People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)
In times of stress and trouble, a sense of humor and some laughter go a long way to help us feel better and lift our spirits.
Yes, the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread across the world and we all feel like we’re in danger. Yes, the number of infected has surpassed 197k globally. But some people see the silver lining even in this situation and come up with truly funny jokes about the coronavirus.
Bored Panda collected some of the very best jokes about coronavirus to put a smile on your face and help you feel better in these dark times. Upvote your favorites of these hilarious photos and when you’re done enjoying this list of fresh new memes, check out part 1 of our collection right here. We also reached out to Mind, a UK mental health charity, so read on about their advice about staying mentally fit during prolonged episodes of staying at home.
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We (French) do not buy s****y baguette in supermarket we do have bakery for that
If they go stale, they are useful as bludgeons to whack infected people from a socially distanced uh, distance.
It's gotten to the point where I had to go over my pride and buy supermarket bread to cook in oven because we have to avoid going out and I cannot (oh cliché) live without my baguette too long ^o^. Wish good luck to everyone fighting it, wether it is by staying home or by helping in hospitals, buses etc
Think your kids are tough? Every French child starts the day with pain.
My car looked like that every Friday for years when I picked up baguettes for Happy Hour.
30 seconds later they're all stale. I love proper French bread but it has no shelf life at all.
I hate that athletes get paid more than people who have actual important live saving jobs.
I did phd here in india and i was hated by most people bcoz govt ws paying 'alms' (research fellowship) to a 26 yr old from their taxes. Researchers are hated and considered a burden on economy here.
If we spent the money paid to football on science and technology, we as a species would be far more advanced... but here we are running after a ball.
In many states in the U.S., schools shut down and kids are now being home-schooled. A parent posted a photo of him with his three children under 10 with the caption: "I favor paying teachers $1 Million per year."
1 800 eur? Damn it! Where is that rich country? Iam also biological researcher and have maybe half of it.
Must be in France. 1,800 euros is not a big salary by no means.
Load More Replies...Sock puppets gotta eat too, though he seems to be hoarding those cars. Save some for the other puppets dude!
A sock-covered variation of “I crush your head” (Kids in the Hall reference).
We all know how beneficial laughter is to our bodies and states of mind. However, it’s not the only way to protect your mental health. Especially if you’re staying at home and distancing yourself socially.
Bored Panda reached out to Mind, a UK mental health charity, to learn more about staying mentally fit during the coronavirus lockdowns we’re seeing around the globe.
Stephen Buckley, the Head of Information at Mind, explained that media coverage may increase people’s concern about the coronavirus, therefore, you should think about “taking a break or limiting how much you read or watch is helpful to maintain your well-being during this time.”
Most of us are guilty of following every tiny update about the coronavirus pandemic. But it’s far from healthy. It leads to anxiety. It leads to low-key panic. It leaves us mentally and emotionally drained. Though it’s important to stay informed, try to limit the amount of time you spend reading the news, especially stories about the ‘Coronapocalypse.’ Also, try to stick to reputable news sources so you don’t get worried over misinformation.
@Rae I love this! The correct American reaction 😂
Load More Replies...Have you ever tried to steam off wallpaper? It's a nightmare . Haha
Load More Replies...It even goes up the outside of the tub. It's everywhere!
Load More Replies...Those are tiles, not wallpaper. But they're not very pretty anyway.
Load More Replies...He's in quarantine so he can't ask people to change his mind today
Load More Replies..."How about to prevent intermittent death?" or "Drop dead!" I've seen that guy if not another only once. I didn't know there was a meme about him. Thanks for the lesson everyone. Is this guy in NYC or somewhere? That's the only thing that I may have known from looking at the picture.
Load More Replies...This is the table in the "Change My Mind" meme. The guy is isolating, so there's nothing to change his mind about.
Load More Replies...In California, the libraries are already closed. :o{
Load More Replies...Hahaha, I am an introvert and joyfully declared to my boss when he was asking how I was doing today: "This is what I've been training for my entire life!"
Staying mentally fit also means reducing the amount of time you spend scrolling through social media. After all, nearly everyone’s writing and posting about the coronavirus at the moment. You deserve a break from all of that. The good news is that sites like Twitter offer you the ability to mute certain keywords, to follow or mute accounts that might be making you anxious. So use those tools to filter your social media feed and go for wholesome news stories.
Me as well. Hardest part for me is that they closed the gym and golf courses, which are literally my only social activities.....
Load More Replies...I really don't get the toilet paper thing. People, it's an upper respiratory virus, not cholera!
Must be from all the canned beans they've been hoarding earlier.
Load More Replies...It's understandable, though - we all make snap judgments that we regret. It's all part of being human, all too human.
Load More Replies...Yeah, but if I can find the video I’ll be glad she did
Load More Replies...Then the people watching the video are just like...... "This woman is stupid smh. Doesn't pay attention to the details."
