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‘Karen’ Coworker Reports A Woman For Eating “Sexy Potatoes” At Work, Office Drama Ensues
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‘Karen’ Coworker Reports A Woman For Eating “Sexy Potatoes” At Work, Office Drama Ensues

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The chances are you’ll be hearing about “sexy potatoes” for the first time. But as soon as you learn it, it’s hard to unlearn. So bring your chair closer, we’re about to dive deep into the office dynamics where things are overly complicated and chronically misinterpreted.

It all started with the woman who has been “eating potatoes by microwaving them, then biting into them, eating them hot dog style” her whole life. According to her, this is the most delicious and convenient way, and who am I to judge before trying it out?

But her new coworker was less than impressed with the whole sight. Not only did she pull the author aside to ask her to eat the potatoes the regular way, she then reported the potato eater to HR for “eating potatoes too suggestively” and “sexual harassment.”

The weird office drama escalated up to a boiling point, so tune in for the whole story below that will raise a brow or two. And don’t forget to tell us what you think of the whole incident in the comment section!

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    A woman who has been eating potatoes “hot dog style” for lunch got reported to HR for eating them “too suggestively” by an irritated coworker

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    Here is the whole story of a weird office drama sparked by the internet-famous “sexy potatoes”

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    In the update, the author wrote how she got reported for sexual harassment, and how confused HR was

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    The famous “potato eater” and author of the r/AITA post which went viral, amassing 18.2k upvotes, later wrote another update about the office drama. According to the author, she was not the only one who had enraged coworker ‘Karen’ with their lunch choices.

    “Karen lost it the other day when Surya brought a lovely tikka masala to share,” the author wrote and added that “She said it was really rude of him to keep bringing curries to the office and that no one confronted him because they were trying to be polite.”

    The drama didn’t end there. On another occasion, Karen again confronted the author after she filed a complaint for “cultural insensitivity and sexual harassment (I was really uncomfortable with her watching me eat and sexualizing it).” Karen said that this harassment complaint “was discriminating against her for being Christian and I was making her deliberately uncomfortable by throwing my sexuality in her face, but she knew she couldn’t say that because she’d be called homophobic.”

    Turns out, the author was gay and she “honestly had no idea Karen was uncomfortable with gay people (and tbh, that’s not my problem), but she said that my putting a pride sticker on my laptop a few days after she started working here was the start of my escalation.”

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    The author felt tired and told Karen that “if my existence was bothering her, that’s not my problem and she should just work from home. I also subtly mentioned that maybe this was why she was laid off from her last job.” It all got to the point where this weird office drama “turned into a whole religious and racial war,” the author wrote. Finally, the boss stepped in to apologize to the author of the post, and since, Karen has been working remotely.

    “If she ever brings up anything about my innocuous eating, my sexual orientation, or my race again, I’ll definitely file another complaint with HR, but for now, I think I’m content with eating sexy potatoes and eggs in peace,” the author concluded.

    And this is what people had to comment on the office drama

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New PornHub categories: "Hot Potatoes", "Early Potatoes", "Hot, Early Potatoes", "Mature Potatoes", "Hot Gravy on Potatoes", "Slow Potato Peeling", "Big Russet Potatoes", "Peeled, Mashed Potatoes", "Potato Humiliation"

    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot 'Spud U Like It Hot". The tag line is "I suppose a fork is out of the question". I'll leave now.

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there is 2 words I'd never thought I'd see together. "Sexy" and "potato"

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine how sexually frustrated she must be if even somebody eating potatoes makes her think of sex.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thinking it was more like a racist latching onto a false stereotype and using it to harass someone of a race she doesn’t like. Since she evidently couldn’t find anything having to do with job performance to complain about, she decided to use the lunchroom, where I assume everyone eats together, to look for excuses to complain. To her I say well, you know Karen, you could just eat somewhere else. Your car. A restaurant. Home if you’re close enough. But, unless you have a doctor’s note explaining that you’re deathly allergic to certain scents, you’re just going to have to suck it up and adjust yourself, instead of forcing everyone else to give up their favorite lunches, just to accommodate your sorry racist ass. I would’ve loved to have been a fly in the wall for all these conversations with HR.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking this lady is a bit on the racist side.. what the actual heck..

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% buying into the homophobic angle as well. Since the article part mentions that the "sexy potatoes" escalation happened *after* OP put a Pride sticker on her laptop. My guess is that Karen was looking for something to complain about racially, couldnt find it (they're potatoes! Apart from stereotypes relating to Idaho and Ireland, I'm unfamiliar with a racial aspect to root veggies) and went down the sexual harassment route instead.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only problem I have with other people eating is when they chew too loud and with their mouth open. I really can't stand it :/ But this... this is just ridiculous!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but I don’t go filing complaints about them with HR about it. I just eat where I can’t see or hear them, and am well out of range for any food that comes flying out of their mouths as they speak.

