Hehe gotchu!

🥰 have always loved having someone play with or brush my hair

That’s actually rly funny

Wait till 10yrs, tornado warnings are issued and the UN weapons inspectors visit. ;o)

We make a daily game of who can get the first butt slap in. I hope this is us when we get old.

Hangry to the MAX

Aw it's the little things.

keep the tentacles away from any holes

That's the best kind of weekend.

I imagine my s/o doing that later in life

But you are soooooo cuuuuuuuute

Cheesy much?

Thank you for reminding how single I am

its a skill

I do that too. Husband gets up while we're watching Netlfix. "Noooo! I'm not done yet!"

Covid can apparently 🤭

my record is 10 PM :D

the everlasting chip boul

Wow, mise en abyme.

I have a short gf lol 😂

Heh Heh ;o)

That level of fear is INCOMPARABLE...no Nun or haunted doll can cause that level of fear

Why does she need a text if she's living with him?

death by snu snu

Yep..Sometimes my wife is like this.Her giggle box gets turned over, and the rest of the night all I gotta do is give her "the look".

She’s like “Oh s**t”

he broke the sound barrier

You can last more than a couple hours!? How???