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I Got Messaged By A Master Hacker

Final score:

442points

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BingeFest1 3 years ago

Legend alert

144points

He's Been Begging For Weeks To Do A "Sexy Roleplay" With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now

Final score:

375points

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The Cheshire Cat 3 years ago

This girl is a legend XD

142points

The internet has given us incredible freedom to communicate with people across the globe, share our thoughts, and get to know things all without leaving the house. But it came with the price of putting too much freedom in people's hands in a virtual space where identities, actions, and accountabilities for them are often blurred.

The rise of cyberbullying and online harassment via private messages, comments, online groups, and forums has reached its peak. From impersonation accounts to hateful slurs, death threats, unsolicited messages of a sexual nature, and so on, the problem is pervasive and ever-growing.

Oh So I Just Don’t Matter In May?!

Final score:

374points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Nice one. Thumbs up

20points

Seems Like A Stable Guy

Final score:

339points

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Sasy 3 years ago

Another call to the cops, that is a threat of violence if not giving sex.

169points

My Fav Comeback To A DP

Final score:

333points

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Hello it Smee 3 years ago (edited)

This woman is a legend.

146points

And to fight it, it’s important to identify and be aware that you or someone close to you has become a target of online harassment. It’s when an abuser uses technology to harass, threaten, embarrass, or target another person. It happens on devices like smartphones, computers, tablets, and gaming systems.

Sometimes cyberbullying can be easy to spot—for example, if your child shows you a text, comment, or post that is harsh, mean, or cruel. Other acts are less obvious, like posting someone's personal information, or using photos or videos that hurt or embarrass another person.

Saw This On Tumblr, Yes Sorry On Tumblr

Final score:

309points

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Hello it Smee 3 years ago (edited)

No women ever, has wanted a unsolicited crotch pic.

371points

Hans 3 years ago

No half-sane man ever, has sent a unsolicited crotch pic. (I honestly do not get it why people do that.)

97points

Debbie Burton 3 years ago

Best response is to ask if they just sent you a pic of a child's penis? Then tell them you are reporting them to the police for sharing kiddy porn. Scare and embarrass them in the same text.

23points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 3 years ago

I think the rarest thing ever, in all of the Internet's history, has to be a solicited d**k pic.

22points

Solidhog 3 years ago

I have always thought that. Has there ever been a women in history who has opened the picture and thought "Fab! a picture of a penis."

10points

Rod Egret 3 years ago

Maybe a female crotch doctor?

10points

Jods 3 years ago

I had one, completely by mistake, from a colleagues boyfriend who was in jail. He got the wrong J. Lucky for him I didn’t tell his girlfriend but I did notify the jail that a certain inmate had an illicit phone.

3points

Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago

"...and that, kids, is how I met your mother."

3points

LMS 3 years ago

even way back in the early chat room days of 1994, men would send d**k pics.. Never understood why, or what did they think I was going to do? drool? Like they think they have just the very best one ever? LOL

2points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

EVER

2points

Alan Galr 3 years ago

But, somehow, they get SOOO many!

1point

Anonymous Panda 3 years ago

Thank you

0points

Brendan 3 years ago

Why do men send d**k pics? They're not pretty. No one wants to see that!

51points

Stephanie Keith 3 years ago

I find penises to be very sexy. But that doesn't mean I want to see it at random. Only my man's and only when I want too. Lol.

3points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

Maybe there should be a website naming and shaming these people that send unsolicited d**k pics.

25points

Katinka Min 3 years ago

The combination of whininess, pretending to be shy and awkward and then going straight to sexual harrasment makes me want to take that guys neck between my hands and just squeeze till he stops twitching.

20points

Jamma 3 years ago

Seriously. I would have blocked him at the "hand itching" part. So gross.

5points

Pazuzu 3 years ago

what kind of idiot people sends pictures of their d***s---and yes i know they are out there--as a man,myself i can,t understand it. i mean, i,m pretty sure there isnt a woman in the world thats going to go "oh my god,what a d**k, i think i have to be with this person"---

15points

Casey McAlister 3 years ago

What's with this asterisk s**t. You don't need to clear your throat, it's a text message, you doughnut.

11points

Giovanna 3 years ago

I honestly would report it straight away

10points

Jody Craig 3 years ago

hopefully shows men what idiots they are when they do this. It really is repulsive.

7points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Well done Shannon

5points

Marky Mark 3 years ago

The only time its Ok to send a d**k pic is if your dog is named 'D**k'

4points

Sivi 3 years ago

ohno they even did the rp texting XD

4points

V33333P 3 years ago

The creepy RP boys urgh. It's not cute m8, just like yer d**k

3points

Valley Girl 3 years ago

Shannon is an awesome friend!

