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People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife suffers from very vivid dreams/nightmares.

One night, very late, she was dead asleep while I was reading in bed next to her. Snoring away gently, I'm perusing the newest collection of Stephen King stories.

In a blink of an eye, she goes from lying on her side to sitting up straight in bed, while making a noise of "nnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

She sat there panting for a few seconds, then looked over at my terrified face.

"What?" she said.

I was only able to speak once my balls had descended from out of my chest and my butthole had unpuckered from being the size of a printed period.

unknown , Tirachard Kumtanom Report

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414points

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May 2 years ago

Love that description - I felt that, even though I'm missing some of the described parts

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People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife will hide for quite a while to scare the s**t out of me; I mean 10-20 minutes to catch me off guard. For awhile it happened when I got out of the shower.

It got so bad that I would creep out of the shower and look for her all over the house in nothing but a towel and a judo pose. There were a few times I searched all over the house only to find out she had left to go shopping.

Edit: Thanks for the upvotes! I'm glad to see I'm not alone in this...

Anastik , Alex Green Report

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410points

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Libstak 2 years ago

This is hilarious

81points

We were raised to believe that finding love will be a smooth and exciting experience. But the truth is, relationships are complicated. When we start dating, we tend to look at our crushes with rose-tinted glasses, but their flaws come to light sooner or later. Maybe your partner has mild trust issues. Perhaps they have a secret hobby you're not aware of. Or maybe they have such odd habits that it sends chills down your spine.

Very few people like to admit that some of their behaviors are strange. But the truth is, "everyone has something about them that others may not understand and label as 'odd,'" New York and New Jersey-based psychotherapist Kimberly Hershenson told Bored Panda.

Sometimes it can be hard to figure out when a person is just acting weird, and when they are making others feel uneasy. If your loved one gives you a bad vibe that makes you feel uncomfortable, Hershenson suggested thinking about what drew you to them in the first place. "What are their positive attributes? Be inquisitive. Ask them about their behavior and try to understand why they do what they do."

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife has muttered in her sleep before. Nothing very intelligible. But one night about a year ago I came in after she was already asleep, and started getting undressed.

"Hi honey!" she says in the cheeriest, most awake voice you can imagine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't faintly hoped, at this point, that I might be about to get lucky.

"Hi? What are you still doing awake? It's after midnight."

No answer. I put on my pajamas.

"Honey?" she says, as if to get my attention.

"Yeah?"

"You're gonna burn..."

I slept with one eye open that night. She did not remember in the morning.

PantsJackson , Ketut Subiyanto Report

Final score:

293points

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October 2 years ago

Once I went to bed while my ex was allready sleeping. As I get close he suddenly sits up straight, grabs both my upper arms and screams "Who are you?!". He then keeps staring at me in a rage for a full minute, while still holding my arms real tight. He was clearly mistaking me for whichever enemy was lurking about in his dream. And as my ex was a huge guy, this was pretty scary. Then as suddenly as it started, he went back to sleeping like a baby.

112points

colorxnumber , Priscilla Du Preez Report

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones I woke up around 3AM after having a nightmare about a ghost. I woke my SO for comfort, but he turned to me and said, totally serious, "there are no such things as ghosts, just giant mothmen that take you away while you're sleeping." He remembered nothing the next morning.

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254points

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Brian Abbott 2 years ago

Glass half full?

61points

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My girlfriend is incredibly talkative in her sleep. She usually says funny s**t like "tell that jalapeño to put some pants on!" But sometimes the stuff she does gets pretty creepy. One time I was on my iPad and she started laughing in this really thin, stiff, creepy horror movie kind of way and then jolted up (still fully asleep). She proceeded to look around the room pointing and laughing at things in the same creepy way. I could see her actually moving her head seeing something new each time. Then I asked her (since she is very awake in a lucid dream state) what she is laughing at...she says "all the little kids in the room are laughing at me." Typing it out it doesn't sound that creepy but I was so freaked out I jumped up and bolted to turn on the lights. Didn't sleep that well that night.

clarktherobot , Ivan Oboleninov Report

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235points

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Aubrey 2 years ago

Omg I would just simply die. In all actuality, I do this to myself, where I'm standing in a room either very late or very early... Then I convince myself that someone is either stalking me or is going to kill me if i stay. I don't know why I do this. Does anyone else relate?

60points

While misunderstandings and conflicts in relationships are inevitable, things usually get resolved through honest communication and discussion of boundaries. According to the psychotherapist, your partner’s behavior can affect your relationship only if you let it.

She asked you to think about your initial deal breakers when you were dating. "Most likely, this behavior wasn’t on there. What will help you to move past it?" What really matters is how serious and determined you are to protect your relationship and resolve this problem.

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My husband and I used to own Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock standups. Sometimes when he was in the shower, I would take the standup and quietly set it outside the shower curtain, so that when he opened it BAM there Mr. Spock would be. Kirk, being the creeper that he is, often stood over my husband while he slept, and hubby would wake up to Kirk's happy smirking mug right above him.

Man, I'm lucky to be married. I'm way too weird for my own good.

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220points

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Batwench Premium 2 years ago

Term here is “ used to own”, I wonder why they were gotten rid of?

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People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones I tend to talk in my sleep, and one morning my husband woke me up to tell me that in the middle of the night I had very clearly said, "they're in the next room...lets kill them." I guess I'm the creepy one.

pashapook , Vladislav Muslakov Report

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196points

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GoddessOfChaos 2 years ago

Well at least it’s not “they’ll kill us”

46points

Whether you see your partner acting suspicious for the first time or had to deal with such behaviors for years, it can be hard to know how to react. Hershenson explained that you shouldn’t hold your feelings back but remember to be kind. "Criticizing and putting a partner down is never the answer," she continued. "Share something about yourself that makes you uncomfortable and try and relate to your partner."