Even my introverted hiney has a limit. At some point I will need some kind of human contact to remain sane. I mean, just a little, but still.
Load More Replies...I've been working from home for 10 years and one can get a bit 'hermitey" but once I adopted Zoe, everything changed. I HAVE to take her out and I've met some really nice folks at the dog park. There are allot of advantages working from home but the isolation can get to you.
I meet lots of other home-workers when out walking my dogs - I agree the isolation can get to you but right now I'm feeling so glad of it.
Load More Replies...We have 2 ducks (male/female) that come daily to take a swim on our pool cover. It has definitely been the highlight of our day when they take thier daily swim!
I work this way for over 10 years. I am happy. Low social needs anyway.
i'm intrivert, still happy 2 weeks in, there's plenty books to read and i don't need to shave my legs which is bonus, heaven :)
According to Buckley, some people might find that staying at home alone might not be ideal. “So try to think of alternatives, for example staying with a friend or family member. You can also keep up to date with the current government health advice about whether you need to self-isolate.”
If you’re self-isolating, first of all, congratulations on making a smart decision. Well done. Unfortunately, quarantining yourself might be a bit, well, lonely. So keep connected to the people you care about by phoning, messaging, and emailing them regularly. We’re social animals, after all. Take away the social aspect and what are we left with?
Yep. Tech and video conferencing - who actually needs offices really? Very few jobs need to be held in buildings where you are all penned together these days.
If those who work from home successfully during this continue afterward, traffic will drop and the pollution with it. They can still go to work now and then if certain tasks require it. It seems like this is a wake up call and we should just do it. It will affect other things though - and for this reason some will resist strongly. If only 50% of the people go into the city, office demand will drop, and rents with it. Public transport will make less money. Retailers in the cities will have less passing foot traffic, so some may relocate ot the suburbs that were abandoned long ago. Time will tell I guess.
Load More Replies...Please, dear God! I live in Miami, it's been a dream driving this past week...
TBH, I wouldn't be surprised when a lot of companies decide to ditch all those offices and let all their people work from home forever. Major advantages, very cost-efficient and it also reduces the overhead costs in terms on savings on housing, insurance, utility bills, toilet paper, cleaning etc while productivity will go up.
My sister does payables and receivables. Having expense reports and reimbursements submitted to her via email saves her hours of data entry and having to call for clarification. She's going to push to make email submissions SOP for expense and reimbursement reports.
Worried about smog or traffic problems? Get sick, shut down all the factories, and the sky and lanes will clear up...
Not all jobs can be done remotely, though. Bus drivers, police officers, doctors, nurses, firefighters, EMTs, dog walkers - lots of people gotta go out and run the Coronavirus gauntlet.
Or more carpooling. Only that's not a new idea, and people don't like to be slightly inconvenienced.
I don't think people should be carpooling for a bit.
Load More Replies...Taking the bus also helps, you know... Not all of us need to be in a car with no passengers besides the driver while going in the same direction as all the other cars
A lot of buses are old and polluting nightmares anyway. Even where they are new and electric there is still a cost due to the production of that electricity. Yes, a bus is better than 30 cars with one person per car but still not actually good for the environment. Working from home just makes more sense. Ex office buildings could be converted to homes instead of building on green belt land that the planet NEEDS.
Load More Replies...No, dogs don't get covid-19, they have their own coronaviruses, there are many different coronaviruses. Covid-19 is just for humans.
Wrong, there has been cases of dogs testing positive for covid 19, getting infected from their owners.
Load More Replies...We always knew dogs were smarter than a lot of people. Go wooftie!!!
Unfortunately, dogs can get the corona virus. I just read that one died after being quarantined. Rest in peace.
Is that the dog that was 17 years old? Not saying that it wasn't the virus but that's pretty old for a dog anyway.
Load More Replies...I will use aloe Vera for burns and tea tree for spots and lavender to help me sleep. But I am also a huge fan of vaccines and antibiotics haha.
See, essential oils aren't all that bad- if you want a nice smell or something. In my opinion, some scents can put you in a bit of a better mood or help you sleep, but that's really all essential oils are gonna do. We have an essential oil diffuser in our house, but it's just to smell nice. It's this believing that essential oils are gonna ward off or cure illnesses that is the problem. Like people think a nice smell is gonna be better than all of modern medicine???
100% agree with you. Love the way the smell, well some of them but yeah they are not a replacement for medicine.
Load More Replies...They're sold out of tea tree oil. I'm not an essential oil enthusiast, but tea tree oil does kill germs. But I use it in addition to alcohol, washing hands, etc.
Right!?! I love using rubbing alcohol with drops of tea tree as a disinfectant in a spray bottle! Only none at the store so my hubby bought me vodka instead...
