He forgot to cover the nose too. We don't need any more hot air escaping.

As soon as coronavirus was announced, I thought this.

im dying! XD

Harsh but true.

Yeah, why is that?

More wine!

Yes! Praise the janitors!

How dare you, now we all have to suffer.

I hope Trump and his whole crew of sycophants and enablers get sick. That goes doubly for Mitch.

Stop f*****g censoring the f*****g swearing, you f*****g children!

.....and Keith Richards.....

Does your sister want another sibling?

They never checked on me. I hope they go insane.

Dear James, it's really nice that you think I'm beautiful, but I don't wanna hear it again.

LOL my introver talents are finally being praised!

LITERALLY my mother also. She watched "On becoming a God in Florida" and every hour asking me how much longer this movie was.

Seriously, people I've never seen outside in three 9 years we've lived in this house. Suddenly they're all outside. With dogs not on leashes, and if they ARE on a leash it's because they're huge, but they've never walked them before so they can't control them anyway... that might just be a "my neighborhood" problem though.

F**k me... I wish I was a circle, at least circles are cute. I've discovered a whole new shape from all the eating.

George Washington's ghost in 2020

Day 14 of quarantine - It only fooled me for a moment.

Hahaha, coz she knows it’s all b******t.

This. Is. AMAZING.

I’m imagining this animated by Terry Gilliam...

He's protected by the orange shield

Uhm...does he deliver to Europe as well?

May: Kaiju June: Locusts July: Fiery hail August: Cats learn to use guns September: AI revolt October: Radioactive tornadoes November: Supervolcano erupts December: Klingons invade

In Walking Dead, they never found huge stash of toilet paper in people's home...

accurate

You're looking at the wrong thing. It's her unicorn tear dust latte that'll save us all!

Unfortunately, that'll be me today

Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism. ~Chief Justice Earl Warren

Sadly, it's the other way around now. U.S. now has more cases than anywhere else

And the gym... game room... giant yard...

What's this sun that you speak of...

Video or it didn't happen.

oooooh, I missed them

Are you telling me people wear something other than pajamas when they are at home?

Sadly true... many businesses will fail, even established ones.

Just be grateful it wasn’t a positive pregnancy test lol.

everyone who suffers from seasonal allergies everywhere