A mexican corporation You have 2 cows Drug cartel takes 1 Government claims 2 You end up in bankruptcy and maybe murdered.

An Indonesian corporation: You have two cows. The goverment charges you taxation fees for milking them, manufacturing carton package, and selling the milk. A member of the Senate visits your ranch and offers you a "tax-free" option for allegedly smaller amount of money.

A Lebanese corporation: You have two very beautiful cows. Everyone visits you to admire them. Suddenly, there is split in the corporation. Both sides want the two cows for themeselves. They fight for a while and the two cows die in the crossfire. They decide to stop and to rebuild the corporation. You borrow two cows from the bank but don't really know how to milk them. Moreover all employees hate each other.

I think the take on socialism is incorrect because the cow is not given freely to one's neighbor, but taken by the state to pay your neighbor to stay home and not work.

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Norwegian corporation You have two cows. The government states we are all going to die unless we cut our pollution and forces you to sell 1 of your cows abroad. They triple taxation on your 1 remaining cow based on b******t c02 Lies. There is not enough Milk produced in Norway so they import Milk from other Nations brought here by polluting trucks.

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Distributism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor in the name of Christian charity. The two of you graze the cows on a cooperatively-owned field. On Saturday, you sell the milk at a farmer's market, and on Sunday, the cows get a break, since you're both in Church.

A Turkish corporation: You have 2 cows, you hire someone to milk them. And give milk to someone sell it. And he/she gives someone to sell it. And at the end, everyone makes profit except you.

Romanian corporation. You have two cows. You use one of them to carry drugs and pretend the bloody Westerners took it. You rent the second to carry weapons for a traffic network and pretend it was lost because the Romanians are stupid. You declare yourself a model of democracy. People see what you are up to. You declare yourself a model of democracy.

This was funny

i think this was hilarious. poking fun at sacred cows:)

A Mexican corporation: There are 3 cows, government owns 1, drug cartel owns 1, the business owns one, the people own no cows or milk. They must cross the border to find work to buy milk. Come back home with milk, but must pay out bribes to cops, and others to protect your milk. No milk left, so drink beer or tequila.

Brazilian Corporation You have two cows They do not know how to produce milk The government will tax you for 4 cows

If I recall correctly, the original 4 examples were for capitalism, communism, socialism, and fascism. Now, did I miss something, or has the original capitalism explanation been ... cancelled? It went something like this: "You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You then start a dairy/cattle ranch."

You have no cows... the chaff and cows are imported and you think you have the best cows... which country?

In true communism, there would be no state.

Very funny!