Linus Pauling won for Chemistry and Peace. I guess Peace isn't a science, but still.

Crows can recognise faces and human behaviour. If you create a stressful situation with a crow it will warn others and it's offspring that you are a dangerous person. It will also remember if you are nice to it, so will recommend you to its family and friends :) Which is why the crows who visit my garden bring their babies to eat too xx

Worth it

Did they make this into a film? If not .. why not? :D

My cat can tell when something is wrong with my mother. My cat will come wake me up.

Just when you thought is was safe to go back into the pasture.

They say you are more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark. This is true… My ex chased me with a knife once...

when I go wading in the surf on a beach day, I keep my eye out for four-foot-long tiger sharks that bite waders' feet, not annoying cows

Moooooooo!

also,more vending machine accidents cause deaths than a shark.

To be fair, no one is trying to ride sharks.

Cows are butts.

Which is why rural hospitals and EMT's need mobile x-ray and MRI units that communicate with larger hospitals with Trauma 1 units.

How many cows do Americans kill each year?

Premeditated, or does this also include heart disease?

Are they counting all the Sharknado deaths?

I always thought it was Americans who killed more Americans than sharks do

What about chairs?

coconuts do too. i drew a picture when my friend told me this. canvas-2-6...3f-png.jpg

Only in America folks. lol. Edit: I am an American so i do see the humor in all the roasts we get on BP.

So like they had committed murders before being placed there? Thrilling, tell me more!

The irony!

Legend states that the Unicorns natural enemy was the Lion and Englands' National animal is .. wait for it ... A Lion.

Born a Canadian he was in the Canadian Army and did indeed land at Normandy :)

Which is why diamonds aren't that special and people shouldn't die for them.

un excuse me do you know how slow you were going

I have a hard time just getting out of bed lol

WW2 relicts. I remember an anecdote, where a railway station was temporarily shut down because of that. An English speaking couple was terrified and asked "Do they know, who planted the bomb?" The dry (and correct) answer was "Yup, the Royal Air Force"

Can you be more vague BP please??

Bomblebee 😂😂

Why is there a buy now button am I the only one who can see it!!!??!

It's only partially true, this (and I speak from experience). If you've got cirrosis (even if it's non alcohol related) your liver never quite recovers, and the 'dead' or hardened bits never regenerate / regrow. but the other bits will compensate so it's all good unless your whole liver shuts down, then you're basically buggered unless you can find a donor / get a transplant

Well, maybe the smallest tire producer, with the most quantity.

Beats the s**t out of Star Crash.

Buutttt it smells gooodddd

I've heard that if you chew gum while studying something you will recall it easier as well when you chew gum.

HA, good one!

They build small fences at spawning season and dig in buckets. Toads end up in buckets, which are regularly (once or twice a day, I think) emptied into the next pond.

Guys, but how? Between the 7th and 8th nap of the day?

No surprise here - they're an awesome read!

thats basically me now

An ultimate introvert place.

They raise your hair. In hairier beasts, this raised hair makes them look bigger and scarier, not worth the risk. We puny humans have lost our thick hairy body covering.

How? It doesn't have a magma center, or continental plates.

That's what they want you to think

Correct, go to Ireland or the West of Scotland. Infected with redheads ....

It can certainly cure constipation 🤭

Again, more information needed. Even modern maps show Finland exist even though conspiracy theorists have found it was just made up. Seriously.

somEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

What does the "&" stand for?

Them aliens 👽 be cooking

You also lose a lot of hair post partum. It's not pretty.