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It’s been seven years—sorry, seven months—since we compiled Bored Panda’s very first list of coronavirus jokes. At that time, it all seemed slightly surreal. The first COVID jokes and puns reflected reality and aimed at educating people. Soon, though, with the viral threat snowballing into one of the greatest public disasters of modern history, the absurdity level skyrocketed.

A new kind of comedy was born. COVID humor turned out to be as savage as the virus itself, and no meme, pun, or one-liner was out of the question. Throwing COVID jokes around became a new kind of weapon against the collective trauma and misery we live in.

And since we've rolled into the second wave of this viral turmoil and everyone is getting a little philosophical and sentimental, the COVID jokes are on fire just like they were the first day. Just better. They matured like a collectible wine, which will get us all the way through 2020. So, roll up your sleeves for this very gourmet compilation of the freshest COVID-19 humor. For dessert, check out more corona jokes here, here, here, and here.

#1

This Paper Sign At Our Local Sandwich Shop

This Paper Sign At Our Local Sandwich Shop

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Falcon
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually a good point, any choices you make have consequences.

Pine
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mind be reciting that one vine: wHeN wIlL yOu lEaRn tHaT yOuR aCtIoNs hAvE cOnSeQuNeCeS

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Katy McMouse
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always amazes me that these civil liberties ejits can't seem to figure this out. It's a two way street.

deanna woods
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish every business would put up signs like this.

Aragorn II Elessar
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s one problem with this sign...you lost the COVIDiots with big words that they can’t read, like “right”, “can’t”, “accepting”, and “consequences”

Chicago Dog Lover
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Posters, please understand the law of the jurisdiction on which you are commenting if you are going to post about it. In the US, you cannot mandate that people break the law/regulations/etc. in order to use your business. Mask mandates vary by state and locality. In fact, discrimination of any kind is narrowly allowed and typically requires a religious component. Further, employers are obligated to provide safe working conditions. An employer that disallows appropriate PPE could be in violation of OSHA standards..

Bacony Cakes
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I salute you, Anonymous Sandwich Shop!

Butch Davis
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I support anyone's choice to go bankrupt

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    #2

    Covid-19 Update

    Covid-19 Update

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top two factors in the spread of COVID-19: 1) The density of the population. 2) The density of the population.

    Sk FaiXan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    india has a facist & illiterate prime minister our assembly is filled with rapist and other goons who dosn't respect any law!!!

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here´s a neat little fact: India has a population that numbers 1 billion 50 million MORE people than the population of the US, but they still have fewer cases and far fewer deaths than in the USA. So, please, wear a mask when appropriate, wash your hands, and VOTE!

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed at the reply. Then, I noticed how sad the reality was in the U.S.

    Hugh Walter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right-Wing Populist Nationalism; it's why the UK, Turkey, Hungary and Brazil are up there too!

    Obi Wan Kenobi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Afric lead in being racially discriminated.

    Sanne H.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US has about as much inhabitants as the whole of Europe. It’s not a fair comparison to treat the US as “just” a country and looking at absolute numbers.

    Pine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi there, I had to correct this comment, so before you write a comment on how I'm wrong please read what I said First off: India has a population that numbers 1 billion 50 million MORE people than the population of the US, and they are still taking care of the pandemic better than us, with their cases being 7.49M. While the cases in the US are 8.14M. Secondly: Europe also has a better rate of recovery/ to death, around 1.452555, than the US. Also like you stated, "The US has about as much inhabitants as the whole of Europe." which is not correct at all, with Europe having a population of around 741.4 Million and the US has a population of 328.2 million. Meaning Europe's Population is over double the population of the US. Next try to do some basic research, thanks and have a good day

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    #3

    Protect Yourself, Protect Others!

    Protect Yourself, Protect Others!

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Londoners but all British towns and cities. If the lights were seen from the air they made easy targets for the Luftwaffe. Even rural villages did it. Everywhere had men called Air patrol men who would sound a siren to warn people to black out their windows and stay in and the siren would sound again when it was safe. There were high penalties if you didn't comply.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US also had blackout rules—-though after Pearl Harbor we weren’t attacked or invaded, there were German subs off the East Coast and the Japanese attempted to invade through Alaska. Blackout rules included things like using blackout drapes and dimming or turning off headlights on specified stretches of road. After Pearl Harbor we (anyone old enough), or our parents, or our grandparents collectively understood that, even though it was inconvenient and uncomfortable, it was for the greater good. They abided by those rules to protect not only themselves but everyone else too. So why can’t we? We’re not that many generations past those who were alive from 1941-1945, so how did we—-or at least enough of us to be a major embarrassment to the rest—-manage to evolve into such selfish, gullible, callous, narcissistic, and downright nasty ignoramuses so damn quickly?

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    Janine B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that.

    Everybody Say Love!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People also had to be carful about smoking cigarettes outside during the Blitz.

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    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up hearing stories from my mum about blackout curtains, lack of coal for heating and most importantly, lack of chocolate due to the fact chocolate was going to our soldiers and sailors. She did have the fond memory of eating a whole box of chocolate Ex-lax one Easter, in response and I think, in protest, to that rationing. She was three. Good times were had by all.

    Falcon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm 🤔 might want to substitute "light on" with "mask off", unless the person is against masks.

    Justin Seagull
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people arguing with the chance of dying? Shouldn't we try to avoid getting sick in the first place? It's a virus, we don't know what it can become if it continues to spread. And there is still a possibility of dying, isn't it, what makes you think you're will be lucky every time?

    Arline Taylor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't argue, "It's my life., my freedom, or it's a personal choice" if you are dead.

    Eunice Probert
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't just Londoners, it was everyone in the UK.

    Ankita Pattanayak
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Substitute “light” for “no mask”

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    It’s not only you who noticed that corona jokes have become darker than they used to be at the start of the year. The fact that the pandemic has gotten way worse and it’s nowhere near the end has surely escalated the darker sense of humor.

