The crotch nozzle was unnecessary

"Human Centipede, The Musical" under consideration

🎶just keep screaming🎶

I dare you to sleep

But at least with a friendly smile.

It's the bad design plus the blatant lie about fetal development for me.

Ummm...yeah, gonna leave this riiiiiiight here. Noping out in 3...2...

You spelled “crime scene” wrong.

𝖬𝗋. 𝖧𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗒'𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗌..

But why?

Wtf? What “real life” expression is this meant to be? Head caught in vice?

A tooth with teeth. Every child's nightmare and every dentist's dream...

A witch in a loincloth

Can we..uh, not?

His smile says a lot.

EWH

"Shove off, Barbara. You're not invited to my tea party/body building boot camp"

those eyes are staring into the depths of my soul

A great ad for dentures!

Why is everything the most traumatising on here related to Spongebob...there's a trend and I don't like where it's going....

does it eat itself or an offspring?

Great way to keeps kids out of the ice cream parlor

oh wow that's extremely cursed

Another nightmare figure, is this supposed to encourage children to eat ice cream?

the bottom of the cone placement is BAD.

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." - Elaine, Seinfeld.

Fragile. Ok, but what about us?

canniballisim

ohhhhhhhhh nnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It might be very fragile but please take it away.

"Je suis tres fragile" = "You'll hurt my feelings if you make fun of me."

NOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A cannibal

Fragile? A giant mutant ice cream cone in blue doc martens steel toed boots with a vase of the drizzling shits? I'd be passing out mirrors to melt this frosty fragile freak.

"I am very fragile."

And tgen the sides of it's face will melt off and reveal deformed irgans. Eat your veggies, kids!

cannibal alert

Is it pooping or melting?? I have so many questions...(Apparently, it is very fragile)

gods help us all

I am very fragile

Why the Germans never occupied that part of France

So much that is so wrong about this nightmare.

Pancarte inutile, je ne pense pas que les gamins aient envie de jouer avec ça !!

𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗎𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗈.

TBF, all gas masks are the stuff of nightmares.

I quite like this design and you could give it crooked teeth as you used up the chalk.

Yeah, wouldn't go in there, but if I had to, when that sucker started moving, I do think I'd be learning how to climb a mirror with my pants around my ankles.

The only reason I can think of for someone making this is that they got a burst of inspiration while watching 'The Transporter' drunk or high

.....and he judges

That is good!

Gets on, gets right off again!

That poor kid, so stoic in the face of this horror.