Load More Replies...Crazy thing is, almost all essential oils are actually anti-viral! some extremely good... Better than noodles!
A lady that makes Elderberry tonic locally by me can't keep up with her orders. She's swamped!
Once I learned about Elderberry tea over 20 years ago, it helped lessen the intensity and duration of the flu the next two times it visited me. Natural remedies are not "cures". Shame on the people who promote them as such. ALL the health supporting activities - wholesome foods, clean water, sleep, exercise, positive relationships, reducing toxic chemistry in our cleaning and "beauty" products (essential oils do SO much to help us achieve this) - work together to allow our body to do what it's built to do!!
Load More Replies...or vinegar or crystals I've noticed also... I think it's like in the horror movies, when there is a vampire they never go to a modern non-denominational church... the find a Real Catholic Church! especially a super old fashioned looking one where the Priest wears a cassock. That's how you know it's getting down to life or death! lol
Vinegar will kill some bacteria. Drinking vinegar water actually helped my ancestors keep from getting the cholera or whatever was killing people off right and left during the Runaway Scrape in Texas that happened because of the Texas war for independence from Mexico. (It's documented in my several-greats grandmother's memoirs.) It can be an effective disinfectant depending on what the microbe is. But it doesn't have much effect, if any, on COVID-19.
Load More Replies...and I am a qualified clinical aromatherapist, with some 25 years experience; both in and outside the NHS.
Thats cos people do believe (still!!) that something will wok unless it comes on a prescipition)!! BUT think about it, antibiotc - means against life - probiotic (which all EO's are) - means for or promoting life! I rest my case.
Finally, remember the basics. Eat well, drink plenty of water, exercise regularly. Read a good book, maybe practice meditating as well. If anything, this crisis is the perfect opportunity to reexamine your priorities (and maybe even start a new hobby!). Above all, remember to laugh and smile a lot. Having a good sense of humor is going to help immensely in the months to come.
“Our physical and mental health are linked, so make sure you are eating regularly and drinking enough water,” Buckley explained. “Think about getting food delivered or asking someone else to drop food off for you. Being at home might impact your routine which can affect your appetite and when you drink water. It can help to create a new routine to make sure you are looking after yourself.”
Buckley stressed the importance of staying active and keeping your mind stimulated. “Keep your brain occupied and challenged. Set aside time in your routine for this. Read books, magazines and articles. Listen to podcasts, watch films and do puzzles.”
This actually happened in China. Divorce rates went waaay up after two months of quarantine.
More like jails waiting for siblings to be stuck with each other for weeks!
Those tags near his wrist are absolutely bugging me. I want to get my thread scissors and cut them off!
FYI - witnesses have stopped door to door for the foreseeable future
You just reminded me of Jevohovah's Witnesses. Have they lessened? Or is that what you were referencing?
Load More Replies...Lots of babies are being made these next couple of months. Would love to be quarantined with the one I love, but he is overseas.
Coherent clear sentences and the lack of boasting how bigly the crisis was and how he single- handedly invented the vaccine shows that this wasn't Donald Jenius Trump.
Load More Replies...Only if you let it be. We need to vote to make sure the next president won't force more rules on us just because he's part of the NWO agenda. Don't vote for career politicians. They are all corrupt. Dem. Or Rep. Trump is only non career politician running still. Biden is no good.
Load More Replies...Yep, sorry anti-vaxxers. Though to be honest I'd give you a pass and let you have the vaccine (if you wanted it) because it would help OTHERS be safe.
I work with an anti-vaxxer family who has said they will all get the coronovirus vaccine as soon as it comes out. The dad said, "I would totally get the vaccine. Why take a chance on catching such a horrible virus when you could vaccinate against it?" I sarcastically said, "I know, right? Too bad we don't have vaccines for every horrible illness, like measle and such." He said that was different because the coronovirus is spreading unchecked across the world. I just walked away. I can't deal with that level of stupid.
A vaccine is not a cure. It can prevent an illness causing the illness in a very light measure.
Load More Replies...Survival of the fittest. A.K.A. - Darwinism. Anti-vaxxers should be denied the vaccine UNTIL they get all the others.
if those antivaxxers believe in natural selection as well, its win-win
A vaccine is never a cure. A vaccine prevents and a cure, well... cures. Both thing would be great in this pandemic, though.
anyone who made antivaxx posts should be left last to take the vaccine (if they accept it)
And the tape needs to go all the way around their head, otherwise they can just lick it off.
Load More Replies...Wouldn't they be gaming and not in anyone's way if left to their own devices anyway?
You would be surprised at how much energy intelligent, healthy, energetic children can generate when cooped up inside the house. Most kids don't spend all their time gaming and even gaming can be quite loud and disruptive.
Load More Replies...This is sooo relatable! I work from home... having others 'forcibly' staying at home is a recipe for madness or murder!
