How do men comment without getting attacked?

#turns around - "F**k you Dave"

It's from an advert for a pregnancy test. No-one seemed to get that is was supposed to be a joke (when you really really REALLY want to be sure), so was a massive advertising fail.

What goes around comes around

where are these two men and how can i visit their house

That Harley Davidson boycott is more successful than I thought...

Just relax bro. Ain't no tourists coming in this weather...

"This wasn't what I was thinking when they said I could get rock-hard abs."

Peewee meets Amy

"I'm a failure, Doc. I'm nothing but a placebo!"

The Beagle Boys in real life

And the Darwin Award goes to...

This is what having just one baby feels like.

She needs to be rescued? This one has serious flare.

Anyone else thought about "Asterix in Corsica"?

This must be too subtle for me.

I’m pretty sure it’s difficult in the GT-R too..

"Our other horse is a unicorn. Stacey, come out of the bathroom and bring Majesty with you!"

This is what happens when both people refuse to wash dishes...

"You seen a blonde broad wid my unicorn?"

Holidays on balconia

Bonsaw

McDonald's downsizing... causing problems as the first photo was meant to be a BIG Mac with Cheese - not some small cheeseburger.

She spotted the human skeletons in the corner.

Well, if he's gonna dress like that, what does he expect?!?

"B***h! Stop sniffing my a*s! What's wrong with you?!"

Wonderwomans invisible car did cause confusion at the best of times

Little red hood riding

Don’t know why but reminded me of the droop snoot

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

Sacre bleu!

What's the story here? Looks like a stock photo