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Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Hoo boy...

I'd have to go with the guy who in the span of 24 hours...

Started a fist fight with another employee (on camera, with witnesses) then called the police and said the other guy did it, trying to press charges. I just sent the video.

Trespassed on the property the following day and slurred at my boss (on camera, with witnesses), then called the police and said my boss did it. I just sent the video.

Hurt himself somehow and went to the hospital, where he told the doctor he'd been attacked at work. Doc found no injury consistent with his story and well yeah, camera...

YDAQ , Erik Mclean Report

Final score:

270points

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𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

dude wtf is this guys problem. Was he thinking "Ooh a camera lets start a fight right in front of it then say it was someone else...genius!"

69points

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone One of my ER nurses was chasing another down the hall with a scalpel in her hand screaming at the top of her lungs “I’m going to cut you b****!”

EzraSteel , NeONBRAND Report

Final score:

242points

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𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

why? Just why the hell would she do that?

80points

Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

maybe SHE was the one that needed medical assistance?(in the mind)

37points

Dariusz M. D. 3 years ago

She was a b***h and needed to be cut. Just a wild guess.

21points

N S 3 years ago

Bet there was a Doctor involved :D

14points

Heather Makemson 3 years ago

You know how workplace bs goes; somebody gets pissy, somebody retorts, there's a scalpel and what's it there for if not to "stab a b****"? I mean, who hasn't been there?

10points

Beatrice Multhaupt 3 years ago

Ever heard of the ''S'' word? Hint....s...t..r..e..s..s.. Overwork qualifies too.

8points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 3 years ago

Maybe personal reasons.

5points

Commander Rex 3 years ago

She ate the last pizza roll before the standby nurse could get one.

1point

Aurelia Grey 3 years ago

Drugs, booze, cheating partner?

0points

Jonathan 3 years ago

Some people just act impulsively as though there are no consequences. Usually people that have gotten away with everything in their life so far and nobody has ever told them 'no.'

0points

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! 3 years ago (edited)

Could be the common case of: you-slept-with-my-significant-other-and-now-i'm-gonna-kill-you-itis.

0points

Jack Centner 3 years ago

no s**t

0points

BorPand8 3 years ago

Drugs and exhaustion were probably involved too.

-1point

Shelli PL 3 years ago

Cray is cray

-1point

Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

My bet is on drugs.

-1point

Ivana 3 years ago

See guys, this is what happens when you keep taking food out of the fridge that you know isn't yours.

12points

Lupita Rodriguez 3 years ago

this is intriguing...I wonder what the nurse did to be worthy of being a murder victim...lol

6points

Tori Williams 3 years ago

medical dramas be like

6points

Night Owl 3 years ago (edited)

Medical dramas would say that's too unbelievable (reality is sometimes stranger than fiction)

7points

Josiah Beardsley 3 years ago

Yeesh

5points

Memere 3 years ago (edited)

News Flash: Nurses (and doctors!) are...wait for it...HUMAN BEINGS! With all the same human traits - happiness, sadness, jealousy, anger, fear - as the rest of us. There could be any number of reasons for the woman's behavior. And with the stress of working 12 hour shifts, and the absolute craziness that happens in an ER (A&E for European Pandas), there's a gazillion possibilities, not to mention what health care workers have been through with the pandemic going on. I hope someone got this woman some help, or at least notified the authorities!

4points

eimipet 3 years ago

My eyes be like -.- -> O.O

1point

Courtney Christelle 3 years ago

Health care is very stressful.

1point

Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago

The one running away was acriminal pretending to be a nurse, the one chasing her was an investigator who uncovered the plot to overcome the hospital and turn it into a meth lab. While she overstepped her bounds by threatning with a sharp instrument she was able to harmlessly arrest the criminal and everybody lived happily ever ater.

1point

surprised pikachu 3 years ago

well, b***ches aint gonna cut themself

0points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

And i thought grey's anatomy was not realistic😏

0points

Carole Reid 3 years ago

Kind of scary.

0points

TheHappyBookCat 3 years ago

Yeah...no.

0points

Lorelei 3 years ago

*confusion* That’s not what a nurse should be doing-I think?

0points

Kristy Nelson 3 years ago

Yikes!

