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The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies? 

Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run. 

As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!

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A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What does a teenage cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon?

“Yeet haw!”

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    What do you call a happy cowboy?

    A jolly rancher.

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    The Cowboy Joke History

    While there’s no official story of when and how cowboy jokes originated, we dare to say they’re as old as the Wild West itself. After all, once a cowboy was no rarity, but rather a very common-place occurrence. And when a thing, a person, or an occupation is aplenty, there are bound to be jokes. Be as it may, we usually search for topics to laugh at in our daily lives!

    #3

    Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?

    To feed his nightmares.

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    #4

    Which cowboy is famous for starting fires?

    Flint Eastwood!

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    Cowboy Joke Styles

    Whether you’re in for some hilarious puns or cowboy dad jokes, any style can accommodate a bit of hee-haw and a dash of jingly spurs. 

    No, but seriously, the unifying cowboy theme can be found in plenty of joke styles! And if your regular cowboy dad joke is as corny and simple-minded as it gets, then longer, story-format jokes offer a more sophisticated take on this once-lowly career.

    #5

    Where do Viking Cowboys go when they die?

    Y'allhalla.

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    #6

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

    Both want to put a winchester in their mouth.

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    Cowboy Humor in Popular Culture

    Okay, hold your hats because you might get blown by this fact - between 1930 and 1954, in the US alone, the movie industry churned out *drum roll* 2700 Western movies! And that’s just in those years, so imagine the real number of movies that classify as Western or have an appearance of a cowboy in them? That’s way more than anyone could watch in their lifetime. 

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    Luckily for us, we don’t have to watch this many movies to get all the best bits of cowboy humor from pop culture delivered to us. It’s plenty enough to read this hand-picked selection of cowboy jokes! After all, the internet lore gets its jokes from various places, and we bet some of them come from exactly those 2700 Western movies made way back when. 

    #7

    "I’m making a new cowboy film called "The Sun". It’s set in the west!"

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    #8

    Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side?

    So they can fit three in the pickup.

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    #9

    What’s the time when your cow sits on your cowboy hat?

    Time to get a new cowboy hat!

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    #10

    How do you warm up a frozen cowboy?

    Yee thaw!

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    #11

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What do you call a takeout low-calorie meal for a cowboy?

    A saddle light dish.

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    #12

    How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?

    A tractor beam.

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    #13

    Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?

    Because he was always horsing around.

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    #14

    What did the young cowboy say when his sweet little dog went missing?

    “Doggone!”

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    #15

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What’s a cowboy’s least favorite car?

    A cattle-lack.

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    #16

    What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?

    Reintarnation.

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    #17

    What do you call a retired old cowboy?

    De-ranged.

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    #18

    A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit and paper hat. He wasn’t in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

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    #19

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Why was the cowboy sad?

    He couldn’t giddy-up.

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    #20

    What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?

    Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

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    #21

    Why are so many cowboys also gamblers?

    Because they always like raising the steaks!

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    #22

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Who wrote the book “Talk Like a Cowboy?”

    Hal D. Yall.

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    #23

    How does a cowboy usually greet an equestrian?

    “Howdy Neigh-bor”.

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    #24

    What do you call a cowboy who teaches acting class?

    A stagecoach.

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    #25

    How did the cowboy know his cattle were behind him without looking?

    He herd them.

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    #26

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Why did the bow-legged cowboy lose his job on the ranch?

    He couldn’t keep his calves together!

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    #27

    Knock, knock! Who is it over there? Howdy. Howdy who? Howey partner.

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    #28

    What did the Jedi say to the cowboy?

    May the horse be with you.

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    #29

    How do German cowboys greet each other?

    “Audi, partner!”

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    #30

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs How do cowboys keep their cattle quiet?

    Press the moooote button!

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    #31

    What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

    “This ain’t my first rodeo.”

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    #32

    Why can’t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?

    Because they’re always rounding things up.

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    #33

    How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire?

    One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.

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    #34

    What did the cowboy say when his wife threatened to leave him?

    He said, "It's just like Sparks says, 'This town ain't big enough for both of us'."

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    #35

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs In what fashion does a cowboy arrive at a hockey game?

    He usually arrives in a zam-pony!

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    #36

    What is the secret to cowboys being extremely rich?

    I think the only reason is that their horse often gives them a few bucks every day!

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    #37

    Why don’t cowboys shoo the flies buzzing around them?

    It’s easier to let them go bare foot.

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    #38

    How do you kill a rodeo clown?

    Go for the juggler!

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    #39

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What did the egg say to the rodeo clown?

    You crack me up!

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    #40

    What does a cowboy eat before a rodeo?

    Bullogna.

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    #41

    What do you call a bull that fell asleep at the rodeo?

    A bulldozer.