    In a recent interview with comedy writer Ariane Sherine, we talked about the effect the pandemic has had on our lives. The woman from London, United Kingdom told us that she, like many others, tries to limit the flow of corona-related news daily to limit the psychological pressure.

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    "I get my news in bite-sized chunks from Twitter. I read the news articles they recommend, but I never watch the television news as I find that a lot more emotive and distressing than written news," she said.

    #4

    Mask-Wearing

    Mask-Wearing

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think there's any correlation between the people who wear masks incorrectly and the people who use contraceptives incorrectly?

    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, definitely. It's how they keep us supplied with assholes to gripe about.

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    TheWitchNaru
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oyyyyyyy. True. Lots of men refuse condoms bc it takes thier masculinity away.

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my... my first reaction is "really? Let's demonstrate the actual difference!"

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people wear a mask, some use a chin-bra, and yet others a thyroid warmer.

    Mishte Tine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ah, you’re a parent, apparently.”

    Tye Dye Llama
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    5 years ago

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    #5

    Mask Stops Covid-19

    Mask Stops Covid-19

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    Hubertus Touché
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is; how do we get POTUS to share this information with his dedicated flock followers?

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him that a white supremacy group believes it, and said group supports him.

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    François Carré
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do believe that all masks contain a built-in tracking chip though.

    Turnip and a Frog
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Federal Government Skynet” 🤣🤣🤣

    Beatrice Multhaupt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facial recognition will soon be obsolete.

    stella rossa
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true!!!! And so clever!!!

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    #6

    “It’s Easy, Losers”

    “It’s Easy, Losers”

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    Hubertus Touché
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm immune... you don't know it, but it's great... it's fantastic... it's forever... VOTE!! " :-s

    Bardhi's Dad
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biggest covidiot in whole world! Please God, save America and world from that moron!

    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gov't doesn't pay. Tax payers pay.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endanger your employees along the way and take no personal responsibilities.

    Podunkus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8. Boast to everyone about how powerful you now feel.

    Aaron W
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This attitude is actually indicative of Trump's whole life, not just his presidency.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does anyone give Donald Trump the time of day? Yes, he is dumb, but his supporters are even dumber.

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to approach to military. Lie about bone spurs.Ridicule POWs. Say the military troops love him. Say said troops are losers and suckers.

    Monica Reed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born and raised in America at 53 years old I've seen a LOT but nothing even close to this...not even close...I'm so ashamed...

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    On the other hand, the sense of community we all share these days is stronger than ever before. “On the upside, there’s also a shared sense of camaraderie and getting through tough times together,” Ariane commented.

    This sense of community is also key to corona humor, which has become a universal subgenre transgressing all social media platforms, cultures, and backgrounds. Memes, puns, and one-liners hit us hard in a similar way that the virus does. It’s not selective and speaks to everyone.

    In every absurd corona joke, there’s a sense of empathy in the things we are all going through. And since the grounds of optimism seem to be depleting daily, there’s only one thing we can do. Sit back, relax, and poke fun at the world which hasn’t been so nice to us lately.

    #7

    Incompetent

    Incompetent

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    TheHolyFatherOfToast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this yesterday after my dog barked then coughed immediately after

    Katelyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this as I'm choking on my own spit lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays I'm afraid to cough in public. I told my son that the first person I see in the store with no mask on, I'm going to start coughing, and saying "Do you think I should have stayed home since I'm running a fever?" I know, I'm just evil.

    StardustRainO8
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with a mask on, when I need to cough, I turn away from anybody else, and cover my mask with my elbow. And I am not sick.

    GeoSushi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I have alergies and very time I sneeze people think I have covid...I am tested for covid frequently and still haven't got it.

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    #8

    The Denver Broncos Have The Entire Town Of ‘South Park’ In The Stands For Today’s Nfl Game

    The Denver Broncos Have The Entire Town Of ‘South Park’ In The Stands For Today’s Nfl Game

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    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Chef's Salty Balls concession stand?

    Kevin Donegan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ! What did it cost to make all those profiles? The choice is either (1) print out and place on foam board hundreds of life sized cutouts, or (2) donate the thousands of $$$$ that would have been used to print these off and help pay the rent for those affected by Covid. It's a hard choice I know.

    Monty Is Fiennes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Trey and Matt okayed this??? I wanna think so...oh listen....*ding* ....a hospital health worker just got their wings..... ;)

    Everybody Say Love!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me to be about Tree-Fiddy people in the stands?!

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The money they spend doing this could have been very useful for better causes. Just saying.

    Thomas Smart
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They killed Kenny! Those bastards!

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    #9

    I Sure Hope That The Corona-Virus Doesn't Catch A Case Of Malignant Narcissism

    I Sure Hope That The Corona-Virus Doesn't Catch A Case Of Malignant Narcissism

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    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    National treasure!

    Lincoln J Bakkum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if trump gets better it will be worse, because he will think covid didn't do anything to him so he will start telling people that its nothing to worry about.

    Summer Woodsong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this man!! George Takei, would you please run for president 2024? I'd vote for you!

    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What charges are there to face, i mean, i know one thing to face, how stupid you are George the m***********g loser

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    #10

    When Trick Or Treaters Get Within 6 Feet Of My Door

    When Trick Or Treaters Get Within 6 Feet Of My Door

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    Janine B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 This should be first!

    zims
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to figure out how to rig a catapult or slide from the top of my driveway to the sidewalk. Don't even know if any kids will come, just want to try.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the candy, ya filthy animal.

    Nuri
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pretty good idea actually

    David K
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here´s your candy and now get off my lawn, damn kids!

    Rainbow Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Halloween cannot be cancelled, we just have to do the right things. 😀

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    #11

    Working Hard

    Working Hard

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I just woke up my 13 year old. He has his hoodie on and blanket wrapped around every inch of him except his glasses sitting in his chair online with his class.

    Cassie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sick of seeing little kids subjected to zoom meetings. This is not how little kids learn!

    Leonel Roque
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised no one else has brought this up!! This is gonna be one huge waste of learning year!!