Don’t know how I’m typing this with my hands tied by duck tape No not really
I'm going to be honest....... This is wrong....... WHY AREN'T I DOING THIS TO MY BROTHER!?!??!!?
I once sat on my brother as I read a book. When we wore himself out by struggling, I left him sleeping on the floor. Mom wasn't happy, but I was proud of myself. That was deserved for he stole my chapstick for the last time as a result. I'm glad no one has shown similar pics with their pet tied up.
Load More Replies...I understand tying the children up; but if you're working at home, why wear heels?
Hahahahahahahaha......but seriously, I wouldn't want to feel those legs.
They're video conferences now. My meetings have not been reduced at all.
In my dads office they are making them do skype call even when there are in the exact same office or cubicle space. It’s nuts
Load More Replies...After the boss realizes, he first calls an all-hands meeting in a small room tho. So you can all go be sick at home.
Keep your dirty emails I rather not get a computer virus. Bring on the covid19
I've had two telephone interviews in the past few days, and have three more lined up.
Nice one. Think we can recognize the Kardashians after this?
Load More Replies...ok, you can't just tweeze, right? or trim/file nails??? spoiled. extra bitches
Me too, it's so much healther and naturel. Also I save so much money not doing any of these.
Load More Replies...What’s happening in the bottom left pic, with the closeup of the eye? Something about the lashes?
Sparse lashes because they can't go to the salon to glue on fake ones.
Load More Replies...OMG!! LOLOLOLOLLLLLLL!!!! I could hardly breathe I laughed so hard at this one!! LOLOLOL!
Yep. Starting week 3 of the flu, a great chance to see just how much gray is in my hair!
The cloves would be gross but a bulldog (Corona + margarita) is delicious
Load More Replies...Notice how you can't see the top right corner off the bottle in the picture.
Load More Replies...The Catholic church killed them all during the inquistion.
Load More Replies...Is that Yakov Smirnoff? In Soviet Russia, cornavirus is infected by you!
For conspicuous Gallantry that goes above and beyond the call of duty I award the Grocery store employees the Legion of Toilet Paper for hunting down hoarders
Load More Replies...Work at Target produce department, we are NOT allowed to wear masks without HR approval, and you need to fill out a form. Remind you, my store manager (STL) lets overnight manager (ETL) wear tank top, as a “Professional courtesy“ because he works hard and it’s too hot, but we can’t wear masks to protect ourselves? because Target doesn’t want to upset guests. Do you want any body’s sweat to touch your merchandise? 2 weeks of quarantine pay, NOT 80 hours total as everyone assumed, they pay you “average hours”, and they cut hours so they don’t have to pay team members health insurance, (industry standards now these days) also cut hours ever since LA raised minimum wages. Most team members are lucky if they get 20 hours a week and they still expect you to get 40 hours work done. Target got huge tax cut like every other companies, record profit, and none of it trickle down to team members. WE GOT NOTHING. Z E R O. If Anyone at Target reading this, everyone is talking about unionizing so workers have a voice and representation. Next time you go shop at Target, think about it...
This is awful. I hope you guys do unionize. It's about time the capitalist world gets back to realizing that labor is human. Solidarity!
Load More Replies...They, and all retail, service, and hospital staff, truly need to be given combat pay for what they’re having to go through.
Went today. I appreciate them so damn much! Be kind to retail workers that keep our everyday lives running.
Assuming they survive, they should get free groceries for as long as this lasts.
No, Target makes overnight team members go outside, wait in the end of long line, after shift is over. I understand they want to be fair, but we are risk our lives when we are not allowed to wear masks, I don’t think think let team members to take one pack of toilet paper and sanitizer before going home is NOT unreasonable.
Load More Replies...The military should hire them after the virus. They have proven themselves.
And pharmacy workers! No, people, we don't have hand sanitizer behind the counter, and as much as we need that fifty you tried to slip us, we can't take it.
Nah - stopped believing a long time ago that the world knows it's in a new year and that it magically resets.
lol literally australia was in fire then got flooded, the US and Iran were at each others throats lol and canada was basically frozen and then the virus 2020 gonna be good my a*s
We NEED this reset as a society. In the big picture and long run, it WILL be better. Think about everything that wasn’t working in the world. The universe was just waiting for this breaking point.
For introverts told they must work from home, it IS the best year yet.
Remember to tip your delivery people! They're making this a whole lot more bearable.
They freaking deserve it honestly. I work retail but at least I got a spot I can go to to hide and my area isn't that busy during these times... except for the folks wanting TVs but I still get to maintain that 6 foot. These guys gotta ride all over the place to deliver the food and frankly, I can only confirm one service is offering a no-contact delivery. If someone can actually confirm if Ubereats also offers that, that'd be something I'd love confirmed.
Load More Replies...I salute them too! It is great to have them on streets! You can to know, that people, who can't cook themselves can be fed. And then I remembered these youths, who were atacking them while ago! Hope, they won't order food for themselves!
