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People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh And Relax
It’s been seven years—sorry, seven months—since we compiled Bored Panda’s very first list of coronavirus jokes. At that time, it all seemed slightly surreal. The first COVID jokes and puns reflected reality and aimed at educating people. Soon, though, with the viral threat snowballing into one of the greatest public disasters of modern history, the absurdity level skyrocketed.
A new kind of comedy was born. COVID humor turned out to be as savage as the virus itself, and no meme, pun, or one-liner was out of the question. Throwing COVID jokes around became a new kind of weapon against the collective trauma and misery we live in.
And since we've rolled into the second wave of this viral turmoil and everyone is getting a little philosophical and sentimental, the COVID jokes are on fire just like they were the first day. Just better. They matured like a collectible wine, which will get us all the way through 2020. So, roll up your sleeves for this very gourmet compilation of the freshest COVID-19 humor. For dessert, check out more corona jokes here, here, here, and here.
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This Paper Sign At Our Local Sandwich Shop
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Protect Yourself, Protect Others!
IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago
Not just Londoners but all British towns and cities. If the lights were seen from the air they made easy targets for the Luftwaffe. Even rural villages did it. Everywhere had men called Air patrol men who would sound a siren to warn people to black out their windows and stay in and the siren would sound again when it was safe. There were high penalties if you didn't comply.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
The US also had blackout rules—-though after Pearl Harbor we weren’t attacked or invaded, there were German subs off the East Coast and the Japanese attempted to invade through Alaska. Blackout rules included things like using blackout drapes and dimming or turning off headlights on specified stretches of road. After Pearl Harbor we (anyone old enough), or our parents, or our grandparents collectively understood that, even though it was inconvenient and uncomfortable, it was for the greater good. They abided by those rules to protect not only themselves but everyone else too. So why can’t we? We’re not that many generations past those who were alive from 1941-1945, so how did we—-or at least enough of us to be a major embarrassment to the rest—-manage to evolve into such selfish, gullible, callous, narcissistic, and downright nasty ignoramuses so damn quickly?
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Everybody Say Love! 4 years ago
People also had to be carful about smoking cigarettes outside during the Blitz.
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Katy McMouse 4 years ago
I grew up hearing stories from my mum about blackout curtains, lack of coal for heating and most importantly, lack of chocolate due to the fact chocolate was going to our soldiers and sailors. She did have the fond memory of eating a whole box of chocolate Ex-lax one Easter, in response and I think, in protest, to that rationing. She was three. Good times were had by all.
Justin Seagull 4 years ago
Why are people arguing with the chance of dying? Shouldn't we try to avoid getting sick in the first place? It's a virus, we don't know what it can become if it continues to spread. And there is still a possibility of dying, isn't it, what makes you think you're will be lucky every time?
Tabitha L 4 years ago
In WW2, there would be black outs in New York City to hide when a ship was leaving the Brooklyn shipyard. "Chocolate Blackout Cake was developed in Brooklyn, New York during World War II, named after the blackout drills performed by the Civilian Defense Corps. A Blackout was performed so Ships when sailing off to battle could not be spotted by enemy planes. City lights were turned off and windows were covered with black material. They had drills like fire drills to practice for the real thing."
Arline Taylor 4 years ago
You can't argue, "It's my life., my freedom, or it's a personal choice" if you are dead.
Ian Osmond 4 years ago
Note what IlovemydogShilo said -- "There were high penalties if you didn't comply." It's not that "No Londoner said, 'It's my right to have lights on". It's that, if they DID say that, they got arrested.
Mathias Karittke 4 years ago
No arguments needed. Very nice comparison. Its only a mask. A little cloth upon our face that helps us to avoid restrictions that are worse. Stay healthy and best wishes from Germany.
Edward Hara 4 years ago
The bombing of London was not a scam. The Covid 19 scare is the biggest scam ever run on any citizenry since P.T. Barnum. Do you actually read anything about this scam, or do you just mindlessly follow everything CNN and the lying media tell you to follow?