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    Espi Bostos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that teacher on zoom be like "uh, billy why ain't you in the god dang zoom class!?"

    eezycheezes101
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hecking YES. That boy is my spirit human.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeschooling has taught me that kids can sleep in ANY configuration!!

    Ian Osmond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that was pretty much all of us on day 3 of work-from-home...

    Jenn C
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of my students lol. Except mine was in the classroom!

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    #12

    Yup, That Sounds About Right

    Yup, That Sounds About Right

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    Rowlie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like I am Scandinavian at heart

    Fixin'Ta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone married to a Scandinavian, I approve this message.

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My (Finnish) dad came up with this joke before anyone on the internet did.

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is hilarious. I'm still chuckling.

    Camarin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! I feel for you, Scandianavians! 🤗

    Oline Clausen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ja nothing has really changed here other than the fact we have to stand closer to each other

    Ann Tegnér
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being Swedish, I can confirm this!

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    #13

    Macaulay Culkin's Face Mask

    Macaulay Culkin's Face Mask

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE is the KING of making good out of bad!!

    The Harry Potter person
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had one that says “if you can read this your to close” you’d be surprised at how many people say “Oh! That’s a smart thing to have on a mask! I bet it works!” And then proceed to get closer.

    Monty Is Fiennes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE LEGO!!!...Architecture series.....

    BlackRabbit
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still has it... never get's old

    #14

    It Doesn't Get Any Better Little One

    It Doesn't Get Any Better Little One

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    CLG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love this photo so much.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a student in highschool, I know that expression VERY well and I don't like this pic, makes me too sad for her.

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    Clara Knaub
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby. It must be so stressful for her. 😔

    pansexualandproud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks like a mom that is just done with everthing

    Espi Bostos
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the caption got me so bad.

    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me from November 2016 right up to this very minute.

    Sue Hazlewood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she is awake just yet but what a cutie

    Justanotherperson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo sums up just about everyone working or learning from home.

    Paizleypie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, her little face looks so pitiful. 💔

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like your first day at a new job and you had 30 minutes of training.

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    #15

    I Wonder How Dense The Population Is?

    I Wonder How Dense The Population Is?

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    Falcon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 stealing this image. So true.

    pansexualandproud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. but it's sad that it is true

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably won't even get the burn.

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before. It never fails to make me smirk.

    #16

    If I Cover My Eyes And Ears Long Enough, The Corona Virus Will Magically Disappear...

    If I Cover My Eyes And Ears Long Enough, The Corona Virus Will Magically Disappear...

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... is a perfectly fine representation for a sign? I'm sure that's what you wanted to say.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever people burn books, eventually they get around to burning people.

    Chicago Dog Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse. Book-burning was awful, but didn't kill people.

    Pine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Book Burning often came before or after the killing of people. For example, N*zi book-burning was right before the start of the g***cide

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    BeazleBug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First "executive order" was to muzzle all federal and federally funded scientists, then cut their funding....years before the pandemic. But, it was OK then.

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WW2 was started because some popular, racist idiot was given an awful lot of power. Just saying

    Keilana Ferenczy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some well drawn fire, in my opinion.

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people need to listen to the facts, and trust scientists who have dedicated their life to their study instead of believing every Karen, Kyle, Chad (and Trump) on the internet.

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry... isn't this exactly the same thing supposed "anti vaxxers" have been saying , and everyone is calling them crazy ?

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    #17

    Best Thing I Saw On Facebook Today....

    Best Thing I Saw On Facebook Today....

    twinkwtp Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a rubbish bin within the quarantine hotel no less - not out in public. They've changed the policy so the bins don't have lids and are no contact style. Gotta say I know some here are a bit tired of it all, but I'm proud of my country. The above mentioned outbreak was so small and caught and traced so quick that by the time it was in the news it was over. We just gotta hang in there - covid won't go away because we are tired of it

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if we're really tired of it we should be extra aggressive in following the safety precautions. Angrily wash those hands while ranting about covid! Frown as you snap your mask on when you go outside! Show this bloody virus who's boss.

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just Americans, the whole world is 'enamored' of the way NZ has handled Covid-19 - like a grown-up!

    Tara Brooks
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for me to move to New Zealand

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't call it a trashcan. We're 'Merica, and everything's bigger here. It started with a trumpsterfire.

    Fixin'Ta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand is the most oarsome country ever.

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    #18

    Not Wrong

    Not Wrong

    jota_pe- Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you Brits would say - legend.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drove through a different part of my neighborhood today after I voted. There was a line of cars on both sides of the street. Saw several small kids walking up to a birthday party. Had to be 3 or 4 years old. Kids had mask on, but most of the parents didn't. I hate this country.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send somebody out first. Lol

    Danielle Wigger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, he did ask, so there is a right to say no!

    #19

    First Post

    First Post

    zimmmmy Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's something I've wondered about in recent years...do you HAVE to be old to be a politician in America?

    Clara Knaub
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No not really but a lot of them are old white men which is so frustrating.

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    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that the population diversity should be shown in all aspects of government. From White, Black, Asian, Latino, Aboriginals, young, middle aged and old. But especially the young. This is our home too, it's our future we have to live with. We should have a say in our country's future.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Obama was president, I one day realised that he was the first president in my lifetime to be younger than myself. He still holds the record as the youngest living president at 59.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes? sacrifice them. sacrifice them. the trashy older ones. not the sweet old ones that give us candy and call us honey and sweet baby. eat the rich.

    Edward Hara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me it was a Democrat who put the elderly in NYC nursing homes and then filled them with Corona infected people so that 11,000 elderly died needlessly.

    Dan H
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuomo sacrificed thousands of elderly in New York

    Justin Seagull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I haven't been keeping up with the news, but they actually want to SACRIFICE the elderly. What on earth does that mean?

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like back in April and May they were telling everyone to just act like it's normal because the only ones in danger are the elderly. They told old people to take extra precautions but not to worry too much either. It was complete BS.

