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We're working on two comics other than Dark Lines, and from time to time, we would have an idea that would not be tame enough for the Hairball Chronicles comic (about our cats) or would be too impolite for our TourBunny comic (about entitled tourists). It was a source of frustration to find a way to incorporate those, so we decided to branch them off—welcome to Dark Lines. Now we make and publish one of these per week.

They range from tame and weird to overly rude and graphic, but we hope they will give you a chuckle or at least a nose exhale.

We have accounts on Instagram, Facebook, or Ko-Fi (we publish all three of our comics on this one), so check us out and follow if you like our content.

More info: darklinescomic.com | Facebook | Instagram | ko-fi.com

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but what about math? why do i need to study parabolas and quadratic equations if im going to be an actor?

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Self-Doubt

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X-Ray

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PenitentEyeball
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do that because repeated exposure to being near by it is not good.

Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bartender has a drink with one guy, he's good. Bartender drinks with everyone, he's a grave.

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Bobby
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical xrays expose you to about .001 to .005 mSv of radiation, which is practically nothing, but for the person doing it 20 or more times a day it adds up. The danger to you is minimal, but radiation exposure can have a cumulative effect

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I absolutely agree! But it is but a joke :) Actually it was a friend of mine who is doing this work who said how silly he feels when he tells people it's super safe and then goes into an underground bunker wearing power armor to take their X-Ray. :)

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Chucky Cheezburger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be sure to tell them of any piercings or jewelry you may have in the area being x rayed...they WILL freak out for a minute wondering what the hell happened.

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Alice II

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Ye Olde Shoppe Bagge

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Liv
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that 😅 I forgot again my reusable bags, so I punished myself by using no bag (instead of buying yet another one)

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Jebediah Couch

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Eppe
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the person in green holding themselves up with the power of farts...?

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The Doctor

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PenitentEyeball
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to look this one up, “A proctologist is a surgical specialist with a focus on diagnosing and treating disorders of the colon, r****m and a**s. Proctologists often are seen for complex lower digestive tract issues or when surgery is needed to treat the patient.”

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