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I Got Messaged By A Master Hacker

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442points

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BingeFest1 3 years ago

Legend alert

144points

He's Been Begging For Weeks To Do A "Sexy Roleplay" With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now

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375points

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The Cheshire Cat 3 years ago

This girl is a legend XD

142points

The internet has given us incredible freedom to communicate with people across the globe, share our thoughts, and get to know things all without leaving the house. But it came with the price of putting too much freedom in people's hands in a virtual space where identities, actions, and accountabilities for them are often blurred.

The rise of cyberbullying and online harassment via private messages, comments, online groups, and forums has reached its peak. From impersonation accounts to hateful slurs, death threats, unsolicited messages of a sexual nature, and so on, the problem is pervasive and ever-growing.

Oh So I Just Don’t Matter In May?!

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374points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Nice one. Thumbs up

20points

Seems Like A Stable Guy

Final score:

339points

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Sasy 3 years ago

Another call to the cops, that is a threat of violence if not giving sex.

169points

My Fav Comeback To A DP

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333points

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Hello it Smee 3 years ago (edited)

This woman is a legend.

146points

And to fight it, it’s important to identify and be aware that you or someone close to you has become a target of online harassment. It’s when an abuser uses technology to harass, threaten, embarrass, or target another person. It happens on devices like smartphones, computers, tablets, and gaming systems.

Sometimes cyberbullying can be easy to spot—for example, if your child shows you a text, comment, or post that is harsh, mean, or cruel. Other acts are less obvious, like posting someone's personal information, or using photos or videos that hurt or embarrass another person.

Saw This On Tumblr, Yes Sorry On Tumblr

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309points

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Hello it Smee 3 years ago (edited)

No women ever, has wanted a unsolicited crotch pic.

371points

My Charming Old Babysitter Feels Like I Owe Him

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302points

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BingeFest1 3 years ago

This one is f****d on a number of levels

232points

Ice Cold

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296points

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Candace Alagappan 3 years ago

DAYUMMM GURLL

77points

Harvard Business Review has reported that people of color and LGBTQ+ people are disproportionately targeted, and women are twice as likely as men to experience sexual harassment online.

PEN America, which stands at the intersection of literature and human rights to protect open expression in the United States and worldwide, has created a useful Online Harassment Field Manual that will give you more information on navigating online abuse. Most importantly, remember that you’re not powerless and that there are concrete steps to be taken.

#10

My New Self Defense Mechanism

Final score:

287points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Politics is enough to drive anyone away

75points

#11

Fancy Seggs Only

Final score:

269points

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Beuska 3 years ago

at least this is funny :)

158points

#12

Sell Me Your Baby!

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266points

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Francis 3 years ago

What the actual F*CK

264points

#13

This Was The Best Anime Character Arc Of All Time

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256points

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Francis 3 years ago

this turned kinda wholesome?!

87points

#14

I Was Super Bored And Decided To Try The "Meet New People" Feature Of Kik. Never Again

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253points

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KJ 3 years ago

Fantastic comeback.

102points

#15

After I Declined His Request For Nudes He Complimented My Boyfriend

Final score:

251points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Compliments go a long way

54points

#16

I Waited So Long To Post This

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247points

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Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

For those who may want/need this: https://imgur.com/BB6r69f

70points

#17

Show Me How Those Tits Fart

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225points

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LesAnimaux 3 years ago

What does it mean indeed

85points

#18

Haven't Talked To You In 10 Years?

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211points

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Delta of the Ice/SandWings 3 years ago

Apply cold water to burned area

113points

#19

Tinders Fun

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210points

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Francis 3 years ago

LOL

39points

#20

Ant Farm Blocked Me Right After This

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207points

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Francis 3 years ago

EWHH

76points

#21

M'queen

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181points

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Giulia 3 years ago

this dude is snapchatting with Queen Elizabeth lmao

115points

#22

This Is How I Handle A Creepy Pm

Final score:

177points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

I would've sent a pic of a cop in uniform

57points

#23

Found On Instagram

Final score:

176points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

Ooooh, look at all the raw lust dripping from these slutty headphones :D

101points

Got A Text From A Random Number Today

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176points

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Giulia 3 years ago

orrrr he could have just talked to her irl instead of being a creep. on second thought maybe it's better this way so she knows he is a creep and can block him right away

76points

#25

Smh, Who Wouldn't Date Shrek?