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    #20

    Panic, Courtney White, Digital, 2020

    Panic, Courtney White, Digital, 2020

    CourtneyMakesStuff Report

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is so much the worst!!!

    I'm.in.wonderland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad I read all of these in his voice? *shudder*

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    #21

    Don't Be Afraid You Said?

    Don't Be Afraid You Said?

    inototo20 Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is real, then he's an even bigger idiot than I thought. Getting THE best care in the world and then calling it not too bad is straight out idiotic. Or is he really so delusional that he thinks that every person in the US has access to this kind of healthcare.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair he's not an actual leader and he's an imbecile.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget he took a drug he gas a financial stake in, great opportunity for him to yet again wring his role as president for as much money as possible. At the expense of Americans:(

    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was high from the sh*tload of medication he was given. Problem is he never got back to erm... I wanted to say normal, but he was never normal, so before it is then.

    Inioluwa Adewara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best part of his message is that instead od medicine, the man said "Drugs", so u saying drugs r better than medicine. DrUgS!!

    Geoff
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise not to be afraid of covid if President Trump promises that all Americans are guaranteed to receive the same quality of medical care he does. They're going to need to build a new wing on Walter Reed.

    Kit Tuck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He promised every American can have it and it will be free. Why am I skeptical ?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple...the kind of leader that cares more about money than the people in his country.

    Dmitri K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not a leader. He is a clown, and everything he says should be taken as a joke.

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    #22

    100% Effective

    100% Effective

    RyanShelf Report

    Clara Knaub
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s really cool to see!

    Espi Bostos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, it be true tho. Just give em' the good ole' "I don't care" walk away.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also effective: "Wanna join my MLM and be your own boss/CEO/BossBabe?"

    Edward Hara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not cool to see. It's a bald-faced lie. Both the CDC and the World Health Organization have admitted that the virus goes right through the masks. A mask is to the virus what a chain link fence is to a mosquito. But you just keep on believing them government lies!!

    T Simmons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet not one study is conclusive

    the child
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this for memes, please and thank you

    pansexualandproud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, I relate to the green. would rather listen to something good than your podcast

    #23

    Corona

    Corona

    empanado , twitter.com Report

    Espi Bostos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that lamp be looking like his soul.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broken, just like our poor country.

    Espi Bostos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another "Kids who beat the system" Am I right?....Oh...nvm

    Camarin
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do anything and get as comfy as you like if your work computer does not have a webcam or if it's not required to show your face on a webcam.

    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the risk of laptop getting broken is too high here.

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    #24

    Zozo

    Zozo

    arwenn Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as ZOZO originally

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also reads ZOZO off Led Zeplin albums

    Espi Bostos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its only nono when you dont know how to properly write your 2's

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    #25

    That's 100% Truth

    That's 100% Truth

    Sukkuuuu Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest, EVERY. DAMN. DAY.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY NOW BEING SICK IS TERRIBLE

    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree... (professor here)

    Another loser
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont like online school, i get we need it because of COVID but it takes away so many learning opportunities for younger children

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    #26

    The Best Mask Guide

    The Best Mask Guide

    SUTHbeats Report

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable doggo does what is good for everyone. 🐶

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The definition of guide dog.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That snoot is adorable! Will watch instructions on how not to wear gladly. While wearing a mask of course.

    Among Us
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something similar to this at my local Trader Joe's...

    XD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the one where the mask is on like a hat! I’d love to see that on the adorable doggo 😍

    I'm lay sheep in China
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    5 years ago

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    This may seem safe but Animal doesn't have to wear mask since they're respiratory system is weak than human so masked may cause Trouble breathing for them

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    #27

    Corona Joke

    Corona Joke

    The_Octoberman Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming December isn't going to be even worse :P

    Tacocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020: The year with 4 months. Has a nice ring to it. 🤔

    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like January, February, quarantine, summer of 2021, I´m afraid

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to remember, when a vaccine comes out its not going to be an over night change. Things will still take time. If we're lucky the 2021 holiday season will be better. While there's 4 or 5 vaccines in final trails, there's no guarantee any of them will work. And if one does, the effectiveness rate only has to be 50% for it to be approved.

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    December, ok, but which year?

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most hopeful thing I've read in a long time. Although my wife just pointed out that it doesn't say December of what year.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry December is Flu and cold month in UK. So f**k COVID. ;o)

    Monica Reed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    January, February, quarantine, quarantine, quarantine quarantine - oh oops, quarantine, quarantine

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    #28

    Heroes Of The Reich, Casually Keeping Corona At Bay

    Heroes Of The Reich, Casually Keeping Corona At Bay

    lv_Mortarion_vl Report

    Espi Bostos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    geez, the seagle be following the rule better than us dumbass humans.

    Andrea Delden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seagull is smarter than most Trump supporters!

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing Canadian seagulls might do the same.

    COcO BAMa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seagull waiting his turn with paitence damn seagull has more humanity than most humans

    Kitten claws
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't it be NEIN NEIN NEIN

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seagull doesn’t have any money, smh

    Zhaoheng Liu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even the seagull knows that covid is not a joke

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    #29

    Detector Goes Shhhhh

    Detector Goes Shhhhh

    burned1000 Report

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tr*mp: “I let 200k+ Americans die to avoid causing panic” Me, a constituent of Jacinda Ardern, who did what Dr Bloomfield et al said and then made a video online to address our panic because IT’S NOT AN EITHER-OR THING: *I can’t quite describe the facial expression I made*

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is only ever making noise in order to throw a smokescreen to cover what he silently does in the background.

    Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is awsome you assholes

    #30

    The Four Covid-Personality Types

    The Four Covid-Personality Types

    SleepDeprivedUserUK Report

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd honestly rather see someone without a mask than someone who just has it down on their chin. Like if you're gonna be an asshat about it, at least go all the way.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one with the chin just probably forgot about it 🤷‍♀️

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... by natural selection, only science believers live?