Just remember that "they are doing this behavior for a reason." Your partner may not even realize they are making you feel creeped out or they might not see it as a big deal. Whatever the reason, you should not feel this way in your relationship, so try talking to your partner and give them a chance to change.

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones It seems like every time we get into a huge fight and I start crying he gets a boner.

jamsjellies , Fa Barboza Report

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194points

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Screen S 2 years ago

What the actual f**k?!?!?

211points

#10

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones One night my spouse got up to get water just as I was starting to fall asleep. When she came back in the room she crawled around the bed to my side, and licked my hand, which was dangling over the edge of the bed. I woke up thinking a dog was in the room, saw her crouching down there and jumped out of the bed. I couldn't even speak for a minute because of how much it scared me, and she just rolled around on the floor laughing hysterically.

TheWetMop , Andisheh A Report

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193points

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Aurora C. 2 years ago (edited)

Hahahahahahaha

39points

#11

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Before we started dating, my wife stalked me. Once, she called me at 1:00AM, saying that she just happened to be on my street and found a lost dog, knowing full damned well that I have a soft spot for strays. When I came outside, she said the dog ran away, and we spent the next two hours trying to track it down. I'm starting to think that there was never a dog.

TheGreenShepherd , Gerber Cana Report

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185points

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October 2 years ago

This is kind of disturbing.

215points

#12

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My husband will do this thing where he gets naked and bends his knees and elbows and kind of shuffles toward me, rocking his pelvis and wiggling his fingers. It's the creepiest thing ever and he likes to chase me around the house doing it. The more I scream the more he does it. I don't think it would be as creepy if he had clothes on and his balls were in check.

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181points

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

Is your husband Gollum??

111points

#13

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones She'll gaze deep into my deep blue eyes and say how much she loves them...

Then quietly adds "I'm gunna cut them out and keep them when you die"

submawut , Joel Staveley Report

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174points

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Monday 2 years ago

At least she's willing to wait until you die?

181points

#14

My husband walks and talks in his sleep regularly.. The list of creepy things is endless, but the creepiest so far has been one night when he burst out in hysterical laughter in his sleep followed by, "Tell the janitor I'm sorry for the blood on the walls"

rbend Report

Final score:

169points

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Gay_Forg 2 years ago

At least he's sorry

84points

#15

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife will sometimes mumble or talk very incoherently in her sleep. Usually it's more or less gibberish and can even be cute. BUT, one night about a year ago, I kinda half woke up in the middle of the night and rolled over and found my wife on her side facing away from me. I, of course, took this as a perfect opportunity to spoon. I scooted over behind her and just as I put my arm around her she shrugged me off, almost instinctively. So not think much of it, I waited for a second and tried again. Slightly re-positioning myself I went to scoop her up again, this time however, she didn't simply shrug me off. Nope, this time, just as I made contact with her, she threw my arm off as she sat up, turned to me wide eyed, and said in an almost demonic voice, "DON'T YOU F**KING TOUCH ME!" Then she immediately rolled back onto her side motionless. Nearly sh**ting myself I pretty much vaulted to the opposite edge of the bed where I stayed the rest of the night.

The best part? The next morning I awoke in a near panic to her trying to spoon me. Asking as to why I was so squirmy, I told her what had happened during the night. She began to laugh hysterically saying she doesn't remember. To this day, I always poke her before I try to cuddle during the night.

shagginshaggy , Ketut Subiyanto Report

Final score:

169points

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The Deez 2 years ago

"*poke poke poke* Okay, good to spoon!"

113points

#16

I have night terrors. I also talk in my sleep. I also sleep walk.

In the past I have smacked my fiance's chest in a dead sleep and told him he was a bad gorilla. He has found me in the kitchen cracking eggs into a cup (and missing the cup). He asked me what I was doing and I responded with "Im preparing for labor". I've never been pregnant. Ever.

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157points

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Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

Logical trains of thought XD.

28points

#17

My husband had fallen asleep on the couch when I went to pick up pizza. I tried to wake him up and this happened:

Him: "I'm sorry"

Me: "What? For what?"

Him: "The prisoners. They wouldn't tell me what I needed so I chopped their hands off"

Me: "No you didn't, wake up and eat your damn pizza"

Him: "I cut their hands off and they couldn't eat and they died"

Me: "Seriously, what the f**k. WAKE UP"

Him: "I drove the tank and squished people"

I actually recorded this 10 minute conversation. When I finally woke him up I played it for him and he was confused but thought it was hilarious.

He was military at the time and had never deployed....That I know of..

Libertarian1986 Report

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154points

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Kristy Nelson 2 years ago

Wow

38points

ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_TRUCK , Annie Spratt Report

#18

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones She likes to hide under our bed when we are about to go to sleep. And when I stand right next to the bed she would grab my ankle and scare the s**t out of me, followed by an evil laughter and a face full of satisfaction for scaring me.

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151points

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May 2 years ago

So many wives who love scaring their husbands - is this a thing I just don't know about?

106points

#19

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Stood up every doll our girls own, in the kitchen on the counter, during the night…knowing full well I always get up for a glass of water. flipped on the lights, had a panic attack, and had doll nightmares for months

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146points

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

That isn't funny at all. Some people really don't like dolls.