0points

The weird one! 3 years ago

oh god

0points

Demon Child 3 years ago

Literally Grey´s anatomy lmao

0points

Steve Ramaekers 3 years ago

My thought 🤣

0points

Christina B 3 years ago

@JennyBee I'm sure you are a lovely person but your font honestly gives me a headache

0points

Dirtdawg79 3 years ago

OMG its the dad from Resident Evil 7!

0points

Paradise 3 years ago (edited)

I gad an employee, who before my time, angrily yelled the N word down the hallway (She is Black) in a childcare. With me there she threatened to hit someone if they narked. Company would not fire her. I had no authority to as my job as supervisor was a joke. The last one happened about 2 days before I left.

0points

Cosmetica Solist 3 years ago

this is really unsettling

0points

Physo 3 years ago

Me being me, I'd run back to them thinking I could juke them...

0points

The Dave 3 years ago

Definitely sounds like an ER nurse to me.

0points

mr. cheeto chester 3 years ago

what tf

0points

tinker bell 3 years ago

murder in prgores

0points

Daniel Mattock 3 years ago

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Commander Rex 3 years ago

Uh, yeah, attempted homicide is a decent reason to fire somebody

1point

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Once a had a guy call in sick to his restaurant/bar shift right before his shift and then proceeded to show up s*** faced drunk for happy hour during the time he was supposed to be working.

He was not a bright man.

skdubbs , Tom Chapman Report

Final score:

214points

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Traumatizedteen 3 years ago

lmao at least don't show up to where you're working!

35points

USPSA-Addict , Rusty Clark ~ 100K Photos Report

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Dumba** stole a $100 bill out of the register at the end of his FIRST shift alone on register.

Final score:

199points

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

and if he didn't, he would have been able to keep the job and make more money, but since thats on his record, hes screwed for life(most likely)

43points

speecyspicymeatball , Mirko Tobias Schäfer Report

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone I'm training a new girl. We're sitting at a computer together. The whole time I'm training her, she's scanning the perimeter around her. She's asking about this guy. Is he single? What about that guy? She's paying very little to no attention to what I'm telling her about, you know, the JOB. She's not even looking at what I'm doing as I'm demonstrating the work to her. She's rubbernecking every male who walks past.

At first I was nice. Ok did you see what I just did there? Now when this happens, we do that.
Etc etc. Her eyes were glazed over, she wasn't absorbing anything, I could tell.

Nice wasn't working. After a time, I said to her very sharply, "Are you here to work, or are you here looking for a boyfriend? Because if you're not here to work, I'm going to need to find someone else for this job (I had hiring authority)".

That snapped her into reality for about 15 minutes. I finally said it's break time. She smiled and said, "I'm going to go up to the 4th floor and see if there's any fresh meat up there."

After break time, I sent her into the fax room to collect some faxes I needed. The mail guy was in there changing rolls of fax paper. He came out of the mail room and said I think there's something wrong with your new girl. He was very nervous. I said what happened.

Apparently she was in the fax room which tended to get hot because of all the machines in there. She had perched her a** up on the edge of the table, hiked her dress up to where her underwear was showing, arched her back, unbuttoned the front of her dress, and fanned herself with the sheaf of fax pages and said, "Oh, it's just so...HOT...in here." Yeah. Like that. Like the opening of a p****.

I totally believed him. I believed she did that. 100%, she totally did that.

I called her temp agency and said she's not working out. I think this was under 2 hours.

I have stories about temps for days lol.

Final score:

187points

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Chilla 3 years ago

jeez louise

37points

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone I had to fire a pizza delivery driver because he threatened another driver with the giant rocker knife we used to cut pizzas. His reason was the other driver was gay and he didn't like his "decadent" life style.

buzz1208 , Michael Coghlan Report

Final score:

174points

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Just a person eating a potato 3 years ago

That guy needs help. Thank god his homophobic ass was fired

34points

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Years ago, at a lumber company. Had a guy, less than two hours after he started on his first day, pick up his car with a forklift and stand underneath it to see what was rattling when he drove.

woodenman22 , Wikimedia Commons Report

Final score:

172points

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

okay, i see the loginc, but still... WTF?!

