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In times of stress and trouble, a sense of humor and some laughter go a long way to help us feel better and lift our spirits.

Yes, the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread across the world and we all feel like we’re in danger. Yes, the number of infected has surpassed 197k globally. But some people see the silver lining even in this situation and come up with truly funny jokes about the coronavirus.

Bored Panda collected some of the very best jokes about coronavirus to put a smile on your face and help you feel better in these dark times. Upvote your favorites of these hilarious photos and when you’re done enjoying this list of fresh new memes, check out part 1 of our collection right here. We also reached out to Mind, a UK mental health charity, so read on about their advice about staying mentally fit during prolonged episodes of staying at home.

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Caity P
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Marie! The baguettes!"

Quentin РЯЕUVOТ
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We (French) do not buy s****y baguette in supermarket we do have bakery for that

Denis Brown
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they go stale, they are useful as bludgeons to whack infected people from a socially distanced uh, distance.

キミ
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's gotten to the point where I had to go over my pride and buy supermarket bread to cook in oven because we have to avoid going out and I cannot (oh cliché) live without my baguette too long ^o^. Wish good luck to everyone fighting it, wether it is by staying home or by helping in hospitals, buses etc

Stannous Flouride
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think your kids are tough? Every French child starts the day with pain.

Steve Cruz
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My car looked like that every Friday for years when I picked up baguettes for Happy Hour.

Ruth Mayfly
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

30 seconds later they're all stale. I love proper French bread but it has no shelf life at all.

jevais
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Les baguettes should be eaten the same Day of purhase, The go stale very fast. Maybe this gentleman goes 🛒 shopping for the village or his neighborhood. Here in Europe 🇪🇺 things are organise with volantiers Who do the shopping for the elderly People and those in quarante.

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    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't belong here though - it's no joke.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that athletes get paid more than people who have actual important live saving jobs.

    Liszt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our world summarized in one simple sentence.

    Nea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did phd here in india and i was hated by most people bcoz govt ws paying 'alms' (research fellowship) to a 26 yr old from their taxes. Researchers are hated and considered a burden on economy here.

    Jaco Smith-Venter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we spent the money paid to football on science and technology, we as a species would be far more advanced... but here we are running after a ball.

    Steve Cruz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many states in the U.S., schools shut down and kids are now being home-schooled. A parent posted a photo of him with his three children under 10 with the caption: "I favor paying teachers $1 Million per year."

    Peter Saikko
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats is what I have always been saying. Fifty thumbs up.

    Nick P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so true... These Medical Personnel are the real "GOD".

    Karolína T.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 800 eur? Damn it! Where is that rich country? Iam also biological researcher and have maybe half of it.

    jevais
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be in France. 1,800 euros is not a big salary by no means.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sock puppets gotta eat too, though he seems to be hoarding those cars. Save some for the other puppets dude!

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really is the best thing I've seen this year.

    Jonas Grinevičius
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite meme, by far! :)

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sock-covered variation of “I crush your head” (Kids in the Hall reference).

    Katherine Boag
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from before coronavirus and is funnier with sound

    Johanne Trudeau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cabin fever starts setting in...

    Phi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! This one made me laugh out loud :)

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    We all know how beneficial laughter is to our bodies and states of mind. However, it’s not the only way to protect your mental health. Especially if you’re staying at home and distancing yourself socially.

    Bored Panda reached out to Mind, a UK mental health charity, to learn more about staying mentally fit during the coronavirus lockdowns we’re seeing around the globe.

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    Stephen Buckley, the Head of Information at Mind, explained that media coverage may increase people’s concern about the coronavirus, therefore, you should think about “taking a break or limiting how much you read or watch is helpful to maintain your well-being during this time.”

    Most of us are guilty of following every tiny update about the coronavirus pandemic. But it’s far from healthy. It leads to anxiety. It leads to low-key panic. It leaves us mentally and emotionally drained. Though it’s important to stay informed, try to limit the amount of time you spend reading the news, especially stories about the ‘Coronapocalypse.’ Also, try to stick to reputable news sources so you don’t get worried over misinformation.

    #4

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    Rae
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has toilet paper!! Get him!!

    Calypso poet
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Rae I love this! The correct American reaction 😂

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathroom looks like it’s from a 1970s pandemic, not a 2020 one.

    Carolyn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever tried to steam off wallpaper? It's a nightmare . Haha

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    Leandro Aude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how am I supossed to steal from my workplace from home?

