People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh And Relax
It’s been seven years—sorry, seven months—since we compiled Bored Panda’s very first list of coronavirus jokes. At that time, it all seemed slightly surreal. The first COVID jokes and puns reflected reality and aimed at educating people. Soon, though, with the viral threat snowballing into one of the greatest public disasters of modern history, the absurdity level skyrocketed.
A new kind of comedy was born. COVID humor turned out to be as savage as the virus itself, and no meme, pun, or one-liner was out of the question. Throwing COVID jokes around became a new kind of weapon against the collective trauma and misery we live in.
And since we've rolled into the second wave of this viral turmoil and everyone is getting a little philosophical and sentimental, the COVID jokes are on fire just like they were the first day. Just better. They matured like a collectible wine, which will get us all the way through 2020. So, roll up your sleeves for this very gourmet compilation of the freshest COVID-19 humor. For dessert, check out more corona jokes here, here, here, and here.
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This Paper Sign At Our Local Sandwich Shop
My mind be reciting that one vine: wHeN wIlL yOu lEaRn tHaT yOuR aCtIoNs hAvE cOnSeQuNeCeS
Load More Replies...It always amazes me that these civil liberties ejits can't seem to figure this out. It's a two way street.
There’s one problem with this sign...you lost the COVIDiots with big words that they can’t read, like “right”, “can’t”, “accepting”, and “consequences”
Posters, please understand the law of the jurisdiction on which you are commenting if you are going to post about it. In the US, you cannot mandate that people break the law/regulations/etc. in order to use your business. Mask mandates vary by state and locality. In fact, discrimination of any kind is narrowly allowed and typically requires a religious component. Further, employers are obligated to provide safe working conditions. An employer that disallows appropriate PPE could be in violation of OSHA standards..
Covid-19 Update
Top two factors in the spread of COVID-19: 1) The density of the population. 2) The density of the population.
Here´s a neat little fact: India has a population that numbers 1 billion 50 million MORE people than the population of the US, but they still have fewer cases and far fewer deaths than in the USA. So, please, wear a mask when appropriate, wash your hands, and VOTE!
Right-Wing Populist Nationalism; it's why the UK, Turkey, Hungary and Brazil are up there too!
The US has about as much inhabitants as the whole of Europe. It’s not a fair comparison to treat the US as “just” a country and looking at absolute numbers.
Hi there, I had to correct this comment, so before you write a comment on how I'm wrong please read what I said First off: India has a population that numbers 1 billion 50 million MORE people than the population of the US, and they are still taking care of the pandemic better than us, with their cases being 7.49M. While the cases in the US are 8.14M. Secondly: Europe also has a better rate of recovery/ to death, around 1.452555, than the US. Also like you stated, "The US has about as much inhabitants as the whole of Europe." which is not correct at all, with Europe having a population of around 741.4 Million and the US has a population of 328.2 million. Meaning Europe's Population is over double the population of the US. Next try to do some basic research, thanks and have a good day
Load More Replies...Protect Yourself, Protect Others!
Not just Londoners but all British towns and cities. If the lights were seen from the air they made easy targets for the Luftwaffe. Even rural villages did it. Everywhere had men called Air patrol men who would sound a siren to warn people to black out their windows and stay in and the siren would sound again when it was safe. There were high penalties if you didn't comply.
The US also had blackout rules—-though after Pearl Harbor we weren’t attacked or invaded, there were German subs off the East Coast and the Japanese attempted to invade through Alaska. Blackout rules included things like using blackout drapes and dimming or turning off headlights on specified stretches of road. After Pearl Harbor we (anyone old enough), or our parents, or our grandparents collectively understood that, even though it was inconvenient and uncomfortable, it was for the greater good. They abided by those rules to protect not only themselves but everyone else too. So why can’t we? We’re not that many generations past those who were alive from 1941-1945, so how did we—-or at least enough of us to be a major embarrassment to the rest—-manage to evolve into such selfish, gullible, callous, narcissistic, and downright nasty ignoramuses so damn quickly?
Load More Replies...People also had to be carful about smoking cigarettes outside during the Blitz.