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    Le Vi Nguyen
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thinks that she is entitled because she is the boss' family. And tbh, she is racist af. I mean she only has problem with two asians about their food.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American transplant in Korea, I've seen a lot of people eat potatoes and have never, not once, thought it was the least bit sexy. What a weird person!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't yuck their yum --- everything (and everybody) "works" for somebody (and not for others); doesn't make them weird from the outset...

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    Desiree McKinnon
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what OP should do. Show up to work on Halloween, dressed in a burlap sack with a sign that says "sexy potato"

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people *really* need to mind their own business

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came to read the comments and I am definitely not disappointed 🤣🤣🤣 I suggest your entire office should coordinate to each bring a banana for lunch for an entire week, that should get rid of the Karen problem... Wtf is wrong with that woman, seriously

    c.VIII
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my eyebrows are so far into my hairline after reading this, i don't know if they'll ever come back

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad they did accuse the Karen of harassing people for being Asian. It sounds very clearly a case of an anti-Asian racist looking for any possible reason to harrass them.

    Isa
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you wish to high five this "Karen" with a chair on her face? WTF crazy people...I never though that eating potatos could be sexy but there we are...someone crazy enough to point it as an harresment! Sometimes I get so tired of people(not you but in general if you know what I mean)...

    Hiker Chick
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings back memories of living in Japan and running out to the sweet potato truck when it drove by the house. Like an ice cream truck, complete with musical jingle, but sold sweet potatoes from the oven in the back. Nothing like peeling back the foil and biting into a fresh, slow-roasted sweet potato. Now I'm hungry.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen anyone cook and eat a potato like that and I would be equally amazed and put off, but complaining about it? No, why the f*ck would you? Look away if you don't like it. And suggesting it was sexual in any way? Did she never eat a banana, icecream cone or popsicle?

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people act like this and then claim it should change because they are Christian. Guess what lady... Most "Christians" are aware that Jesus taught us to love each other. You don't have to approve of someone's lifestyle to be kind, caring and considerate to them.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i need to see what's eating potatoe in a sexy way is! i can't figure it out! how could you eating potatoes and make it look sexy???????

    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She really stretched to find something to be offended about there!

    Johnny
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the only sexual harassment is coming from Karen, who not only eroticized the simple act of eating, but tries to project her feelings of eroticism on others. If someone finds, say, elbows to be erotic and exciting, they can't make others wear long sleeve shirts, nor should they force others to stop eating food no matter how sexy and erotic they think that act of eating is.

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL wish a photo of his "sexy potatos" were added

    aubergine10003
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only question is: is she just eating plain ol' potatoes with nothing on them at all??

    miss miss
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With so many problems in life, I can't believe Karen picked this one

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I love this story from her. Sexy potato eating😂. Am going to try this way of eating them tho because it sounds yummy.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one in this story comes off as looking good. The woman complaining, or the potato woman feeding into the drama and escalating it, and accusing the potato hater of racism. That word get thrown around far too easily these days, and basically means nothing anymore. That is a word that should only be used to describe incidents of actual racism. Curry and other pungent spices, as well as fish or microwave popcorn, should not be reheated in a community kitchen. It's inconsiderate of others. Complaining about the smell of curry does not make anyone racist, any more than complaining about the smell of re-heated fish.

    Patrick de Haan
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fifteen years ago, I was finishing my graduate degree in counseling. One semester, I was enrolled in a class titled “Human Sexuality.” The professor divided us into four groups: six of us in each group. Each group had to select a study topic and make a major presentation to the class in four weeks. After much discussion, my group chose aphrodisiacs. Our focus was on food. During the next month, we must have researched every food that was rumored to be an aphrodisiac. It was easily the most extensive research project I have ever seen. On the night of our presentation, we arrived with a huge aphrodisiac banquet. We had found recipes for all the dishes we researched, made the dishes so everyone could taste them, and handed out copies of the recipes. We not only fed our class, but we also had enough food for all the classes that met that evening. It was a wonderful evening! The result was we all were totally full and pretty mellow, but nobody was horny. (or so they said)

    Ronnie Beaton
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Karen, were not discriminating against you because you're a Christian, we're doing it because you're a f**king idiot who's labouring under the misapprehension that other people's business is any of yours.

