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How many times have you scrolled through breathtaking wildlife photography shots and told yourself “challenge accepted”? Well, it turns out it’s not so easy to take that pitch-perfect shot.

Wild animals⁠, they move. A camera⁠, it wobbles. A hand⁠, it shakes. And weather⁠, it’s always a mystery. This is the combination you need to get a spectacularly terrible wildlife pic. In fact, some of the entries are so bad they've made their way into the Crap Wildlife Photography group on Facebook. Here are some of the best-failed shots that may make you think twice about pressing that capture button any time soon.

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I Took This Picture Of A Carpenter Bee Last Summer

I Took This Picture Of A Carpenter Bee Last Summer

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#2

I Was In The Middle Of A Zoom When I Noticed This Bastard

I Was In The Middle Of A Zoom When I Noticed This Bastard

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#3

Timed My Shot Perfectly. *sigh*

Timed My Shot Perfectly. *sigh*

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Bored Panda contacted Marina Cano, an award-winning wildlife photographer and Canon ambassador who told us what it takes to capture wildlife like a pro. Marina’s work has been on the covers of National Geographic, and in 2015 she was a finalist of the BBC Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest.

With so many funny photos of wildlife and animals surfing around the internet, one cannot help but wonder what makes it so difficult to capture that golden shot. “It lies in how unpredictable the animals can be,” explained Marina, “but that’s also the most exciting thing about capturing the one perfectly timed photo.”

#4

Didn’t Know I Was Playing The Sims

Didn’t Know I Was Playing The Sims

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#5

I Went Out To The Balcony To Photograph The Birds, But Instead Photographed A Fish...

I Went Out To The Balcony To Photograph The Birds, But Instead Photographed A Fish...

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Tried To Get A Spread Wings Shot...

Tried To Get A Spread Wings Shot...

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According to Marina, the most important thing to know before taking a camera is that “whatever happens in the day you will come back home happy to be in the wild.” On top of that, you need to be passionate, because in this case “you won’t blame anything and just enjoy it.” And how many times have we blamed the wobbly camera, crappy weather, and bad light?

A day in the life of a wildlife photography professional looks “more or less like a normal job,” except when you shoot in the bush. “The days in the bush make this job the most enjoyable profession on Earth.” Marina said she wakes up at around 4:00 and she’s happy to know “I have the rest of the daylight to spend in nature, to be witness, and to expect, if lucky, to capture the most extraordinary action out there.”

#7

Realizing I’d Made A Mistake

Realizing I’d Made A Mistake

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#9

When You Have An Encounter With A Rare Predator But Get Photobombed By A Magpie

When You Have An Encounter With A Rare Predator But Get Photobombed By A Magpie

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In wildlife photography, nature dictates everything. That means that in order to get that picture, you need practice. But some things should be inherent to an animal and wildlife photographer. You need to be able to keep silent, stay still for long periods of time. Remember that nature is their home, and you’re the guest.

You should also learn to keep your eyes open for every little thing. Animals living in the wild have adapted to their environments extremely well. Taking a nice shot usually takes days of hard work and dedication, so you need to be patient.

We previously wrote about the photographer who took a perfect shot of a kingfisher after 4,200 hours and 720,000 attempts. This award-winning shot of an eagle also took Norwegian photographer Audun Rikardsen 3 years of wait. So, yeah, we are talking years of wait in the pro game.

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Courtesy Of My Dad And His Ancient Phone... Little Owl Eating Lunch

Courtesy Of My Dad And His Ancient Phone... Little Owl Eating Lunch

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#11

A Most Majestic Tree

A Most Majestic Tree

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#12

I Give You Pizza Squirrel.

I Give You Pizza Squirrel.

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#13

When Poles Fly

When Poles Fly

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#14

Took A Photo Of A Drill

Took A Photo Of A Drill

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#15

Grasshopper

Grasshopper

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#16

This Handfeeding The Birds Was Going Great Until He Looked Right At Me And I Realized His Face Was Actually Kinda Scary And He Looked Pretty Pissed Off!

This Handfeeding The Birds Was Going Great Until He Looked Right At Me And I Realized His Face Was Actually Kinda Scary And He Looked Pretty Pissed Off!

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I Got Distracted By The Frog In The Back And Lost Focus But To Be Entirely Honest I Think National Geographic Should Use This Picture As Their Cover.