Load More Replies...I grew up hearing stories from my mum about blackout curtains, lack of coal for heating and most importantly, lack of chocolate due to the fact chocolate was going to our soldiers and sailors. She did have the fond memory of eating a whole box of chocolate Ex-lax one Easter, in response and I think, in protest, to that rationing. She was three. Good times were had by all.
Why are people arguing with the chance of dying? Shouldn't we try to avoid getting sick in the first place? It's a virus, we don't know what it can become if it continues to spread. And there is still a possibility of dying, isn't it, what makes you think you're will be lucky every time?
You can't argue, "It's my life., my freedom, or it's a personal choice" if you are dead.
It’s not only you who noticed that corona jokes have become darker than they used to be at the start of the year. The fact that the pandemic has gotten way worse and it’s nowhere near the end has surely escalated the darker sense of humor.
In a recent interview with comedy writer Ariane Sherine, we talked about the effect the pandemic has had on our lives. The woman from London, United Kingdom told us that she, like many others, tries to limit the flow of corona-related news daily to limit the psychological pressure.
"I get my news in bite-sized chunks from Twitter. I read the news articles they recommend, but I never watch the television news as I find that a lot more emotive and distressing than written news," she said.
Mask-Wearing
Think there's any correlation between the people who wear masks incorrectly and the people who use contraceptives incorrectly?
Oh, definitely. It's how they keep us supplied with assholes to gripe about.
Load More Replies...Oyyyyyyy. True. Lots of men refuse condoms bc it takes thier masculinity away.
Oh my... my first reaction is "really? Let's demonstrate the actual difference!"
Load More Replies...Some people wear a mask, some use a chin-bra, and yet others a thyroid warmer.
Mask Stops Covid-19
The thing is; how do we get POTUS to share this information with his dedicated flock followers?
Tell him that a white supremacy group believes it, and said group supports him.
Load More Replies...They do believe that all masks contain a built-in tracking chip though.
“It’s Easy, Losers”
"I'm immune... you don't know it, but it's great... it's fantastic... it's forever... VOTE!! " :-s
Biggest covidiot in whole world! Please God, save America and world from that moron!
Endanger your employees along the way and take no personal responsibilities.
Similar to approach to military. Lie about bone spurs.Ridicule POWs. Say the military troops love him. Say said troops are losers and suckers.
Born and raised in America at 53 years old I've seen a LOT but nothing even close to this...not even close...I'm so ashamed...
On the other hand, the sense of community we all share these days is stronger than ever before. “On the upside, there’s also a shared sense of camaraderie and getting through tough times together,” Ariane commented.
This sense of community is also key to corona humor, which has become a universal subgenre transgressing all social media platforms, cultures, and backgrounds. Memes, puns, and one-liners hit us hard in a similar way that the virus does. It’s not selective and speaks to everyone.
In every absurd corona joke, there’s a sense of empathy in the things we are all going through. And since the grounds of optimism seem to be depleting daily, there’s only one thing we can do. Sit back, relax, and poke fun at the world which hasn’t been so nice to us lately.
Incompetent
I did this yesterday after my dog barked then coughed immediately after
Even with a mask on, when I need to cough, I turn away from anybody else, and cover my mask with my elbow. And I am not sick.
The Denver Broncos Have The Entire Town Of ‘South Park’ In The Stands For Today’s Nfl Game
Christ! What did it cost to make all those profiles? The choice is either (1) print out and place on foam board hundreds of life sized cutouts, or (2) donate the thousands of $$$$ that would have been used to print these off and help pay the rent for those affected by Covid. It's a hard choice I know.
So Trey and Matt okayed this??? I wanna think so...oh listen....*ding* ....a hospital health worker just got their wings..... ;)
The money they spend doing this could have been very useful for better causes. Just saying.
I Sure Hope That The Corona-Virus Doesn't Catch A Case Of Malignant Narcissism
but if trump gets better it will be worse, because he will think covid didn't do anything to him so he will start telling people that its nothing to worry about.
I love this man!! George Takei, would you please run for president 2024? I'd vote for you!