    Irina Ionascu
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the only "issue" I have is with people eating cooked food at their workstation since if it's an open office everyone else can smell it too and that's not always pleasant. Also, people should be given a decent lunch break, not have to eat mindlessly while still working. However, if you can't have a proper lunch break or there's no office kitchen or other space, then jesus let people enjoy their meal. How sexually repressed are you that you find eating a potato sexy.

    Kazza
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean Karen making sexual references to the way she is eating IS sexual harassment. HR should of picked that up straight away!

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The privilege of this woman, knowing she's somewhat related to one of the founders and immediately starts complaining about everybody at a job she just started. Dont get me wrong, real harassment is still harassments. But if something like someone's curry lunch bothered me (which it wouldnt anyways cause I love curries) and I just started I'd keep my mouth shut. I would never feel I had to right dictate anyways work life, especially those who have been there longer.

    Leo Sorits
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As i was reading this i got a spam call with IDAHO area code :) :) (I am in Florida)

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Karen co-worker needs to get her mind out of the gutter. I like to eat Greek potatoes. I have only ever had them as wedges. I pitch my fork into a wedge and plow it into my mouth. Is there another way to eat them?

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha now when I cook potatoes they will always be referred to as sexy potatoes! Buttery, crispy, fluffy, cheesy, bacon y sexy potatoes.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that Karen really hates "Baked potato", the charity song Matt Lucas released to raise money for NHS staff meals. A gay man singing about potato's, the Karen would have a heart attack over that one.

    Delgada
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My culture failed me. I've been eating potatoes all wrong! The Japanese way is really better! Maybe now I'll even start to like them!

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao, this is great. Can I have some sexy potatoes too? I want to see how many karens i can piss off

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the way i eat potatoes too... im 11 and have never once thought about the way i eat potatoes as sexy

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am amazed by the fact that you were able to keep a straight face during your talk with HR.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a (totally creepy) male co-worker comment when I was eating a banana at my desk - in my office! My doctor suggested eating them for the potassium. For the next few weeks there would be a banana on my desk when I arrived in the morning. He was apparently really getting off on watching me eat bananas, so I just started closing my door. The free bananas soon disappeared.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that is one self-entitled racist c*nt of a woman. It has nothing to do with food, judging from the two scenarios. Both targets were Asian. Plain old racism. What next? Rice is too provocative?

    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've eaten tomatoes like an apple all my life. It was just what we did in summer when we had a lot of them. I got majorly strange looks when I did this at school.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't learn if you don't try. I love tomattoes off the vine uncut. That is when the flavor peaks.

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    Starbelly Eleven
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta do this. OP knows good and well that the way she eats potatoes is super weird. Maybe some people do it that way in Japan and maybe she's been living under a rock for however many years, but if you are conscious and breathing in a western country you know it's weird to take out a long skinny potato, microwave it, and eat it with your hands like a Neanderthal while sitting at your desk. At work, you are essentially in public. You don't let your boobs hang out, you don't prop your smelly feet on the desk, and you don't eat a goddamned potato with your hands. And, just a post script, the coworker is completely overreacting, but truly, just use flat wear like you weren't raised in a barn.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way she said they were creating a hostile work environment...was she actually hedging her bets in case she got fired. Maybe the girl is hoping that if she does get fired, she can file a wrongful termination lawsuit against the employer and co-worker. Then again..she may just be off her meds.

    All Lives Matter
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAOOOOO that co-worker is a bit strange.. 'Sexy potatoes?!?!' Haha.

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh, that coworker is the classic insecure shïthead who thinks everyone does something just to bother her/make her feel bad.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how some people make others responsible for their own dirty fantasies.

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the OP should have brought in legal representation. Once HR and bosses who are owners see lawyer, tones shift and Karen would have been fired right away

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boss really needs to let her go and tell his wife to stay out of his work and mind her own business. This is why I never hire family or do employment favors for family.

    Adam Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I looked this up and found some videos. I never thought potatoes could be so sexy.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hashafasha-ing" is a verb/adverb/descriptor I never knew was needed! It's perfect!

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sayin if a guy told HR he got a boner over a woman eating a hot dog and called it sexual harassment this would’ve turned out way different.

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Breathy/seductive phone voice: "How do you like your potatoooesss???" Do you like them H(dragged out)OT?"

