I love this clap back so much!

I'll come by and sit at the same tabel so you can go to the loo!

Maybe you should go speak to the principal.

What an utter a**hole!! I hope the server was okay.

Cats are independent and dependent, but they don't generally insist on 70% of one's income. Of course, all bets are off if someone is paid in mice.

That is literally So rude! i am sorry for your loss :(

That's dark.

The land of the free.... but not in your own backyard

she'd be buying all that if it was my shop

Well when common sense goes out the window, there's always Twitter polls.

Careful ma'am your red neck is showing.

That went from 0 to 10000 pretty fast.

Entitled bitch.

Ahh the sweet sound of karma.

Oh I want to hurt this man...Please never let him be so unfortunate to come face to face with me someday.

Is that woman o-Kay?

So looking for a fry cook or a librarian?

What is wrong with some people?

Rude on so many levels.

For now... "Hand over 70% of your six figures and I'll quit"

It's because you're a succubus.

Technally single? I guess if you were married and out alone, you would be technally divorced?

Well, she’s definitely single now!

Honestly, this just sounds like a relationship that needs to end. Nobody's happy in it. Far better to be single, doing your own thing to your own tune, and living life to the full.

"Acting insecure"? He should have dumped her ass on the spot!

This just sounds like a troll.

Because you a ho

Next time make sure to inform him you're about to sleep with someone else first. Then you'll probably get a different reaction than "insecure." Or invite him along.

He's crying because he has a stupid s**t for a girlfriend.

So Obviously you are NOT his Girl Friend,

Sounds like someone needs an empathy injection. Flip this, and see who'd be crying.

Possibly he cared for you a lot more than you cared for him. Hope he's over it now.

Run! Boyfriend run!

hope the only thing you caught was another day of stupid.

Idiot!

He's dumb enough to cry. Shame on him. He should be packing someones bags....depending on who is paying the rent.

Why is he still her boyfriend? At this point he gets what he gets.

What has happened to our world?

Put a ring in that finger bro ..

Harpey

He's crying about all the missed opportunities he had to also sleep with another guy, but didn't because he thought you were an awesome person.

He dodged a bullet by finding out she's a whore now and not after they married.

technically single? ffs... hopefully she's ACTUALLY single now