    Dianna Siever
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wallpaper is the worst, but his hair is the best 😄

    Molly Whitebear
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are tiles, not wallpaper. But they're not very pretty anyway.

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    John Doe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Yorkers and Londoners be like:

    Mary Patterson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have toilet paper but he has to live with those tiles.

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    What does a Foxxy say?
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get this one, can anyone please explain?

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in quarantine so he can't ask people to change his mind today

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    Richard Liu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Wearing mask is useless. Change my mind.” Well...okey.

    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How about to prevent intermittent death?" or "Drop dead!" I've seen that guy if not another only once. I didn't know there was a meme about him. Thanks for the lesson everyone. Is this guy in NYC or somewhere? That's the only thing that I may have known from looking at the picture.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the table in the "Change My Mind" meme. The guy is isolating, so there's nothing to change his mind about.

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    Nick P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy is under lockdown...

    Lana Jig-maker
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May they recover to have their mind changed once again.

    Mya Lugar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess instead of working at home (IN home) they are working outdoors..more space and sunlight, sounds like a great idea!

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    #6

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, wait they closed the library? WTF we are all gonna die

    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In California, the libraries are already closed. :o{

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    ceecu33
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An introverts dream come true

    Laura Maeflower
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most relatable virus quote I've seen yet!

    Steve Barker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I love you, Danielle. From a distance of course.

    Carmen Honacker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I am an introvert and joyfully declared to my boss when he was asking how I was doing today: "This is what I've been training for my entire life!"

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    Staying mentally fit also means reducing the amount of time you spend scrolling through social media. After all, nearly everyone’s writing and posting about the coronavirus at the moment. You deserve a break from all of that. The good news is that sites like Twitter offer you the ability to mute certain keywords, to follow or mute accounts that might be making you anxious. So use those tools to filter your social media feed and go for wholesome news stories.

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    John L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me as well. Hardest part for me is that they closed the gym and golf courses, which are literally my only social activities.....

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    Patti Renwick Parrish
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an introvert, nothing really has changed for me!

    Baali Venomax
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? Just means we're the ones that know how to handle it ;)

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel more normal now that everyone's having the same stay-at-home weekend as me.

    Sam
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too, I am a textbook introvert!

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    Mia Hamsa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the answer is "Yes, yes I am!"

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't get the toilet paper thing. People, it's an upper respiratory virus, not cholera!

    C Hypercube
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be from all the canned beans they've been hoarding earlier.

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    Jasmine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, bet she felt stupid.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's understandable, though - we all make snap judgments that we regret. It's all part of being human, all too human.

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    pebs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People films too much.

    Hermione Granger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesnt matter who was, shouldnt be filming without permission.

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but if I can find the video I’ll be glad she did

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    Adriana_Slayz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the people watching the video are just like...... "This woman is stupid smh. Doesn't pay attention to the details."

    Jasmina Pavlovic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha ... made my day !!! 😁😁😁

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coronavirus plight, introverts delight.

    Helen Haley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even my introverted hiney has a limit. At some point I will need some kind of human contact to remain sane. I mean, just a little, but still.

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    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been working from home for 10 years and one can get a bit 'hermitey" but once I adopted Zoe, everything changed. I HAVE to take her out and I've met some really nice folks at the dog park. There are allot of advantages working from home but the isolation can get to you.

    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meet lots of other home-workers when out walking my dogs - I agree the isolation can get to you but right now I'm feeling so glad of it.

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    Layla Corman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have 2 ducks (male/female) that come daily to take a swim on our pool cover. It has definitely been the highlight of our day when they take thier daily swim!

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At some point I suspect the cat will get sick of me being home all the time. Cutting into naptime

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing we have bored panda to keep us entertained.

    Anna Ledwońska
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work this way for over 10 years. I am happy. Low social needs anyway.

    MagicalUnicorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm intrivert, still happy 2 weeks in, there's plenty books to read and i don't need to shave my legs which is bonus, heaven :)

    Nea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did find this week that a bird pair comes to our balcony everyday at same time.

    Lina
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have directly skipped to the third one. I am not a huge fan of working from home, although I like to have the option, and I definitely don’t miss talking to people. The pigeons at the window are a nice company.

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    According to Buckley, some people might find that staying at home alone might not be ideal. “So try to think of alternatives, for example staying with a friend or family member. You can also keep up to date with the current government health advice about whether you need to self-isolate.”