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165points

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Giulia 3 years ago

beside the cringe in the first message what the f**k was he trying to prove with the "wearing jeans and a t-shirt"? i'm lost

81points

#26

He Want No Bird

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152points

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Zaza 3 years ago

Maybe he'd like a booby instead?

129points

⭐Onyx (they/them)⭐ 3 years ago

Here: https://www.shutterstock.com/search/blue+footed+booby

12points

RandomBeing 3 years ago

He should try asking for pussy next download-5...b5517.jpeg

10points

Susan Green 3 years ago

Hilarious!!

3points

Sue Phillips 3 years ago

Hahahahaha...

0points

Rissie 3 years ago

That's an amazing tit! Gorgeous coloring ;)

14points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

No, it is a great tit

8points

Ozacoter 3 years ago

I did one of my masters thesis about the behaviour of great tits. Years later I still amuse myself saying that I mastered in great tits xD I don’t even like boobs but I am that stupid

11points

LesAnimaux 3 years ago

What is he complaining about? It's a great tit.

8points

Seabeast 3 years ago

No, this is. https://ebird.org/species/gretit1

3points

Everything_Fubar 3 years ago

"What is a bird?"

6points

fabiolous 3 years ago

"Bird is the Word" - Peter Griffin

1point

Miocha 3 years ago

how about some education, sir?

6points

JenniG 3 years ago

Funniest comment thread I've read in quite a while!

3points

Mazer 3 years ago

I am laughing so hard I’m crying! Priceless!

3points

Henry Cheves 3 years ago

Sounds like he reverse image searched and was confused as to what a bird is.

2points

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

Could've sent a picture of a cockerel

2points

Zena Marsh 3 years ago

Plenty more where that came from...

2points

MIA J RODRIGUEZ 3 years ago

no BIRF

1point

LMS 3 years ago

Maybe it's a titmouse

1point

Anya Beboop 3 years ago

This is what I always do in response to that demand lol

1point

CatWoman312 3 years ago

Send vagene and bobs

1point

Emily D 1 year ago

Yes birf

0points

Ilia Bauer 2 years ago

That's a nice looking tit. Very fluffy and round. Might qualify for borb status. 10/10 would love borb pic again.

0points

A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 2 years ago

Slightly offtopic those birds are in my yard sometimes, super cute they travel in like flocks of 15 and they all go on littlr bushes and make cute clucking sounds. They're called bushtits.

0points

threecutepl 3 years ago

No birf

0points

Draga Millani 3 years ago

i thought that was a black-capped Carolina chickadee- tufted tit mouse wouldve been more clever haha

0points

Onion rings like to make your breath smelly 3 years ago

"what is a bird?," you ask. Well, it is a creature way more civilized than you are.

0points

Ruth Beaty 3 years ago

And just what the hell were some of these people thinking when they came up with these names. I mean, I know what they were thing but why? Beyond the the fact it's great for this use, lol.

0points

Demon Child 3 years ago

next, send a booby pic😏 (type of bird)

0points

Lynn Biasini McElfresh 3 years ago

It's a chickadee

0points

Šimon Špaček 3 years ago

Should send at least great tit.

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

yo do you mind if i post a great tit

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

great-tit-...d1ba18.jpg

0points

Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago

'BIRF' 'BARF'

0points

Something 3 years ago

He clearly just doesn't understand what birds are.

0points

Shoddy 3 years ago

Birfs

0points

Céline Dumont 3 years ago

NO BIRF

0points

Emilycookie 3 years ago

a bird is a small feathered animal tha has wings but can't always fly. the females can lay eggs.

0points

KellyKix 3 years ago

That's a sexy looking bird right there

0points

Erin S 3 years ago

NO BIRF

0points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

It is

0points

Half-Jewish-Doggo 3 years ago

birf

0points

Cain Hargreaves 3 years ago

Birf.

0points

Katherine Boag 3 years ago

NO BIRF

0points

kath morgan 3 years ago

NO BIRF

0points

RoseTheMad 3 years ago

Awh, it's a marsh tit :)

0points

Krzysztof Ziętek 3 years ago

Learn English you creep :P

0points

Dan Buczynski 3 years ago

NO BIRF

0points

Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago

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0points

Gandalf the Pink 3 years ago

WHAT IS A BIRD?

0points

#27

Is That Clear??