2points

Bored Batgirl 3 years ago

Brandon is a loser.

2points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

What a creep

2points

QueenMiri 3 years ago

Creepy and disgusting. Does that ever work?!

2points

Alditekim 3 years ago

I have one too. No need to show me yours

2points

BiTaco 3 years ago

Honestly, go Shannon for not giving out her friends number! That is respect, understanding and trust right there.

1point

Blue of the yams 3 years ago

Wow imagine sending someone a d**k pick only to find out you were trying to f*ck Borat

1point

Jace 3 years ago

There’s just no sense here on the part of dickpicguy. It’s like they aren’t even participating in the same reality, just forging ahead with a fantasy, consequences be damned.

1point

Jonathan 3 years ago

This is cringey and disturbing both at the same time.

1point

Livy Gallant 3 years ago

" n o "

1point

Eslamala 3 years ago

Poor pathetic Brandon. I bet the dïck in the pic wasn't even his

1point

Emily D 1 year ago

Next he should flirt with him

0points

Wednesday 3 years ago

Even a friendzone is okay, ya know? Cause at least you know you're doing something right if a woman is willing to be a friend...

0points

Mickie Shea 3 years ago

Agreed, mustachio looks like sfbggg

0points

Noelle (he/fae/xe) 3 years ago

He sounded like he was trying to do another sexy roleplay or something

0points

MiaOokami 3 years ago

His face in the photo makes this ten times better

0points

Kryogen 3 years ago

That dude's face is priceless :3

0points

Helenium 3 years ago

if i had a £1 for every crotch pic i could end poverty

0points

Thomas Stead 3 years ago

lol

0points

Samantha PandaNotBored 3 years ago

😂

0points

My Charming Old Babysitter Feels Like I Owe Him

Final score:

302points

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BingeFest1 3 years ago

This one is f****d on a number of levels

232points

Ice Cold

Final score:

296points

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Candace Alagappan 3 years ago

DAYUMMM GURLL

77points

Harvard Business Review has reported that people of color and LGBTQ+ people are disproportionately targeted, and women are twice as likely as men to experience sexual harassment online.

PEN America, which stands at the intersection of literature and human rights to protect open expression in the United States and worldwide, has created a useful Online Harassment Field Manual that will give you more information on navigating online abuse. Most importantly, remember that you’re not powerless and that there are concrete steps to be taken.

#10

My New Self Defense Mechanism

Final score:

287points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Politics is enough to drive anyone away

75points

#11

Fancy Seggs Only

Final score:

269points

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Beuska 3 years ago

at least this is funny :)

158points

#12

Sell Me Your Baby!

Final score:

266points

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Francis 3 years ago

What the actual F*CK

264points

#13

This Was The Best Anime Character Arc Of All Time

Final score:

256points

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Francis 3 years ago

this turned kinda wholesome?!

87points

#14

I Was Super Bored And Decided To Try The "Meet New People" Feature Of Kik. Never Again

Final score:

253points

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KJ 3 years ago

Fantastic comeback.

102points

#15

After I Declined His Request For Nudes He Complimented My Boyfriend

Final score:

251points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Compliments go a long way

54points

#16

I Waited So Long To Post This

Final score:

247points

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Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

For those who may want/need this: https://imgur.com/BB6r69f

70points

#17

Show Me How Those Tits Fart

Final score:

225points

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LesAnimaux 3 years ago

What does it mean indeed

85points

#18

Haven't Talked To You In 10 Years?

Final score:

211points

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Delta of the Ice/SandWings 3 years ago

Apply cold water to burned area

113points

#19

Tinders Fun

Final score:

210points

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Francis 3 years ago

LOL

39points

#20

Ant Farm Blocked Me Right After This

Final score:

207points

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Francis 3 years ago

EWHH

76points

#21

M'queen

Final score:

181points

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Giulia 3 years ago

this dude is snapchatting with Queen Elizabeth lmao

115points

#22

This Is How I Handle A Creepy Pm

Final score:

177points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

I would've sent a pic of a cop in uniform

57points

#23

Found On Instagram

Final score:

176points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

Ooooh, look at all the raw lust dripping from these slutty headphones :D

101points

Got A Text From A Random Number Today

Final score:

176points

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Giulia 3 years ago

orrrr he could have just talked to her irl instead of being a creep. on second thought maybe it's better this way so she knows he is a creep and can block him right away

76points

#25

Smh, Who Wouldn't Date Shrek?

