Hahaha this is something my hubby would do, so this is one post I definitely wont share with him. Don’t need to give him any ideas.

Switch the closed caption to another language . A trick to learning a new one

When Pennywise rips your arm off you still won’t be able to wipe so keep walking!

A roll for an arm? That's a bargain.

The toilet paper makes it worth the risk these days lmao

That's very dark humour.

Corona: I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. ...

hehehehe

That toilet paper roll is going to stay there till it disintegrates.

Me: *thinking about how much I have to poop* "Yeah okay fair trade."

hey gorgie want a roll?

Penny for your thoughts, people!

Mr. King said that the COVID is worse than Mr. Tripps from The Stand. I gotta read that again.

I don't get it.

Pennywise wants ur toilet paper 🧻

That stinks

Too bad COVID-19 didn't happen Halloween Night; that way when the rowdy neighborhood kids decorates all the tall trees with Toilet Paper, at least the rest of us would have something to wipe our own arses with.

Number one thing we're gonna do if time travel is ever created is send the anti-vaxxers back into Victorian England when people were dumping their raw refuse into the Thames. Right up there with jettisoning the flat-earthers into space.

That is just adorable, especially the way the cat is using it’s paw.

Try harder, cat!! Seriously, poor thing... :(

We have been trying to fight stupidity since humans began, still waiting for a anti stupid vaccine to be created. Too bad the anti vaxxers are the ones that need it the most. (Oh no she didn’t).

Hah

Exactly!

World premiere

Piece of fruit 😂

That expression tho 🤣🤣🤣

All those doggos are going to be exhausted by the time this is over.

Oof

The reality of this is actually kind of sad.

Yeah, I saw some Christmas tree glitter in my rug yesterday even though I have vacuumed NUMEROUS times since then! Scary.

Yeah this. So many people saying ‘I won’t get it’ or ‘I don’t have it’ or ‘I’m not social distancing and staying home’. No you may not have it but you may also be asymptomatic. You may be passing on your germs to someone with a compromised immune system without knowing it. Stay home, it’s not about you, it’s about the people who need protecting.

We can all pretend to be Scarlett O’Hara.

How many years are there in March exactly?

Plot twist: She never had a husband

That's really sad. And true... hugs to everyone who has suffered any kind of loss

That's what it feels like every single day. I also feel like I'm on Punk'd.

american gothic more like american go inside

Who's laughing? ME! Ha! I pay with my phone. *vanity gesture of dramatically pushing my hair backwards with my hand* ooooohohohohooh (and, yes, it's waterproof too)

that's not wrong!

He could have had him at much less

yeah what happened to that i feel like everyone just forgot that happened

What the heck?!🤣

If he doesn’t pop up on the screen and say ‘alright alright alright’ as a greeting then there’s no point to life anymore.