    Jenifer Riggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Karen should have been fired, not allowed to work remotely. They need to learn the consequences for their unharmonious attitude in a work setting where people need to get along. Just because she knows the boss does not give her power to cause chaos in the workforce. Also, she's embarrassing the boss by her behavior because it reflects badly on him and his wife for associating with this toxic person.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why she got this job, nobody else would hire her after she got fired from all her other jobs. She has PTSD Potatoes Too Sexy Distoration.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, unless OP was being deliberately suggestive, which by her account was not the case, the problem is coworker's dirty mind. I would be very uncomfortable having a coworker watch me eat and sexualizing it. I would have recommend OP report sexual harassment and hostile work environment.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Power move, next time make eye contact for the entire time while you eat. I asked my boss to look me in the eye while he ate a banana once, he couldn't do it.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even with people now. This world is out of control. This is a thing because we have allowed it, everyone gets offended about everything now and needs a safe space. Sometimes I want to hunt these people down and find their parents and asked why they raised such pussies.

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the biggest problem here is that Karen thinks potatoes are sexy. She needs help.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicka chikka waaa waaa....just going to eat some of these sexy potatoes 🥔

    K O
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf lol she is literally sexually harassing him - bet she has a potato fetish

    Asy EnderDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow......some people are nuts....just let them eat their food in peace ya crazy lady

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that it's the OP's problem, but I suspect this woman has some deeply buried trauma in her life somewhere that leads her to see innocent actions as sexual. She desperately needs therapy.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that someone is going to start marketing 'sexy potatoes.' Watch the price of potatoes go up.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy. NTA. She sounds like a deeply troubled person. Perhaps she feels that she can only feel better if everyone around her feels worse. How sad.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was one of very few women in a small graphic design/advertising/marketing company where being male and heterosexual was celebrated. I was so concerned about being harassed that I censored my lunch. Carrots? Better chop them up. Celery? Nope. I did accidentally bring a banana once - I offered it to biggest homophobe in the place; turned out he didn't like bananas, for some reason...

    Pat Lenzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone want to make a guess about what Karen does in the dead of night at home with HER "long, slender sexy potatoes"?

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    speaking as an a*****e i would have ripped the p**s oot of her. start by using those little plastic corn on the cob holders to eat potatoes then switch it up by getting a small pizza and rolling it up and eating it like a burrito, and just to take it that extra step i'd use chopsticks to eat french fries and a knife & fork to eat a burger. in short i'd be as violently passive aggressive as possible.

    Gigantor the Bog Monster
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had nothing to do with the food and everything to do with Asian hate. Pandemic time and she is only complaining about the Asians. Probably a Trumpanzee thinking about his "Kung Flu".

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Irish person, I’ve seen all kinds of potato dishes, whether it’s traditional or otherwise. You might think it would offend me, but quite the opposite ... I think everyone has their own preference when it comes to potatoes (much like how you like your eggs served, I suppose) & if you have a wild, unique taste; I say go with it! 😄❤️👌

    anarkzie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish she had posted pictures as I'm struggling to picture "sexy potatoes" in my head.

    Caroline Driver
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the people who get up tight about breast feeding in public, says more about their perverted minds than anything, although given the rest about curries, yeah, it's more likely a racist thing

    Nul Nemo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let's see: 1. The harassment about the "sexy potato eating" actually started once 'Karen' saw the pride sticker, which triggered her homophobic vein. Huh. Figures! And 2. She just thought she would rule the place only because she was cousins with the boss' wife. Entitlement, entitlement...

    Linn Shonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA, your coworker Karen, needs to get her mind out of the gutter! It’s her issue not yours, you are fine. People like Karen are just unhappy, sad people who feel it is their “God given right “ to judge people based on their religious beliefs which they know deep down are not right but they go with religious flow anyway. Just be happy you are the person you are. The world’s opinions are changing to reflect better understanding of our differences and acceptance of it as a normal thing.

    Znaya
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could barely get through this one without laughing. The lady came in there with issues and she should have left them outside of the work place. She has what you would you would call hidden biases or triggers. I deal with people with different psychological viewpoints all the time and I have never come across anything like this before, lol and I hope I never do. But at least it's not really personal because another person was also affected by it so it might even be considered cultural, I'm not certain, whatever it is, it's not so called normal by any means.

    Batwench
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen spuds being eaten like this but it makes sense. Also, if the OP is a member of the LBTQ+ community then she is hardly going to eat a phalic sexy potato suggestively as a come on to male workers is she!

    Les Morrow
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I could really go for some sexy potatoes right now TBH.

    Shinomi Chan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell? Bet she thinks eating noodles looks too suggestive too

    Chris Meyers
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHE is sexually harassing you calling into question what your eating a potato reminds her of. AND racially challenging. F**K HER! Damn I hate when people use their thoughts to accuse others of perversion. You kiss your kid and you are acting like a pedophile. WHY do you SEE a PEDOPHILE when a person kisses their kid??? Projection like no tomorrow.