Final score:

165points

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Giulia 3 years ago

beside the cringe in the first message what the f**k was he trying to prove with the "wearing jeans and a t-shirt"? i'm lost

81points

#26

He Want No Bird

Final score:

152points

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Zaza 3 years ago

Maybe he'd like a booby instead?

129points

#27

Is That Clear??

Final score:

152points

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BingeFest1 3 years ago

run

150points

#28

My Friend Just Turned 21 He Wanted To Grab A Beer With His Brother And Sister. They Were Supposed To Meet His Sisters New Boyfriend. But He Ghosted Her. Well They Found Out Why He Ghosted Her The Other Night

My Friend Just Turned 21 He Wanted To Grab A Beer With His Brother And Sister. They Were Supposed To Meet His Sisters New Boyfriend. But He Ghosted Her. Well They Found Out Why He Ghosted Her The Other Night

Final score:

142points

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Francis 3 years ago

she dodged a bullet

188points

#29

#justsend

Final score:

135points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

Meh, this is nothing. I suffer from an even rarer disease - I need people to randomly give me money for no reason, or else my skin turns green and I die :(

170points

#30

There’s A Reason The App Only Lets You Message People With Mutual Interest

Final score:

121points

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ispeak catanese 3 years ago

Perfect summary. Is she a fortune teller? /s

31points

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#31

My New Standard Response To Unsolicited DPs

Final score:

58points

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Giovanna 3 years ago

That's the perfect answer!

37points

41 Year Old Demands Me To Get On My Knees

Final score:

49points

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Hello it Smee 3 years ago

It scary how easy these pedos can talk to kids.

47points

#33

The Perfect Way To Handle Creepy Pm’s

Final score:

42points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

LOL. I can imagine the panicking look on his face

14points

#34

Who Are These People?

Final score:

40points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Heywoo! Go die pwease!

29points

#35

I Hate My Old Classmates... What A Great Message To Begin The Morning

Final score:

40points

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Hello it Smee 3 years ago

Super creepy! Block him ASAP

38points

#36

Send

Final score:

39points

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Monday 3 years ago

What was this chap's plan here? "I have your nudes so send me more nudes or I'll show people the first nudes?". In what universe is that going to work?

22points

#37

My Girlfriend And Many Of Her Classmates Recieved This Desperate Email....

Final score:

35points

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Francis 3 years ago

Sir? are you serious? this must be a troll

20points

#38

My Wife's First Message On Xbox Live

Final score:

32points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

No slavery is illegal

11points

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What do you think ?

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

What the hell is wrong with the male of the species.

56points

natie marie 3 years ago

to be fair, I have seen unbelievable ladies trying to advance guy friends too. people be cray cray sometimes.

18points

Bob Belcher 3 years ago

Please don't sum up 3.5 billion people from the actions of 50. You don't hear about the rest of us because we're boring people that do nothing but work and actually enjoy our families. But that doesn't get as many likes and thumbs up.

5points

Demon Child 3 years ago

why are men

1point

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

Someone on here I guarantee will say why do they have man hating stuff again instead of actually faulting the males that do this crap.

37points

Eslamala 3 years ago

"not all men" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

29points

Troux 3 years ago

Most of these came from reddit which has a specific policy in Rule #1 of not identifying people who do this. So we can't shame them, we can't treat it like a crime. We just let them get away with it over and over again.

3points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago (edited)

ok but i only say it because you asked me in a creepy DM!

3points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

Whenever I deal with an insecure douche like these ones, I always resort to 1) the fragile masculinity or 2) the underlying homophobia most men have. Something referencing them having a small dïck or implying they're interested in other guys instead of the female they're harassing or insulting. Works like a charm.

21points

denzoren 3 years ago

Why do guys send unsolicited d**k pics....like dude wtf. That's so messed up, it's ridiculous.

13points

JessG 3 years ago

Probably because they can't get anyone to look at it otherwise

2points

Mimi777 3 years ago

Whenever I get a D pic I google a bigger one on google and I send it to them saying “mine’s bigger!” They leave me alone after that.

8points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

You are officially my hero. Can I tell my younger cousins to do that and give you the cred?

3points

Revy The Gunslinger 3 years ago

It's even scarier in real life. I had a college friend who I was interested in. We flirted a bit but I was a freshman and didn't want to get into anything serious, just books and conversation. We actually hung out on campus several times. And boom, he sent me an unsolicited d**k pic. I was so shocked that I cried. To make it worse, his face was in the pic with the creepiest grin. Avoided him after that entirely.

7points

Beans 3 years ago

That's horrible. I'm sorry you went through that. I too have gotten my share of unsolicited d**k pics... back when i was young and the internet was newish i got one in a chat room for just saying i was female. It's messed up.