I Got Distracted By The Frog In The Back And Lost Focus But To Be Entirely Honest I Think National Geographic Should Use This Picture As Their Cover.

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#19

Not Amused

Not Amused

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#20

The Pinnacle Of My Wildlife Photography Career

The Pinnacle Of My Wildlife Photography Career

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#21

I Found A God Of All Pidgeons On A Walk With My Dog

I Found A God Of All Pidgeons On A Walk With My Dog

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#22

I'm Not Sure Why I Ever Thought It Was A Good Idea To Take A Picture Of The Sheep In The Dark, But It Ended Up Being The Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of.

I'm Not Sure Why I Ever Thought It Was A Good Idea To Take A Picture Of The Sheep In The Dark, But It Ended Up Being The Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of.

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#23

Behold, The Majestic Bald Eagle

Behold, The Majestic Bald Eagle

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#24

Doe In Background Was Taking A Crap, Just To Top It Off

Doe In Background Was Taking A Crap, Just To Top It Off

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#25

Didn’t Know How Funny This Was Until I Sent It To My Daughter...

Didn’t Know How Funny This Was Until I Sent It To My Daughter...

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#26

This Freaky Flying Ghost Child Is Actually A Blurred Great Blue Heron

This Freaky Flying Ghost Child Is Actually A Blurred Great Blue Heron

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#27

A Magnificent Swan

A Magnificent Swan

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#28

Gotta Be Quicker Than That!

Gotta Be Quicker Than That!

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#29

Brontosaurus Are Faaaaast

Brontosaurus Are Faaaaast

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#30

'you Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round.' Low Light + The Wrong Camera Setting = Guess The Animal. Nb No Animals Were Hurt In The Taking Of This Shot.. It Landed Safely On My Patio

'you Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round.' Low Light + The Wrong Camera Setting = Guess The Animal. Nb No Animals Were Hurt In The Taking Of This Shot.. It Landed Safely On My Patio

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#31

Blurry And Screaming - A Mood

Blurry And Screaming - A Mood

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#32

How Flippin Weird Do Pigeons Look When They Look Down?

How Flippin Weird Do Pigeons Look When They Look Down?

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#33

Out Of Focus Mantis Looks Like Cracked Out Mantis

Out Of Focus Mantis Looks Like Cracked Out Mantis

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#35

Found This Amongst Some Beauties

Found This Amongst Some Beauties

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#36

Raccoon/Fergus Falls, Minnesota

Raccoon/Fergus Falls, Minnesota

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#37

I Present The Mighty, Yet Gentle, Caribbean Manatee.

I Present The Mighty, Yet Gentle, Caribbean Manatee.

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#38

This Cougar Was So Close I Was Able To Get A Picture Of It!!!

This Cougar Was So Close I Was Able To Get A Picture Of It!!!

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#39

“Who Needs A Fancy Camera?!” I Say To Myself As I Push My iPhone Up Against My Binoculars. It Was Me. I Needed A Better Camera.

“Who Needs A Fancy Camera?!” I Say To Myself As I Push My iPhone Up Against My Binoculars. It Was Me. I Needed A Better Camera.

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#41

Look At The Colors!!!! Where Is He Going.

Look At The Colors!!!! Where Is He Going.

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#43

Grab Somebody Sexy Tell Em Hey

Grab Somebody Sexy Tell Em Hey

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#44

Didn’t Realize The Flash Was On...

Didn’t Realize The Flash Was On...

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#45

I Have No Words

I Have No Words

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#46

As You Can See I Did A Great Job Getting The Road Line In Focus, Which Was Challenging With That Coyote In The Way

As You Can See I Did A Great Job Getting The Road Line In Focus, Which Was Challenging With That Coyote In The Way

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#47

I Present To You, The Wondrous King Penguin

I Present To You, The Wondrous King Penguin

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#48

So, I Was Taking A Picture Of These Trees? And All Of A Sudden There Was This Coyote! Photo Bomb!

So, I Was Taking A Picture Of These Trees? And All Of A Sudden There Was This Coyote! Photo Bomb!

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#49

Attack Of The Killer Butterflies (I Saved The Boy, But Now I'm... Hideous)!

Attack Of The Killer Butterflies (I Saved The Boy, But Now I'm... Hideous)!