    Franc Esca
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she is looking for a lawsuit so she can make money, hence why she's so hell bent on taking this up with HR

    Jeff Hejlik
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked potatoes come out of the microwave incredibly hot. How does the OP pick them up?

    Tom Hanlin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You... wait for them to finish cooking and cool down. Maybe five minutes in the microwave and five minutes out of it.

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    Fred L.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you live in a land without crazy idiots? Where is this magical place and how can I get there?

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    AndersM
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    3 years ago

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    If we all posted stories about idiot coworkers or misunderstandings at work there would be a B.P full of these unnecessary stories. Sorry but had to quit half way.

    Pagliaccione
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    3 years ago

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    I think both people involved are jerks. Woman 1 has a weird fixation on "suggestive oh" eating potatoes that doesn't seem normal and is probably a bit mentally unstable. Woman 2 could have been the better person by slicing the potatoes if she really wanted to eat them at work, but instead she decided that was the hill worthy dying on.

    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is literally no reason for her to change her potato habits so that a creeper coworker can stare at her while she eats.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New PornHub categories: "Hot Potatoes", "Early Potatoes", "Hot, Early Potatoes", "Mature Potatoes", "Hot Gravy on Potatoes", "Slow Potato Peeling", "Big Russet Potatoes", "Peeled, Mashed Potatoes", "Potato Humiliation"

    Iggy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot 'Spud U Like It Hot". The tag line is "I suppose a fork is out of the question". I'll leave now.

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    Truth Monster
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there is 2 words I'd never thought I'd see together. "Sexy" and "potato"

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine how sexually frustrated she must be if even somebody eating potatoes makes her think of sex.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thinking it was more like a racist latching onto a false stereotype and using it to harass someone of a race she doesn’t like. Since she evidently couldn’t find anything having to do with job performance to complain about, she decided to use the lunchroom, where I assume everyone eats together, to look for excuses to complain. To her I say well, you know Karen, you could just eat somewhere else. Your car. A restaurant. Home if you’re close enough. But, unless you have a doctor’s note explaining that you’re deathly allergic to certain scents, you’re just going to have to suck it up and adjust yourself, instead of forcing everyone else to give up their favorite lunches, just to accommodate your sorry racist ass. I would’ve loved to have been a fly in the wall for all these conversations with HR.

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    Anne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking this lady is a bit on the racist side.. what the actual heck..

    N G
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% buying into the homophobic angle as well. Since the article part mentions that the "sexy potatoes" escalation happened *after* OP put a Pride sticker on her laptop. My guess is that Karen was looking for something to complain about racially, couldnt find it (they're potatoes! Apart from stereotypes relating to Idaho and Ireland, I'm unfamiliar with a racial aspect to root veggies) and went down the sexual harassment route instead.

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only problem I have with other people eating is when they chew too loud and with their mouth open. I really can't stand it :/ But this... this is just ridiculous!

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but I don’t go filing complaints about them with HR about it. I just eat where I can’t see or hear them, and am well out of range for any food that comes flying out of their mouths as they speak.

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    Le Vi Nguyen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thinks that she is entitled because she is the boss' family. And tbh, she is racist af. I mean she only has problem with two asians about their food.

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American transplant in Korea, I've seen a lot of people eat potatoes and have never, not once, thought it was the least bit sexy. What a weird person!

    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't yuck their yum --- everything (and everybody) "works" for somebody (and not for others); doesn't make them weird from the outset...

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    Desiree McKinnon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what OP should do. Show up to work on Halloween, dressed in a burlap sack with a sign that says "sexy potato"

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    Shelp
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people *really* need to mind their own business

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came to read the comments and I am definitely not disappointed 🤣🤣🤣 I suggest your entire office should coordinate to each bring a banana for lunch for an entire week, that should get rid of the Karen problem... Wtf is wrong with that woman, seriously

    c.VIII
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my eyebrows are so far into my hairline after reading this, i don't know if they'll ever come back

    Paul Davis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad they did accuse the Karen of harassing people for being Asian. It sounds very clearly a case of an anti-Asian racist looking for any possible reason to harrass them.

    Isa
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you wish to high five this "Karen" with a chair on her face? WTF crazy people...I never though that eating potatos could be sexy but there we are...someone crazy enough to point it as an harresment! Sometimes I get so tired of people(not you but in general if you know what I mean)...

