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This little chimp lived quietly on our bed for over a decade. It was the first gift our son bought for us. One day, my wife was making the bed when she was interrupted by a phone call, so she asked me to finish. The quarantine had been such a drag that I decided to try to cheer her up by hiding Socky under some pillows with just his head showing. Not only did it make her chuckle, it made me feel better too.

I kept it up for about a week, but eventually ran out of hiding places. Still wanting to keep her grinning, I realized I had to get creative. And that is how this daily sock monkey melodrama started. There are now well over 100 episodes.

I get ideas by conjuring up random words to see if they lead to anything, usually while doing menial tasks like exercising or showering. And I’ve been at this long enough that Socky is now a constant part of my thoughts, so that when I look at magazines, social media, the physical world around me, I’m always searching for inspiration for the next day. 

I feel that every skill I’ve ever acquired has been leading to this. That includes my advertising career, a watercolor class, skill with power tools (yes, Socky sometimes requires them), and the knots and fishing line I use as a fisherman (to hang things from the ceiling!). It’s all vital for putting on this show, where, for Socky, all the bed’s a stage and whatever’s lying around the house, the players. 

I sincerely hope Socky makes you smile too.

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Janoel Murrey
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've got an illegal sock dealer

Xander Gonzalez
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SOCK DEALER CALL 911 he sold michmatch pairs

Galactic wolf Of the nebula
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

monkey: psst, want some socks me:...yea ill take the pink one with the strips

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Lydia Gichia-Black
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet they fell off the back of truck full of socks and bananas

Glynna Bowood
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey you - yeah ,come over here - look at all these sox I got for you!

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    Smart blobfish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the most satisfying thing ever LOL

    Spaghetti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite -- so creative

    Slune
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's keeping warm with the knitted outfit

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    Robyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This version of Bob Ross is soooo heartwarming

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope the monkey got some real sock banana for its sock treat for all that hard work

    Elizabeth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE this too much. I'm laughing at all of these photos. Go Socky! Team Socky!

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    Denise B.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, this is BRILLIANT! The garters! And the title art!

    Dhukath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh to much, scared my cat!

    Celery Cringe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping others understand this one lol

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    Theo C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Circle of Life And it moves us all Through despair and hope Through faith and love Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the Circle The Circle of Life

    Star of the world
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TOOOONIGHT

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    Galactic wolf Of the nebula
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the day we arrive on the planet And, blinking, step into the sun There's more to see than can ever be seen More to do than can ever be done There's far too much to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the sun rolling high Through the sapphire sky Keeps great and small on the endless round It's the circle of life And it moves us all Through despair and hope Through faith and love 'Til we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle The circle of life

    The funny one
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am gonna be a mighty king so sockeys beaware, well ive never seen a king of sockey with so little despair, I am gonna be the maine event like no sockey was before, i am brushing up on looking down im working on my HOWL

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    Ellis Lenfestey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAPENIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MALAWEY

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's less funny if you shout the explanation over the joke, though.

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wattson. Shersock. This will make me laugh twice as hard in 3 days!!!!😂

    TheCoolestFool7
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a very avid Sherlockian. This made me laugh so hard.

    Denise B.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! Coincidentally, I'm watching "Sherlock Holmes in Pursuit to Algiers" as I write!

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    Maeve Valentine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can see the wire holding the monkey

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dozens of Ikea customers are wondering why the Allen wrench is missing

    Spaghetti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the box says 'Some assembly required" don't ever underestimate the power of "some"

    Panda-riffic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the little wrenches!!! LOL ha ha ha

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    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should we be worried? or this is normal...?

    KitKatLord
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait.....remember number one were he’s got socks in his jacket, does that mean he was dealing HEARTS!?

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting on Sock Monkey. I's quicker and easier for him to mash the potato than for the Potato Head to effectively maneuver the wide open scissors

    Sawdust
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fight took its toll on both of them: Sockmonkey got the stuffing beat out of him, and Potatohead fell to pieces.

    jasper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me LOL out loud!

    Ella Greenman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But lol means laugh out loud so u said this made me laugh out loud out loud.

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    Theo C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place your bets now. I've got 30 on potato head.

    ThatOneGay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 40 on Sock Monkey. It has good strategies.

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    Ellis Lenfestey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or potato brings scissors to a potato masher fight

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    KatJ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious, we have that exact same bowl

    Slune
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG hairdresser have been closed for 2 months in Germany,lucky monkey!

    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he probably hopes there are a lot bananas there for him to eat

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The troll is blond just like the actress in King Kong :)

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You be blind, dude...that troll clearly has apricot-colored hair! I’m a natural blond, so I know blond when I see it.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " 'Twas Troll killed the monkey."

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    Maul!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love their duvet cover

    Ria C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same duvet in my guest room.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little stack of skeletons is hilarious! 🦍💀🦍💀🦍

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im just gonna point out that the little stack of small skulls are just CUTE!

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    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only one who can sense fear from socky here????

    Sawdust
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it must be his sidelong glance. :-)

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here where annabelle went after escaping from the museum

    salty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the hairdresser and his Sis

    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doll has seen some...things.

    Cameron Washington
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that will be $5 oops i forgot my wallet but i already cut your hair well i guess there is nothing you can do about it now hmm i like ya cut g REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self portrait. He's looking good

    AbbiTabbi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reference to Norman Rockwell, I think.