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    #42

    How do Chinese Cowboys greet each other?

    They say, "NiHowdy!"

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    #43

    An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy.

    The agent inquires, "Have you ever had an accident?"

    "Never," the cowboy responds. "However, just recently a horse kicked in two of my ribs, and back a couple years ago a rattlesnake bit my ankle."

    "Wouldn't you call these accidents?" says the puzzled agent.

    "Nah," the cowboy replies. "They both did it on purpose!"

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    #44

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What is a cowboy's favourite ice cream?

    Yee-Häagen-Dazs!

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    #45

    How did the cowboy do that?

    "I ask you again: Howdy do?"

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    #46

    Why don't cowboys make good lovers?

    Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.

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    #47

    What does a cowboy say to his wife when the nature’s calling?

    "Honey, I think I got a DIARR-HEE-YAW."

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    #48

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Why was the rodeo clown frustrated with his job?

    He was tired of all the bull.

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    #49

    What do you call someone who works at a rodeo?

    An EmployYee.

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    #50

    What's a rodeo clown's favorite type of bar?

    A honky tonk!

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    #51

    What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?

    A saddle light dish.

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    #52

    Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.

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    #53

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.

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    #54

    What do you call a cowboy with A truckload of sheep?

    A pimp!

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    #55

    A cowboy rides into town in the Wild West and shoots an artist.

    The sheriff asks him, “Why did you do that?”

    The cowboy says, “I thought he was going to draw.”

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    #56

    What is the highest honor among Cowboy poets?

    Poet lariat.

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    #57

    What does a cowboy call a horse that keeps losing its iPad?

    An Appaloosa!

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    #58

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What happened after the old cowboy actor passed away?

    He rode off into the sunset.

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    #59

    Why did the cow kick Roy Rogers?

    She heard he was a cowpuncher.

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    #60

    Did you hear about the cowboy who died with his boots on?

    He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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    #61

    Why do cowboys always ride horses?

    Because they’re far too heavy to carry!

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    #62

    Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?

    Just aboot.

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    #63

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?

    Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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    #64

    What do cowboys tell their cows after an argument?

    “Turn the udder cheek and moooove on!”

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    #65

    A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows.

    I said, “Sure, that’s 20 cows.”

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    #66

    What do ghost cowboys wear?

    Boo-ts!

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    #67

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Where do cowboys cook their beans?

    On the range.

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    #68

    What did the cowboy say to the old man when he accused him of farting?

    “Darn tootin’.”

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    #69

    If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

    The horse’s name is Friday!

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    #70

    Three cowboys are riding in a truck, all dressed head-to-toe identically. Who is the smartest?

    The one in the middle because he doesn’t have to drive or open the gate.

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    #71

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What illness can cowboys catch from their horses?

    Bronc-itis.

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    #72

    Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?

    He has got no beef.

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    #73

    Two cowboys are lost in a desert. One cowboy sees a tree full of bacon and shouts, “It’s a bacon tree; we’re saved!” He runs toward the tree and gets shot. It wasn’t a bacon tree. It was a hambush.

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    #74

    A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly, he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.

    The man: “A carriage. Six horses. Three black, two brown and one white.”

    The cowboy: “Wow! You can hear all of that?!”

    The man: “No, they just ran me over.”

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    #75

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What do you call a cowboy who works in finance?

    The loan arranger.

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    #76

    Cowboys don’t roll, they tumble.

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    #77

    What do you call a cowboy’s outfit?

    Ranch dressing.

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    #78

    What do the Cowboys and the post office have in common?

    Neither deliver on Sundays.

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    #79

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What do cowboys make when the sun comes up?

    Shadows.

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    #80

    Where do cowboys go to think things over?

    The ponder-osa.

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    #81

    Where do cowboys feed their herd lunch?

    The calf-eteria.

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    #82

    What did the cowboy say to the artist?

    Draw, partner.

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    #83

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs How do cowboys keep their cattle calm?

    Play them relaxing moooosic.

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    #84

    How did the cowboy react when he bought a new yo-yo?

    He simply said, "Well, this ain't my first yo-yo".

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    #85

    n modern times, how does a millennial cowboy speak?

    He simply says, "Yeet Haw"!

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    #86

    Which is the only team that the cowboys support?

    The cowboys are all avid fans of the Spurs!

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    #87

    What is the perfect way to call a cowboy who is always without money despite being a film actor?

    You call him always broke Skint Eastwood!

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    #88

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What does the cowboy say after he is given a boring job at the factory?

    After a long, tiring day, he says that his work is howdy pressing!

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    #89

    If ever there was a fight, who would a zombie cowboy fight with?

    It would most definitely fight with the deadskins!

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    #90

    While taking out his herd, where do the cowboy take his cattle?

    The cowboy rides them up to Moo York!