    Hiker Chick
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings back memories of living in Japan and running out to the sweet potato truck when it drove by the house. Like an ice cream truck, complete with musical jingle, but sold sweet potatoes from the oven in the back. Nothing like peeling back the foil and biting into a fresh, slow-roasted sweet potato. Now I'm hungry.

    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen anyone cook and eat a potato like that and I would be equally amazed and put off, but complaining about it? No, why the f*ck would you? Look away if you don't like it. And suggesting it was sexual in any way? Did she never eat a banana, icecream cone or popsicle?

    LivingTheDream
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people act like this and then claim it should change because they are Christian. Guess what lady... Most "Christians" are aware that Jesus taught us to love each other. You don't have to approve of someone's lifestyle to be kind, caring and considerate to them.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i need to see what's eating potatoe in a sexy way is! i can't figure it out! how could you eating potatoes and make it look sexy???????

    JennyLaRue
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She really stretched to find something to be offended about there!

    Johnny
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the only sexual harassment is coming from Karen, who not only eroticized the simple act of eating, but tries to project her feelings of eroticism on others. If someone finds, say, elbows to be erotic and exciting, they can't make others wear long sleeve shirts, nor should they force others to stop eating food no matter how sexy and erotic they think that act of eating is.

    KT
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL wish a photo of his "sexy potatos" were added

    aubergine10003
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only question is: is she just eating plain ol' potatoes with nothing on them at all??

    miss miss
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With so many problems in life, I can't believe Karen picked this one

    Clearly sunny
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I love this story from her. Sexy potato eating😂. Am going to try this way of eating them tho because it sounds yummy.

    StrawberryParfait
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one in this story comes off as looking good. The woman complaining, or the potato woman feeding into the drama and escalating it, and accusing the potato hater of racism. That word get thrown around far too easily these days, and basically means nothing anymore. That is a word that should only be used to describe incidents of actual racism. Curry and other pungent spices, as well as fish or microwave popcorn, should not be reheated in a community kitchen. It's inconsiderate of others. Complaining about the smell of curry does not make anyone racist, any more than complaining about the smell of re-heated fish.

    Patrick de Haan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fifteen years ago, I was finishing my graduate degree in counseling. One semester, I was enrolled in a class titled “Human Sexuality.” The professor divided us into four groups: six of us in each group. Each group had to select a study topic and make a major presentation to the class in four weeks. After much discussion, my group chose aphrodisiacs. Our focus was on food. During the next month, we must have researched every food that was rumored to be an aphrodisiac. It was easily the most extensive research project I have ever seen. On the night of our presentation, we arrived with a huge aphrodisiac banquet. We had found recipes for all the dishes we researched, made the dishes so everyone could taste them, and handed out copies of the recipes. We not only fed our class, but we also had enough food for all the classes that met that evening. It was a wonderful evening! The result was we all were totally full and pretty mellow, but nobody was horny. (or so they said)

    Ronnie Beaton
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Karen, were not discriminating against you because you're a Christian, we're doing it because you're a f**king idiot who's labouring under the misapprehension that other people's business is any of yours.

    Irina Ionascu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the only "issue" I have is with people eating cooked food at their workstation since if it's an open office everyone else can smell it too and that's not always pleasant. Also, people should be given a decent lunch break, not have to eat mindlessly while still working. However, if you can't have a proper lunch break or there's no office kitchen or other space, then jesus let people enjoy their meal. How sexually repressed are you that you find eating a potato sexy.

    Kazza
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean Karen making sexual references to the way she is eating IS sexual harassment. HR should of picked that up straight away!

    JayWantsACat
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The privilege of this woman, knowing she's somewhat related to one of the founders and immediately starts complaining about everybody at a job she just started. Dont get me wrong, real harassment is still harassments. But if something like someone's curry lunch bothered me (which it wouldnt anyways cause I love curries) and I just started I'd keep my mouth shut. I would never feel I had to right dictate anyways work life, especially those who have been there longer.

    Leo Sorits
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As i was reading this i got a spam call with IDAHO area code :) :) (I am in Florida)

    Raine Soo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Karen co-worker needs to get her mind out of the gutter. I like to eat Greek potatoes. I have only ever had them as wedges. I pitch my fork into a wedge and plow it into my mouth. Is there another way to eat them?

    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha now when I cook potatoes they will always be referred to as sexy potatoes! Buttery, crispy, fluffy, cheesy, bacon y sexy potatoes.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that Karen really hates "Baked potato", the charity song Matt Lucas released to raise money for NHS staff meals. A gay man singing about potato's, the Karen would have a heart attack over that one.