Idiots with the emotional maturity of a fetus (and I apologize for insulting fetuses).
Load More Replies...oh my god... can someone please tell me what show this is from?! im trying to remember!!!
Errrr yes! Brexit??? U.K. demanded control over its own borders...EU waved them goodbye EU has now closed its borders ( Tuesday am ) and a few countries in the EU are under strict lockdown as well...the UK are still wavering in total indecision schools are only being closed tomorrow and only because they were forced into a widespread closure by Scotland and Ireland being brave and taking charge for their own citizens health against England's indecisiveness!!
Load More Replies...I am so glad that Australia has followed New Zealand & has closed our boarders
Not your average flu ooh, better stay in your home. Not your average flu ooh, this is not the time to roam.
You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight, you're outta toilet paper, things are going great.
Load More Replies...🎶Cuz COVID-19 is coming for youuuuuuu. 🎶Thank you thank you very much I'll be here all week
Did else anyone count the claps to make sure there were four? No, just me? Ok. Well there are six, two too many. Your welcome.
I counted them too! 😄 nice to know I wasn't the only one lol
Load More Replies...Last night I had the strangest dream it came all the way from China and its on its way to find ya and you said you had to get your a** cleaned Didn't want it to hold you I see what u mean
🎶 They say "all work no play", but I just have to disagree. With all this free time It's all about me. I hate to admit but this is kind of nice, as long as I stay safe and follow Google's advice.🎶 sorry for the bad song lol
Behind doctors nurses etc there is a whole army of lab staff working 24/7 to diagnose patients too
Load More Replies...Animal rescue doesn’t stop either, nor vets etc...I’m dreading when the volunteers stop coming and staff start getting ill...
I work at Budapest Public Transportation Company. We are still working...
Yep, still gotta go to the office.... while boss stays home in quarantine
This is somewhat understandable. Not every single work/business can be shut down. People still need food and medical care.
Not even in countries where people do not know that using water to clean your buttocks is more efficient and hygienic.
Load More Replies...To be fair, even though the rolls are rare here, I haven't seen the shops putting up prices on what they do have.
Because the demons will probably be better behaved. :D
Load More Replies...Let's try out forgotten hobbies! Like macrame, model building, origami, philately, amateur astronomy, geocaching (which actually seems to be our only hope for interaction), quilting, jigsaw puzzles, woodcarving, leatherwork, making friendship bracelets, cross-stitch, calligraphy, making miniatures, etc. etc.
I can't wait for this to hit Tumblr and somebody draws Crowley being summoned & learning to make quiche.
Annette, it's too late. I've met some of the neighborhood kids. Demons were summoned long ago.
Load More Replies...There's a context for this - just ask a Gen-Zer: https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/heres-why-teens-are-saying-the-birds-work-for-the-bourgeoisie/
Load More Replies...All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them...
Load More Replies...Irony: government drones changing the batteries in government drones
quote "i hope elmo is not doing cocaine." Answer: I hope he is. I hate the little sh*t - ruined Sesame Street. Die Elmo!
That is not as bad as i imagined it would be . My expectations are really low
I’d write Phyllis’ response here, but don’t want the thread to go off on a tangent. Besides, you all know that’s what she said!
Load More Replies...It's a tool for taking pasta out of a pan so she's going to cook a lot more.😎
Load More Replies...We’re all going to finally have the time to cook from scratch. At least for a while.
Didn't anybody else notice that her power outlet is upside down? That's a code violation.
Says a lot about 'cooking' ! Everyone is single-minded = Pasta and sauce from a jar !!
*remembers the Toilet Paper and Basically Everything Else Shortage of 2019*
What does the year have to do with this? I don't like this but I am looking forward to the rest of the year being great, I am quarantined to a room in a care facility til further notice but I am not letting this ruin my life, I have so many amazing things to do and an amazing man to talk to everyday til he comes home from overseas.
Let's start with the Kardashians. Might not help but it certainly won't make things worse.
Yup! I do feel for the parents whose offices remain open while the schools shut down though...they have nowhere to send the kids while they have to work.
It's tough - though there used to be thousands of latch key children who would look after themselves and not even that long ago. Get to and from school on their own and cook their own meal when they got in from school. I'm only talking about the 80s. Smallest children, sure, but maybe the others could have more responsibility. Most would probably rise magnificently to the challenge. Did anyone see that programme on UK TV where 5 year olds were allowed to cross London on their own - just given a map and left to it? (Secretly watched 'own' of course). They were AMAZING! Children's ability to cope is vastly underrated. Look how children cope in countries where there aren't schools available and they have to work? It's awful that children have to live like that, absolutely, but it shows how they can manage when it's necessary. Even in developed countries there are children under ten taking care of disabled parents. Sad but a reality for so many.
