Now Wile, just remember you painted it so well that a lorry might come through. So stay away from it.

Better check the weather for possibility of asteroids

This can always go either way

And so it begins...

"Not too hot or cold, please!"

Perfect thanksgiving joke

Its a great hat. A fantastic hat. A hat like no-one has ever seen. And the corner!

They should read to kill a mockingbird. Great book.

I keep going back to check, but so far that one was the only I found.

Red alert!

Be careful what you wish for!

And stay off its lawn!!!

Don't worry, he's benign.

Robert Culp and Bill Cosby unavailable for comment

Dont you diss veggie tales that was the best thing ever even if your not Christian it was so funny and had fun characters!

Clusterfun is my new Word Of The Day.

I'm now imagining somebody making all those gumballs by hand just to sell them for 25 cents apiece, back when a quarter had non-negligible value.

This is hilarious! 😂 Even funnier when read in a Sean Connery voice.

Not mutually exclusive.

Ha seams like Portland Oregon

(now we have to make one up) Oompa loompa, doopity doo, we have a little message for you

I heard that there is really dark version of this classic fairy tale, where the wolf eats all three pigs. If they would cooperate, use bricks for walls and wood and straw for roof, they would all have a safe house to live in, but because they were self-orianted swine, they all died.

the nursery rhyme never said humpty dumpty was an egg…

Maybe it already happened, and you disposed of the evidence to employ some gaslighting techniques.

I was told there's a debate between Rabbi scholars about whether it was multiple frogs or one giant frog.

No. Who's on first.

The stress of cheerfulness revealed...

Maximum non sequitur...