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes precisely, unless you're a magic-believing hermit

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    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 and 4 are more like "Doesn't give a sh*t"

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sentence: "believes in science" always makes me shiver

    matthew owen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't believe in science, it's not a religion. You can only understand science.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but, but ... where is the Thyroid-warmer?

    Lydia Coy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The denies science... karen

    Lydia Coy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand science but i cant wear the masks mate

    JustAWeirdoGirlChild
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    im the one labeled "doesnt understand science." like ik its bad but how am I supposed to go 9 hours a day with a mask on feeling like I'm suffocating? i respect those who can do it

    Justin Seagull
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally you shouldn't feel too much discomfort. If you do feel suffocated, it's much safer to stay home or get a doctor's advice.

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    y'all_won't_like_me
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    5 years ago

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    how is not wearing a mask denying science? like, i get it, corona is real- it is very easy to catch! however, i'm also not gonna let fear determine my life... soo

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re just gonna spread covid to other people if you have it.

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    #31

    Nah, Santa Died From Covid

    Nah, Santa Died From Covid

    Sirs_kitten42 Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things WILL get better Rudolph, I promise

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For most of the rest of life on Earth, things getting better may not include humans getting a grip on Covid any time soon though.

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    Espi Bostos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Rudolph is just thinking about his life when he was bullied.

    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry Rudolf, looks like it's not happening😣

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm finna bout to go over there and contemplate with him X'D

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but it's gonna have to be high altitude bombing

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Rudolf, don't jump! 2021 is coming., I promise.

    -Spooky Karl-
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbors have a little kid, and I was laughing about something that my friend told me about Santa not being real. My neighbors kid asked me what I was laughing about, and I was like: "Do you really want to know, and I warned her about everything, and I told her that Santa was not real, and she was scandalized. I felt so bad that I told her that I was joking and that we were laughing that aliens aren't real.

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    #32

    Case Solved

    Case Solved

    kelliearies Report

    Kristoffer Rahbek-Jensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, she spelled Karen wrong in her profile

    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know they don't know how to do anything properly... except for "being right"

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    Ria C.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to mention they held massive gatherings as well.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They refused masks, social distancing guidelines, likely handwashing advice, and any other medical scientific advice.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ferguson can go as Van Gogh for Halloween and wouldn't need a costume. He has the perfect profile pic.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She clearly missed the news about the White House superspreader event to intro Coney Barret.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...so who might be the culprits? His maskless children?

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    #33

    Corona

    Corona

    noitskatelyn Report

    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, it's one of my favorite things that I really came up with when the masks became mandatory. You are smiling not only by mouth but also througt eyes. I love, when I smile at someone and they smile back and you can see the sparks in their eyes.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you laugh/smile with your whole face and you can absolutely see it!

    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if there's only one (huge) eye poking out of your I'm pretty sure people will notice one way or another :-)

    Bengü Taşkesen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People notice your smile by looking around the eyes.

    Among Us
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me nodding in a zoom meeting when my camera is off

    Me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me nodding on the phone

    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flipside, I can scowl at annoying people all I want now.

    Coco
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they can. eyes and other muscles in your face send the right signals when you smile. :)

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    #34

    Coming To A Store Near You Very Soon

    Coming To A Store Near You Very Soon

    tombola201uk Report

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need some masked figures so they can be examples to others. 😂

    pansexualandproud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to get this for my brother. he loves legos and this is just funny.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually we have much more free time than ever

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As we speak, there are people who still have a whole garage full of TP and hand sanitizer.

    Jaime
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just searched for this on Amazon, sad :-(

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be played for generations to come.

    #35

    Cursed Photo

    Cursed Photo

    Report

    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2019...please come back, I know I told you to go to hell, but you know I never meant to...friends now?

    Espi Bostos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is I 2019, to your request of being friends? No. go to f**king hell. (no offense btw.)

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    Hailey Hall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im starting to think this was all because people jinxed the year 2020

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FIND HER!!! just kidding :-) funny also 2019 was my best year ever.

    Banjo Peppers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is photoshop, but I was like “but this video is from 2015!” for a second.

    jonnotheGOAT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perhaps i treated 2019 too harshly

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2019 was so much better. It was great not being in quarantine.

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    #36

    Oh Crap..

    Oh Crap..

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    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, best to do is not to touch people? I haven't touched any family member since early March. Better safe than sorry.

    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In March, the Prague subway ran announcements to "cough or sneeze in your elbow" and also to "hold onto vertical railings with your elbow" and this picture illustrates my thoughts on that.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you can sneeze on the outside of your own elbow, that is :-D

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought when people started shaking elbows.

    Amirah Abdat
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was always thinking about this from the start when people were elbowing each other

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, but it is a wee bit more cumbersome to pick your nose with your elbow, don't you think.

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    #37

    One Of The Only Times Where Deadpool Is A Role Model

    One Of The Only Times Where Deadpool Is A Role Model

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    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the last image the mom from Kate Plus 8?

    Among Us
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah Deadpool was always a role-model. Change my mind.

    pansexualandproud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen's are banned lol ( no offense to anyone actually named Karen)

    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they just so happen to BE a Karen as well.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of Batman as a better equipped, slightly out of control Karen....

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Karen. Katrina’s say, “Welcome to the club.”

    Lovey Dove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he just said lol why he getting downvoted this is a genuine question pls don't hurt me

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    #38

    Its True...

    Its True...

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    i-be-viben
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me:finally i reached the to security:mask? me:jumps off cliff

    Azziza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dead just by looking at all those stairs.

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    #39

    A Picture Of My Brother In P.e Class Today

    A Picture Of My Brother In P.e Class Today

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    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stepping on that cube will be painful...just saying.

    Azziza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These pictures are getting funnier and funnier LMAO

    COcO BAMa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me at the gym (before the virus)

    Star-Light Star-Bright
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    5 years ago

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately ever kid in America right now. Is that a square marshmallow?

    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago

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    He looks so sweet and sad at the same time. I just wanna squeeze his little guts out!