51points

#20

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife has long dark hair. She likes to hang it over her face like the girl from the Grudge/The Ring and lean on the outside of the bathroom door when I'm in there taking a shower. She usually sits down on the floor and waits. I'll open the bathroom door and she'll crumple in like a corpse without making any noise. So I'll see some movement out of the bottom corner of my eye, then my brain will kick in and think something is attacking my feet, then I'll scream like a crazy man and she'll die laughing on the floor. Then I'll be paranoid for a month or two, then she'll do it 10 months later when my guard is completely down.

righteousmoss , Majestic Lukas Report

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139points

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Oopsydaisy 2 years ago

My god. This thread is full of psycho bitches.

112points

#21

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Not 'the' creepiest, but still creeps me out. He has super long toes. He can grab things with them. Anyways, we are sitting down, watching tv, and he puts his leg next to mine and grabs my toes with his toes and say 'Wanna hold toes?' No, no I do not! I hate feet

Tootsie48 Report

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136points

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Scout Finch 2 years ago (edited)

My husband can pick stuff up too and pinch with his toes. He's a Scorpio. That may be it.

27points

#22

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife occasionally tries to make visual contact with my butthole. She's never made any kind of sexual advance in that sense. Just every once in a while I'll catch her sneaking up on me when I'm naked or changing with this goofy look on her face. I'm sure she only does this because I act super self-conscious of my butt area. Usually I'll notice her and run away giggling.

She's yet to be able to confirm visually whether or not I actually have a butthole, which I guess means I'm winning.

benryhond Report

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126points

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

Gas her one good time and she will stop.

124points

#23

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My husband found an app for our pc webcam that allowed him to stream to an ancient flip phone of his. He proceeded to compliment my shirt, ask me why I changed, how my sandwich tasted...it went on for hours. I started freaking out and thought someone stole his phone and was watching me.

I'd try to call him and he'd refuse to answer the call, or he would pick it up and breathe heavily. It wasn't until I was on the verge of tears that he decided to call me and explain.

I could have killed the man.

Rebeccathy , Ernest Ojeh Report

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118points

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Oopsydaisy 2 years ago

Yeah, that's not funny. That's abuse.

110points

Ghosts 2 years ago

Yet the previous ones were "Hilarious" when the wife was scaring/stalking the husband. It was a terribly thought out prank, but not abuse. It'd only be abuse if it were regular & not admitted to.

32points

Ms.GB 2 years ago (edited)

Idk if that's meant to be abusive, it sounds more like a joke that he took too far...More stupidity than malice but I guess it depends on the person, I could see my husband thinking this was funny but if he knew I was freaking out he would definitely come clean.

23points

Marisa Varney 2 years ago

I can see it going either way. If he stopped the second he realized she was truly disturbed then it's not abuse. If he kept going even if she was obviously upset then that is abusive. It sounds like he stopped when he realized she was truly upset.

14points

H G 2 years ago

OMG get a grip. It was a one off joke that obviously wasn't funny. It's not abuse ffs. How out if touch with reality are you?

13points

Courtney Lunsford 2 years ago

No. It's funny. Coming out of an abusive relationship, if my current husband did this I would laugh my ass off. Current man is super loving but has a wicked sense of humor.

9points

Cold Contagious 2 years ago

Trying to induce that level of fear, sounds like someone that's very disturbing.

8points

Just saying 2 years ago

It's abuse if he keeps on doing it after she's told him she doesn't like it. First time sounds like a thoughtless prank gone too far.

5points

Renita Fox 2 years ago

Yes, so many red flags on these.

2points

Brian Bennett 2 years ago

Some people have killed their abusers! (Not a hint but just a comment)!

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smugdruggler 2 years ago

Rubbish. That's genius 😂 and he told her. If he'd carried on when she was freaked out then maybe it would have got abusive. But he didn't. Don't be such a misandrist.

1point

May 2 years ago

An ancient flip phone that you could stream to? I don't remember those

11points

anarkzie 2 years ago

It was before your time.

2points

Rannveig Ess 2 years ago

Not funny. And yes, "ancient" flip phones did not have the capability to stream. There was no "stream". Most ran on 2G or 3G. This guy is an abusive jerk, and he lies.

8points

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Tobias Rieper 2 years ago

you could barely get internet on those things

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

Just maim him a little and hope he learns his lesson?

2points

Allison Woodfill 2 years ago

Here ya go🔪🔪😱😱🔪😱

1point

Cath poop 2 years ago

How was that sandwich though?

1point

Eb 2 years ago

Hm. Seems like a power game.

1point

GadgetGirl 2 years ago

Maybe you should have. That's not a prank.

0points

Mickie Shea 2 years ago

Afterwords, clean the wall

0points

GramDB 2 years ago

OMG!

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Indra Servo 2 years ago

Voyeur Fetish

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Mrs S 2 years ago

Sicko

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Nandina 2 years ago

Leave the man

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Don't Look 2 years ago

Well, I suppose telling you he’s using control against you is pointless.

0points

jevais 2 years ago

Stupidity beyond reason. How cruel to treat your love one this way.

0points

Christine Jemison 2 years ago

YES😳😳😳😳😳

-1point

I Just Changed My Name 2 years ago

You can't leave this alone. Retribution needs to occur.

-1point

KT 2 years ago

lol too funny!

-2points

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! 2 years ago

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#24

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones I had a boyfriend that was very controlling. After arguing with me or yelling at me he usually wanted to have sex a short time later to "make up". Cool, except he just got done screaming at me for visiting my sister without his permission or something similarly crazy.. I would refuse and he would sit as close to me as possible and start masturbating. If I ignored him, he would start making noise, or if I told him to stop, he would yell some more. .. Yeah.. don't know why I put up with that s**t.