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#50

Can Anyone Id This Bird Thx

Can Anyone Id This Bird Thx

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#51

The Key To Being A Crap Wildlife Photographer Is Having No Timing At All Or Any Sense Of Movement Of Your Subject. I Successfully Turned This Great Photo Opportunity Of A Red Fox Straight Into Crap.

The Key To Being A Crap Wildlife Photographer Is Having No Timing At All Or Any Sense Of Movement Of Your Subject. I Successfully Turned This Great Photo Opportunity Of A Red Fox Straight Into Crap.

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#52

So Excited To See My First Sea Otter!

So Excited To See My First Sea Otter!

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#53

Rare Shot Of A Toucan Stomping An Octopus

Rare Shot Of A Toucan Stomping An Octopus

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#54

You’ve Been Blessed By The Magic Glowing Koi, 7 Years Of Good Luck Coming Your Way

You’ve Been Blessed By The Magic Glowing Koi, 7 Years Of Good Luck Coming Your Way

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#55

Had To Put My Phone Under The Table And Hope That The Quokka Was Looking At The Camera. It Wasn't.

Had To Put My Phone Under The Table And Hope That The Quokka Was Looking At The Camera. It Wasn't.

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#56

Mangy Grackle Sunning Himself On My Steering Wheel.

Mangy Grackle Sunning Himself On My Steering Wheel.

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#57

Tried To Take A Handsome Portrait. He Scream.

Tried To Take A Handsome Portrait. He Scream.

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#58

He Was Cold So I Hold

He Was Cold So I Hold

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#59

This 5 Inch Piece Of Badness Charged My Wife And Attacked The Truck Tire When She Tried To Move Him Off The Road. You’re Welcome Little Guy

This 5 Inch Piece Of Badness Charged My Wife And Attacked The Truck Tire When She Tried To Move Him Off The Road. You’re Welcome Little Guy

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#60

Pictures Taken Moments Before Disaster

Pictures Taken Moments Before Disaster

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#61

Wood Duck

Wood Duck

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#62

Screaming Goose, We Call Him Hissy Richard

Screaming Goose, We Call Him Hissy Richard

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#63

At Least The Background Is Pretty I Guess

At Least The Background Is Pretty I Guess

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#64

Tried To Take A Picture Of A Nice Little Toad. He Had Other Ideas.

Tried To Take A Picture Of A Nice Little Toad. He Had Other Ideas.

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#65

"Nubs" Our Little Tailless Squirrel Buddy

"Nubs" Our Little Tailless Squirrel Buddy

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#67

I Want To Be Clear That Yes, It's A Rat But It Remains Outside. It Just Keeps Coming To My Windowsill At Night. I Need To Clean The Window To Get A Better Pic, The Second One Is When He Turned To Look Because I Tapped The Window

I Want To Be Clear That Yes, It's A Rat But It Remains Outside. It Just Keeps Coming To My Windowsill At Night. I Need To Clean The Window To Get A Better Pic, The Second One Is When He Turned To Look Because I Tapped The Window

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#68

My Dad Wanted To See What Kind Of Cat Was Gobbling Up The Cat Food He Sat Out Every Night.

My Dad Wanted To See What Kind Of Cat Was Gobbling Up The Cat Food He Sat Out Every Night.

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#69

Plz Respond

Plz Respond

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#70

Rip My Neighbours Whose House Got Attacked By A Giant Wasp Of The Blurry Variation Today

Rip My Neighbours Whose House Got Attacked By A Giant Wasp Of The Blurry Variation Today

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#71

Shaky Hands + Night Mode = Ghost Deer

Shaky Hands + Night Mode = Ghost Deer

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#72

Crappy Composition

Crappy Composition

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#73

A Mink, [friggin] Awkward One Too

A Mink, [friggin] Awkward One Too

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I've Been Waiting Years For My Photography Talent To Be Appreciated! Please Accept This Offering Of My Local Wildlife While Imaging The Noise I Made As It Flew Directly At My Face

I've Been Waiting Years For My Photography Talent To Be Appreciated! Please Accept This Offering Of My Local Wildlife While Imaging The Noise I Made As It Flew Directly At My Face

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#75

Bug On Security Camera Lens - Can Someone Id?

Bug On Security Camera Lens - Can Someone Id?

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#76

So My Daily Staring Competition Starts!! The Little Wanker!!!

So My Daily Staring Competition Starts!! The Little Wanker!!!

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