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    #40

    We Didn't Make It To The Moon Choosing The Easy Way Out

    We Didn't Make It To The Moon Choosing The Easy Way Out

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    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but... the whole moon landing was staged, no? And this was done in order to hide the fact the earth is actually flat and it now conveniently proves corona is a hoax. Oh and next to all this Santa is real, so is the easter Bunny and the current president of the USA is a sweet and lovely guy! *takes another Xanax... or 2... :-s

    Harley Hoglin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't you seen Futurerama, they did fake the Moon landings, on Venus.

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    Aragorn II Elessar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, some idiot that’s terraforming Mars is gonna say that their spacesuit is restricting their freedom and take it off in the middle of space.

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PUTTING. OFF. DEALING. WITH. OUTBREAKS. JUST. MEANS. YOU. HAVE. A. WORSE. OUTBREAK. TO. DEAL. WITH. LATER.

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original is the January 20 2016 Non Sequitur comic by Wiley. It is more general, and just as relevant: https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2016/01/20

    qwerty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the "inconvenient but accurate" path. There's social distancing.

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    #41

    Where Can I Get A Purse

    Where Can I Get A Purse

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    Alex T
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    masks are gay??? i'm in *throws on pride mask*

    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago

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    Yes because a real man just takes it on the chin. Hm... Maybe that's why "There's no real men anymore", they kept stupidly dying without necessity?

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    Hubertus Touché
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what if it did?? Being gay (or anything else) shouldn't be an issue. Live and let live! Besides, the more people vary, the more colourful society gets... no?

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t.. people still think calling someone gay is an insult? How is she not canceled?

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomi Lahren is such a trash human being.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with a man carrying a purse? But, there is lots wrong with Tomi Lahren.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is gay something bad? I don't think so.

    qwerty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, being gay is not bad at all.

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    Lydia Coy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biden would be a better president 110%

    Banjo Peppers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An engorged tick would be a better president than the great pumpkin.

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    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only if you aren't wearing socks. Gotta remember the socks

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "fellas, is it gay to survive a pandemic?" Well, Molly it's kinda sad not to.

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    #42

    Berlin Gives Middle Finger To Anti-Maskers In Tourism Ad

    Berlin Gives Middle Finger To Anti-Maskers In Tourism Ad

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    Jo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The officials in Berlin are going bananas about this. I think it's good!

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's awesome. I am so done with taking covidioten serious or staying friendly about it.

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally: The heightened middlefinger for everyone without a mask. We 'maintain/live' by corona rules. Loosely: Flipping the bird to Karen's.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong translation. It says "raised index finger", phrase that means a stern warning in German. The joke is that it's not the index finger.

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    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us who don't speak German it translates literally to "The raised [index] finger for all without a mask-- We adhere to the Corona regulations"

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a guy last week who just visited Berlin and was so happy to tell me that no one wears a mask in Berlin. I feel like sending him this :-D

    Pine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to know what this says now. That is one bada** older lady!

    Forty Seven Pandas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better translation to give the same expression is "wags their finger at those without a mask". (You know, when you tell someone off sternly and 2ag a finger at them.)

    Kit Tuck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, most Americans can't read it in German.

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    #43

    Mistakes Were Made.

    Mistakes Were Made.

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    Benjamin Lensgraf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like anyone chooses to get circumcised...

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just it. It should be the personal choice of a grown man.

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colour is indeed somewhat unfortunate. Or: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penis with glasses for the win.

    Richard Pérez
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, sure. Coming from someone who wants to dress up as one.

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    #44

    Some People Don’t Learn

    Some People Don’t Learn

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    InstantRamenGuy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, weeks later, they come back saying that the hospital they were in was an illusion made by the government.

    Łukasz Markuszewski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long time no see this meme. It's from, I think, 2008?

    David K
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    5 years ago

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    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I getting minuses for a comment that had 0 at the time I deleted it? Is it still visible to others?

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    #45

    Alex Jones On Covid-19

    Alex Jones On Covid-19

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This went from 0 to a 100 real quick 🤔

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He keeps getting fatter, balder, and more stupid.

    banana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that's the gay frogs guy

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink the blood of republicans? Nah, to easy to catch sars-cov-2 that way.

    Mathieu Brouwers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imaging yourself standing in Alex Jones´ shoes and looking in the mirror every morning. Some commit suicide for less.

    Pine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey sorry to be that person but can you not make s**cide jokes, many people, have struggled from stuff like that. Thanks and have a nice day!

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's butter butters. He looks more miserable the old he gets by this time line.

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    #46

    Covid Is Covid

    Covid Is Covid

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    sunflower_013
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anybody else think the person in the top picture looks like Monk

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the guy in the choir loft with the rifle is Dr. Fauci.

    Tay
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just wanted to attend a meeting about itself!

    pansexualandproud
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the irony is strong with this one

    #47

    He Did It Boys, Covid Is No More

    He Did It Boys, Covid Is No More

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    Daniela Berg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to ask... Did he really say that?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. You can watch the video yourself on Twitter and it's not in there. Plus, all the fact checking sites will tell you this is not a quote from Trump. It's ridiculous that he spouts such nonsense that we even have to wonder or that anybody felt the need to make this up.

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    phantom buni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what I want? A fact checking AI behind him. As he spits out his lying phlegm, it just beeps and says “NOT TRUE” Trump: “I am the best at-“ “NOT TRUE NOT TRUE NOT TRUE NOT TRUE NOT TRUE NOT TRUE”

    La La Lynch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really does think he's a super hero. More like a super villain.

    Lydia Coy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump you F*****G TUPE WEARING S**T

    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago

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    Never, in our country's history, have so many people been torn with such a predicament - to wish ill, or not to wish ill. That is the dilemma.

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    #48

    Email Etiquette

    Email Etiquette

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    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every work e-mail starting with: Dear, I hope you are still alive...

    Chris Rü
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US: un-presidented times...

