Sadly these "Battle Unicorns" are fighting a lost battle against human cruelty.

Hell yeah. Summarized it perfectly.

Not bad, actually if you think about it, its pretty accurate.

Flamingo witches. Perfect!

Much better then being called BUSH. Imagine a family conversation - "John - Go clean your bush, its looking gross"

That will be formally known as Lord Crow thank you, but his friends can call him Halloween Eagle.

It literally is PASTA POCKETS!

And in other news, a lost hiker was mauled to death by party dogs...

Actually in german they are calles "Hand shoes". Close enoughe

Here is my resume and the list of all books I've read, and I would like to apply for the job of Librarir!

My son invented a similar one, yesternight. He said if there was a yesterday there should be a yesternight.

Some people sing too much and too loud. And the outcome isn't artistic.

Wait its not a stove pot???!!!

My 7-yr old Niece once called our neighborhood cemetery - "Obstacle course for the running souls". I shivered at the thought.

Hiw cute!

Oh, that's beautiful imagery! I am mightily impressed!

My daughter was 2 when she renamed "no frills" the grocery store. She called it "the banana store" due to the bananas on the sign. It made sense and stuck for years. As a teen she asked me why I call it the banana store still. Habit kiddo, lol

Well, given that they emit hot air outside, she's not so wrong.

Why has it become all about the eyebrows? I'm blonde, mine are invisible without dye and even then are a bit wispy and pathetic. Can't we make it all about another feature so that I can join in?

Agreed.

At first, I thought "Boo-boo trucks" meant vehicles that had been in a wreck. :-)

My father always called them the Dead Centre of whatever town we were passing. Yeah, yeah dad.

When my sister was three she would ask to be held because her "legs were dizzy". She was just tired of walking.

Rolli polli rice is beautiful. I'm still not eating it, though.

He is definitely fasting places!

He's not wrong on that.

Imaginative. Stuff goes in and comes out of both!

Give her a medal and ofcourse a cheesy omelope!

All the pups'd agree with her.. so will the kitties...

my little sister always did that. "they must have cloud machines!"

Ha ha, my little sister was the opposite, she called headphones “soundmuffs”

1.5 year old said that ???? He is going places xD!

Or Shush Mutts

🤣 rofl

coz u eat lunch and chat with your friends at lunchateria... XD

I call flour tortillas, burrito skins!

I have a phobia re "sting flowers" - age 7 i fell flat on my face on a cut down nettle bed - wearing a vest and shorts -what a mess!! -- they are just evil

My friends daughter used to call them "the white broccoli"

ooh yes...speed-DOOMinator

Just like mom

I've heard that one a few times so it must make some sense!

Well there ya go

One calls "ankles" "wrist of her leg".. your kid calls "wrists" "hand ankles"... I believe they complement each other!

Slightly less scary than bug-faced rats!

I would probably call it that myself.(NYC)

They are relative..

Just don't call it the dry hamper store

Once, my younger sister couldn’t remember what the Outlet Malls were called, so she called them “the Electric Malls”

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