Okay thats funny.

Legend alert

This girl is a legend XD

Nice one. Thumbs up

Another call to the cops, that is a threat of violence if not giving sex.

This woman is a legend.

No women ever, has wanted a unsolicited crotch pic.

This one is f****d on a number of levels

DAYUMMM GURLL

Politics is enough to drive anyone away

at least this is funny :)

What the actual F*CK

this turned kinda wholesome?!

Fantastic comeback.

Compliments go a long way

For those who may want/need this: https://imgur.com/BB6r69f

What does it mean indeed

Apply cold water to burned area

LOL

EWHH

this dude is snapchatting with Queen Elizabeth lmao

I would've sent a pic of a cop in uniform

Ooooh, look at all the raw lust dripping from these slutty headphones :D

orrrr he could have just talked to her irl instead of being a creep. on second thought maybe it's better this way so she knows he is a creep and can block him right away

beside the cringe in the first message what the f**k was he trying to prove with the "wearing jeans and a t-shirt"? i'm lost

Maybe he'd like a booby instead?

run

she dodged a bullet

Meh, this is nothing. I suffer from an even rarer disease - I need people to randomly give me money for no reason, or else my skin turns green and I die :(

Anudeispedia, also known as the Indian Flu, is, according to the consensus of leading Cybernetic Indian doctors, a deadly disease rampant in Cybernetic India. It's estimated to kill 130 thousand Cybernetic Indians every year. It mainly affects Indians between the age of 14 and 23. -found on google. Little trick backfired

You could photoshop a woman in say, a onsie.

disease is real it is true your skin will turn red and puke blood, but how would n*des help it

My goodness, too bad there is nowhere else on the internet that he can find pictures of nude women to treat his affliction. Although I’m not sure if he is aware that she might prefer him dying a horrific death than to keep messaging her.

Anudeispedia is literally the Indian Flu

It's an actual meme on fandom lol

Do people actually beleive this horsesh*t?

why are there horrible people?

You can't find on Google, don't search, hahahahahahahaha, dumbass loser

I mean, thats a real illness, just not what that means.