87 Punny Names That Won The Branding Game

Business names are the faces you show the world. A bland name like The Okayest Bar, This Is Where You Buy Food, or We Make Your Hair Shorter isn’t going to cut it in today’s consumerist environment where small businesses have to go beyond the limits of creativity to get noticed.

Sometimes, you have to be extra creative and come up with punny names for your business or product to get noticed. The funny shop signs you will find in this article are anything but ordinary!

Some people will claim that these funny shop names are a mistake. Nay! They are examples of the wittiest wits the internet and business world has to offer regarding creative branding. Which one is the funniest? Vote below for the best puns, or if you have any photos of punny store signage, share them with the rest of us in the comments!

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Bread Pitt

Shop sign ‘Bread Pitt’

Final score:

49points

87 Punny Names That Won The Branding Game

Bread Pitt

Windows On 14th Street

Marketing 10/10

Life Of Pie

The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up

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Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town

Fish And Chips Restaurant In England

From Rock Music To Ironing

Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons

Tequila Mockingbird

Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton

Brace Yourselves

I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No

A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York

Can You Use Any Pun for Funny Shop Names?

Are You Pho Real?

I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please

Sew It Seams

Seven Sea Of Riata

Welcome On Board!

Denim Store

This Barber In Truro Has The Force On His Side

Looks Like Obama Got Into Fast-food

Kung Food

Dolce & Banana

Absolutely Phobulous

By The Way, Do You Feel Like Eating Ice Cream At The Buy The Way?

He Was A Skater Boi, She Said See You Later I'm Off To Try To Break Dfs's Market Dominance

Eye Carumba

What About Some

Thorassic Park

Found In Godalming

Planet Of Grapes

Wind-ow Yeah!

That Is A Place That Sells Spanish Doors

I Hope Your All Spending Valentine's Day With Your...

For The Shave Of Your Life

Just Spotted Darth Vader's New Venture

Take It Easy And Go To The Tech It Easy

Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner

Master Beef

Barber Streisand

It Certainly Wood

Bamboleo, Bamboleo

They've Been In Stiff Competition With Their Rivals Mattple

Fuckoffee, Drink Tea

That’s Not Poor. Simple, Yes. But It’s Complete

For You And Only You

A New Donut Shop Opened Up In Town. My Friend Didn't Get Their Name At First

Das Wok

Pizza Huh

Pour Boy

Even The Glitterati Of Monaco Like A Bit Of Punny Business

A No Strings Attached Pun

Somehow I

Cash22

You'll Like This One

Elvis Has Left The Building

For Great Expectations

Spotted Yesterday In Swindon

Cash In, Cash Out

This Chip Shop At A Railway Station Near Warrington Is One Of My Favourites

Diversifying In To New Sectors, I See

Happy Dance After Fish And Chips In Fishcotheque

Hindenburger

Literally

Portuguese Circus

I'm Liking It!

It's Not Subway, It's Shabuway

Best Steam In Town

Sunbucks In Shanghai

Mcdnoald's

Classic In Blackpool

Well Well Well

Ah, The Piece De Resistance!

British Lbs.

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