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113points

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Libstak 2 years ago

Do not put up with that s**t it is not normal.

156points

#25

When I met my wife, she was on some crazy ADD meds. Her MD was a f**king idiot, and had her on a super dose of adderall for mild ADD. One night, she had med related psychosis. She got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and she came back completely feral. She snarled and paced, and when she realized my presence, she tried to strangle me. Then she stopped and went back to sleep. Nothing like it has occurred in the 14 years since.

Boomerkuwanga Report

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111points

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K Witmer 2 years ago

My brother had auditory hallucinations on adderall. He would have full conversations very normal ones w people he knew.

41points

#26

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My hair is kind of long and when I brush it, it creates hairballs. I normally just throw them away ASAP but one time I was running late and just left it in the brush. When I got home, my SO was playing with it. I came over to grab it and he refused saying he felt sad throwing it in the trash as it was my hair. He kept it for a few days before he forgot about it so I threw it out.

autumnx , Karolina Grabowska Report

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110points

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

You SO is a reincarnated cat.

110points

#27

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones This is a story from me, but of one of my good friends. Apparently, the wife was working on her laptop after a long day and was obviously getting frustrated. The husband wanted to cheer her up and maybe get a little love in return. So, he went up behind her and massaging her shoulders. THEN, he leaned forward and whispered into her ear (whilst using his best sexy voice) "I saw my dad do this to my mom once..." A few seconds of unbearable silence passed and then "that was weird wasn't it"

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107points

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

Instant way to kill the mood!

63points

#28

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife has problems sleeping and tends to talk (mumble) in her sleep. The worst, however, is when she sits bolt upright screaming. This happens once or twice a year. I've also woken up to her kneeling on her pillow, batting at something on the wall, and making frustrated sounds.

witty_ , Lux Graves Report

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101points

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Bubs623 2 years ago

I have ptsd from a previous assault and there were (still are, but fewer and farther between) many nights my husband would wake up with me physically attacking and screaming that there was no way he was going to touch me or hurt me and such. He couldn't physically restrain me because that's what had happened in real life and it only made me fight harder. He learned to gently wake me up and talk very softly to me. Then I would dissolve in sobs once I woke up and remembered the dream and also felt horrible for hurting him. He's a very good man.

74points

#29

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Not married but one of my female friends is about 6'8. One day I was using her shower and had my eyes closed as I was washing my hair. When I opened my eyes I saw a face looking down at me over the shower. It scared the living s**t out of me. I screamed, and slipped, landing on my ass. As I curled into a ball and started crying, I heard her laughing like a maniac. I'm not sure why, but it was horrifying. If she would've peeked through the curtains, I don't think I would've been as scared.

MGLLN , Hannah Xu Report

Final score:

94points

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May 2 years ago

You're never more vulnerable than when you're in the shower - I would have freaked out too.

67points

#30

So I wake up in the middle of the night to my husband hitting me in the face with his pillow (he was still mostly asleep). As he's putting the pillow back under him I asked: "What are you doing?" His reply: "I don't know."

Now what makes this creepy is he only remembers removing his pillow from my face. His first thought was OMG I just tried smothering my wife in my sleep! He didn't tell me his part until I asked about it the next morning. I've given him a black eye in my sleep so we're even.

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92points

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Bexxxxx 2 years ago

I just started dating a guy…..it hasn’t even been a month and he’s already told me I fart too much in my sleep…..🥲🥲🥲

33points

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#31

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My wife waits at the bathroom door in silence when I'm s***ting and when I open the door she gets on her hands and knees and barks like a dog. Scares the s**t out of me everytime.

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88points

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karla Meixnerová 2 years ago

If you pooped properly, she wouldn't scare the sh**t out of you :D

133points

#32

I'm going to answer for my husband. One night we had his friends over and it was getting late. I told them leave whenever, they wouldn't bother me while I was sleeping. When my husband decided to come to bed he opened the door and I was lying there staring at him. He asked me, "what? " thinking I was mad at him. I didn't respond so he thought maybe I was dead. So he shook me, I glared at him and rolled over. I had been sleeping with my eyes wide open.

My husband scares the hell out of me when I'm showering. He'll pop his head in and wait for me to notice because he knows it will startle me. It got so bad one night I kept jumping at every little sound and couldn't enjoy my shower.

BlueMeanie20 Report

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76points

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

A woman’s shower is almost as sacred as a woman’s bath.

24points

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#33

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My husband likes to take pictures of my sleeping if I fall asleep watching tv on the couch. Bonus points if he catches me drooling.

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76points

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Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)

My husband does this if there are animals on top of me. I don't mind. I like seeing the pictures of my babies all curled up

28points

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#34

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones One night I brought Perfume, lotion, small things to keep at his place. I went to place them on his dresser, where I found a good size ball of my own hair.

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69points

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Iggy 2 years ago

If you didn't go straight back out the door, you're crazy. That's not a ball of hair, that's an alarm bell.

47points

#35

Was not married but long time gf, she called my college retail job using fake names to make sure I was actually at work. Like she would ask for me then ask about products. 82%.normal besides that, but she thought she was clever.

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67points

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Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

Stalker...

63points

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#36

He sometimes makes sounds like The Predator in his sleep. It is not a good sound to wake up to. I wake up in terror every single time, and he's still out cold, clicking and drooling away.