Load More Replies...In a dreamy voice "what's that like?"
Load More Replies...There's never going to be a shortage of people popping out children, relax. If some people found the bravery to voice their desire not to straddle themselves and society with a cute, needy, potentially sociopathic mini-them for 18+ years and add to the load of our overpopulated world, why bother stressing yourself out arguing? Complaining about them won't really make you feel better about having given up a huge part of your life to someone else. Humans are certainly more intelligent than other creatures, but that die not justify procreating and destroying wildlife, ecosystems, the PLANET like it's their second job. People who are becoming conscious of themselves and their unnecessary need to procreate for as long as they can are sorely needed.
I had the audacity to ask parents on facebook to teach their kids not to scream outside all day, as many people, including me, are working from home now, trying to keep THEIR economy going too. Playing, talking, all fine, but why shout into each others face? The parents ate me alive. Apparently their precious kids can't be asked to not shout and I should just die in a fire.
Ahh, the child haters out in force. I have always enjoyed my kids. Should we just all stop having them? Then who will be your doctor, nurse, psychiatrist, banker, etc., when you're old?
Nah I love my kids. But I really really appreciate their teachers. I did before, but this is a whole new level. I helped my 11 year old for almost 4 hours yesterday and about to start in a min. My 12 year old did work for hours too. I feel the teachers are laughing at us😁
Load More Replies...yes, and us health care workers. Here at work (health dept) we aren't even allowed to wear masks to protect ourselves.
I am one of these. It is a really challenging time to say the least. We are doing our best but still facing daily abuse from rude customers :(
i tipped my cashier on Monday. this picture is so true its not funny. it just facts
No Martha, we wouldn't have our beautiful society without the sacrifice of our grocery store employees. Obviously.
Load More Replies...Sigh, and this is what happens when everyone gets sick of not being able to do anything because of this damn Corona Virus. Imagine how hateful we will all be a month from now.......
I understand this, and yes, thank you cashiers, but this is wrong. Who is more important, the 18 year old boy at the register, or the 18 year old boy who fought for his country, and millions of people he will never meet. The boy who has lived in the dirt, in constant fear for his own life? Who is worse? The nasty person in line, or the other boy who is trying to kill you for their country? And what is worse to see? A woman getting pushed in line, or your friends dying in your arms? Grocery store employees are not the same as soldiers.
Both 18 year old boys are equally important. One may have suffered more, and what he did might be more important, but they are both human beings and thus they are equally important.
Load More Replies...True he wasn't the problem, but damn that kid was so annoying I wanted to throttle him throughout the movie.
Load More Replies...Nothing happened in April. It is now May. Should we be relieved and calm or suspicious and scared...?
For the first time i learnt the benefits of being asocial.
Load More Replies...Social isolation= Virus deflecting while contamination suspecting.....
Load More Replies...Vaccine accepting; no resurrecting . Scientist work at perfecting. I am respecting. Work I am neglecting..this is way more interesting...
No one moans about us though. We invented punk, we're the coolest generation and all other generations are just jealous X
Load More Replies...it's not everybody. a lot of millenials are going to parties and clubs because they don't think they can get affected. i'm genx and all of my friends agree that people just need to stay home, even if it won't affect them as bad. it really depends on the person. i stay inside because i don't want to get sick and kill other people but my grandma insists on going to the store because "she'll be fine". i'm not trying to be rude but genx isn't as ignorant as a lot of people think
Load More Replies...Nope, me neither. Hans - think you need to give us a bit more to go on. Sorry.
Load More Replies...I did too, but I needed that laugh. Hans cheered me up...wait...maybe, maybe he is magic.....
Load More Replies...Except the flow of traffic has sped-up to the point where it has exceeded the maximum sustainable speed of my vehicle, so I need to take a slower route. Chicago problems.
Load More Replies...Your gym is still open?! I've been forced to workout at home while my cats rub their buttholes all over my yoga mat.
Load More Replies...I don’t find it strange that they predicted some of things since they have like a million episodes 😁 Adore them!
Not to mention, we've been warned forever about a pandemic.
Load More Replies...I'm a gamer and sadly covid-19 is affecting us too. The added traffic from those working from home is making the servers buckle and a lot of games are unplayable . I'm not complaining as I know work is obviously more important but it just shows how this virus is impacting on every aspect of life at the moment
When I'm not working, I'm working on that gaming backlog and I decided to stop trimming my beard.
Water? Btw, I can clean my butt with water, but can't quench my thirst with TP
Load More Replies...They left out the next frame...the one where she trys to kiss her boyfriend
What the h*ll is she licking? There are so much more than coronavirus on this thing. *Vomit*
Yes not only is it a public toilet seat but it's one of an airplane.
Load More Replies...Toilet bowl? I thought it was the sink. Stupidity....meet thy self.