51points

TheJaundicedEye , Arlington Research Report

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Not too crazy. More stupid than crazy. One of the programmers on my team was sitting at his desk looking at p***. And this is cubicle land. No offices. My Director walked into the area to talk to me and saw it. Then it was the first thing he told me about, so I got up and walked over for a look myself and there it was. Me and the Director looked at each and I said I gotta take care of this. So we walked back to HR, I told them what was going on and what we saw and they told me to fire him. So I did. He lost a $110K job for looking at p*** on his computer at work.

Final score:

172points

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Chilla 3 years ago

thats just sad

43points

#10

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Harassment. He harassed virtually every person in the department on sexual, racial and religious grounds. Human Resources put up a fight while I had people crying and quitting because of him.

Gene_Carrier , Kristin Hardwick Report

Final score:

170points

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cookie panda 3 years ago (edited)

holy frick what do ya wanna bet he never lasts more than a week in any given job

42points

#11

Not my personal experience, but one fellow contractor had a safety guy for 6 months. One weekend he took a trip out of town for non work related reasons. But used the company truck, and charged it all on the company credit card. On his way up there he ran a random person off the road, who just so happened to be one of the owners of another contractor who works closely with the one who employed this guy. Shortly after he was fired and I'm sure criminal charges were being brought against him.

A couple weeks later his wife calls his former employer saying he had called her randomly and killed himself in his truck on the side of the highway. Me and another colleague went searching for records of this guy, couldnt find anything no claims of a suicide in the local paper where he supposedly killed himself at. Thought it was wierd but whatever. It turns out this guy falsified all his qualifications and job experience.

Fast forward a month later, and I heard through the grapevine that the original contractor who had employed this guy recieved a call from some contractor across country because he applied for work there and put them down as his previous employer.

He faked his own death to get out of trouble with the company then proceeded to put them down on his resume not expecting anyone to check his references lol.

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Final score:

164points

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Stanley Yayo 3 years ago

Most stupid dumbass!

21points

#12

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone We had someone fall asleep at his desk with a lit cigarette in his hand. In a office full of cubicles like maybe... 6-7 years ago? Smoking wasn't legal anywhere indoors let alone in an office building lmao

And the first time he wasn't even fired. He was fired when it happened again!

CactusPearl21 , Jose Losada Report

Final score:

156points

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

TWICE?! wow, civilization is screwed

37points

#13

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Fired a guy for looking to pay someone to cast black magic on the owner and the owner’s family to bewitch them into giving him a raise and, ironically, never firing him. Only reason I found out was because he asked someone else in the office for help in finding a witch doctor to cast the spells and word got round. No one wanted to be in the same room as him after that.

When I confronted him he said the devil made him do it so it wasn’t his fault. I live in the Middle East. I definitely did not wake up expecting to fire someone for black magic that day. Side note: practicing black magic is literally a death sentence here.

rivanko , ArminFlickr Report

Final score:

149points

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May 3 years ago

I don't think you can be fired for using black magic where I live, as it isn't considered a real thing.

67points

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#14

I worked at a pet store, and was the lead cashier so I had to train this girl who didn’t think she had to abide by the uniform because it’s just(store name) and doesn’t count as a real job. That was a warning that despite her thinking she did need to follow the uniform rules. Then when ringing up customers she actually told customers they couldn’t buy certain items because we were running low and she planned on getting a pet soon and wanted these items. I apologized and rung them up. Second warning with me explaining how that’s not how it works and she could shop when she’s off the clock. Finally my manager fired her when she tried to steal one of the cats that were up for adoption after being told she needed to wait for approval after they do a home visit and make sure she can care for the cat. Her excuse for trying to steal the cat? Her landlord doesn’t allow pets so she wouldn’t be approved and she’d be a much better pet parent then anyone who else who wanted the cat and much better than any of the customers we got. The girl didn’t even last a week.

Final score:

140points

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Sista of the moon 3 years ago

Omg. That’s crazy.

33points

#15

When I was working at Burger King, our restaurant manager was away on maternity leave, so we had someone from another store come in over that time to fill the role.

He ended up hiring someone who had worked there 5-6 years previously (high turnover, so a lot of hiring/leaving), the few staff that had known her before she’d left hated her, but had no idea why she left. She even passed all the checks from head office before she was hired.