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28points

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KT 2 years ago

clicking and drooling away lol

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#37

I was asleep one night many moons ago when I woke up to find my wife laying next to me with thick rope she had bought from the hardware store teaching herself how to tie the perfect noose..........for Halloween decorations.......in September...... at 3am.

A few years later and I'm still alive...so I have that going for me.

Edit: I forgot to add that her perfect noose ended up hanging from a tree branch overlooking our driveway. My constant reminder leaving and coming home from work that I'm living with an assassin.

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Gemini 2 years ago

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#38

Woke up in the middle of the night to my husband giggling very creepily. I opened my eyes and let them adjust for a second then realized he was facing me, eyes closed, with a huge toothy grin on his face still giggling. I thought he was f**king with me so I asked what was so funny. He responded with "you're a girl!" Me - "ya okay and?" Him - "well I'm not!" Followed by more creepy giggling then silence and heavy sleep breathing. I was so confused and was fairly certain he was possessed but it hasn't happened again and he had no recollection of it.

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#39

One time years ago my wife sat bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night, startling me awake. I sat up and said to her "Hon, what's up, did you have a bad dream?"

She turns her head toward me, and her eyes were like 1000 miles away -- sort of staring through me, and she says kind of slowly, in a measured tone "Some day, I will end you." Then she laid down, closed her eyes, and went back to sleep.

I decided to sleep downstairs that night... freaked me out.

The next morning, she didn't remember any of it, and felt really bad for saying something that creepy.

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ShadowStalker36 2 years ago

im reading all of these weird things, and i can't help but think 'WHY THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL MARRIED TO THESE WACKADOODLE'S"?!

2points

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#40

My wife occasionally talks in her sleep. About a month into dating her, I was woken up by her telling me that sometimes she likes to 'take dicks and snap them like this' complete with a motion not too dissimilar to breaking a pencil in half. Thankfully, my dick remains unsnapped to this day.

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Jody Penner 2 years ago

Yikes

3points

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#41

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Sometimes when I shower I open my eyes to find my husband peeking through the shower curtain staring at me. Always creeps me out, but I think that is why he does it.

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The Deez 2 years ago

My husband did that ONE time and I instinctively hauled off and hit him! Another time, he got IN the shower with me while I was rinsing my hair and I shrieked and smacked him in the chest. He only did THAT once, too! My whole family has learned that, when I'm startled, my first instinct is to hit whatever scared me. I can't help it! They don't try to scare me anymore. LOL!

26points

#42

Sometimes my wife tries to bring a life-sized stuffed animal of Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko into bed to use as a sex toy. I mean she will SNEAK that creepy-ass bunny onto the bed in the middle of fornicating and try to get me to hump it. When I refuse she starts calling me "Frank" for the rest of our sexy time. Forgive me if I'm not willing to have a three-some with the terrifying hallucination of a schizophrenic cult movie character.

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KariLovesHerKat 2 years ago

I've no words for this.

24points

#43

My husband is an extreme creeper but this one time he told me he was going down to the store on the corner as I was changing clothes after work. I usually close my bedroom door when I change so when I heard the door to the apartment shut and his footsteps going down the stairs I figured I was alone. All of a sudden I hear this shuffling noise in the hallway and I assumed it was the cat untiI realize the cat was lying on my bed Starting to get freaked I holler out his name and no answer, I hear these other noises and am convinced someone is there so I throw open my bedroom door to find my husband standing quietly at the door listening to me in the bedroom. Scared the absolute crap out of me. I read him the riot act and he just did this creepy laugh and then pretended to leave 2 more times. I have no idea what exactly he was up to but it was more than a little disturbing.

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Oopsydaisy 2 years ago

I would leave with the cat and not come back.

25points

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#44

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones My ex-husband would get in the shower with me, just so that he could pee on me. He thought that it was really funny, I was just grossed out. After yelling at him for it, he stopped for a while and then would try to be sneaky and pee on me when I had my eyes closed to rinse out my hair.

It was super gross, and he would always do this creepy giggle when he did it.

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

Glad to know you got away.

40points

#45

Secretly pulled our midwife aside after our son was born and asked if he could "squeeze the placenta".

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Katherine Boag 2 years ago

I get the urge to squish things. Not that specifically ew, but the brain wants what the brain wants

4points

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#46

Every once in a while I will wake up to my husband calling me really creepy and telling me to stop... I never know what's going on at first. During the middle of the night I often sit straight up for a really long time and don't say a thing (completely out of it). My husband says my hair hangs over my face and I look like his worst nightmare!

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#47

My boyfriend of 5 years is completely normal and I'm the creepy weirdo. I've told this story before but i'll say it again.

I sleep talk and walk. One night i turned over to my boyfriend and said "It's the best show"

"What show?" he asked.

"The faces people make before they die"

And then I closed my eyes.

Edit: I'm not liza or lilly or whoever. I've been telling this story for years on reddit. They probably stole the story.

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#48

Nor married, but whatever. When I am in the bathroom, my boyfriend likes to creep into the hall and listen in, and then loudly declare, "I HEAR YOU POOPING!" or "I HEAR YOU PEEING!" because he knows I just can't go to the bathroom when I know people can hear. He laughs loudly when I yell at him.

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Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

Here's a little trick I like to call taking your belongings, leaving, and never returning.

11points

#49

I have an ex that would grab any piece of skin his hand was on at the time (arm, back, thigh, etc), squeeze it, and say "It wold be so f**king easy to skin you"

He would also steal money to buy crack but that's more lame than creepy.

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Kristy Nelson 2 years ago

I'm glad he's your ex.