    If you’re self-isolating, first of all, congratulations on making a smart decision. Well done. Unfortunately, quarantining yourself might be a bit, well, lonely. So keep connected to the people you care about by phoning, messaging, and emailing them regularly. We’re social animals, after all. Take away the social aspect and what are we left with?

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    Chris Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Tech and video conferencing - who actually needs offices really? Very few jobs need to be held in buildings where you are all penned together these days.

    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those who work from home successfully during this continue afterward, traffic will drop and the pollution with it. They can still go to work now and then if certain tasks require it. It seems like this is a wake up call and we should just do it. It will affect other things though - and for this reason some will resist strongly. If only 50% of the people go into the city, office demand will drop, and rents with it. Public transport will make less money. Retailers in the cities will have less passing foot traffic, so some may relocate ot the suburbs that were abandoned long ago. Time will tell I guess.

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    Andrew P Jump
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, dear God! I live in Miami, it's been a dream driving this past week...

    Daniëlle Raats
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the nitrogen problem and global climat change

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, I wouldn't be surprised when a lot of companies decide to ditch all those offices and let all their people work from home forever. Major advantages, very cost-efficient and it also reduces the overhead costs in terms on savings on housing, insurance, utility bills, toilet paper, cleaning etc while productivity will go up.

    Steve Cruz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does payables and receivables. Having expense reports and reimbursements submitted to her via email saves her hours of data entry and having to call for clarification. She's going to push to make email submissions SOP for expense and reimbursement reports.

    Pavlina G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real. I can get to work in 15 minutes..FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!!!

    Stu Mountjoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worried about smog or traffic problems? Get sick, shut down all the factories, and the sky and lanes will clear up...

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all jobs can be done remotely, though. Bus drivers, police officers, doctors, nurses, firefighters, EMTs, dog walkers - lots of people gotta go out and run the Coronavirus gauntlet.

    Jasmine
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or more carpooling. Only that's not a new idea, and people don't like to be slightly inconvenienced.

    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think people should be carpooling for a bit.

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    Mittens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking the bus also helps, you know... Not all of us need to be in a car with no passengers besides the driver while going in the same direction as all the other cars

    Chris Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of buses are old and polluting nightmares anyway. Even where they are new and electric there is still a cost due to the production of that electricity. Yes, a bus is better than 30 cars with one person per car but still not actually good for the environment. Working from home just makes more sense. Ex office buildings could be converted to homes instead of building on green belt land that the planet NEEDS.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old, old picture, great, great joke!

    Scorpionia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, dogs don't get covid-19, they have their own coronaviruses, there are many different coronaviruses. Covid-19 is just for humans.

    N S
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, there has been cases of dogs testing positive for covid 19, getting infected from their owners.

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    Limelight
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually all mammals can get it , that is how it spread in the first place ...

    Viki Banaszak
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he is following the leash laws. Good boi!

    Muriel Gillespie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always knew dogs were smarter than a lot of people. Go wooftie!!!

    Little Queenie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pets actually can get coronavirus, but still funny anyways

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, dogs can get the corona virus. I just read that one died after being quarantined. Rest in peace.

    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the dog that was 17 years old? Not saying that it wasn't the virus but that's pretty old for a dog anyway.

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    Lindy Mac
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, animals can. How about Dog walking himself because he is self quarantine-ing?

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    Catherine Hankinson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will use aloe Vera for burns and tea tree for spots and lavender to help me sleep. But I am also a huge fan of vaccines and antibiotics haha.

    Luna Lovegood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, essential oils aren't all that bad- if you want a nice smell or something. In my opinion, some scents can put you in a bit of a better mood or help you sleep, but that's really all essential oils are gonna do. We have an essential oil diffuser in our house, but it's just to smell nice. It's this believing that essential oils are gonna ward off or cure illnesses that is the problem. Like people think a nice smell is gonna be better than all of modern medicine???

    Andres Tejeda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% agree with you. Love the way the smell, well some of them but yeah they are not a replacement for medicine.

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    Ivy D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, nobody should be using oils alone, but while the hospitals are overwhelmed, it's nice to get a tiny immune boost. While we're in quarantine, we can get mood and sleep help.

    Suzi Gauthier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're sold out of tea tree oil. I'm not an essential oil enthusiast, but tea tree oil does kill germs. But I use it in addition to alcohol, washing hands, etc.

