Basically..

but what about math? why do i need to study parabolas and quadratic equations if im going to be an actor?

Aww poor guy. Don’t worry demon I think your horns are really big

what about karens what level do they end up in

How….

They do that because repeated exposure to being near by it is not good.

When your parents ruin things for you…

its funny cause its true

When I get those notifications I burst out laughing. Every woman in my area is old. Like, they all have grandkids. Or they're already married, etc. I know them all, and none of them look like the pictures that pop up.

I was gonna post how it was invented in CERN. But I have this unheard of skill of looking things up before posting emotional truths.. The worldwide web as we know it was invented in CERN. [edit not the internet itself] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

oh my

at least save the intelligent ones!!

What is it!!!!!!!!

pun?

and nothing of value was lost

Well he was technically correct…

I did that 😅 I forgot again my reusable bags, so I punished myself by using no bag (instead of buying yet another one)

Is the person in green holding themselves up with the power of farts...?

Hard G for me all the way

Monday and me

He's getting his Bard on ;)

mood

Lol, and also ew.

Why pain? Confusion

Ahem* anyone want some unsee juice? 208B6369-9...ebb5-3.png

what

😳

save the bees!

The docs name thooooo

I had to look this one up, “A proctologist is a surgical specialist with a focus on diagnosing and treating disorders of the colon, r****m and a**s. Proctologists often are seen for complex lower digestive tract issues or when surgery is needed to treat the patient.”