When Trick Or Treaters Get Within 6 Feet Of My Door
Yes, Halloween cannot be cancelled, we just have to do the right things. 😀
Working Hard
Yeah I just woke up my 13 year old. He has his hoodie on and blanket wrapped around every inch of him except his glasses sitting in his chair online with his class.
I'm so sick of seeing little kids subjected to zoom meetings. This is not how little kids learn!
I’m surprised no one else has brought this up!! This is gonna be one huge waste of learning year!!
Load More Replies...that teacher on zoom be like "uh, billy why ain't you in the god dang zoom class!?"
Homeschooling has taught me that kids can sleep in ANY configuration!!
To be fair, that was pretty much all of us on day 3 of work-from-home...
Yup, That Sounds About Right
My (Finnish) dad came up with this joke before anyone on the internet did.
ja nothing has really changed here other than the fact we have to stand closer to each other
Macaulay Culkin's Face Mask
My mom had one that says “if you can read this your to close” you’d be surprised at how many people say “Oh! That’s a smart thing to have on a mask! I bet it works!” And then proceed to get closer.
It Doesn't Get Any Better Little One
as a student in highschool, I know that expression VERY well and I don't like this pic, makes me too sad for her.
Load More Replies...This photo sums up just about everyone working or learning from home.
I Wonder How Dense The Population Is?
If I Cover My Eyes And Ears Long Enough, The Corona Virus Will Magically Disappear...
... is a perfectly fine representation for a sign? I'm sure that's what you wanted to say.
Load More Replies...Whenever people burn books, eventually they get around to burning people.
Well, Book Burning often came before or after the killing of people. For example, N*zi book-burning was right before the start of the g***cide
Load More Replies...WW2 was started because some popular, racist idiot was given an awful lot of power. Just saying
I'm sorry... isn't this exactly the same thing supposed "anti vaxxers" have been saying , and everyone is calling them crazy ?
Best Thing I Saw On Facebook Today....
It was a rubbish bin within the quarantine hotel no less - not out in public. They've changed the policy so the bins don't have lids and are no contact style. Gotta say I know some here are a bit tired of it all, but I'm proud of my country. The above mentioned outbreak was so small and caught and traced so quick that by the time it was in the news it was over. We just gotta hang in there - covid won't go away because we are tired of it
and if we're really tired of it we should be extra aggressive in following the safety precautions. Angrily wash those hands while ranting about covid! Frown as you snap your mask on when you go outside! Show this bloody virus who's boss.
Load More Replies...It's not just Americans, the whole world is 'enamored' of the way NZ has handled Covid-19 - like a grown-up!
Not Wrong
Drove through a different part of my neighborhood today after I voted. There was a line of cars on both sides of the street. Saw several small kids walking up to a birthday party. Had to be 3 or 4 years old. Kids had mask on, but most of the parents didn't. I hate this country.
First Post
That's something I've wondered about in recent years...do you HAVE to be old to be a politician in America?
No not really but a lot of them are old white men which is so frustrating.
Load More Replies...I think that the population diversity should be shown in all aspects of government. From White, Black, Asian, Latino, Aboriginals, young, middle aged and old. But especially the young. This is our home too, it's our future we have to live with. We should have a say in our country's future.
yes? sacrifice them. sacrifice them. the trashy older ones. not the sweet old ones that give us candy and call us honey and sweet baby. eat the rich.
Seems to me it was a Democrat who put the elderly in NYC nursing homes and then filled them with Corona infected people so that 11,000 elderly died needlessly.
I'm sorry, I haven't been keeping up with the news, but they actually want to SACRIFICE the elderly. What on earth does that mean?
Like back in April and May they were telling everyone to just act like it's normal because the only ones in danger are the elderly. They told old people to take extra precautions but not to worry too much either. It was complete BS.
Load More Replies...Panic, Courtney White, Digital, 2020
Don't Be Afraid You Said?
If this is real, then he's an even bigger idiot than I thought. Getting THE best care in the world and then calling it not too bad is straight out idiotic. Or is he really so delusional that he thinks that every person in the US has access to this kind of healthcare.
Don't forget he took a drug he gas a financial stake in, great opportunity for him to yet again wring his role as president for as much money as possible. At the expense of Americans:(
He was high from the sh*tload of medication he was given. Problem is he never got back to erm... I wanted to say normal, but he was never normal, so before it is then.
the best part of his message is that instead od medicine, the man said "Drugs", so u saying drugs r better than medicine. DrUgS!!