    Sori
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right!?! I love using rubbing alcohol with drops of tea tree as a disinfectant in a spray bottle! Only none at the store so my hubby bought me vodka instead...

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    Michael Hartley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy thing is, almost all essential oils are actually anti-viral! some extremely good... Better than noodles!

    Stephanie Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lady that makes Elderberry tonic locally by me can't keep up with her orders. She's swamped!

    Cathy Grimbly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I learned about Elderberry tea over 20 years ago, it helped lessen the intensity and duration of the flu the next two times it visited me. Natural remedies are not "cures". Shame on the people who promote them as such. ALL the health supporting activities - wholesome foods, clean water, sleep, exercise, positive relationships, reducing toxic chemistry in our cleaning and "beauty" products (essential oils do SO much to help us achieve this) - work together to allow our body to do what it's built to do!!

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    Margaret O'Connor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or vinegar or crystals I've noticed also... I think it's like in the horror movies, when there is a vampire they never go to a modern non-denominational church... the find a Real Catholic Church! especially a super old fashioned looking one where the Priest wears a cassock. That's how you know it's getting down to life or death! lol

    Fixin'Ta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vinegar will kill some bacteria. Drinking vinegar water actually helped my ancestors keep from getting the cholera or whatever was killing people off right and left during the Runaway Scrape in Texas that happened because of the Texas war for independence from Mexico. (It's documented in my several-greats grandmother's memoirs.) It can be an effective disinfectant depending on what the microbe is. But it doesn't have much effect, if any, on COVID-19.

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    Debbie Timberlake
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I am a qualified clinical aromatherapist, with some 25 years experience; both in and outside the NHS.

    Debbie Timberlake
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats cos people do believe (still!!) that something will wok unless it comes on a prescipition)!! BUT think about it, antibiotc - means against life - probiotic (which all EO's are) - means for or promoting life! I rest my case.

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother must be rubbing his hands with glee... (and antibac gel).

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened in China. Divorce rates went waaay up after two months of quarantine.

    IT'S THE SWEET ONE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like jails waiting for siblings to be stuck with each other for weeks!

    April Simnel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those tags near his wrist are absolutely bugging me. I want to get my thread scissors and cut them off!

    Missy Moo Moo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI - witnesses have stopped door to door for the foreseeable future

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just reminded me of Jevohovah's Witnesses. Have they lessened? Or is that what you were referencing?

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    Sherri Anderson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of babies are being made these next couple of months. Would love to be quarantined with the one I love, but he is overseas.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expect divorce and birth rates to rise dramatically.

    Annette V
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. So true. Only the strong relationships will survive

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the President's speech writer

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coherent clear sentences and the lack of boasting how bigly the crisis was and how he single- handedly invented the vaccine shows that this wasn't Donald Jenius Trump.

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    TheDragonInTown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the E-learning.... ‘one must make great sacrifices...’

    Esther Lefcourt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh out loud and here I am alone in my living room!

    Ruth Hawe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only I was still at school, I'd be rejoicing! I used to pray for something, for anything, to happen so I didn't have to sit exams

    Little Flame
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate not being able to go to school I can’t see my bf

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And all the Italian people over in Italy sang together!"

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE STAND by Stephen King.

    nettie netwitch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The end of the world as we know it ...

    Zsnake Pliscon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you let it be. We need to vote to make sure the next president won't force more rules on us just because he's part of the NWO agenda. Don't vote for career politicians. They are all corrupt. Dem. Or Rep. Trump is only non career politician running still. Biden is no good.

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    Charles Laster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it IS the president 's speech writer!

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    Chris Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, sorry anti-vaxxers. Though to be honest I'd give you a pass and let you have the vaccine (if you wanted it) because it would help OTHERS be safe.

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate the power of stupidity

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    Frozengeckolover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with an anti-vaxxer family who has said they will all get the coronovirus vaccine as soon as it comes out. The dad said, "I would totally get the vaccine. Why take a chance on catching such a horrible virus when you could vaccinate against it?" I sarcastically said, "I know, right? Too bad we don't have vaccines for every horrible illness, like measle and such." He said that was different because the coronovirus is spreading unchecked across the world. I just walked away. I can't deal with that level of stupid.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a vaccine a cure or a preventative?

    Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vaccine is not a cure. It can prevent an illness causing the illness in a very light measure.