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    #91

    What special characteristic did the artist cowboy have in his forte?

    He was excellent at drawing!

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    #92

    Knock, knock!

    Who is it over there?

    Hans.

    Hans who?

    Take your Hans off my gold.

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    #93

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What did the cowboys think about the campfire?

    They gave it glowing reviews.

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    #94

    Which kind of dinosaur can be found at a rodeo?

    A bronco-saurus!

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    #95

    "Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?"

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    #96

    "Hey missy, I wouldn’t mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way."

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    #97

    Who wears a cowboy hat, black leather jacket with studs, cowboy boots, a big silver belt buckle, and black lipstick?

    Goth Brooks.

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    #98

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs "I might have looked like Woody, but you must know that you’ve not just got a friend in me."

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    #99

    "We can run away with my dark horse and live in our own paradise for the rest of our lives."

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    #100

    "I am amazed that you are indeed a cowgirl as you already stolen of our hearts in this room."

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    #101

    What do you call a rodeo bull with a sense of humor?

    Laughing stock.

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    #102

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Do bulls have love handles?

    No, they have rodeo grips.

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    #103

    The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

    "Ever have an accident?"

    "Nope, nary a one."

    "None? You've never had any accidents."

    "Nope. Ain't had one. Never."

    "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

    "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

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    #104

    Why did the southern cowboy lose the duel?

    He was slow on that drawl.

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    #105

    What did the furry cowboy say when he was excited?

    “Yiffy-ki-yay!”

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    #106

    "Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice..."

    "Yes that's very nice sir, now can you show me your license please?"

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    #107

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What do a cowboy, chef, and a dom all have in common?

    They must whip it, whip it good.

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    #108

    What’s the difference between a rodeo clown and a politician?

    The rodeo clown tries to avoid the bull.

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    #109

    What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

    "Gimme a slug of whiskey."

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    #110

    How do cowboys like their duck?

    A L'arange.

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    #111

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What do you call a cowboy who helps out at school?

    The deputy head!

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    #112

    What weights 126 pounds and wears a Stetson?

    A nine-stone cowboy.

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    #113

    What do cowboys say about Painful Puns that feature equines?

    "Neigh!"

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    #114

    What does a cowboy call bad directions from a cow?

    A bum steer.

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    #115

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What did the cowboy call a horse with no hair on his neck?

    He shall remain maneless.

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    #116

    What do cattle ranchers like to use when they send texts?

    E-moo-jis.

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    #117

    What do high tech Aussie cowboys call their stock?

    E-moos.

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    #118

    What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?

    Hopalong Cassidy.

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    #119

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What do cowboys call midnight?

    High moon.

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    #120

    What does it mean when a cowboy finds a horseshoe?

    His horse is walking around in his socks.

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    #121

    What’s it called when cowboys eat beans at high noon?

    A toot-out at the O.K. Corral.

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    #122

    Why did the cowboy pinstripe his truck?

    He needed a pick up line.

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    #123

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?

    Maple stirrups.

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    #124

    Did you hear the Cowboys had a touchdown in Philadelphia yesterday?

    It was at the airport!

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    #125

    What is the first rule cowboys learn before filling up a canteen?

    To go upstream from the herd.

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    #126

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Heywood.

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    #127

    What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?

    In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song 'You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel'.

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    #128

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What did the catholic cowboy do when he met the father of the church on his confession visit?

    He greeted him by saying, "Howdy Pardoner!"

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    #129

    Why did the police arrest the cowboy for rustling?

    The police arrested him because the cowboy secretly took the cattle of his neighbors!

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    #130

    How do you refer to a cowboy who is suffering from gastric distress?

    You definitely call him Wyatt Burp!

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    #131

    What did the cowboy do when he counted his cows and found there were 97 of them instead of 100?

    He simply rounded them!

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    #132

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Why did the cowboy kill an artist when he went to the new west town?

    He simply thought that the artist was going to draw!

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    #133

    A three-legged dog walked into the saloon and said, “I’m alookin’ fer the man what shot my paw!”

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    #134

    "Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!"

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    #135

    A cowboy enters a saloon and says to the bartender “Give me a drink for a real man!” The bartender served him a shot of whisky, but the cowboy spits it out and yell, “This stuff is for kids… give me something for a man!” Bartender makes a mix of some of the most powerful stuff he had available, even adding some kerosene, hot sauce, and finishing with a 45 caliber bullet. “Now THAT’s something good!” At that, the cowboy paid for the drink and left. A week later, the cowboy returns, “Give me another of those man drinks, but hold the bullet. Last week I threw a fart and killed the horse.”

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    #136

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs A cowboy walks into a bank wearing only his hat and his gun. A Security guard taps him on the shoulder and says “excuse me sir, you’re not wearing a mask and have to leave.”