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every damn day - when I type anything ever.

    COcO BAMa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    were so use to masks that even with out covid we will still be wereing masks

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It certainly nice to be breathing in less of everybody ease's bacteria and viruses...

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    #49

    Pandemic Time

    Pandemic Time

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna be real, that second one kinda looks dope

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most beautiful olypmics logo ever - and wasted :'-(

    #50

    2020 Has Been Wild

    2020 Has Been Wild

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will it stop!!!???

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people follow directions and care about someone besides themselves. So pretty much never.

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    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    March: Okay Wolfowl, 20 minutes, in and out adventure. October: IF I SEE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING I WILL SOB AND MY SKIN IS ALMOST THE COLOR OF A SHEET OF PAPER AND EVERY LIGHT IS TOO BRIGHT

    rgr8
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes March. When I thought I would still get to see all of my friends and go back to school in a month. Now it's October. I only see one friend. And I haven't gone to school since March.

    Hailey Hall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know we had the lockdown on friday the 13th

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    #51

    The Office Corona Joke

    The Office Corona Joke

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand politics very well, but this is pretty funny

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's okay. Most politicians don't understand politics either.

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    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too damn cute, I must say.

    GeoSushi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good One! Though there are good ones too.

    #52

    2020 Off!

    2020 Off!

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    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother2020er! Go 2020 yourself! You're a 2020ing loser! Get the 2020 outta here! And so on :-)

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful - Bored Panda will be along with their asterisks and censor you.

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    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 2020 2020, you son of a 2020! 2020!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband Walter wholeheartedly agrees. (Jeff Dunham fans will get this one)

    Dalton Dickerhoof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even better, “get these 2020 viruses of my 2020 school year!!”

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRAD !! I- I HOPE YOU 2*20 YOURSELF ! !" "J-JESZYICKA, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT !" "YES, BRAD, I DO ! !"

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHUT THE 2020 UP ABOUT YOUR RIGHT TO NOT WEAR A MASK!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm tired of all these 2020 snakes on this 2020 plane!"

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    #53

    Here We Go Again Guys

    Here We Go Again Guys

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    Everybody Say Love!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeremy is an absolute tool, but f*ck is he funny.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, I guess I can stop holding my breath now."

    #54

    Sign I Put On The Door Of The Liquor Store I Manage. Let The Games Begin

    Sign I Put On The Door Of The Liquor Store I Manage. Let The Games Begin

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    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Businesses are allowed to refuse service to anyone not wearing a mask, regardless of any medical conditions they might have. At least some airlines have this policy. It's because allowing maskless individuals is not considered a "reasonable accommodation."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Walmart in my town is no longer enforcing the mask mandate, which is state law. I try to avoid getting anywhere close to these unmasked idiots. I guess they are trying to avoid confrontations.

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    #55

    I Can Hear The Voice

    I Can Hear The Voice

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    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious and by far the best mask I've seen so far. Thumbs up!

    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Looking at the color of the teeth I figure the Joker is British?? No?

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    Everybody Say Love!
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best Joker imo, closely followed by Heath. Troy Baker did an amazing job taking over from Hamill too.

    #56

    History Teachers Be Like

    History Teachers Be Like

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    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! NOOOO I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, you all know the expression "I had a 2020 day?" Well, this actually lasted for a year. First off...

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    #57

    No Concern For Others

    No Concern For Others

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public service announcement at its finest.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't they have thrown him off the plane? Mid flight?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a thoughtless a-hole.

    #59

    Mask Dress

    Mask Dress

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    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Harley Quinn disguised as Bat(wo)man/Catwoman/The Pinguin ???

    #60

    That Is Gonna Be Awful...

    That Is Gonna Be Awful...

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    Dalton Dickerhoof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, first there were Australian wildfires...

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid's so cute.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well kids, it starts off like this... Once upon a shitshow..."

    El muerto
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    5 years ago

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    believe it or not, 2020 has not being anymore eventful than many other years...we are just whiny

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    #61

    We’ve Had One, Yes. But What About Second Covid?

    We’ve Had One, Yes. But What About Second Covid?

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    #62

    Trump Hard At Work With Covid-19 Signing Blank Pieces Of Paper With A Sharpie. Thanks White House!

    Trump Hard At Work With Covid-19 Signing Blank Pieces Of Paper With A Sharpie. Thanks White House!

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    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what he's writing in it.

    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they just give him one of those "Big Crayons for Tiny Hands" already?

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had to learn how to spell his own name properly eventually.

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a piece of children's artwork.

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    #63

    2020

    2020

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    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my happy time memory would be Halloween 2008 carving pumpkins and excited for the election

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my "miss-it" memory is being forced to get dragged along from house to house by the little kids of my street on Halloween and making sure they didn't get hurt and stayed safe :'( I don't even like little kids, man

    #64

    Steve Mask-In

    Steve Mask-In

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is just the best. Check out his Halloween costume for 2020. 😂

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has hosted Saturday Night Live many times. Wild and crazy guy.

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    #65

    Corona

    Corona

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    Tara K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't done the 4th one

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m too afraid of getting exposed at the testing site

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    Everybody Say Love!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SELET * FROM dbo.cov_idiots WHERE mask = 'False' and BeliefInScience = 'False', ORDER BY LikelyToDie GO

    That Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if (WearMask = false || Stay6ftApart = false || WashHands = false || GetTested = false){ still_alive = false; }

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's rather still_alive = (WearMask() && Stay2mApart() && WashHands() && GetTested());

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    #66

    Guys Stop I Don’t Have Corona

    Guys Stop I Don’t Have Corona

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) LOL 2) those masks look pretty photoshopped not gonna lie

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    Todorokie-dokie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or do these masks look photoshopped? Please don’t give me a million downvotes if that’s the joke. :|

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, masks are photoshopped. The picture is somewhat of a meme template now you can manipulate it to fit your subject.

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    GeoSushi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is so true....

    Chicago Dog Lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo is not the actual class. So whether the masks are photoshopped or not is irrelevant.