Restaurant manager comes back about a month after she’s been hired, takes one look at her, and RAGES. Like my RM is yelling at this girl, she’s yelling at the manager that hired her, and all the crew that had known her when she was here last. Obviously none of us knew what was going on, but it turns out this girl hadn’t left, she’d been fired, and management at the time hadn’t told anyone that, just that she’d quit.

This girl had scammed BK by pretending to be pregnant (fake ultrasounds, plans, baby shower, the whole lot) and then took paid maternity leave so she could go work somewhere else, because it was seasonal work with better pay, with the idea of having a job for the off-season to come back to.

I have no idea how she got through the head office checks, but she was fired that day. (Super impressive when you consider that I’m in New Zealand, so getting fired is usually a month+ long process here)

F***Usernames97 Report

Final score:

134points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Girls got some stone balls on her though

42points

#16

plumber

my helper and I went to do a punch list at a new home.

when the very attractive 20 something year old answered the door

I ask what the problem was, and she said,

"when I take a shower, the shower head makes a whistling noise."

my helper said,

"Hell if I saw you naked, I'd whistle too"

she complained to the super.I had no choice but to fire him.

vishumittal80 Report

Final score:

127points

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𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

eww

65points

#17

He worked at the company for 2 weeks, came to the Christmas party on friday, got s*** faced, told the HR manager that she was a s*** and would die alone (they had some previous vaguely romantic history, went on a couple of dates or something) tried to fight 2 of the customer service managers who asked him to calm down, and while being escorted out he turned to the CEO and COO and told them to go f*** themselves.

He showed up to work on the Monday talking about how fun the party was and how he had seen some people who would probably be called into HR that morning.. he was the first and only employee to be called and was sacked on the spot.

PoisonAlii Report

Final score:

124points

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Traumatizedteen 3 years ago

he spoke too fast.

19points

#18

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone I work at an art studio where we teach classes and sell pottery that our artists make for others to paint. I'm one of the artists and the manager. I started getting a funny feeling about one of my employees.. she wasn't doing anything blatently wrong, just seemed to work really slowly sometimes, request insignificant but kinda odd schedule changes, and have different break habits from the other staff. I started feeling like she was stealing but this is a really small business so I didn't have her on camera or any way to really prove it... Until she accidentally sent me a video of herself painting pieces that I MADE from her home!

ENEBZILE , Matthieu Comoy Report

Final score:

118points

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Theoretical Empiricist 3 years ago

OK, class - today's lesson is about not videoing yourself while engaged in criminal activity.

24points

#19

Some dude wasn’t making calls (his job) and I did a remote session to see what he was doing. Sent the screenshot to the boss and he came over like it was a black friday TV sale. He had been warned by me before.

Boss: Why are you job searching on my time.

Guy: I am trying to apply for my career.

Boss: I am not paying you to shop for jobs.

Guy: I want to be a flight attendant. (guy is 300lbs and not in touch with reality)

Boss: Gets red faced and walks away.

Email from boss: Get that s*** out here before I lose my temper.

Me: Hey Neil, yah, you can’t apply for jobs while you are on the clock. You need to clock out and go home.

Neil: For the day?

Me: No, good luck on your flight attendant career.

fiddlenutz Report

Final score:

116points

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Chilla 3 years ago

tbh i kinda feel bad for neil

30points

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#20

My coworker at a coffee shop.

Told a customer she didn't feel like making x drink and she should go elsewhere.

Wore cookie monster PJ pants while we had a very strict "black or khaki pants, no jeans, no leggings" policy at the time.

couldn't figure out the concept of milk?? This still baffles me to this day. Like I was trying to show her how to steam milk properly, she was off in la la land and when she snapped back into the conversation asking, "What are we doing again" followed by me reminding her and she quite literally asked what was in the gallon jug that I poured into the metal pitcher. I told her it was milk and she just looked at me, her eyes saying, '???!??!!?"

She was there for 2 days.

Final score:

108points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Sounds like she had either mental or substance abuse issues

53points

#21

At a retail job, we had a kid come in and punch in for the day then go home. Would come back at quittin' time and punch out.

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Final score:

103points

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Demongrrrrl 3 years ago

Worked in IT with a guy who would clock in at 8 am and then leave for the day, not returning until 7 pm when everyone else had left, making it look like he had been working the entire time. I only discovered this because I was doing a major project and working late a lot. My boss wondered why the guy was putting in so many hours yet getting very little done and I had to tell the truth.