Let's just show the world what I nasty person I am. Good grief.
i was finally going to get my braces off, and now I can't (I am so sorry for your wedding! 😢😞
I was going to attend a regional gathering in Greenville, SC next weekend, but it got cancelled. However, a national convention that will take place later in the year is still on.
Got to get that last good picture in, huh girls? Before drowning? That boat is not the Titanic.
Me neither! The only reason I've seen Star Wars VII & VIII as well as Rogue One is by borrowing DVDs from the library.
Load More Replies...School isn't "canceled", at least where I live. Studends now reciece their assignments digitally and are still expected to study. They're just doing it from home.
What are you saying??? ::Looks at son:: John Jr....get over here, now!
Load More Replies...and there are many variants of 'the flu' but we still say "I got the flu' not 'I got influenza-s459x' ... it's basically saying tissue vs kleenex, there's no need to be specific if you're getting your point across. Folks need to stop being language nazis
Load More Replies...Now *you're* the person (and I don't mean this in a bad way) who's the real scientist here.
Load More Replies...COVID-19 literally means "coronavirus disease 2019", as in the one that started bothering us in 2019, not the SARS from a few years ago.
Well, that and to distinguish it from other coronaviruses.
Load More Replies...Like thinking you can take two Vitamin B6's and it'll equal one B12.
Load More Replies...Well it didn't help that Americans voted in the most inept person to be president in history.
The pollen levels where I live are very high right now, so everyone randomly sneezes and coughs, and then you watch everyone around you try not to visibly freak out a little
I'm an asthmatic, so I cough quite often. Pretty sure if I did that literally anywhere in public, I'd probably be killed.
Actually happened to me when I choked and coughed at a restaurant yesterday lol
You were in a restaurant yesterday? The entire 7,000,000 person area I live in is under shelter-in-place orders right now.
Load More Replies...More like: Let me take back to 2019 when Pangolin where sold on a fresh market in China...
And a doctor noticed plenty of people getting sick but get jailed for disturbing the "harmony of the country"
Load More Replies...The rest of the world (most of them) having to take a shower...
Load More Replies...Bidets are revolting. You need to use soap and water to wash off poo, so just splashing cold water around, just spreads it. You still need to use paper to dry your now s**t splattered butt cheeks. Yeah, it's cleaner...-_-
You want a disease to spread like wildfire, make sure that one of the symptoms is irresistible wanderlust that includes an overwhelming desire to make your travel plans so you have to change planes in Atlanta.
Even if they are the worst spreaders they aren't as affected by it as people 60+ unless they have certain conditions.
Load More Replies...Ten days time it'll be the USA! Pack your bags now so you're ready for your driver.
Load More Replies...It's not the boomers that are flooding the beaches... little a--holes.
Yeah I've seen a lot of memes like this but all the Boomers I know are playing it safe while the idiots my age are pretending like it's no big deal and frolicking about...
Load More Replies...Every fortnight my gran, my auntie and I do our grocery shopping together. We are due to go shopping tomorrow, I have to phone my 81 year old gran and tell her she isn't coming with us. We can get her anything she needs. Unfortunately we do need to go shopping, I get paid fortnightly so I can only afford to buy a fortnight's worth of groceries at a time, or I wouldn't be going at all. I am absolutely s******g myself about phoning her and telling her I am imposing a quarantine on her! I may be nearly 40 but I am not ashamed to admit that I am still terrified of my gran lol
Why skip? Just turn off your webcam and stay logged into the class. Get the attendance credit.
Clearly you are being too logical for these times.
Load More Replies...dilute it at a 3:2 ratio: then little more sugar than whole milk lactose...
Load More Replies...But how do you dry yourself on the ones that don't have blow drying facilities?
And out in Miami... There are a lot of younger gens that are out there literally saying "If I get corona, I get corona. "At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from partying." and "What they're doing is bad, we need a refund. This virus ain't that serious. There's more serious things out there like hunger and poverty, we need to address that." SMH https://www.yahoo.com/news/aint-serious-miami-spring-breakers-074801407.html
Guys I'm gonna blow your mind... this is a quote from the show The Office. It's funny because a person in the show says it wrong. The person making the joke didn't come up with it
Load More Replies...The worst part about this is I have 3 kids...need I say more? Lol
Load More Replies...It is pretty awful that its gaining momentum during allergy season. Every morning I have to ask of I'm runny because of allergies or covid.
Basically this is what is happening: a guy is playing tic tac toe against his cat, the guy wins and flips off the cat, the cat attacks his hand.
That's because the covid19 doesn't kill millennials (unless the millenial in question has immunologic issues). To us it feels like a bad flu, and, like any bad flu, it keeps us alive in constant misery.
My auntie told me on the phone last night that her husband went out into the garden to fill the bird feeder and came out the kitchen, with all his bird feed, and a mask on!!
