Conspiracy theory: it’s made out of real human skin

I am about the throw up. A tree out there gave the oxigen to thr person who had this idea, and i feel sorry for it.

What does it Do when you tickle it?

How does it respond when pinched? Does the pinchee squirm to get away or grow eight times bigger and beat the crap out of the pincher.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I don’t even want to think of all the ways people can come up with to corrupt this well and innocently intended idea.

There is a ball point pen covered in some material that is supposed to make it easier to grip and more "comfortable." It feels like you are hold a small penis. It totally grosses me out.

Why is it so textured? Gross!

Nasty! what next

cant they just put fur on it and call it a day?

phone ballsack

"rally round your family...with a pocket full of....chicken skin??"

Does it say, "OUCH", when you drop it?

For all those obscene phone calls. . .

Aaaaacccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Hard pass thanks

ewwwwww

Wouldn't it be better to have a real, willing human available?

So much fun. Kids, this phone is covered in skin from granny's a**. and it's now yours.

What

Trying to prevent skin hunger, especially in these C-19 days? "You'll never feel alone, if you sleep by your phone"

google dogzillalives... https://www.google.com/search?q=dogzillalives&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjnof6vk5rxAhWVG80KHfZKAjUQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1671&bih=1134

Looks like old soap.

May be extend this tech to condoms??

For the next time you want to scream, "This ph*ckin' phone!"

Would do better in prosthetics and sex toys markets.

That would be kind of cool for someone wanting to learn how to tattoo. Other than that... nope.

I just about vomited. Yuck!!!!

Good grief! No!

I want this!

There is no non-creepy explanation for this.

Ew ew ew ew ew

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Eeewwwe

Looks like chicken skin. Why for phones?

Nope...no....never.

Wasn't this an April Fools joke ?

I get where they're coming from. Tge aliens who made this, I mean.

Now I'm curious

Glad to see our funding is going to a worthy cause.😑