7points

#22

I am a chef at an upscale restaurant, the sauté cook has a lobster dish on his station that involves a technique called deglazing that involves alcohol so in turn the pan catches on fire briefly and flames up. When you do it correctly (hard to do it incorrect) the alcohol is cooked off and the flame goes out. Every time he made this dish he would deglaze the pan, catch it on fire and then blow it out, blowing his own germs and nastiness all over someone’s food and everything in the blast radius. That was a week ago. Fired him after he did it multiple times after being asked not to. Maybe it’s because of the current state of affairs, but I couldn’t believe a trained cook would do that.

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Final score:

96points

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Busy_D 3 years ago

G e r m s ...

24points

#23

A guy told a female co-worker he wanted to take her newborn baby home with him to “inspire” his wife to have one. Dude was creepy as f*** before that, but the complaint she made to management was what got him cut loose. He denied ever having said it, despite corroborating statements from other employees and a couple customers.

Lentra888 Report

Final score:

96points

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Vanta Black 3 years ago

What the hell?

22points

#24

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone I worked at a retail store and found one of my coworkers was using the company iPad (that we used to play music and order lunches) to go on Craigslist and search for hookups. She didn’t even bother to delete the search history.

arbrady , dimitrisvetsikas1969 Report

Final score:

91points

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

oh no...

19points

#25

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone CEO ordered me to fire one of my interns because he was trying to hit on one of the other interns the CEO had the hots for.

DonkeyTron42 , Marko Milivojevic Report

Final score:

91points

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𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

:/ that's just awkward

40points

#26

I was a bartender/bar manager. This guy came in one night and said he was an aspiring DJ and asked if we would consider hiring him to come in just on Sunday nights to DJ for us. He said we wouldn’t have to pay him at first, he would just take tips and we could renegotiate after he helped to build up our Sunday night crowd.

He lasted less than 3 months. He drove away so much business and I got SO many complaints. He played the same songs every week and when people made requests (for commonly known songs), he had no idea who they (the musicians) were.

I had to fire someone who was working for free. He was a nice guy, which is the only reason he lasted as long as he did.

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Final score:

89points

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cookie panda 3 years ago

... at least he tried. but srsly get that kid in a music class

23points

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#27

I work construction, and one of the subs gave me an invoice with no receipts. Turns out he wanted 30k for 4 weeks of work without paying the companies he rented equipment/dumpsters from. I paid off the companies he owed money to and told him to f*** off

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84points

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

*face palms*

18points

#28

My assistant manager announced to a female coworker that he had officially named both of her b****, after working with her for three years. This was the second time he had said something sexual to her within a week and had to be let go. He was a 47 year old virgin who still lived with his ailing parents. I didn’t know who to be sorry for the most.

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80points

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May 3 years ago

That whole thing is both creepy and sad

53points

#29

Profanity filled road rage rant through and Ambulance PA system at a crowded intersection.

I had complaints coming in for well over a month.

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Final score:

76points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

For real? 😧

11points

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#30

The guy had somehow hung on by the skin of his teeth when caught making plastic model funny cars at his desk (pro tip: throwing a newspaper over the model doesn’t hide the smell of the glue), but when a client called complaining about our hero trying to sell him golf clubs out of the trunk of his car, he was gone.

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75points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

Wow, this guy is all kinds of stupid

14points

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#31

He kept doing yellow text on a white background for briefing slides. He was a graphic designer.

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Final score:

36points

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cookie panda 3 years ago

ouch...

6points

#32

He said, My ex wife died and there’s no one to take care of our kids. Needed a week off to sort everything out. Ex called to talk to him. Boom.

One of the guys went to lunch with short hair and came back with a ponytail down to his a**. Identical twins that were sharing the job. All the guys knew and thought it was funny. Yikes.

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Final score:

35points

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Busy_D 3 years ago

absolute value of zero ( |o| )

6points

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#33

Once had to fire someone from a testing job because they were live streaming the unannounced game with their phone right in the lab in front of everyone, after signing their NDAs. More than fired really, they are f**** for life.

