True story!

Be careful people!

Nooooooooooooo I love working from home!!!

Before putting on his SmartWatch and driving away with his telemetry-enabled.car.

Well, Trump is president-de-elect but technically not out. Alas.

Anti-vaxxers: all the chemicals like H20 and NaCl Will do that!

Ah yes, being from the UK I can say I miss the old Reliant fields with the Scimitars standing proud and the Robins swaying in the breeze as the kittens gently rev in the trees

geez america, why can't you be more like your brother, germany

after all, science is all fake news, right?

That's introverts who live alone. Introverts who live with others hate lockdown, not because they want to leave, but because they want everyone else to leave.

In a way we all contributed, especially the covidiots who made it imperative that scientists found the cure so they worked double time to save us from ourselves

Also signing up for twitter you gave your email:9

hey I love the lemon skittle

Predictably despicable

How did he live to tell the story??

What I do Is glare at people super hard and they back away and for the rest of the day I'm gloowwwinnng

Let's hope some of the changed work culture can be kept for good!

Ditto what @Soap said> THIS IS NOT A CURE IT IS A POSSIBLE PREVENTIVE/PALLIATIVE. THat IS IT. And that's if it works as promised (as a miracle)...

I think that their next project should be a cure for stupidity, preferably in the form of tea

As soon as I saw this, my mind flashes back to 6th grade, when everyone was like "what's hard and starts with a D? Dinosaurs!!!" (sigh)

lmfao

"Of course they deny. Just like everyone is denying that I won the elections. But I won the elections, by a lot. A tremendous bigly lot and there's voter fraud all over the place, I know that because no one knows more about fraud than I do. "

I'm going to order the Deluxe version that comes with the maps, lunchbox, bobbleheads and free DLC's for a year.

Ah animorphs the golden days of youth

*world continues to have deadly pandemic*

Well ''Alexia say which company will make a vaccine'' She'll say it and i'll send it to them by voicemail...I'm so smart :)

We Germans are safe.

I guess Michelle Pfeiffer will get the first dose.

clue ..... none of it is silent ..... didn't say it would make it easier

Would calling Pfizer "The Company that made Viagra" count?

im dead

I accept.... DEATH

Oh shoot, is the P silent?

And spell it.

Fi-zar

pa Fi zer...easy

More like Trump saying "I played down the dangers of this virus and politicized science, so I'm the reason the vaccine exists".

No just no.....

I don't have a Brian, I have a Ryan though...

We're laughing now - but this is exactly what will be called for when the Russian vaccine causes the zombie apocalypse.. ;)

But your lawn's going to look GREAT next year.

They must be very active with the ladys i think you would get more than just the vaccine

Marge is God watching all this s**t sadly because hers/his creation, 'intelligent life' are arseholes. Including me.

Well, after drinking two bottles you will not contract an coronavirus (well, nothing else, either).

Someone who gets it - thank you!

Duke nukem forever anyone?

It's like the other drug companies aren't even trying.

And to think she is only 24 y/o.

Somebody tell me what the rapidly spinning thing is. It looks like Speak & Spell and Simon Says had a toy child.

And now you get a new job: Planning vaccinations for over 300 million people while having to deal with anti-vaxxers, identity-chip conspiracy theorists and 5G radiation fools. Good luck.

"Understandable, have a nice day"

love Alan Rickman

I shall not stay calm!

The only 100% effective vaccine is death.

Trump: Stock market is up!!!

r.i.p zoom

Okay how many more people are going to make this joke?