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    Myxomatosis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Survival of the fittest. A.K.A. - Darwinism. Anti-vaxxers should be denied the vaccine UNTIL they get all the others.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There will never be a vaccine to cure anything. Vaccines don't cure disease. They prevent disease.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vaccine is never a cure. A vaccine prevents and a cure, well... cures. Both thing would be great in this pandemic, though.

    Evripidou Maria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone who made antivaxx posts should be left last to take the vaccine (if they accept it)

    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Favipiravir is a cure, a vaccine is a boost to your bodies natural defenses.

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    Andrew P Jump
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terribly wrong... you tie the hand behind the back.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the tape needs to go all the way around their head, otherwise they can just lick it off.

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    ilikeplants
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is this an option?!? I've been doing it all wrong!

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't they be gaming and not in anyone's way if left to their own devices anyway?

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be surprised at how much energy intelligent, healthy, energetic children can generate when cooped up inside the house. Most kids don't spend all their time gaming and even gaming can be quite loud and disruptive.

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    Marlene Riethmüller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sooo relatable! I work from home... having others 'forcibly' staying at home is a recipe for madness or murder!

    Bored Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know how I’m typing this with my hands tied by duck tape No not really

    Adriana_Slayz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to be honest....... This is wrong....... WHY AREN'T I DOING THIS TO MY BROTHER!?!??!!?

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once sat on my brother as I read a book. When we wore himself out by struggling, I left him sleeping on the floor. Mom wasn't happy, but I was proud of myself. That was deserved for he stole my chapstick for the last time as a result. I'm glad no one has shown similar pics with their pet tied up.

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    Debster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaming grandma with three hostages -Debra's son

    Daniel Mason
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows you tie them in the foetal position

    Marie Bradley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand tying the children up; but if you're working at home, why wear heels?

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    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m almost due to start my winter coat.

    Ch404
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    5 years ago

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    But what does that have to do with coronavirus ?

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    John L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got you beat. I haven't shaved mine in 50 years!

    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have time to shave now 😂

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I missed the gym twice last week, which brings it to 16 years.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And...she's still probably very hot....

    Bored Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started my spring coat in about January

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! You're my kinda' girl!

    Steve Barker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahaha......but seriously, I wouldn't want to feel those legs.

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    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or video conferencing. Don't need to be in the same room 😲

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're video conferences now. My meetings have not been reduced at all.

    Bored Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my dads office they are making them do skype call even when there are in the exact same office or cubicle space. It’s nuts

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the boss realizes, he first calls an all-hands meeting in a small room tho. So you can all go be sick at home.

    Zsnake Pliscon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your dirty emails I rather not get a computer virus. Bring on the covid19

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had two telephone interviews in the past few days, and have three more lined up.

    Dre Mosley
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    5 years ago

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: ALL meetings.

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    Renae Dougherty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are dark times for the processed people lol

    GeneralZod
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so it's finally OK that I am lazy and low-maintenance??

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, you can't just tweeze, right? or trim/file nails??? spoiled. extra bitches

    Barbara Stewart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I don't do any of these things.

    jevais
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, it's so much healther and naturel. Also I save so much money not doing any of these.

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    Real Joe Biden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that woman have a caterpillar on her forehead?

    Mo Poppins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s happening in the bottom left pic, with the closeup of the eye? Something about the lashes?

    Holly Molly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sparse lashes because they can't go to the salon to glue on fake ones.

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    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that one with furry eyebrows part werewolf?

    Molly Whitebear
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! LOLOLOLOLLLLLLL!!!! I could hardly breathe I laughed so hard at this one!! LOLOLOL!

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Starting week 3 of the flu, a great chance to see just how much gray is in my hair!

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That drink is a ...er... cold mess.

    PeachesEDM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cloves would be gross but a bulldog (Corona + margarita) is delicious

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    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how you can't see the top right corner off the bottle in the picture.

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    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually quite clever but too soon!?

    Adriana_Slayz
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    5 years ago

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    Sharon Hahn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that mold on the lime under the clove??

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    Eunice Probert
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the Witcher probably has a potion for that.

    jevais
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Catholic church killed them all during the inquistion.

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Yakov Smirnoff? In Soviet Russia, cornavirus is infected by you!

    Elicio Ember
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets geek out.... actually, witchers cant catch diseases.

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    Andrew P Jump
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brothers and sisters in arms.

