Basically..

"They're gonna track us with the vaccine!" sent from my iphone while carrying a debit card with a chip and driving a car with gps.

My twin brother and when we first heard the "vaccines cause autism", we both laughed.

Whole office heard me laugh at this one!

Klonk.

i think we know

FRICK SOCIALISM

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I think Karl Marx's mother had slippery hands too

but what about math? why do i need to study parabolas and quadratic equations if im going to be an actor?

Aww poor guy. Don’t worry demon I think your horns are really big

what about karens what level do they end up in

How….

They do that because repeated exposure to being near by it is not good.

When your parents ruin things for you…

its funny cause its true

oh my

at least save the intelligent ones!!

What is it!!!!!!!!

pun?

and nothing of value was lost

Well he was technically correct…

I did that 😅 I forgot again my reusable bags, so I punished myself by using no bag (instead of buying yet another one)

Is the person in green holding themselves up with the power of farts...?

Hard G for me all the way

Monday and me

He's getting his Bard on ;)

mood

Lol, and also ew.

Why pain? Confusion

Ahem* anyone want some unsee juice? 208B6369-9...ebb5-3.png

what

😳

save the bees!

The docs name thooooo

I had to look this one up, “A proctologist is a surgical specialist with a focus on diagnosing and treating disorders of the colon, r****m and a**s. Proctologists often are seen for complex lower digestive tract issues or when surgery is needed to treat the patient.”