I promise not to be afraid of covid if President Trump promises that all Americans are guaranteed to receive the same quality of medical care he does. They're going to need to build a new wing on Walter Reed.
He promised every American can have it and it will be free. Why am I skeptical ?
Load More Replies...He’s not a leader. He is a clown, and everything he says should be taken as a joke.
100% Effective
lol, it be true tho. Just give em' the good ole' "I don't care" walk away.
No, it's not cool to see. It's a bald-faced lie. Both the CDC and the World Health Organization have admitted that the virus goes right through the masks. A mask is to the virus what a chain link fence is to a mosquito. But you just keep on believing them government lies!!
yep, I relate to the green. would rather listen to something good than your podcast
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Zozo
wasn't Zozo that so-called Ouija demon that was making the rounds?
Load More Replies...That's 100% Truth
I dont like online school, i get we need it because of COVID but it takes away so many learning opportunities for younger children
The Best Mask Guide
Corona Joke
You have to remember, when a vaccine comes out its not going to be an over night change. Things will still take time. If we're lucky the 2021 holiday season will be better. While there's 4 or 5 vaccines in final trails, there's no guarantee any of them will work. And if one does, the effectiveness rate only has to be 50% for it to be approved.
This is the most hopeful thing I've read in a long time. Although my wife just pointed out that it doesn't say December of what year.
January, February, quarantine, quarantine, quarantine quarantine - oh oops, quarantine, quarantine
Heroes Of The Reich, Casually Keeping Corona At Bay
Detector Goes Shhhhh
Tr*mp: “I let 200k+ Americans die to avoid causing panic” Me, a constituent of Jacinda Ardern, who did what Dr Bloomfield et al said and then made a video online to address our panic because IT’S NOT AN EITHER-OR THING: *I can’t quite describe the facial expression I made*
He is only ever making noise in order to throw a smokescreen to cover what he silently does in the background.
The Four Covid-Personality Types
I'd honestly rather see someone without a mask than someone who just has it down on their chin. Like if you're gonna be an asshat about it, at least go all the way.
The one with the chin just probably forgot about it 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...You don't believe in science, it's not a religion. You can only understand science.
Normally you shouldn't feel too much discomfort. If you do feel suffocated, it's much safer to stay home or get a doctor's advice.
Load More Replies...You’re just gonna spread covid to other people if you have it.
Load More Replies...Nah, Santa Died From Covid
For most of the rest of life on Earth, things getting better may not include humans getting a grip on Covid any time soon though.
Load More Replies...I'm finna bout to go over there and contemplate with him X'D
My neighbors have a little kid, and I was laughing about something that my friend told me about Santa not being real. My neighbors kid asked me what I was laughing about, and I was like: "Do you really want to know, and I warned her about everything, and I told her that Santa was not real, and she was scandalized. I felt so bad that I told her that I was joking and that we were laughing that aliens aren't real.
Case Solved
We all know they don't know how to do anything properly... except for "being right"
Load More Replies...They refused masks, social distancing guidelines, likely handwashing advice, and any other medical scientific advice.
She clearly missed the news about the White House superspreader event to intro Coney Barret.
Corona
In fact, it's one of my favorite things that I really came up with when the masks became mandatory. You are smiling not only by mouth but also througt eyes. I love, when I smile at someone and they smile back and you can see the sparks in their eyes.
Well, if there's only one (huge) eye poking out of your I'm pretty sure people will notice one way or another :-)
On the flipside, I can scowl at annoying people all I want now.
Coming To A Store Near You Very Soon
I need to get this for my brother. he loves legos and this is just funny.
Cursed Photo
2019...please come back, I know I told you to go to hell, but you know I never meant to...friends now?
It is I 2019, to your request of being friends? No. go to f**king hell. (no offense btw.)
Load More Replies...I know this is photoshop, but I was like “but this video is from 2015!” for a second.
Oh Crap..
Actually, best to do is not to touch people? I haven't touched any family member since early March. Better safe than sorry.