Final score:

152points

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BingeFest1 3 years ago

run

150points

#28

My Friend Just Turned 21 He Wanted To Grab A Beer With His Brother And Sister. They Were Supposed To Meet His Sisters New Boyfriend. But He Ghosted Her. Well They Found Out Why He Ghosted Her The Other Night

My Friend Just Turned 21 He Wanted To Grab A Beer With His Brother And Sister. They Were Supposed To Meet His Sisters New Boyfriend. But He Ghosted Her. Well They Found Out Why He Ghosted Her The Other Night

Final score:

142points

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Francis 3 years ago

she dodged a bullet

188points

#29

#justsend

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135points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

Meh, this is nothing. I suffer from an even rarer disease - I need people to randomly give me money for no reason, or else my skin turns green and I die :(

170points

#30

There’s A Reason The App Only Lets You Message People With Mutual Interest

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121points

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ispeak catanese 3 years ago

Perfect summary. Is she a fortune teller? /s

31points

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#31

My New Standard Response To Unsolicited DPs

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58points

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Giovanna 3 years ago

That's the perfect answer!

37points

41 Year Old Demands Me To Get On My Knees

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49points

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Hello it Smee 3 years ago

It scary how easy these pedos can talk to kids.

47points

#33

The Perfect Way To Handle Creepy Pm’s

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42points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

LOL. I can imagine the panicking look on his face

14points

#34

Who Are These People?

Final score:

40points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Heywoo! Go die pwease!

29points

#35

I Hate My Old Classmates... What A Great Message To Begin The Morning

Final score:

40points

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Hello it Smee 3 years ago

Super creepy! Block him ASAP

38points

#36

Send

Final score:

39points

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Monday 3 years ago

What was this chap's plan here? "I have your nudes so send me more nudes or I'll show people the first nudes?". In what universe is that going to work?

22points

#37

My Girlfriend And Many Of Her Classmates Recieved This Desperate Email....

Final score:

35points

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Francis 3 years ago

Sir? are you serious? this must be a troll

20points

#38

My Wife's First Message On Xbox Live

Final score:

32points

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

No slavery is illegal

11points

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What do you think ?

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

What the hell is wrong with the male of the species.

56points

natie marie 3 years ago

to be fair, I have seen unbelievable ladies trying to advance guy friends too. people be cray cray sometimes.

18points

Bob Belcher 3 years ago

Please don't sum up 3.5 billion people from the actions of 50. You don't hear about the rest of us because we're boring people that do nothing but work and actually enjoy our families. But that doesn't get as many likes and thumbs up.

5points

Demon Child 3 years ago

why are men

1point

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

Someone on here I guarantee will say why do they have man hating stuff again instead of actually faulting the males that do this crap.

37points

Eslamala 3 years ago

"not all men" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

29points

Troux 3 years ago

Most of these came from reddit which has a specific policy in Rule #1 of not identifying people who do this. So we can't shame them, we can't treat it like a crime. We just let them get away with it over and over again.

3points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago (edited)

ok but i only say it because you asked me in a creepy DM!

3points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

Whenever I deal with an insecure douche like these ones, I always resort to 1) the fragile masculinity or 2) the underlying homophobia most men have. Something referencing them having a small dïck or implying they're interested in other guys instead of the female they're harassing or insulting. Works like a charm.

21points

denzoren 3 years ago

Why do guys send unsolicited d**k pics....like dude wtf. That's so messed up, it's ridiculous.

13points

JessG 3 years ago

Probably because they can't get anyone to look at it otherwise

2points

Mimi777 3 years ago

Whenever I get a D pic I google a bigger one on google and I send it to them saying “mine’s bigger!” They leave me alone after that.

8points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

You are officially my hero. Can I tell my younger cousins to do that and give you the cred?

3points

Revy The Gunslinger 3 years ago

It's even scarier in real life. I had a college friend who I was interested in. We flirted a bit but I was a freshman and didn't want to get into anything serious, just books and conversation. We actually hung out on campus several times. And boom, he sent me an unsolicited d**k pic. I was so shocked that I cried. To make it worse, his face was in the pic with the creepiest grin. Avoided him after that entirely.

7points

Beans 3 years ago

That's horrible. I'm sorry you went through that. I too have gotten my share of unsolicited d**k pics... back when i was young and the internet was newish i got one in a chat room for just saying i was female. It's messed up.

4points

brukernavn340 3 years ago

When did PM become DM?

5points

Sasy 3 years ago

Since influencers and companies use them to communicate...private implies something naughty, direct implies just communication. I am making that up, but have wondered the same thing.

