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The number of those infected by the coronavirus has surpassed 339k, but people aren’t giving up hope that we can defeat Covid-19, suppress its spread, and protect millions of lives. One of the weapons in this fight is humor because it makes us laugh and helps us forget our worries and recharges our batteries.

You’re probably working from home or are in self-isolation, dear Pandas. So we here at Bored Panda have collected some of the funniest coronavirus jokes to put smiles on your faces and to help you see the silver lining in this nasty situation. From toilet paper and hand sanitizer to self-isolation and social distancing, nothing is safe from being poked and prodded by internet comedians.

Don’t forget to upvote your faves and check out our previous coronavirus joke posts here, here, and here.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you know the minute a vaccine comes out for Covid 19...those anti vaxers are going to be all over it.

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Of course, laughing during a stressful time like this can seem a bit strange. Or even hard to do. But we shouldn’t be afraid of laughing during a crisis. It’s for the best because it helps reduce stress and anxiety.

“Huddling around the radio, so to speak, and listening to the news reports just tends to amplify the scariness of what's going on,” director of the University of Colorado Boulder's Humor Research Lab Dr. Peter McGraw pointed out.

"And a bit of comedy—whether it be through your Instagram feed, through a Netflix comedy special, or calling up your friend who's pretty good at making jokes in the face of tragedy—is not only a good way to distract yourself from what's going on, but it's also a good way to delight yourself," McGraw said.

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Mike Rodrick
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to make a tshirt reading "I have the virus" and wear it to the grocery store. The people will part like the red sea. BWAHAHA!

Sam T Godfrey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Baby Boomer. I just shout: "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!!"

Kanga9ine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd date this curmudgeon. I'd look like Pollyanna or some other miserably cheerful punk.

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Let's See The Duck, Tho

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both talented people, I can't even draw a stick figure without a broken leg

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He explained that most of us are feeling a lot of uncertainty in our futures because of Covid-19. “One of the challenges that people are having is that the government is asking them to 'socially distance' themselves and that can make life a little bit difficult because one of the great ways to cope with fear and uncertainty is to lean on people that you care about and to communicate with others and to have a strong social support network."

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It Doesn't Quite Add Up.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, now we see that workers who are actually essential for our society to keep working (nurses, garbage men, store clerks, cleaners etc etc etc) are so underpaid despite doing the most important kind of work!

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Cee Mor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a very real job and it's keeping me alive (yeah I could cook but I'm not really all that good at it)

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Since going outside and socializing is now out of the question, we’re mostly left with online streaming services, YouTube, and social media to get our fix of humor. However, McGraw warns us that spending too much time on social media right now might be a mistake because “your social media feed is a mess” due to the coronavirus. That’s why he suggests watching professional comedy specials, funny movies, and reading hilarious books.

“I would say turn your phone off, tune in and take a little bit of a break. You certainly deserve it."

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Laura Is Covid Karen

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get with Karen, she's negotiating it.______________ Update: As funny as it's been to laugh at Laura here, I want everyone to take a second to realize that the exact same thing has been said by Gary Cohn, who was until this month economic advisor to the president. "Is it time to start discussing the need for a date when the economy can turn back on? Policymakers have taken bold public health & economic actions to address the #coronavirus, but businesses need clarity. Otherwise they will assume the worst and make decisions to survive."______ https://twitter.com/Gary_D_Cohn/status/1241706009053331459

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Mascha Claessens
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha yes. Entire winter of rain and storms. Now: sunny (though colder than most of the winter...)

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, when do you ever have the chance to help others by sitting on your couch and eating chips all day? Take the opportunity people and don't go out!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is necessary, in the US at least, to proceed with November 2020.

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Paul K. Johnson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL... they better stay inside because they'll get mugged the second any sees them outdoors.

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I’m 34, At Home Right Now With My 3 Year Old. This Hits Hard.

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Tiffany McBride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We should call ourselves something really arrogant, like "the greatest generation" or something. XD

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Li ce is the worst. !. When my boys got it when they were younger I just shaved their heads.

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View From The Space Station Today.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being on the International Space Station and not knowing if there'll be anyone alive down here to get them back... or to get back to.

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Upside of the pandemic: A new type of visit with my in-laws I can really get on board with

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Brother got this as tip doing DoorDash

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have not been out of my leggings and sweat shirt for two weeks. I think I am actually ready to get dressed again.... If that makes sense at all

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Welp This Is Awkward...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was Dwight! And that's why he bought the hazmat suit!And he lives on a farm! Omg

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my case it's getting symptoms and trying to figure out if it's Covid or just this year's flu strain.

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elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to guess that she won't be volunteering. And whether it benefits the planet or not largely depends on which half gets wiped out. We need all the nurses, doctors, and shelf stockers we can get.

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My 68 y/o dad has quarantine “safe box”. He won’t give my mom the combination.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's going to make quarantine friends with heart disease and diabetes...

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You Merely Adopted The Quarantine. I Was Born In It. Molded By It. I Didn't See Social Interactions Til I Was Already A Man.

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Not what you think.
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are in a co-op game, get ready to be called things you never heard existed when you get 'rekt' and fail your team.

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Polish Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG so it's not just me geting the sudden desire to go outside and socialise face to face when I used to live in my bedroom.

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The View Is To Die For

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite are the Trump press conferences where 15-20 people are bunched in close quarter trying to tell the nation to social distance. F'ing morons!

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Stay Strong Italy.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

unfortunately people have to do this because there are so many people needing assistance and because nobody is even trying to slow down the spread they need all the doctors they can get

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Reminder: Frisk your relatives before they leave your house.. they might be stealing toilet paper...

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We're Sorry Please Come Back

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My Dog Ghost Is Veryyyy Suspicious Why I'm Home On A Work Day.

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JessG
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The caption that went with this is missing, it said something like "my dog is very suspicious that I've been home all week"

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Don't worry, the world still revolves around you.

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Not Again

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Easy Peasy

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.essence.com/entertainment/samuel-l-jackson-wants-you-to-stay-the-f**k-home/

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Luna Lovegood
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the contrary, I actually feel less stressed because o this. The other day I woke up to a day with literally no expectations. I had NOTHING I was required to do. I didn't have to clean my room, do laundry, nothing. This revelation was beautiful and I obviously spent my entire day building a fairy garden in my backyard.

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Let's Get Ready To Rumblleeee

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have heard my housemate scream when he realized they'd cancelled Wrestlemania.

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'roner Virus Got People Like

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Preparing For April

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Police: "You are under arrest for robbery!" Cat: "What did I steal?" Everyone: "My heart..."

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Gotta Keep The Distance

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Corona Man

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Once upon a time, there was a pandemic... And just like that every person self diagnosed with gluten intolerance was cured

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Is This A Crossover Episode

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Day four of working from home

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I don't know why people complain that there is nothing to do. I've spent the day stock piling.

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We Are Safe

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope he turns out OK - didn't he have part of a lung removed when he was younger?

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Every Day Of The Quarantine I Will Shave A Little More. Day 1: The Monk.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those wondering, it's a scene from Airplane!. It's the exact moment s**t hit the fan. Literally and figuratively.

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Multiple Newspaper Websites

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Cardi B Talking About Corona Virus-Sorry If Already Posted

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Woe Is Thee.

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