    Delgada
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My culture failed me. I've been eating potatoes all wrong! The Japanese way is really better! Maybe now I'll even start to like them!

    HooowlAtTheMoon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao, this is great. Can I have some sexy potatoes too? I want to see how many karens i can piss off

    Lorelai Purvis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the way i eat potatoes too... im 11 and have never once thought about the way i eat potatoes as sexy

    Rei
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am amazed by the fact that you were able to keep a straight face during your talk with HR.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a (totally creepy) male co-worker comment when I was eating a banana at my desk - in my office! My doctor suggested eating them for the potassium. For the next few weeks there would be a banana on my desk when I arrived in the morning. He was apparently really getting off on watching me eat bananas, so I just started closing my door. The free bananas soon disappeared.

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that is one self-entitled racist c*nt of a woman. It has nothing to do with food, judging from the two scenarios. Both targets were Asian. Plain old racism. What next? Rice is too provocative?

    Veronica Vatter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've eaten tomatoes like an apple all my life. It was just what we did in summer when we had a lot of them. I got majorly strange looks when I did this at school.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't learn if you don't try. I love tomattoes off the vine uncut. That is when the flavor peaks.

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    Starbelly Eleven
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta do this. OP knows good and well that the way she eats potatoes is super weird. Maybe some people do it that way in Japan and maybe she's been living under a rock for however many years, but if you are conscious and breathing in a western country you know it's weird to take out a long skinny potato, microwave it, and eat it with your hands like a Neanderthal while sitting at your desk. At work, you are essentially in public. You don't let your boobs hang out, you don't prop your smelly feet on the desk, and you don't eat a goddamned potato with your hands. And, just a post script, the coworker is completely overreacting, but truly, just use flat wear like you weren't raised in a barn.

    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way she said they were creating a hostile work environment...was she actually hedging her bets in case she got fired. Maybe the girl is hoping that if she does get fired, she can file a wrongful termination lawsuit against the employer and co-worker. Then again..she may just be off her meds.

    All Lives Matter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAOOOOO that co-worker is a bit strange.. 'Sexy potatoes?!?!' Haha.

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh, that coworker is the classic insecure shïthead who thinks everyone does something just to bother her/make her feel bad.

    Marianne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how some people make others responsible for their own dirty fantasies.

    Azure Adams
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the OP should have brought in legal representation. Once HR and bosses who are owners see lawyer, tones shift and Karen would have been fired right away

    Azure Adams
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boss really needs to let her go and tell his wife to stay out of his work and mind her own business. This is why I never hire family or do employment favors for family.

    Adam Francis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I looked this up and found some videos. I never thought potatoes could be so sexy.

    ispeak catanese
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hashafasha-ing" is a verb/adverb/descriptor I never knew was needed! It's perfect!

    Michael Sanders
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sayin if a guy told HR he got a boner over a woman eating a hot dog and called it sexual harassment this would’ve turned out way different.

    Debrina Blackmoon
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Breathy/seductive phone voice: "How do you like your potatoooesss???" Do you like them H(dragged out)OT?"

    Jenifer Riggs
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Karen should have been fired, not allowed to work remotely. They need to learn the consequences for their unharmonious attitude in a work setting where people need to get along. Just because she knows the boss does not give her power to cause chaos in the workforce. Also, she's embarrassing the boss by her behavior because it reflects badly on him and his wife for associating with this toxic person.

    Elaine Mattingly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why she got this job, nobody else would hire her after she got fired from all her other jobs. She has PTSD Potatoes Too Sexy Distoration.

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, unless OP was being deliberately suggestive, which by her account was not the case, the problem is coworker's dirty mind. I would be very uncomfortable having a coworker watch me eat and sexualizing it. I would have recommend OP report sexual harassment and hostile work environment.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Power move, next time make eye contact for the entire time while you eat. I asked my boss to look me in the eye while he ate a banana once, he couldn't do it.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even with people now. This world is out of control. This is a thing because we have allowed it, everyone gets offended about everything now and needs a safe space. Sometimes I want to hunt these people down and find their parents and asked why they raised such pussies.

    Axolotl King
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the biggest problem here is that Karen thinks potatoes are sexy. She needs help.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicka chikka waaa waaa....just going to eat some of these sexy potatoes 🥔

    K O
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf lol she is literally sexually harassing him - bet she has a potato fetish

    Asy EnderDragon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow......some people are nuts....just let them eat their food in peace ya crazy lady

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that it's the OP's problem, but I suspect this woman has some deeply buried trauma in her life somewhere that leads her to see innocent actions as sexual. She desperately needs therapy.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that someone is going to start marketing 'sexy potatoes.' Watch the price of potatoes go up.

