that might open quite some doors for you

What if the owner isn't home, and you scream "ding dong" at a door for two minutes? That is sure to get you some strange looks.

I bought this one on Amazon for $12, worth every penny

LOL!

I like this idea. Brilliant .

Put this in front of your door where you clearly have no door bell and see how many people fall for it... :D

I lived o n ft hood as a youngster & my horn didn't work. A friend whonwas always with me decided she would be the horn. She'd lean out the window & yell, "honk!" It worked because no one could drive faster than 35 mph so they could hear her just fine.

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A kick on the door will have better results...trust me..I know...

Love this mat! Depending on your day, you can turn it any way you choose. Thumbs up!

I wonder if the "sales people" will ever get the message? :O

I want!

Who needs GPS. This works just fine. 👍👍

Hi Mat, I'm Walker. ;D

And thy dog shall bark for evermore.

That just about covers everything that's important these days. ;D

Hahahaha...that's mean...

Now I wonder where that 'pinhead' spy camera is located? 🤔🤔

At least we know who picked out that door mat, don't we. 🤔🤔

Tiip-Game of Thrones :D

The "UnWelcome" mat. :O

That's pure evil

Too bad the mat isn't wide enough for the door, because the center of it cannot align with the door hinge. Its not possible to get an accurate angle reading as a result. 😟😟

*Almost knocks on door* *see's doormat* *shrugs and leaves*

Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. Creature of the night.

The one on the right is looking at the one on the left like "wtf are you crying for?"

I prefer if it said "home is where the bra isn't"

Corgis are so flirtatious, just by their expressions.

...and wine!

How to get people to actually wipe theit feet :)

Blessed are the meek, for they shall...............................😊

Definitely dog lovers live here. :D

*trips on the stairs*

we have cookies...

This is a mouse pad. I have the same in purple.

My mom must have designed this :-D

Now, that's being awfully Purrrposful and Catty, don't you think?

dont worry mine too

YES!

I would be the one stupidly dancing on it, waiting for a sound.

Welcome, you've taken one bite by being here. The rest of the treat is waiting inside. 👍👍

Omg I need this for when I get pets. 😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💝💝💝

At least they have their priorities straight. 😉😜

And note the size of the mat. They don't even want you to think about wiping your feet, since you won't be coming in. 😱😱

I DO NUT have donuts.

because my back hurts

Crew only ::)

Hahaha! I need this! :P

That's one way to say "No Soliciting". 👍😜👍

Honey, I'm home!

.. and Nachos!

I am!!

i have a boyfriend..cheesy doormat

LOVE IT!!!

who snuck in a bath mat ;)

I do not want this one for sure..