In March, the Prague subway ran announcements to "cough or sneeze in your elbow" and also to "hold onto vertical railings with your elbow" and this picture illustrates my thoughts on that.
i was always thinking about this from the start when people were elbowing each other
LOL, but it is a wee bit more cumbersome to pick your nose with your elbow, don't you think.
One Of The Only Times Where Deadpool Is A Role Model
Karen's are banned lol ( no offense to anyone actually named Karen)
Unless they just so happen to BE a Karen as well.
Load More Replies...Makes me think of Batman as a better equipped, slightly out of control Karen....
he just said lol why he getting downvoted this is a genuine question pls don't hurt me
Load More Replies...Its True...
A Picture Of My Brother In P.e Class Today
Unfortunately ever kid in America right now. Is that a square marshmallow?
We Didn't Make It To The Moon Choosing The Easy Way Out
But... but... the whole moon landing was staged, no? And this was done in order to hide the fact the earth is actually flat and it now conveniently proves corona is a hoax. Oh and next to all this Santa is real, so is the easter Bunny and the current president of the USA is a sweet and lovely guy! *takes another Xanax... or 2... :-s
Haven't you seen Futurerama, they did fake the Moon landings, on Venus.
Load More Replies...I swear, some idiot that’s terraforming Mars is gonna say that their spacesuit is restricting their freedom and take it off in the middle of space.
PUTTING. OFF. DEALING. WITH. OUTBREAKS. JUST. MEANS. YOU. HAVE. A. WORSE. OUTBREAK. TO. DEAL. WITH. LATER.
The original is the January 20 2016 Non Sequitur comic by Wiley. It is more general, and just as relevant: https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2016/01/20
Where Can I Get A Purse
And what if it did?? Being gay (or anything else) shouldn't be an issue. Live and let live! Besides, the more people vary, the more colourful society gets... no?
An engorged tick would be a better president than the great pumpkin.
Load More Replies...only if you aren't wearing socks. Gotta remember the socks
"fellas, is it gay to survive a pandemic?" Well, Molly it's kinda sad not to.
Berlin Gives Middle Finger To Anti-Maskers In Tourism Ad
It's awesome. I am so done with taking covidioten serious or staying friendly about it.
Load More Replies...Literally: The heightened middlefinger for everyone without a mask. We 'maintain/live' by corona rules. Loosely: Flipping the bird to Karen's.
Wrong translation. It says "raised index finger", phrase that means a stern warning in German. The joke is that it's not the index finger.
Load More Replies...For those of us who don't speak German it translates literally to "The raised [index] finger for all without a mask-- We adhere to the Corona regulations"
I met a guy last week who just visited Berlin and was so happy to tell me that no one wears a mask in Berlin. I feel like sending him this :-D
A better translation to give the same expression is "wags their finger at those without a mask". (You know, when you tell someone off sternly and 2ag a finger at them.)
Mistakes Were Made.
That's just it. It should be the personal choice of a grown man.
Load More Replies...Yeah, sure. Coming from someone who wants to dress up as one.
Some People Don’t Learn
Then, weeks later, they come back saying that the hospital they were in was an illusion made by the government.
Why am I getting minuses for a comment that had 0 at the time I deleted it? Is it still visible to others?
Load More Replies...Alex Jones On Covid-19
Well.. it took 30 years. Still bats**tcrazy though.
Load More Replies...Just imaging yourself standing in Alex Jones´ shoes and looking in the mirror every morning. Some commit suicide for less.
Hey sorry to be that person but can you not make s**cide jokes, many people, have struggled from stuff like that. Thanks and have a nice day!
Load More Replies...He's butter butters. He looks more miserable the old he gets by this time line.
Covid Is Covid
Does anybody else think the person in the top picture looks like Monk
He Did It Boys, Covid Is No More
No. You can watch the video yourself on Twitter and it's not in there. Plus, all the fact checking sites will tell you this is not a quote from Trump. It's ridiculous that he spouts such nonsense that we even have to wonder or that anybody felt the need to make this up.
