this man is genius on another level

YEAH WHY ARE THEIR LIVES WORTH MORE THAN OURS

FOLKS!!, We have to take the quarantine calmly, there are people who are going really crazy. I was just commenting it a while ago to the Microwave and to the Toaster while I had my coffee, and the three of us AGREED. When I wash my clothes I don't tell my Washer anything because everything spins everywhere (gossip). And the refrigerator felt distant and cold. And the toilet takes everything as s**t lol

For the rest of the countries too. You have to be dying to get tested..

This is bad, but I like it

ICY!!!

HOW DO YOU TEST IF THOSE AROUND YOU HAVE CORONAVIRUS? One of the early symtoms ofvCoronavirus is the loss of smell and taste. SO FART AND WATCH THE REACTIONS OF THOSE AROUND YOU, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHO TO KERP CLEAR OF 😍🤩😍 LOL

How to Trump the Coronavirus - Do nothing. It will be over by Eastet!!!

Whenever I get that close to a millionaire I just eat them.

Ahem, well yeah, I guess

Funny, but soooo not true. I know a couple that's filthy rich and they both couldn't get tested. Having money does not buy covid tests nor prevent you from getting sick. We are all in this together, people.

who are you and why are so wise in the way of science

Sad but true- you'll get your results faster

Sad but true!

Clever clever man.

Seriously, my husband is on his second round of antibiotics in a month, has asthma, no test. I can’t take antibiotics unless it’s serious so I’m hoping my sore throat goes away soon...

BRILLIANT!! 😄

Rich or poor, let's not encourage coughing on one another. It's not safe.

So true

Its Free to be tested in the US, the part where you will lose money is in being off work if you are sick and what the hospital will charge to fix you.

This is offensive to my culture

It's free in Florida.

he is right!

Because you know the minute a vaccine comes out for Covid 19...those anti vaxers are going to be all over it.

His face ties it all together 😂😂😆

It was a tailure

Both talented people, I can't even draw a stick figure without a broken leg

Yep, now we see that workers who are actually essential for our society to keep working (nurses, garbage men, store clerks, cleaners etc etc etc) are so underpaid despite doing the most important kind of work!

Have "social distancing" bring back adequate leg room.

It is a very real job and it's keeping me alive (yeah I could cook but I'm not really all that good at it)

Here here!!

Am I hungry or bored? Yes.

Vitamin C-Section

Get with Karen, she's negotiating it.______________ Update: As funny as it's been to laugh at Laura here, I want everyone to take a second to realize that the exact same thing has been said by Gary Cohn, who was until this month economic advisor to the president. "Is it time to start discussing the need for a date when the economy can turn back on? Policymakers have taken bold public health & economic actions to address the #coronavirus, but businesses need clarity. Otherwise they will assume the worst and make decisions to survive."______ https://twitter.com/Gary_D_Cohn/status/1241706009053331459

Fiddle too big.

So true....

Haha yes. Entire winter of rain and storms. Now: sunny (though colder than most of the winter...)

That's actually an excellent question!

Ha! Clever newspaper!

Exactly, when do you ever have the chance to help others by sitting on your couch and eating chips all day? Take the opportunity people and don't go out!

SPANISH Flu, GERMAN Measles.....

CDC vs society

But that means you will be wiping s**t with more s**t.

Who wants to go back?

3. Someone who doesn't vaccinate their kids

I think it is necessary, in the US at least, to proceed with November 2020.

This should be higher up!

Get those cameras out of my house

Gold!

That' s one way to keep up great statistics

Obvs photo shop ‘cause there is no such thing.

LOL... they better stay inside because they'll get mugged the second any sees them outdoors.

We should call ourselves something really arrogant, like "the greatest generation" or something. XD