiar Report

    Batty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

    Holly Molly
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this supposed to be scary story? lol

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    Holly Molly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the singing nice at least?

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    aussie snowdropper
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nieces name wasn't Carol Anne !!!!

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    boredwizard Report

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    WaskelweeWabbit Report

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    DanielHeithorn Report

    Grace Walsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please people, don’t say 18 months. Say a year old or say a year and 6 months