    Robin DJW
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy. NTA. She sounds like a deeply troubled person. Perhaps she feels that she can only feel better if everyone around her feels worse. How sad.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was one of very few women in a small graphic design/advertising/marketing company where being male and heterosexual was celebrated. I was so concerned about being harassed that I censored my lunch. Carrots? Better chop them up. Celery? Nope. I did accidentally bring a banana once - I offered it to biggest homophobe in the place; turned out he didn't like bananas, for some reason...

    Pat Lenzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone want to make a guess about what Karen does in the dead of night at home with HER "long, slender sexy potatoes"?

    Kantami Blossom
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    speaking as an a*****e i would have ripped the p**s oot of her. start by using those little plastic corn on the cob holders to eat potatoes then switch it up by getting a small pizza and rolling it up and eating it like a burrito, and just to take it that extra step i'd use chopsticks to eat french fries and a knife & fork to eat a burger. in short i'd be as violently passive aggressive as possible.

    Gigantor the Bog Monster
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had nothing to do with the food and everything to do with Asian hate. Pandemic time and she is only complaining about the Asians. Probably a Trumpanzee thinking about his "Kung Flu".

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Irish person, I’ve seen all kinds of potato dishes, whether it’s traditional or otherwise. You might think it would offend me, but quite the opposite ... I think everyone has their own preference when it comes to potatoes (much like how you like your eggs served, I suppose) & if you have a wild, unique taste; I say go with it! 😄❤️👌

    anarkzie
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish she had posted pictures as I'm struggling to picture "sexy potatoes" in my head.

    Caroline Driver
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the people who get up tight about breast feeding in public, says more about their perverted minds than anything, although given the rest about curries, yeah, it's more likely a racist thing

    Nul Nemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let's see: 1. The harassment about the "sexy potato eating" actually started once 'Karen' saw the pride sticker, which triggered her homophobic vein. Huh. Figures! And 2. She just thought she would rule the place only because she was cousins with the boss' wife. Entitlement, entitlement...

    Linn Shonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA, your coworker Karen, needs to get her mind out of the gutter! It’s her issue not yours, you are fine. People like Karen are just unhappy, sad people who feel it is their “God given right “ to judge people based on their religious beliefs which they know deep down are not right but they go with religious flow anyway. Just be happy you are the person you are. The world’s opinions are changing to reflect better understanding of our differences and acceptance of it as a normal thing.

    Znaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could barely get through this one without laughing. The lady came in there with issues and she should have left them outside of the work place. She has what you would you would call hidden biases or triggers. I deal with people with different psychological viewpoints all the time and I have never come across anything like this before, lol and I hope I never do. But at least it's not really personal because another person was also affected by it so it might even be considered cultural, I'm not certain, whatever it is, it's not so called normal by any means.

    Batwench
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen spuds being eaten like this but it makes sense. Also, if the OP is a member of the LBTQ+ community then she is hardly going to eat a phalic sexy potato suggestively as a come on to male workers is she!

    Les Morrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I could really go for some sexy potatoes right now TBH.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell? Bet she thinks eating noodles looks too suggestive too

    Chris Meyers
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHE is sexually harassing you calling into question what your eating a potato reminds her of. AND racially challenging. F**K HER! Damn I hate when people use their thoughts to accuse others of perversion. You kiss your kid and you are acting like a pedophile. WHY do you SEE a PEDOPHILE when a person kisses their kid??? Projection like no tomorrow.

    Franc Esca
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she is looking for a lawsuit so she can make money, hence why she's so hell bent on taking this up with HR

    Jeff Hejlik
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked potatoes come out of the microwave incredibly hot. How does the OP pick them up?

    Tom Hanlin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You... wait for them to finish cooking and cool down. Maybe five minutes in the microwave and five minutes out of it.

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    Le Vi Nguyen
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    Fred L.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you live in a land without crazy idiots? Where is this magical place and how can I get there?

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    AndersM
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    3 years ago

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    If we all posted stories about idiot coworkers or misunderstandings at work there would be a B.P full of these unnecessary stories. Sorry but had to quit half way.

    Pagliaccione
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    3 years ago

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    I think both people involved are jerks. Woman 1 has a weird fixation on "suggestive oh" eating potatoes that doesn't seem normal and is probably a bit mentally unstable. Woman 2 could have been the better person by slicing the potatoes if she really wanted to eat them at work, but instead she decided that was the hill worthy dying on.

    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is literally no reason for her to change her potato habits so that a creeper coworker can stare at her while she eats.

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