14points

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#50

Our first kiss was not when I thought it was - on college summer break. It had actually been 3 years prior, in high school while I was sleeping on his shoulder during a long bus ride.

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K Witmer 2 years ago

Yuck what a betrayal

12points

#51

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones Not my spouse, but me.

My sister in law and I planned a out this prank to pull on my husband around Halloween one year.

I bought a bunch of fake blood and was going to put it in my bathtub and lay in it like I had been murdered or something.

I got it ready and got in and was laying there waiting for him to come in, I waited for like 20 minutes and he finally did. I just started hysterically laughing, so that was over.

The only thing he said was, "You better get out of there before that s**t gets in your vagina." Which is not something I thought about beforehand.

In hindsight, that was a terrible prank to try to pull on him. It's pretty mean.

Other than that, on April Fool's one year, I painted his bar of soap with clear nail polish so it wouldn't lather up. I also sewed all of his underwear together. He never said anything about any of it

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

These "pranks" aren't funny when it escalates to this level.

23points

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#52

My fiancé laughs in her sleep every night. She will also have completely lucid conversations about her dreams while asleep.

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18points

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Kona Pake 2 years ago

Beat cackling over your body every night.

3points

#53

People Reveal The Most Spine-Chilling Thing Their Partner Has Done, And Here’s 35 Of The Creepiest Ones She LOVES picking zits on my back

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Batwench Premium 2 years ago

This is not odd. Some of us are natural pickers.

21points

#54

She chained me up and made me a giant sandwich. Then we did the deed. I proposed yesterday :)

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Mariah Noel 2 years ago

to each their own

13points

#55

My wife told her mother, the day she met me, that she would marry me one day.

We didn't start dating until 4 years later.

For 4 years... she told a select number of her closest friends that she was in love with me.

Now... most of the time, when we tell people this story, they think it's romantic.

But it's probably the most OAG thing she has ever done.

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

Now she's a OAW.

5points

#56

Not a throwaway, hahaha, no shame.... My husband and I have a habit of creeping/lurking outside bathroom doors when the other is pissing and singing/chanting, "I CUP, I CUP". You know, "I see you pee." In earlier parts of our relationship I was (understandably?) fascinated by peeing and having control over the aim and a few times he let me hold his dick while he peed. In retrospect I understand this was probably odd.

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Scout Finch 2 years ago

It's not probably odd....it IS odd.

20points

#57

Recently divorced here. Ex got drunk as hell at a party and then wanted to go upstairs and get down. Seemed OK-ish (as far as drunk goes) up the stairs and for foreplay. Then, she got sloppy-slurry mid coitus. Started saying just nonsense s**t, thinking it was hot stuff. Then, and I s**t you not, she says, "Put... Put... Put your feet... in my ass. Put your feet in my ass!" Wanted me to choke her a little as well. Presumably while both of my size 13 feet were up her ass. S**t was not going well in the marriage to that point. Asking me to double boot f**k her up the ass didn't help.

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itzybitsy 1111 2 years ago

Sharing isn’t always caring

17points

#58

TIL: never have a bathroom without a lock.

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

1point

#59

Took a f**king s**t in the kettle.

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Remi Lanier 2 years ago

BAHAHAHAA

2points

#60

Throwaway made last week.

My husband has been through the ringer, but on one drunken night, he cried and confessed to me some of the more awful things he's done with his father. Not only had they shot up heroin and smoked crack together (while he was 16), but to get his father initiated in a biker gang, he helped him silently gas up a family's house and set it on fire. He said the whole thing was ablaze within a minute. The family was inside sleeping.

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Sinkvenice 2 years ago

All of the other entries are mainly cute pranks but this is just... wow.

25points

#61

Another "Not my spouse but me" stories.

Had a friend my wife HATED. (Later I'd learn to hate him too) So after a few months of her nagging me, one day I called her up pretending to sob, and told her, "Babe, Rudy died, I gave him some money to get some ganja, but the deal went wrong, now the cops want to talk to me, I'm scared, I don't know what to do."

I kept it up for a good 3 or 4 months. She had no idea that I made the whole story up. Occasionally we'd be riding in the car and I'd do the 1000 mile stare. "What's wrong babe?" she'd ask. "I just can't believe Rudy is dead." She'd rub my shoulders a bit and tell me it's OK, it wasn't my fault.

I thought it was time to bring Rudy in on the joke. So one day we "randomly" bumped into him. Wife gets a look on her face like she saw a ghost. "What's wrong babe?" Rudy comes up and starts talking to her.

"YOU JERK, YOU TOLD ME HE WAS DEAD!" I started looking at her all puzzled. "What are you talking about?" Rudy says, "He can't hear or see me" "TOQER CAN'T YOU SEE HIM? HE'S STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!"

"You ok babe? We better go home, you're seeing things"

I finally caved in and let her in on the joke. One of my best.

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May 2 years ago

I'd never trust this guy again - this is too far

40points

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Annamagelic 2 years ago

Really enjoyed the creepy sleep talkers, not so much the abusive jerks.

46points

TheDag 2 years ago

Some of these are hilarious other are just wrong in so many ways XD

25points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago

And others are creepy on a nightmare level.

11points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago (edited)

My ex husband tells in the most sexy voice : you smell so good, your skin is so soft, I'm gonna give you 70% discount. I turn around to face him, a bit confused just to realize that he was deep on his sleep. I used to have nightmares and wake crying or ex husband wake me up and say I was crying on my sleep.

14points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Some of you above are psycho; some of you are married to psychos. I feel like I need a shower after reading this.

