I wish I could vote this up more times...

I cannot understand why so many people in the world listen more to a populist politician on health issues than to researchers? I go to the doctor with my complaints and not to the mayor.

Clear message!

👏

Good one!

Original poster: Oh.

Truer words were never spoken...

How can something so simple be so hard for so-called grown ups.

Perfectly put Shelley.

They're protecting themselves, whilst deciding to put children at risk. How does that make sense?

So bloody true.

It could work.... 🤔

Disney is a psychopathic corporation.

I have asthma and I ALWAYS wear a mask. No one wants to listen to you excuses Karen!

Took me a minute

The virus can hug him now 🦠 🤗

Carry multiple masks. When you start having trouble breathing, caused by vapour in your breath building up in the weave of the mask, swap masks.

Yeah...but what about Karen's rights?

"Quote me" ~ Courtyard Brewery

Staying in bed in 2019: Lazy bastard Staying in bed in 2020: Responsible citizen

"Imaginary lines" - wait, you mean borders? :D

Listen to her! She have a really good advice!

"she heard"...says it all, really. 'Heard today I should stick my head up my a*s. Mmmfpfmhpf.'

Paying people to stay at home is socialism and socialism is worse than dying from an incurable virus infection. /Sarcasm = off/

Ain't no dang way I'm eating at that or any restaurant that doesn't have primarily take-out.

I don't know what's worse- him pulling this s**t or people actually falling for it.

So... what did they decide?

And just like trump, it's got a tiny d**k!

This should be number one, although it's not a joke. And it's ongoing...

Ohhhh! I was staring at this for a while before I realized that they can't taste because not tasting is a symptom of the coronavirus

Well put

It's so funny it can't be real. :)

It's such an awesome logo :'(

Yup. Problem solved

"Ok kids! Welcome back and did you all do your homework assignments I gave last week? Yes? Good. Lets take a look at those Last Will and Testaments shall we... Hmmm Timmy, are you sure you want to leave your favourite blue crayon to Lucy? I mean, its a nice crayon... very nice... so blue"

That not actually a joke though - they did install the fence.

Of course, why not.

What is happening in the 90's??? Is that a full size oscillating fan on their dash...

She won't die till Charles does. She'll be full of embalming fluid, but no Charles!