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Final score:

35points

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Orange 3 years ago

damn

4points

#34

Dude I worked with badly photoshoped the face of a 40s something single mom that also worked there onto the body of some online p*** photo. He then proceeded to show it around to the other female workers like look what Woman#1 sent me you should send me stuff too. This was while he would continually brag about the girlfriend he had at home. He got fired, then dumped by his girlfriend and kicked out of their apartment.

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Final score:

35points

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cookie panda 3 years ago (edited)

wow holy crap thats a lot of after effects as well... he do be screwed

13points

#35

Might not be the craziest, but when I was working in Fast Food(Subway) I had to fire a guy for assaulting a customer. He had a bad temper. He threw the tuna scoop at a particularly difficult Karen. I had to request the customer to not press charges.

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Final score:

33points

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cookie panda 3 years ago (edited)

kinda off topic but ngl if there were a dnd character with "tuna scoop toss" then my life would be complete

27points

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#36

Had an employee that was going to get fired for simply showing up late constantly with no legit reason. During the term meeting she tells me another employee cut the brake lines in her car - it’s obvious this was to save her from being fired. She didn’t realize that something like that gets cops involved. She was termed, and then detectives showed up to her house to get statements. Of course, no evidence of lines being cut and now she’s dealing with police for making false statements.

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33points

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TheReader19 3 years ago

When you try and think fast on your feet; but your not actually able

17points

#37

They stole a $3 bottle of wine that could have easily put on the "house" check for employees.

Prep cook stole a 25lb bag of onions.

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Final score:

31points

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Chilla 3 years ago

what are they going to do with 25lbs of onion?

24points

#38

A guy was hired at the metal fab shop I was working at. He had been laid off when we were slow He was re-hired on a Friday, started Monday. Goes and does his drug test first thing. He failed. Apparently he had celebrated being rehired over the weekend. It was funny listening to my boss say, "Are you kidding me? You knew our testing policy! You couldn't wait three days??".

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Final score:

31points

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Cecilia Herrera 3 years ago

Apparently not.

3points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#39

In the early 2000's I managed a coffee shop that required the customers' names to be put on the cup. One guy looked like he was doing it but upon closer inspection on some cups he was writing an IP address.

Turns out he was running an illegal sports book out of the shop.

He did quit before I had to technically fire him because he found out I knew.

YeahIprobablydidit Report

Final score:

29points

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Cecilia Herrera 3 years ago

He gambled once too often, and lost.

6points

#40

A guy shaved/trimmed off his p**** and left them scattered across a shared desk in a shared office. When confronted, he pulled a George Costanza: “Oh, is that frowned upon?”

GenXed Report

Final score:

28points

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Chilla 3 years ago

eeeeeeeew

17points

#41

I was a florist and had a 40-something woman delivering for me. I received a call from the building manager of a brand new office building, with only one tenant, telling me my driver wrote on the elevator wall with a sharpie. They had video showing that she was the only person to use the elevator during the time the vandalism took place.

The worst part for me was, this happened a few days before Valentine's Day.

formerPhillyguy Report

Final score:

27points

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𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

what did it say??

7points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#42

I work for a hotel. Had to fire 2 separate employees on 2 different occasions for letting people in vacant rooms to smoke c**** and steal from the rooms.

The2500 Report

Final score:

25points

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Theoretical Empiricist 3 years ago

This censorship is going overboard. Makes me wonder what they were really smoking.

6points

#43

Manager showed up drunk to an overnight shift he wasn’t working and then got into a fight with 2 associates. Begged my associate manager not to tell me what happened. Didn’t seem to remember there were cameras all over the store.

Oh, also the other manager at another job who sexually harassed 3 different employees and got a 4th pregnant. (The first 3 came forward once we began an investigation after the 4th told us about the pregnancy.)

guiltyofnothing Report

Final score:

25points

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cookie panda 3 years ago

w o w

5points

#44

A coworker at a camp I used to work at got fired for posting 300+ photos of people with disabilities on her Facebook page without consent.

ButterClaw Report

Final score:

24points

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Melinda Showalter 3 years ago

hopefully also got criminal charges

8points

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

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#45

Told him he had to wait a day or two to have his logins created. He decided he would try to hack in without telling anyone in an effort to impress us. He was not successful and was shown the door promptly.

Ghenges Report

Final score:

24points

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SoozeeQ 3 years ago

I don't understand this one. Surely, IT were informed of a new employee starting, before he arrived? At every job I've ever had, the login details were always there on the first day that I started.

