That's so cheesy.

starbucks mermaid gets a crappy job

But what is "I don't like mine, can I eat from your plate? (already ate half of it)"

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

*slow clap*

This should be higher. Even his Facebook says it

The "Help." got me xD

i need to find this place.

So those 40-50 bats from other BP article moved in here?

Muahahahahàaa

This is why you don't yell at someone when they get their order wrong! Not only you're making a person's day bad. You could be screwing up a robot's day as well! We'll all blame you for their hostile takeover!

Yep. That's exactly what happened.

Very Vintage.

RIP

Thats the only way to do it. Also, you must take it out as if pulling Excalibur from the stone.

True

Offending ppl like a Boss!

badum-tish

That triangle menu has got no chill.

One day you might need an alibi.

This is awful--I love it!

My coffee yawns are clearly audible!

Bravo!

*plays John Cena theme song*

you want nutrition, eat carrots... perfect. it should be printed in McDonald too... if you want to eat healty don't f*****g go in a fast food

Best. Salad. Ever.

Irony.

ha ha the menu sign

The face of pure happiness...

hahaha, this is awesome.

just as well they weren't an ex-tractor fan

So it's L for me today.

I prefer whiskey, makes everyone drop dead gorgeous!!

Whats the secret handshake???

... But come home to find it already brown inside

The red-pink one on the bottom shelf left corner looks.........

When you're on a diet you can put empty topping on your drink ;)

the truth sometimes hurts.

God Bless Dublin and all it's humor!...and Guinness...can't forget Guinness...

Must have gone hitchhiking on a Vogon Construction ship. Hope they thought to bring their towels.