Clandestine 4 years ago
In WW2, Londoners were asked to black out their homes at night so the enemy bombers wouldn't see the masks & know where to target. No Londoner said, "It's my right to have masks on." Cuz others would say, "your mask on endangers us."
Monika Soffronow 4 years ago
@ Jasmina Pavlovic, counting from February until now, October 17, 2020, around 225.000 Americans have died of COVID-19. All US fatalities during WW2 were a little over 400.000.
Tye Dye Llama 4 years ago
Correct me if I’m wrong or miss any details! Here we go! the French, during one of the World Wars (I forget which one) invented the bathrobe. They had to keep running out of their houses due to air raid sirens, and wanted to look fashionable doing it. So they invented the bathrobe. Kind of a weird story, but...
Monika Soffronow 4 years ago
Too many details. Yes, you are dead wrong. Laugh out loud-wrong, even. If you remember where you read that, then you know one source to avoid.
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natie marie 4 years ago
Actually they did. That's where there were light wardens. People will always be entitled and dumb
Monika Soffronow 4 years ago
Maybe you will not even have any symptoms, maybe you'll never understand where your best friend's gran got it from. She was old anyway, so who cares, right? Your best friend cares! Put the mask on and wash your hands!
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It’s not only you who noticed that corona jokes have become darker than they used to be at the start of the year. The fact that the pandemic has gotten way worse and it’s nowhere near the end has surely escalated the darker sense of humor.
In a recent interview with comedy writer Ariane Sherine, we talked about the effect the pandemic has had on our lives. The woman from London, United Kingdom told us that she, like many others, tries to limit the flow of corona-related news daily to limit the psychological pressure.
"I get my news in bite-sized chunks from Twitter. I read the news articles they recommend, but I never watch the television news as I find that a lot more emotive and distressing than written news," she said.
#4
Mask-Wearing
#5
Mask Stops Covid-19
#6
“It’s Easy, Losers”
On the other hand, the sense of community we all share these days is stronger than ever before. “On the upside, there’s also a shared sense of camaraderie and getting through tough times together,” Ariane commented.
This sense of community is also key to corona humor, which has become a universal subgenre transgressing all social media platforms, cultures, and backgrounds. Memes, puns, and one-liners hit us hard in a similar way that the virus does. It’s not selective and speaks to everyone.
In every absurd corona joke, there’s a sense of empathy in the things we are all going through. And since the grounds of optimism seem to be depleting daily, there’s only one thing we can do. Sit back, relax, and poke fun at the world which hasn’t been so nice to us lately.
#7
Incompetent
#8
The Denver Broncos Have The Entire Town Of ‘South Park’ In The Stands For Today’s Nfl Game
#9
I Sure Hope That The Corona-Virus Doesn't Catch A Case Of Malignant Narcissism
#10
When Trick Or Treaters Get Within 6 Feet Of My Door
#11
Working Hard
#12
Yup, That Sounds About Right
#13
Macaulay Culkin's Face Mask
#14
It Doesn't Get Any Better Little One
#15
I Wonder How Dense The Population Is?
#16
If I Cover My Eyes And Ears Long Enough, The Corona Virus Will Magically Disappear...
#17
Best Thing I Saw On Facebook Today....
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
It was a rubbish bin within the quarantine hotel no less - not out in public. They've changed the policy so the bins don't have lids and are no contact style. Gotta say I know some here are a bit tired of it all, but I'm proud of my country. The above mentioned outbreak was so small and caught and traced so quick that by the time it was in the news it was over. We just gotta hang in there - covid won't go away because we are tired of it
#19
First Post
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Panic, Courtney White, Digital, 2020
#21
Don't Be Afraid You Said?