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    #137

    Cowboy walks into a blacksmith shop. Starts picking up some tools and looking them over. Blacksmith starts getting annoyed. As he walks over to the him, the cowboy picks up a horseshoe that the blacksmith just made and burns his hand. Blacksmith says "did it burn ya?" Cowboy says "nope, just doesnt take me very long to look at a horseshoe".

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    #138

    A cowboy shot his wife dead. When asked why he said…

    "She broke her ankle."

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    #139

    So the cowboys hire a native american tracker. The tracker would often dismount his horse, look closely at the ground, sniff, put his ears on the ground, etc. So today they are riding a trail. Tracker asks for a halt, gets off the horse and holds his ears to the ground. Gets up says "Buffalo come!"

    Cowboy says "Wow! You can feel the vibrations of the herd moving?"

    Tracker : "No. Face sticky!"

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    #140

    What's it called when a cowboy has a learning disability?

    Yeehawtism.

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    #141

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs Two cowboys are on the edge of a cliff when they hear the sound of wardrums. One cowboy looks at the other and says, “I don’t like the sound of those war drums.” From below, they hear somebody shout, “He’s not our regular drummer!”

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    #142

    A cowboy and a Roman soldier walked to a bar, and the bartender is deaf. The cowboy wanted 4 beers, so he showed 4 fingers and the roman soldier wanted 4 beers so he showed 3 fingers.

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    #143

    One day the Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding in a canyon, and suddenly they are completely surrounded and cut off by angry natives.

    The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, “Well, this looks like the end for us, old friend.”

    Tonto replies, “What you mean by ‘us,’ paleface?”

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    #144

    A cowboy is riding along a trail in the old west and sees an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.

    As he gets closer he hears the Indian saying to himself “Wagon…two gray horses… two passengers, man and woman…man driving.”

    The cowboy goes “Wow! you can tell all that by just putting your ear to the ground?”

    The Indian replies “No. Wagon pass half hour ago, run me over.”

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    #145

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs A cowboy walks in a saloon and sees a woman talking to 4 guys. He pulls out his gun, shoots the men then walks up to her "What's a pretty lady like you doing in a place like this all by herself?"

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    #146

    When does a cowboy's horse talk?

    Whinny wants to!

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    #147

    When is a cattle rancher a magician?

    When he turns the cows into the pasture.

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    #148

    Which sport entails rounding up and stealing cattle as a form of dramatic entertainment?

    Professional rustling.

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    #149

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs How did the cowboy know his cattle were following him without turning around?

    He herd them!

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    #150

    Why did the cowboy want to buy a dachshund?

    To git along little doggie.

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    #151

    What will you get if you ever cross a cowboy with an Egyptian Pharaoh?

    You will get Darn Tutankhamun!

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    #152

    Why are cowboys incapable of getting down from their horses?

    Because they can only get down from a goose!

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    #153

    What kind of philosophy lessons do all the cowboys teach their cows?

    They teach that when one attacks them, they will have to either move their udder cheeks or they'll get a moooo-ve on!

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    #154

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What lesson did the cowboy teach all of his children?

    Never squat with your spurs on.

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    #155

    Which side of a cowboy has scruffy hair?

    The outside.

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    #156

    Come on now, ride your cowboy.

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    #157

    "Hey baby I’ve got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front."

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    #158

    He takes a seat at the counter and notices an old cowboy next to him with his arms crossed staring blankly at a full bowl of meaty chili. A few minutes go by and the young cowboy gets the courage to speak up "Sir, if you ain't gonna eat that would you mind if I did?" "It's all yours friend." Says the older cowboy. The young man slides the bowl to himself and starts spooning the delicious chili into his mouth. He gets near the bottom of the bowl and notices that there is a dead mouse in the chili. He immediate throws up all the chili back into the bowl and looks over at the old cowboy next to him who says "Yeah that's about as far as I got too. "

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    #159

    A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight. After the plane takes off, the cowboy asks for a whiskey and soda, which is promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asks the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replies, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then hands his drink back to the attendant and says, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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    #160

    Do you know why cowgirls are bowlegged?

    Because cowboys eat with their hats on.

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    #161

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What do you call a Texas cop in tactical gear?

    A copsplayer.

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    #162

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"

    "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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    #163

    Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"

    A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I did... want to complain to me?"

    "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"

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    #164

    Why did the cowboy's car stop?

    It had injun trouble.

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    #165

    A Selection Of Cowboy Jokes That’ll Jingle Your Spurs What is the definition of derange?

    Where de cowboys ride wild.

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    #166

    What do Coloradans call a guy who gets on a raging bull after another rider got dumped off?

    Successor to the thrown.

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    #167

    What do young cowgirls call their lifelong buddies?

    Best Friends for Heifer!

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