Load More Replies...You know what I want? A fact checking AI behind him. As he spits out his lying phlegm, it just beeps and says “NOT TRUE” Trump: “I am the best at-“ “NOT TRUE NOT TRUE NOT TRUE NOT TRUE NOT TRUE NOT TRUE”
Email Etiquette
were so use to masks that even with out covid we will still be wereing masks
It certainly nice to be breathing in less of everybody ease's bacteria and viruses...
Load More Replies...Pandemic Time
2020 Has Been Wild
almost, dont worry just wear a mask and ignore amanda
Load More Replies...When people follow directions and care about someone besides themselves. So pretty much never.
Load More Replies...The Office Corona Joke
That's okay. Most politicians don't understand politics either.
Load More Replies...2020 Off!
Mother2020er! Go 2020 yourself! You're a 2020ing loser! Get the 2020 outta here! And so on :-)
Careful - Bored Panda will be along with their asterisks and censor you.
Load More Replies...Or even better, “get these 2020 viruses of my 2020 school year!!”
BRAD !! I- I HOPE YOU 2*20 YOURSELF ! !" "J-JESZYICKA, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT !" "YES, BRAD, I DO ! !"
Here We Go Again Guys
Sign I Put On The Door Of The Liquor Store I Manage. Let The Games Begin
Businesses are allowed to refuse service to anyone not wearing a mask, regardless of any medical conditions they might have. At least some airlines have this policy. It's because allowing maskless individuals is not considered a "reasonable accommodation."
The Walmart in my town is no longer enforcing the mask mandate, which is state law. I try to avoid getting anywhere close to these unmasked idiots. I guess they are trying to avoid confrontations.
Load More Replies...I Can Hear The Voice
Best Joker imo, closely followed by Heath. Troy Baker did an amazing job taking over from Hamill too.
History Teachers Be Like
No Concern For Others
💀💀💀
Mask Dress
That's Harley Quinn disguised as Bat(wo)man/Catwoman/The Pinguin ???
That Is Gonna Be Awful...
Then there was a global pandemic.....
Load More Replies..."Well kids, it starts off like this... Once upon a shitshow..."
We’ve Had One, Yes. But What About Second Covid?
Trump Hard At Work With Covid-19 Signing Blank Pieces Of Paper With A Sharpie. Thanks White House!
Why don't they just give him one of those "Big Crayons for Tiny Hands" already?
2020
my "miss-it" memory is being forced to get dragged along from house to house by the little kids of my street on Halloween and making sure they didn't get hurt and stayed safe :'( I don't even like little kids, man
Steve Mask-In
He has hosted Saturday Night Live many times. Wild and crazy guy.
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I’m too afraid of getting exposed at the testing site
Load More Replies...SELET * FROM dbo.cov_idiots WHERE mask = 'False' and BeliefInScience = 'False', ORDER BY LikelyToDie GO
it's rather still_alive = (WearMask() && Stay2mApart() && WashHands() && GetTested());
Guys Stop I Don’t Have Corona
1) LOL 2) those masks look pretty photoshopped not gonna lie
Load More Replies...Is it just me or do these masks look photoshopped? Please don’t give me a million downvotes if that’s the joke. :|
Yes, masks are photoshopped. The picture is somewhat of a meme template now you can manipulate it to fit your subject.
Load More Replies...This photo is not the actual class. So whether the masks are photoshopped or not is irrelevant.
Love This One
Situation Right Now
Corona
In his messiah tDump's eyes, Mr. Tenpenny is a LOSER since Mr. Tenpenny let covid dominate his life.
Covid Is Coming For You Next
Corona Mask Of The Future Is Here!! And Its Not A Motorcycle Helmet
Ground Control to Major Tom... check ignition and may God's love be with you...
There's No Reason To Put It On The Wrong Place. Wear Your Mask Properly
these pictures are... both cursed,,, and yet... so beautiful...
Corona
It's Corona Safe
This IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE MASK!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would need a cotton liner at least but I doubt this has one.
Please, please PUHLEASE tell me where I can get one. My kid would love me forever if he got this for Christmas. (He has a slight hat addiction - the zanier, the better).
If you do find one, make sure it has two layers of lining in it, crochet isn't tight enough to be effective.