7points

N G 3 years ago

Some of these I wonder whether English is their first language, or if it's been written by an 8 year old. I mean, I know the spelling and grammar is not really the point, but it just illustrates how immature and pathetic these individuals are.

4points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

I send people unsolicited fish pics. Like, of my goldfish and my betta fish. And my shrimp aquarium.

3points

Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago

this is like looking into the abyss. No humanity there.

2points

keepgoing 3 years ago

These make me fear for the future of my children. Seriously. I hope they never come across weirdos like this.

2points

Monday 3 years ago

If you would kindly direct your attention upward to the posts you'll see some fine examples of how the vocal minority of the male of the species can ruin the reputation of the decent majority.

2points

Pooptart 3 years ago

Uneducated neanderthals, the lot of them.

2points

3 years ago

Neanderthals were smart.

4points

cj be like 1 month ago

These are creepy as hell, but the OP's responses made it infinitely better

0points

Rita Shapiro 3 years ago

So I guess it works like this.... rando guy views female from afar, obtains digits in an underhanded way OR becomes unhealthily obsessed with her photo on social media, then up and sends her an unsolicited pic of his deformed, unsanitary penis. When this spooks/disgusts/repels/shocks or inadvertently amuses her, he flies into a rage and becomes menacing. If this keeps up, the birthrate will plummet to zero and all pregnancies will be from AI until they can synthesize semen and then they will dispense with males altogether or just keep a few in captivity to open pickle jars. Guys, you need to shame these jerks or you risk your gender's survival. Women shaming them doesn't seem to have much of an impact.

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

0/10 no Boris Johnson here at all.

0points

Something 3 years ago

They should actually have AI to detect and block the pics.

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I have zero experience on these apps. Are guys REALLY such utter shitbrains?

0points

Janus Sanders 3 years ago

people are so strange

0points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

You wish a women would ask you anything. So sad when your masculinity is so threatened so you have to prove some kind of point in another attempt at a "gotcha" moment that falls flat and gives away exactly who you are

5points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

What the hell is wrong with the male of the species.

56points

natie marie 3 years ago

to be fair, I have seen unbelievable ladies trying to advance guy friends too. people be cray cray sometimes.

18points

Bob Belcher 3 years ago

5points

Demon Child 3 years ago

why are men

1point

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

Someone on here I guarantee will say why do they have man hating stuff again instead of actually faulting the males that do this crap.

37points

Eslamala 3 years ago

"not all men" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

29points

Troux 3 years ago

3points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago (edited)

ok but i only say it because you asked me in a creepy DM!

3points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

21points

denzoren 3 years ago

Why do guys send unsolicited d**k pics....like dude wtf. That's so messed up, it's ridiculous.

13points

JessG 3 years ago

Probably because they can't get anyone to look at it otherwise

2points

Mimi777 3 years ago

Whenever I get a D pic I google a bigger one on google and I send it to them saying “mine’s bigger!” They leave me alone after that.

8points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

You are officially my hero. Can I tell my younger cousins to do that and give you the cred?

3points

Revy The Gunslinger 3 years ago

7points

Beans 3 years ago

4points

brukernavn340 3 years ago

When did PM become DM?

5points

Sasy 3 years ago

Since influencers and companies use them to communicate...private implies something naughty, direct implies just communication. I am making that up, but have wondered the same thing.

7points

N G 3 years ago

4points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

I send people unsolicited fish pics. Like, of my goldfish and my betta fish. And my shrimp aquarium.

3points

Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago

this is like looking into the abyss. No humanity there.

2points

keepgoing 3 years ago

These make me fear for the future of my children. Seriously. I hope they never come across weirdos like this.

2points

Monday 3 years ago

If you would kindly direct your attention upward to the posts you'll see some fine examples of how the vocal minority of the male of the species can ruin the reputation of the decent majority.

2points

Pooptart 3 years ago

Uneducated neanderthals, the lot of them.

2points

3 years ago

Neanderthals were smart.

4points

cj be like 1 month ago

These are creepy as hell, but the OP's responses made it infinitely better

0points

Rita Shapiro 3 years ago

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

0/10 no Boris Johnson here at all.

0points

Something 3 years ago

They should actually have AI to detect and block the pics.

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I have zero experience on these apps. Are guys REALLY such utter shitbrains?

0points

Janus Sanders 3 years ago

people are so strange

0points

elStiJneriNO 3 years ago

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K Witmer 3 years ago

5points