10points

#46

She didn't show up for her first shift, then tried to blame us for it, then refused to turn in her uniform and key.

FIRST SHIFT. What the hell lady?

Okay first solo shift, she showed up for the 2 training shifts before that, but still I can't believe it

DaughterEarth Report

Final score:

23points

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Cecilia Herrera 3 years ago

Maybe she thought that the training was a full week's job? /s

2points

#47

Because she saw her friends partner cheating in the pub and she told her friend. Cheating girl came into the pub during the middle of lunch service and made a massive scene threatening to smash up the pub and the girl. She was kept safe in a room and let go. Poor girl didn't deserve to lose her job

HeyGuysHowWasJail Report

Final score:

21points

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Natalia A 3 years ago

I'm confused by this. So, the member of staff saw her friend's partner cheating, and told her friend. Surely that shouldn't have gotten her fired?

14points

#48

The saddest was a lady that smelled like alcohol pretty frequently. I don't think she was drunk on the job (maybe some shots done at lunch combined with sweating out the prior night). But the other members of the team started to complain about it and it was becoming disruptive.

diegojones4 Report

Final score:

19points

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Busy_D 3 years ago

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! (this is a joke.)

6points

Having started as a content creator that made articles for Bored Panda from scratch I climbed my way up to being and editor and then had team lead responsibilities added as well. So it was a pretty natural transition from writing articles and titles as well as preparing the visual part for the articles to making sure others are doing those same tasks as I did before well, answering their questions and guiding them when needed. Eventually I realized editing gives me the most enjoyment and I'm focusing only on that right now.

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Lukas is a photo editor at Bored Panda. 4th year in Vilnius Gediminas Technical University as a graphic designer. Can do whatever he sets his mind to.

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Carol Emory 3 years ago (edited)

Worked for Nintendo of America and got to go to my first company Christmas Party. Food was great, first 3 alcohol drinks were free. In the ball room, two of the executives (husband and wife) were dressed as Mr and Mrs Claus for pictures. One guy had collected drink tickets from his friends and was smashed drunk. He goes and sits down on Mrs. Claus's lap, then tried to grab her boobs...at which time Mr.Claus stood up and said "I don't care who I work for, you get your God D*** hand off my wife!" The employee was escorted out by security. On Monday he found a pink slip where his badge used to be at the security station.

11points

Mimi M 3 years ago

Some of these people I just feel bad for... Others not so much.

5points

JCRocks 3 years ago

I got a job at a private college and found out I was replacing a guy who was fired for serious sexual harassment claims. I was tasked with helping in the investigation. He had a pregnant fiancee, but slept with a student and when she became pregnant and their relationship discovered, he was fired. The full truth was much worse. When I put new rules into place one of his former employees (now under me) started screaming at me that I shouldn't even be there because the guy and Student A were "in love," my supervisor came in and went off! "Really? X and Student A are in love? What about Students B, C, D and E who also came forward with allegations? What about the fact that he hired peer "tutors" who were failing their classes because he was buying drugs from them and was using school money to pay them? What about the fact that he went to student parties on campus and bought underage kids alcohol... and then tried to sleep with them?" No one complained about the new rules after that.

4points

JCRocks 3 years ago

When they fired him, they didn't give him time to clean out his office, and I found boxes of bad poems and songs written to students, printed out with different names on each copy. A bunch of students dropped out because of him. It was so sad.

2points

Zophra 3 years ago

I was at my yearly gyn. appt. The initial nurse who was taking my blood pressure,etc. then pulls out a catalog and tells me she sells sex toys and would I be interested? She also does ladies' "tool" parties. I didn't report her to the practice, but she couldn't have lasted long...

4points

Chilla 3 years ago

reminds me of the coworker from hell article

4points

Shafia Mallik 3 years ago

yeah

0points

Lori Reese 3 years ago

I worked on a golf course. Laboring, hard work. One day a heavy set dude rolls up and says he got hired and whoop, whoop wasn't it a good day to get to work!!! So he was put to some light duty, raking or cleaning sand traps. By lunchtime he was a sweating pig and very red. He came in the shop, said nothing except F You guys and F this place! and he was gone.