Load More Replies...I Bought This Corona Plush And Now Every Time I Tell Someone I’m Hangin With The Rona They Get Scared
I have to give props to whoever decided to make some money by selling corona plushes. That’s awesome.
giantmicrobes.com I've had quite a few professors and other fellow Biologists that had some plushies from them
Load More Replies...First Covid-19, And Now This
Not all USA citizens are like that. -Your Pro-Mask Anti-Karen American
Load More Replies...It's been affecting the Trump administration for some months now, but it's only since it's moved to Texas that people have noticed.
oh this has been here for... some time actually. I heard of it in early 2019
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The Corona Effect
"You Will Arrive At The White House, Shiny And Orange"
What?
Yes, that is how search autofill has always worked.
Load More Replies...Can't Wait For Covid To End...
Very Necessary Precaution, Thanks Corona
It's even funnier when you know that guys always have left this space even way back in the times before Covid-19.
Load More Replies...Covid Fights Back
Let’s Go 2021
Took me a second because of my small brain capacity, but awesome!!!
Load More Replies...Ch Ch Ch Ro Ro Ro Na Na Na
Boris Logic
Someone please tell me why this looks so familiar? Seriously, it's driving me crazy(er).
you might have seen it before, its pretty popular for memes
Load More Replies...Corona Go Brrr
Corona Be Vibing Tho
Youtube gives golden play buttons to every channel that reaches 1million subscribers and because covid as 1 million deaths it gets a golden play bar
Load More Replies...If Thrax Was Covid-19
I thought of this movie when this whole thing started - I mean I know in the movie he's anthrax not covid but still
Get ready for the sequel, Wrath of COVID. It could work now that Bill Murray is elderly.
Load More Replies...Love the "my body, my choice" bit. Does this apply to a woman's reproductive health? Yeah. Thought so....
I love how they say my body, my choice, but then scream obscenities at gays and women who have had abortion.
Maybe if COVID-19 had a much higher fatality rate, they wouldn't be mewling like that.
Corona
I do too. And I wonder how weird it makes me look.
Load More Replies...Yeah - but did you know it doesn't actually make any physical difference to your eyeball? It's the skin crinkling around your eyes that shows if you are smiling or not. That is what is meant when people say 'smiling with your eyes'.
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Even the founder of the Prague ZOO wears protective mask :-) Be like this good sir. 121697268_...db789a.jpg
Hi guys I feel the need to repeat this comment, this does not apply to people with serious medical issues (who aren't able to wear masks) but rather to Karens who feel like they "don't need to because it's their right not to" I am 13 (with minor autism as well as adhd) I also have siblings younger than me (7 and 9) both of them go to school in person with me both are severely autistic, if they can wear a mask for 6+ hours you can. If you have a serious medical condition stay home but if you just an a**hole please think about your choices, because you are literally killing people. My grandmother died from covid and she most likely got it from the one time she went out to get groceries and a no mask Karen (during the seniors time at the supermarket) coughed on her. She got tested the day after and she had it. So please think about your choices and stop being an a**hole. Have a good day and thanks
people are overreacting when the flu kills more people than the rona - mom
Had to go to hospital yesterday, the amount of people not wearing masks was alot. Not just patients, but hospital staff as well.
Because the US needs to get its s**t together, like 4 years ago.
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Hi guys I feel the need to repeat this comment, this does not apply to people with serious medical issues (who aren't able to wear masks) but rather to Karens who feel like they "don't need to because it's their right not to" I am 13 (with minor autism as well as adhd) I also have siblings younger than me (7 and 9) both of them go to school in person with me both are severely autistic, if they can wear a mask for 6+ hours you can. If you have a serious medical condition stay home but if you just an a**hole please think about your choices, because you are literally killing people. My grandmother died from covid and she most likely got it from the one time she went out to get groceries and a no mask Karen (during the seniors time at the supermarket) coughed on her. She got tested the day after and she had it. So please think about your choices and stop being an a**hole. Have a good day and thanks
people are overreacting when the flu kills more people than the rona - mom
Had to go to hospital yesterday, the amount of people not wearing masks was alot. Not just patients, but hospital staff as well.
Because the US needs to get its s**t together, like 4 years ago.
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