4points

brukernavn340 3 years ago

When did PM become DM?

5points

Sasy 3 years ago

Since influencers and companies use them to communicate...private implies something naughty, direct implies just communication. I am making that up, but have wondered the same thing.

7points

N G 3 years ago

Some of these I wonder whether English is their first language, or if it's been written by an 8 year old. I mean, I know the spelling and grammar is not really the point, but it just illustrates how immature and pathetic these individuals are.

4points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago

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-1point

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

I send people unsolicited fish pics. Like, of my goldfish and my betta fish. And my shrimp aquarium.

3points

Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago

this is like looking into the abyss. No humanity there.

2points

keepgoing 3 years ago

These make me fear for the future of my children. Seriously. I hope they never come across weirdos like this.

2points

Monday 3 years ago

If you would kindly direct your attention upward to the posts you'll see some fine examples of how the vocal minority of the male of the species can ruin the reputation of the decent majority.

2points

Pooptart 3 years ago

Uneducated neanderthals, the lot of them.

2points

3 years ago

Neanderthals were smart.

4points

cj be like 1 month ago

These are creepy as hell, but the OP's responses made it infinitely better

0points

Rita Shapiro 3 years ago

So I guess it works like this.... rando guy views female from afar, obtains digits in an underhanded way OR becomes unhealthily obsessed with her photo on social media, then up and sends her an unsolicited pic of his deformed, unsanitary penis. When this spooks/disgusts/repels/shocks or inadvertently amuses her, he flies into a rage and becomes menacing. If this keeps up, the birthrate will plummet to zero and all pregnancies will be from AI until they can synthesize semen and then they will dispense with males altogether or just keep a few in captivity to open pickle jars. Guys, you need to shame these jerks or you risk your gender's survival. Women shaming them doesn't seem to have much of an impact.

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

0/10 no Boris Johnson here at all.

0points

Something 3 years ago

They should actually have AI to detect and block the pics.

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I have zero experience on these apps. Are guys REALLY such utter shitbrains?

0points

Janus Sanders 3 years ago

people are so strange

0points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

You wish a women would ask you anything. So sad when your masculinity is so threatened so you have to prove some kind of point in another attempt at a "gotcha" moment that falls flat and gives away exactly who you are

5points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

What the hell is wrong with the male of the species.

56points

natie marie 3 years ago

to be fair, I have seen unbelievable ladies trying to advance guy friends too. people be cray cray sometimes.

18points

Bob Belcher 3 years ago

5points

Demon Child 3 years ago

why are men

1point

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

Someone on here I guarantee will say why do they have man hating stuff again instead of actually faulting the males that do this crap.

37points

Eslamala 3 years ago

"not all men" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

29points

Troux 3 years ago

3points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago (edited)

ok but i only say it because you asked me in a creepy DM!

3points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

21points

denzoren 3 years ago

Why do guys send unsolicited d**k pics....like dude wtf. That's so messed up, it's ridiculous.

13points

JessG 3 years ago

Probably because they can't get anyone to look at it otherwise

2points

Mimi777 3 years ago

Whenever I get a D pic I google a bigger one on google and I send it to them saying “mine’s bigger!” They leave me alone after that.

8points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

You are officially my hero. Can I tell my younger cousins to do that and give you the cred?

3points

Revy The Gunslinger 3 years ago

7points

Beans 3 years ago

4points

brukernavn340 3 years ago

When did PM become DM?

5points

Sasy 3 years ago

Since influencers and companies use them to communicate...private implies something naughty, direct implies just communication. I am making that up, but have wondered the same thing.

7points

N G 3 years ago

4points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

I send people unsolicited fish pics. Like, of my goldfish and my betta fish. And my shrimp aquarium.

3points

Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago

this is like looking into the abyss. No humanity there.

2points

keepgoing 3 years ago

These make me fear for the future of my children. Seriously. I hope they never come across weirdos like this.

2points

Monday 3 years ago

If you would kindly direct your attention upward to the posts you'll see some fine examples of how the vocal minority of the male of the species can ruin the reputation of the decent majority.

2points

Pooptart 3 years ago

Uneducated neanderthals, the lot of them.

2points

3 years ago

Neanderthals were smart.

4points

cj be like 1 month ago

These are creepy as hell, but the OP's responses made it infinitely better

0points

Rita Shapiro 3 years ago

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

0/10 no Boris Johnson here at all.

0points

Something 3 years ago

They should actually have AI to detect and block the pics.

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I have zero experience on these apps. Are guys REALLY such utter shitbrains?

0points

Janus Sanders 3 years ago

people are so strange

0points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

5points