    TheHolyFatherOfToast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those masks look photoshopped but what the hell do i know?

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    #68

    Situation Right Now

    Situation Right Now

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    #69

    Corona

    Corona

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his messiah tDump's eyes, Mr. Tenpenny is a LOSER since Mr. Tenpenny let covid dominate his life.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for his family. Hopefully he didn't expose them.

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so we reach the full justice allotment for Americans for 2020.

    #70

    Covid Is Coming For You Next

    Covid Is Coming For You Next

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    #71

    Corona Mask Of The Future Is Here!! And Its Not A Motorcycle Helmet

    Corona Mask Of The Future Is Here!! And Its Not A Motorcycle Helmet

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    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for Among Us cosplays :D

    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ground Control to Major Tom... check ignition and may God's love be with you...

    Falcon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a helmet from Mass Effect 🤔

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how do you keep the inside from fogging up?

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    #72

    There's No Reason To Put It On The Wrong Place. Wear Your Mask Properly

    There's No Reason To Put It On The Wrong Place. Wear Your Mask Properly

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    #73

    Corona

    Corona

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    #74

    It's Corona Safe

    It's Corona Safe

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    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously speaking, loving how many people are getting creative with masks — I love to see it. :D

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE MASK!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would need a cotton liner at least but I doubt this has one.

    Tara K
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    5 years ago

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to admit the design is cute.

    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, please PUHLEASE tell me where I can get one. My kid would love me forever if he got this for Christmas. (He has a slight hat addiction - the zanier, the better).

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do find one, make sure it has two layers of lining in it, crochet isn't tight enough to be effective.

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    #75

    I Bought This Corona Plush And Now Every Time I Tell Someone I’m Hangin With The Rona They Get Scared

    I Bought This Corona Plush And Now Every Time I Tell Someone I’m Hangin With The Rona They Get Scared

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    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to give props to whoever decided to make some money by selling corona plushes. That’s awesome.

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giantmicrobes.com I've had quite a few professors and other fellow Biologists that had some plushies from them

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    GeoSushi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will make people stay six feet away from you.

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old science teacher had a bunch of "virus" plushies on her classroom wall. I kinda want to go back when it's over and see if there's a COVID-19 one...

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a hybrid puffer fish.

    #76

    First Covid-19, And Now This

    First Covid-19, And Now This

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    brigocaa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Americans are in danger hahaha

    DexterDogTheLovey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all USA citizens are like that. -Your Pro-Mask Anti-Karen American

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been affecting the Trump administration for some months now, but it's only since it's moved to Texas that people have noticed.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh this has been here for... some time actually. I heard of it in early 2019

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did that even happen? I bet it drove up sales of bottled water. Guess what, a lot of bottled water is just tap water.

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good news is that in Texas a brain eating amoeba will starve to death.

    SophieMew
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp. I’m not going to Texas anytime soon

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    #77

    Corona

    Corona

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    Jo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...because you can still see it in your eyes

    #78

    The Corona Effect

    The Corona Effect

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    #79

    "You Will Arrive At The White House, Shiny And Orange"

    "You Will Arrive At The White House, Shiny And Orange"

    punkmaster69 Report

    #80

    What?

    What?

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    Your Local Lizard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they track out searches and place it there ;^;

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that is how search autofill has always worked.

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    #81

    Can't Wait For Covid To End...

    Can't Wait For Covid To End...

    History0470 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even after things return to "normal", I bet people will no longer shake hands. And they won't cough into their hands.

    #82

    Very Necessary Precaution, Thanks Corona

    Very Necessary Precaution, Thanks Corona

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something I would never had thought about, being a woman. Lol

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even funnier when you know that guys always have left this space even way back in the times before Covid-19.

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    #83

    Covid Fights Back

    Covid Fights Back

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    Kate Baumann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I loved that series, watched it with my dad this summer!

    #84

    Let’s Go 2021

    Let’s Go 2021

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    Dalton Dickerhoof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can’t let 2020 win! Than would be admitting 2021!

    Popcorn Colonel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second because of my small brain capacity, but awesome!!!

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    #85

    Ch Ch Ch Ro Ro Ro Na Na Na

    Ch Ch Ch Ro Ro Ro Na Na Na

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    #86

    Boris Logic

    Boris Logic

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please tell me why this looks so familiar? Seriously, it's driving me crazy(er).

    JustAWeirdoGirlChild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you might have seen it before, its pretty popular for memes

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    #87

    Corona Lisa [ninj]

    Corona Lisa [ninj]

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da Vinci is spinning in his grave.

    #88

    Corona Go Brrr

    Corona Go Brrr

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    #89

    Corona Be Vibing Tho

    Corona Be Vibing Tho

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    citcat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youtube gives golden play buttons to every channel that reaches 1million subscribers and because covid as 1 million deaths it gets a golden play bar

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    Ian Koch
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    5 years ago

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    not funny didn't laugh

    #90

    If Thrax Was Covid-19

    If Thrax Was Covid-19

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of this movie when this whole thing started - I mean I know in the movie he's anthrax not covid but still

    Dalton Dickerhoof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get ready for the sequel, Wrath of COVID. It could work now that Bill Murray is elderly.

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    Katy McMouse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the "my body, my choice" bit. Does this apply to a woman's reproductive health? Yeah. Thought so....

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's morbid, but I wonder how many of those people are still alive.

    phantom buni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they say my body, my choice, but then scream obscenities at gays and women who have had abortion.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if COVID-19 had a much higher fatality rate, they wouldn't be mewling like that.

    #91

    Corona

    Corona

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    Tara Brooks
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s a great habit to maintain

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do too. And I wonder how weird it makes me look.

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    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people can tell that you're smiling b/c your sparkling eyes

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - but did you know it doesn't actually make any physical difference to your eyeball? It's the skin crinkling around your eyes that shows if you are smiling or not. That is what is meant when people say 'smiling with your eyes'.

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    #92

    Corona

    Corona

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