10points

Paddling Panda 2 years ago

Me too. But with the door locked and barricaded.

9points

Izzy Curer 2 years ago

My husband and I are too jaded to scare each other, but I have a cat that freaks me out sometimes. She'll sit in weird places for hours without making a sound, and it always kind of spooks me once I realize she's there. It feels weird to turn my back on her after that. She has a presence my other cats don't have. We like to joke that she's not actually a cat, but some alien being in disguise that tricked us into taking her in. It doesn't help that she doesn't really act like a cat. Her 'meow' sounds like if a human said meow without trying to sound like a cat. She's really sweet though, so I kind of don't mind if she's just an alien trying to steal my soul

7points

Tina Hugh 2 years ago

I want to hear that meow. Could you put it in YouTube? It sounds hilarious

2points

Abby Parker 2 years ago (edited)

My husband sometimes talks in his sleep. I have been informed he fed the statue. What statue? The statue in the garden. We were at his mums and she has a small easter island head in the back garden. He once told me he bought 11 ships. What for?! For the army. Most recently, he yelled at something in his sleep. Jumped me awake. Once I made sure he was ok, I sniggered all the way to the bathroom xD

5points

Shane S 2 years ago (edited)

I love reading these types of things because they really demonstrate how complicated our brains are. They also remind me that humans are still animals with animal drives and instincts. Fascinating. A lot of these behaviors aren’t logical and don’t make sense, yet we are compelled to do them anyway. Reptile brains…

5points

Yettichild 2 years ago

I'm late to it, so no one will probably see it but, my sister's eyes crack open when she sleeps. It's how I could tell if she was actually asleep as a kid, but you could also hold whole, seemingly coherent conversation with her too. Sometimes she'd even sit up and open her eyes all the way while talking to you. She never remembered any of it later. Worked against me one day when we were teens. She was sleeping on the couch and I went to take a shower. I passed out in the shower briefly, but managed to crawl out and get over to her. I told her what had happened and she just looked at me and said "oh. That's not good" rolled over and continued sleeping.

4points

Poppy 2 years ago

My bf needed a nap but asked me to wake him at a certain time. I went to wake him up and he was talking to me and I had hold of his hand and he said 'Your foot is like an orang utan's foot.' I told him it was my hand and he argues with me that it was my foot. He was still asleep!

3points

celery g 2 years ago

ugh, about 90% of these people should not still be married, but in f*****g therapy!

2points

Elizabeth Woellner 2 years ago

My only other story would be, about 3 years ago my now partner (wonderful man) decided to hide in the dark of my daughters room (she was at her Dad's at this time) while I was just getting dried and dress from my shower, I came out calling his name because I needed his help with something and when he didn't answer I went to the top of stairs, I heard a noise and called his name again, he then came running full bolt at me, from the dark, I screamed so hard I collapsed on the floor and cried, he felt so bad he scooped me up and cuddled me on the spot, needless to say, he's not scared me like that since hahaha

2points

J.A. Rogers 2 years ago

All this makes me even happier I'm married to someone who would never dream of pulling any of this sh*t on me.

2points

humdrum 2 years ago

TL;DR: People asleep, spouses scaring each other like children, controlling men.

2points

TheartfulDutchGinger 2 years ago

I talk in my sleep sometimes. According to my husband I talk in my sleep quite loud. I once screamed to my husband , while he was sleeping peacefully next to me " do not get on that horse. He is dangerous!!!". We don't have horses,never went horse riding or anything. I have no idea why I said those things. My daughter got woken up once too ,because I told her ( also loudly ) to stop flying around .

2points

Arenite 2 years ago

Do none of these people have LOCKS on their bathroom doors?!

1point

Dee 2 years ago

I’ve been to places that didn’t have locks on the bathroom door (including one of my former residences) and all it takes is a butter knife to unlock a bathroom door lock (I’ve had to rescue my grandson twice when as a toddler he locked himself in and freaked out when he couldn’t open it) so even if there is a lock and it gets used it’s not necessarily much of a deterrent.

0points

Margaret Hooper 2 years ago

I once slapped my husband hard and told him that he could certainly build a garden bed for my geraniums - he could get the extra soil he would need from the dirt in my belly button!

1point

Dee 2 years ago

..while you were sleeping I hope?

2points

BORKADYMUSIC 2 years ago

I talk in my sleep according to my friends, I’ll say anything from “you put a waffle cone on a horse and BOOM he becomes a unicorn” to “we have to leave, just leave the dead body, the cops are coming”

1point

BORKADYMUSIC 2 years ago

And I’ve straight up sobbed in my sleep after having dreams about REAL CONVERSATIONS THAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS AWAKE. I replayed the conversation in the dream and friggin cried because I’d come out to my parents all over again, and all over again they invalidated my identity and made me feel like nothing.

2points

Yoga Kitty 2 years ago

I will NEVER EVER get people that like to play "pranks" on others. It is already bad enough if someone scares you unintentionally (like you did not hear them approach and they start talking to you) but if my SO would ever scare me for FUN they would be my ex that very second. That is, if they survived it at all - I have a HUGE immediate "fight" response if scared. And spare me all that "but it was Halloween!" bullish!t - prank me and you are out. No discussion. This is not a drill.

1point

Jo Choto 2 years ago

I really don't understand why so many people find it funny to deliberately frighten their partners, to the point of screaming and shaking. It's abusive and twisted and there's honestly something wrong with you if this is how you get your giggles.

1point

DDmaybeandor 2 years ago

Yeah, but you’re not their partner. Some couples get a real kick out of it. It’s one of their “things” and labeling it so negatively is SO unnecessary judgmental. Some people tear their dogs like their literal babies and through a different lenses that could be viewed as deranged. Just an example.