Why do you stock up all these images, then just do variations of the same theme the next day?
I was actually planning on looking for work 2 weeks ago but now I can’t. Even though supermarkets and cleaners etc are looking for employees I now can’t look for work coz there is a chance the schools will close so I will need to stay home and care for my kids. So frustrating.
C**p it's learned from Plague Inc. if it hits the Caribbean and Madagascar the human race is doomed.
I wish to avoid the town that thinks THAT is an appropriate thing to have in public.
By the time you get there, they'll have cases of COVID-19 too.
Load More Replies...As a so- called "boomer" I was brought up to not waste anything, reuse almost anything, and clean up after me. We couldn't afford much, so the idea that we are climate change deniers pisses me off sooooo much :/
Load More Replies...Actually, there is one- Montenegro still doesn't have any confirmed cases of coronavirus. Stay strong, Montenegro! :D
I am 100% Chinese but have never eaten a bite of bat or rat. Most Chinese people don't eat bat, so it just goes to show that every country has some hobo who eats weird stuff. Not just China.
And I think most countries, if not all, have people who eat wildlife. Our macho men in the US are proud of shooting something they can eat. Or something they can't.
Load More Replies...My daughter got a learning pack today and my sons school will have them ready tomorrow so they have work to do if/when the schools close.
Aren't most things emailable or accessible online? Distance learning works for organisations like Open University. Don't understand why actual physical packs are necessary tbh. Am I missing something?
Load More Replies...Why does this keep blamming boomers? Has anyone been in a grocery store? You think it is just boomers acting stupid?
Stereotyping was always the go-to function for lazy minds.
Load More Replies...I mean, as a terminal-cancer patient, I had probably 4 more years before I die of cancer, but now this virus might decrease that significantly
As someone fighting cancer, whose life has been totally altered by fighting it for ten years, I find this distasteful at best. I know it's meant to be humorous and that dark humour is a thing but it's really low to compare coronavirus to this devastating long term disease.
There's dark humour and there is tasteless s**t... this falls into the second category as far as I'm concerned. Good luck with the cancer fight and I truly hope you stay safe from the virus.
Load More Replies...Agreed. I hope you stay safe Kelly - and I wish you all the best in the world with your cancer.
Load More Replies...Been downvoted whenever I repeat from briefings with the infectious disease specialist at work, so I'll stick to this: I had ordered goofy socks, new kitchen towels, and ant traps from Amazon. The box arrived two days late, with a note from someone saying they had stolen it hoping for Covid19 supplies. Finding none, they decided to let me have the box and its contents, and a brief apology in the note.
Some of these are pretty funny... some, not so much. But as an Asian with allergies... Slide1-5e7...a8b5d2.png
Talked with my white 78 yr old down-the-block-neighbor who thought is was a good time to ask me my racial heritage. I told him bi-racial, black and anglo (why does spell check keep changing anglo to angry?) but I was raised to identify as African American. He proceeds to tell me what he thinks about blacks with dred-locks (dumb a******s) and about his fears that the isolation will cause people in the cities to go crazy with break-ins and such before moving on to the Florida Keys and his place (unlikely in my estimation). I listened, surprisingly unoffended - I really did like - something about the guy. I asked him what he thought the color of the face of these break-in artists was? "black" he said. I told him he was far too fearful and quit watching Fox News. In an effort to redeem himself he pointed out that the thieves were Haitian not African-American - I guess he wanted me to share in his fears. Oh well. Some days six feet will not be enough.
All years that end in 20 starting from 1520 have had big diseases -,_-
Been downvoted whenever I repeat from briefings with the infectious disease specialist at work, so I'll stick to this: I had ordered goofy socks, new kitchen towels, and ant traps from Amazon. The box arrived two days late, with a note from someone saying they had stolen it hoping for Covid19 supplies. Finding none, they decided to let me have the box and its contents, and a brief apology in the note.
Some of these are pretty funny... some, not so much. But as an Asian with allergies... Slide1-5e7...a8b5d2.png
Talked with my white 78 yr old down-the-block-neighbor who thought is was a good time to ask me my racial heritage. I told him bi-racial, black and anglo (why does spell check keep changing anglo to angry?) but I was raised to identify as African American. He proceeds to tell me what he thinks about blacks with dred-locks (dumb a******s) and about his fears that the isolation will cause people in the cities to go crazy with break-ins and such before moving on to the Florida Keys and his place (unlikely in my estimation). I listened, surprisingly unoffended - I really did like - something about the guy. I asked him what he thought the color of the face of these break-in artists was? "black" he said. I told him he was far too fearful and quit watching Fox News. In an effort to redeem himself he pointed out that the thieves were Haitian not African-American - I guess he wanted me to share in his fears. Oh well. Some days six feet will not be enough.
All years that end in 20 starting from 1520 have had big diseases -,_-