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    Kawaii Hippotato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lucky dog that gets to ride on the sled

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    J Rob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he hiding a sock in there?

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's just glad to see you. *waggles eyebrows*

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Mr. Sockstripper has an appreciative audience!

    Ramen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey BP imma go buy some more unsee juce brb

    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so that's what she saw...

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socks of the night...what music they make!

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    count sockylar? ok that was bad xD.... dont kill me

    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Hitchcock's "The Birds", but I could be wrong?

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    J Rob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your a Good Man Socky B.

    red panda inc.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why yes... correct... your point being?

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    Smart blobfish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell hes thinking of doing it

    LENNON GRAF
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break glass with... oh ma gawd realization

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please refrain from breaking glass if there is no emergency... lol just break it and say it was a mistake xD

    Slune
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks authentic from the back!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    LENNON GRAF
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO SOCKY DONT SIGN YOUR WORK

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an astonishingly well-designed piece of graffiti.

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oop.... the sock police be ssearching the streets for him now

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    Theo C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my favorites.

    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says only one participant, socky is maybe be hallucinating during quarintine.

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    Anime SImp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a sockotherapy lesson

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's no use. Andy is a sockopath.

    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She went to therapy after the striping thing

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    tmw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahah!!! rhesus!!

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    Xander Gonzalez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    slow low sax music in the background

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m trying to figure out if William F. Burroughs would laugh or take offense at this.

    Xander Gonzalez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats on the other side of the page (not the monkey)

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    Lorrie Rothstein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in your eyes, I want to touch the light the heat i see in your eyes

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    MERMONKEY34
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that real sand on the bed?

    Brooklyn Costley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be so mad if he put sandy stuff on my bed!

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    socky on an island in the middle of pebble sea

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    Galactic wolf Of the nebula
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's hanging and he's swinging Comedy he's bringing When he's jumping all around the place

    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dun dun duna dun dun dun dduna dudududuuuuu dun nah nah naaaaah dun dun dun dun... dun dun!

    Zoë
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but has anyone else only just noticed sockys little red bum? It just occurred to me that it's bare teehee xD

    SeaShell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when he falls face first into the web

    jonnotheGOAT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spider monkey man, spider monkey man, does whatever a spider monkey can

    marie elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like his butt more and more with every picture

    Eva Bryson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the "tail" is sticking out of his back.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spider monkey spider monkey...

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💭 Nobody will ever find me now 💭

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im tryin to figure out if that cactus is a pillow or made out of a sock or drawn or smthn else... it looks painted to me... which isnt logical.. is it?

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    Lydia Gichia-Black
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magic, stand-up comedy, spinning plates...Socky’s a whole show.

    Ayia Grace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The barbie doll is being choked! (Find strings)

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    Ella Greenman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hou have some really beautiful ones

    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh dreidel dreidel dreidel, i made you outta clay...

    Dale-Harriet Rogovich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Socky, I never thought of that! There's always next year.....

    Maul!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He emptied the stock 😜

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    Cookies
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pole: “I yeet you if you don’t get off” Monkey: *Crikets* Pole: I warned you *yeet*

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the pillow is asking where it hurts hehehe

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Socky sets a new record for monkey-cannonball!

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “President Gibben is pleased to announce all households will be receiving a one-time sock allotment based on family size”

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    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOO SOCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Maul!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, he’s gonna miss the target 😣

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    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me.... every day... during classes.... just imagine a laptop infront of me and some books unrelated to the subject being taught...

    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwwww he so cuuuuute!

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma gonna guess that chopsticks are a real challenge for the fingerless...

    RandomHumanBean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, just watch the powerpuff girls, they got it covered

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    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, i cant eat the last bits of my food with chopsticks cuz my hands get tired.... but thet ate 3 whole boxes with chopsticks... and they have NO fingers! just... hats off

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    #55

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    Smart blobfish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait..... wouldn't those be the skins of other sock monkeys? SOCKY IS A MURDERER!!

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It rubs the fabric softener on it's skin..."

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    StrangerOfTheDark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's hanging himself? But he has so much more to do! For example: Go on a foot, Go on a foot, and go to the dumpster!

    Julia Atkinson
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    #56

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    Ellis Lenfestey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    #58

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    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    socky d**k lol (like moby d**k but with sock monkey)

    tmw
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to cross the line, then cross the line, then really cross the line. (go over the equator, go bananas chasing a white whale, then sink your ship killing everyone except a lone survivior)

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    #59

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a lot of disparity in the weight distribution for one poor sock monkey to handle!

    Melissa TO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found a use for that old blockbuster card.

    StrangerOfTheDark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think these are normal things? Nae, all these objects are as old as time.

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    #63

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    SeaShell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socky, I like the way you are PLS don't turn into too-colourful socky

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s already thinking about Halloween costumes

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    jonnotheGOAT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "draw me like one of your french girls, jack"

    #64

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    Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL HAIL THE GOD SOCKY!

    tmw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    urusla the sea-socky?

    Brooklyn Costley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it supposed to be the scene from Moana where she gets lifted up by the water, and she rides it back to the boat?

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that doesnt look too good for socky.... lol

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