0points

Katinka Min 2 years ago

Hm...a lot of these aare not as funny as the posters think they are :-/

1point

Shruti 10 months ago

I don't watch scary or horror movies coz I know the whole movie is gonna reply in my dreams with me as a center piece. Every movie I have ever watched has been repeated in my dreams without fail. Don't know if it's a mental condition?

0points

Jimmy Lewis 2 years ago

There are so many examples of people not respecting their SO space. My wife had this annoying habit of eating out of my plate. I had told her over and over that I didn't like her doing it. What pissed me of was that she wouldn't ask, she would just take something and eat it. I think it was a control thing for her. The last time she did it, I lost it, and threw a screaming fit. She hasn't done it since.

0points

Elizabeth Woellner 2 years ago

I was bullied A LOT by my brother growing up and as adults we had quite a toxic relationship, I remember during my pregnancy he would bully and belittle me all the time, I remember being heavily pregnant and I had a night terror, I vividly remember in my dream, running away from someone trying to stab me (it was my brother) to get away I bit him as hard as I could and then climbed up a tree. I awoke to find my partner at the time staring at me in horror and wincing in pain, I had bit him right on the the side of his back and tried to scale him. He asked me what the f*** was going on and I sat there crying saying, i had to get away he was trying to kill me. So that was fun! Another time, also while pregnant I was told by my then partner that I stood up out of bed and screamed at the walls to shut the f**k up already, apparently I could heard mice, scratching in the walls and it made me irritated

0points

Pheolei 2 years ago

My husband sometimes has bad heartburn and sleeps on his back. Every 6 months or so in the middle of the night he will start choking/heaving and run to the bathroom to puke/ get water. It used to scare the sh*t out of me.

0points

Izzy_ 2 years ago

My husband does magic in his sleep (the hand gestures) lmao

0points

HarriMissesScotland 2 years ago

My ex was teaching math at a very small religion based school. He hated every minute of it. On more than one occasion, he would start "teaching me." I would ask him questions and he would answer back. I was laughing so hard I was crying.. Then he started telling me what homework to do. I finally told him, and he decided that he could not continue to teach, and turned in his resignation. He finished out the year, and the day after school ended, we moved.

0points

Lilith the Demon Panda 2 years ago

why "married"? just because we don't have a legal paper we don't count?

0points

Thumeka Sebaeng 2 years ago

Why do showers and sleep attract so many creepos?

0points

Tina Hugh 2 years ago

Vulnerability

1point

DDmaybeandor 2 years ago

Some of these commenters need to get a grip. Not everything is abuse, and if you just “leave” everyone you’re gonna end up alone and lonely. It’s graceless and selfish.

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Summer Mason 2 years ago (edited)

I sometimes sneek into the bathroom when he in the shower and pinch his butt. He is 6'7 manly man and screams like a small 3 year old. It cracks me up every time. He eventually laughs after letting out some words that would make a mechanic blush.

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Annamagelic 2 years ago

Really enjoyed the creepy sleep talkers, not so much the abusive jerks.

46points

TheDag 2 years ago

Some of these are hilarious other are just wrong in so many ways XD

25points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago

And others are creepy on a nightmare level.

11points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago (edited)

14points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Some of you above are psycho; some of you are married to psychos. I feel like I need a shower after reading this.

10points

Paddling Panda 2 years ago

Me too. But with the door locked and barricaded.

9points

Izzy Curer 2 years ago

7points

Tina Hugh 2 years ago

I want to hear that meow. Could you put it in YouTube? It sounds hilarious

2points

Abby Parker 2 years ago (edited)

5points

Shane S 2 years ago (edited)

5points

Yettichild 2 years ago

4points

Poppy 2 years ago

3points

celery g 2 years ago

ugh, about 90% of these people should not still be married, but in f*****g therapy!

2points

Elizabeth Woellner 2 years ago

2points

J.A. Rogers 2 years ago

All this makes me even happier I'm married to someone who would never dream of pulling any of this sh*t on me.

2points

humdrum 2 years ago

TL;DR: People asleep, spouses scaring each other like children, controlling men.

2points

TheartfulDutchGinger 2 years ago

2points

Arenite 2 years ago

Do none of these people have LOCKS on their bathroom doors?!

1point

Dee 2 years ago

0points

Margaret Hooper 2 years ago

I once slapped my husband hard and told him that he could certainly build a garden bed for my geraniums - he could get the extra soil he would need from the dirt in my belly button!

1point

Dee 2 years ago

..while you were sleeping I hope?

2points

BORKADYMUSIC 2 years ago

1point

BORKADYMUSIC 2 years ago

2points

Yoga Kitty 2 years ago

1point

Jo Choto 2 years ago

1point

DDmaybeandor 2 years ago

0points

Katinka Min 2 years ago

Hm...a lot of these aare not as funny as the posters think they are :-/

1point

Shruti 10 months ago

0points

Jimmy Lewis 2 years ago

0points

Elizabeth Woellner 2 years ago

0points

Pheolei 2 years ago

0points

Izzy_ 2 years ago

My husband does magic in his sleep (the hand gestures) lmao

0points

HarriMissesScotland 2 years ago

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Lilith the Demon Panda 2 years ago

why "married"? just because we don't have a legal paper we don't count?

0points

Thumeka Sebaeng 2 years ago

Why do showers and sleep attract so many creepos?

0points

Tina Hugh 2 years ago

Vulnerability

1point