#22
100% Effective
#23
Corona
#24
Zozo
#25
That's 100% Truth
#26
The Best Mask Guide
#27
Corona Joke
#28
Heroes Of The Reich, Casually Keeping Corona At Bay
#29
Detector Goes Shhhhh
Julie C Rose 4 years ago (edited)
Tr*mp: “I let 200k+ Americans die to avoid causing panic” Me, a constituent of Jacinda Ardern, who did what Dr Bloomfield et al said and then made a video online to address our panic because IT’S NOT AN EITHER-OR THING: *I can’t quite describe the facial expression I made*
#30
The Four Covid-Personality Types
Phil Vaive 4 years ago
I'd honestly rather see someone without a mask than someone who just has it down on their chin. Like if you're gonna be an asshat about it, at least go all the way.
#31
Nah, Santa Died From Covid
#32
Case Solved
#34
Coming To A Store Near You Very Soon
#35
Cursed Photo
#37
One Of The Only Times Where Deadpool Is A Role Model
#38
Its True...
#39
A Picture Of My Brother In P.e Class Today
#40
We Didn't Make It To The Moon Choosing The Easy Way Out
Hubertus Touché 4 years ago
But... but... the whole moon landing was staged, no? And this was done in order to hide the fact the earth is actually flat and it now conveniently proves corona is a hoax. Oh and next to all this Santa is real, so is the easter Bunny and the current president of the USA is a sweet and lovely guy! *takes another Xanax... or 2... :-s
#41
Where Can I Get A Purse
#42
Berlin Gives Middle Finger To Anti-Maskers In Tourism Ad
#43
Mistakes Were Made.
#44
Some People Don’t Learn
InstantRamenGuy 4 years ago
Then, weeks later, they come back saying that the hospital they were in was an illusion made by the government.
#45
Alex Jones On Covid-19
#46
Covid Is Covid
#47
He Did It Boys, Covid Is No More
#48
Email Etiquette
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Pandemic Time
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David K 4 years ago
Even the founder of the Prague ZOO wears protective mask :-) Be like this good sir. 121697268_...db789a.jpg 
Pine 4 years ago
Hi guys I feel the need to repeat this comment, this does not apply to people with serious medical issues (who aren't able to wear masks) but rather to Karens who feel like they "don't need to because it's their right not to" I am 13 (with minor autism as well as adhd) I also have siblings younger than me (7 and 9) both of them go to school in person with me both are severely autistic, if they can wear a mask for 6+ hours you can. If you have a serious medical condition stay home but if you just an a**hole please think about your choices, because you are literally killing people. My grandmother died from covid and she most likely got it from the one time she went out to get groceries and a no mask Karen (during the seniors time at the supermarket) coughed on her. She got tested the day after and she had it. So please think about your choices and stop being an a**hole. Have a good day and thanks
i-be-viben 4 years ago
people are overreacting when the flu kills more people than the rona - mom
Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Had to go to hospital yesterday, the amount of people not wearing masks was alot. Not just patients, but hospital staff as well.
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
Because the US needs to get its s**t together, like 4 years ago.
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David K 4 years ago
Even the founder of the Prague ZOO wears protective mask :-) Be like this good sir. 121697268_...db789a.jpg
Pine 4 years ago
Hi guys I feel the need to repeat this comment, this does not apply to people with serious medical issues (who aren't able to wear masks) but rather to Karens who feel like they "don't need to because it's their right not to" I am 13 (with minor autism as well as adhd) I also have siblings younger than me (7 and 9) both of them go to school in person with me both are severely autistic, if they can wear a mask for 6+ hours you can. If you have a serious medical condition stay home but if you just an a**hole please think about your choices, because you are literally killing people. My grandmother died from covid and she most likely got it from the one time she went out to get groceries and a no mask Karen (during the seniors time at the supermarket) coughed on her. She got tested the day after and she had it. So please think about your choices and stop being an a**hole. Have a good day and thanks
i-be-viben 4 years ago
people are overreacting when the flu kills more people than the rona - mom
Steve Barnett 4 years ago
Had to go to hospital yesterday, the amount of people not wearing masks was alot. Not just patients, but hospital staff as well.
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
Because the US needs to get its s**t together, like 4 years ago.
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