3points

Paradise 3 years ago

I had a staff who passed her working intveriew with me. She had to be in my supervision until her background check went through, about a month. In that time I compiled 3 pages of front/back documentation of her shitty behavior. Nobody liked her so it was not just me. Discovered she went to my supervisors to have a meeting becsuse she had a problem w/me. I made aware during a complaint I made (as I couldn't fire) and I told the employee I would be there. On one hand I shouldn't and it would have been great to see a reaction when she saw me. She decided not to show to her own meeting she set up, but it may have been because shortly after she called to tell me her background check did not go through because of an assault. Months later I left the company and she texted me saying she was now clear to return. I told her I was not there but to my knowledge she was not welcomed back anyway. Then I messaged HR and told them she was trying again. I don't think they would have rehired her.

3points

Robin DJW 3 years ago

This big angry colleague cornered me in my office and ranted about some issue he was having and that every one was out to get him. He lunged at me several times, backing off before the touched me. So no battery, but definitely assault. This came right out of nowhere -- I had no idea he was having issues. When I could finally get around him and escape, I reported to my boss. I guess there had been other complaints, because a week later he was gone.

2points

danielw 3 years ago

it took that long?? wow. This sounds like a perfect set up in the workplace violence training videos our vendors try to sell us. the only thing missing is that the guy is 'quiet' and a 'loaner'.

1point

Thomas 3 years ago

We had one guy that showed up to the interview with his dad as a coach. Despite the red flag, we decided to do a trial anyways. On his first day, he decided he liked another project better in the company and went to sit with that other team which assumed they'd just been assigned a new guy. That was his only day there.

2points

Seabeast 3 years ago

I had a nutty coworker who decided the washrooms in the building weren't good enough. He lived a few blocks away and walked home every time he needed to go to the bathroom. This was on top of ranting nonstop all day long about his grievances and sneering at the rest of us for being inferior to him. I think he quit just before he got canned.

2points

Jeffrey Crawley 3 months ago

From the UK. Young woman in our engineering admin section went home to Irelland for a holiday and got ill - really bad bronchitis - and call in to tell the office. Rule was that if you were ill you were ill and could have the holiday dates you were sick on returned to you. She then sent a postcard to her bestie in the office from . . . . Disneyland! "Having a great time, wish you were here . . . " Bye bye, missy, bye bye.

0points

Random Anon 3 years ago

Every time I read lists like these I wonder how on earth some of these people live long enough to get a job. The utter lack of common sense is too uncanny.

0points

Fred L. 3 years ago

Some creeps, some idiots, some unfortunates and so many superfluously censored words.

0points

Darcey Me 3 years ago

Owner of the company points to a guy across the warehouse and tells me to fire. He'd been told to pull his pants up too many times. Got it all straight in my head, walked, delivered the news, thank him for his time as I walk him out. Owner is laughing his a** off. I fire the wrong guy. They were standing together when owner was pointing. Turns out he quit as soon as I fired his buddy.

0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

What happened to wrongfully fired guy? Did he lost his job for your incompetence? Did you guy tried to get him back? Your boss is an asshole for laughing at someone losing job for no reason. So are you if you didn't tried to correct your mistake.

5points

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Carol Emory 3 years ago (edited)

11points

Mimi M 3 years ago

Some of these people I just feel bad for... Others not so much.

5points

JCRocks 3 years ago

4points

JCRocks 3 years ago

2points

Zophra 3 years ago

4points

Chilla 3 years ago

reminds me of the coworker from hell article

4points

Shafia Mallik 3 years ago

yeah

0points

Lori Reese 3 years ago

3points

Paradise 3 years ago

3points

Robin DJW 3 years ago

2points

danielw 3 years ago

it took that long?? wow. This sounds like a perfect set up in the workplace violence training videos our vendors try to sell us. the only thing missing is that the guy is 'quiet' and a 'loaner'.

1point

Thomas 3 years ago

2points

Seabeast 3 years ago

2points

Jeffrey Crawley 3 months ago

0points

Random Anon 3 years ago

Every time I read lists like these I wonder how on earth some of these people live long enough to get a job. The utter lack of common sense is too uncanny.

0points

Fred L. 3 years ago

Some creeps, some idiots, some unfortunates and so many superfluously censored words.

0points

Darcey Me 3 years ago

0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

5points