    Jaxson Evans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For conspicuous Gallantry that goes above and beyond the call of duty I award the Grocery store employees the Legion of Toilet Paper for hunting down hoarders

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    Nadine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manager at Winn-Dixie was telling people on PA system yesterday that his employees are risking their lives for us...and he will back them up if they refuse to give people more than the stated amount.

    Truxxton
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work at Target produce department, we are NOT allowed to wear masks without HR approval, and you need to fill out a form. Remind you, my store manager (STL) lets overnight manager (ETL) wear tank top, as a “Professional courtesy“ because he works hard and it’s too hot, but we can’t wear masks to protect ourselves? because Target doesn’t want to upset guests. Do you want any body’s sweat to touch your merchandise? 2 weeks of quarantine pay, NOT 80 hours total as everyone assumed, they pay you “average hours”, and they cut hours so they don’t have to pay team members health insurance, (industry standards now these days) also cut hours ever since LA raised minimum wages. Most team members are lucky if they get 20 hours a week and they still expect you to get 40 hours work done. Target got huge tax cut like every other companies, record profit, and none of it trickle down to team members. WE GOT NOTHING. Z E R O. If Anyone at Target reading this, everyone is talking about unionizing so workers have a voice and representation. Next time you go shop at Target, think about it...

    Thundercuss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awful. I hope you guys do unionize. It's about time the capitalist world gets back to realizing that labor is human. Solidarity!

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They, and all retail, service, and hospital staff, truly need to be given combat pay for what they’re having to go through.

    Wouldn't you like to know
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went today. I appreciate them so damn much! Be kind to retail workers that keep our everyday lives running.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming they survive, they should get free groceries for as long as this lasts.

    Truxxton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Target makes overnight team members go outside, wait in the end of long line, after shift is over. I understand they want to be fair, but we are risk our lives when we are not allowed to wear masks, I don’t think think let team members to take one pack of toilet paper and sanitizer before going home is NOT unreasonable.

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    Holly Molly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The military should hire them after the virus. They have proven themselves.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really funny. I really feel sorry for them

    Lily Robertson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pharmacy workers! No, people, we don't have hand sanitizer behind the counter, and as much as we need that fifty you tried to slip us, we can't take it.

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    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah - stopped believing a long time ago that the world knows it's in a new year and that it magically resets.

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is FUNNY! Every New Year's Day social media is filled with "this will be the best year ever"!

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's best year to be introvert to be honest

    Adriana_Slayz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now the world is getting worse throughout the years smh

    kingsnyder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol literally australia was in fire then got flooded, the US and Iran were at each others throats lol and canada was basically frozen and then the virus 2020 gonna be good my a*s

    Mo Poppins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We NEED this reset as a society. In the big picture and long run, it WILL be better. Think about everything that wasn’t working in the world. The universe was just waiting for this breaking point.

    Denis Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For introverts told they must work from home, it IS the best year yet.

    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For grocery stores and toilet paper manufacturers it absolutely is.

    Evripidou Maria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 has been s****y to me since the first day

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    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember to tip your delivery people! They're making this a whole lot more bearable.

    Joshua Selbitschka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They freaking deserve it honestly. I work retail but at least I got a spot I can go to to hide and my area isn't that busy during these times... except for the folks wanting TVs but I still get to maintain that 6 foot. These guys gotta ride all over the place to deliver the food and frankly, I can only confirm one service is offering a no-contact delivery. If someone can actually confirm if Ubereats also offers that, that'd be something I'd love confirmed.

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    Noemie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope the chef remembered to wash his hands, not sneeze or cough etc etc pretty sure the delivery driver doing a zero contact delivery is not the biggest issue here?

    Benjamin Chen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat picture got me!!! This is BRILLIANT - HAHAHAHA!

    devi L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're still barely making anything because uber rips off ppl with service fees and delivery order size fees then the driver mostly depends on tips to get a decent pay.

    Alaina Bleakley
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    5 years ago

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    Sarmite Kraukle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I salute them too! It is great to have them on streets! You can to know, that people, who can't cook themselves can be fed. And then I remembered these youths, who were atacking them while ago! Hope, they won't order food for themselves!

    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try living in an area where no such delivery exists!

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    Ivy D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US as well our government are all idiots

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots with the emotional maturity of a fetus (and I apologize for insulting fetuses).

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    Tara B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. The comments on this one proving that despite quarantines and lockdowns where you have nothing but time to educate yourselves, ignorance continues to extend far and wide.

    Noemie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errrr yes! Brexit??? U.K. demanded control over its own borders...EU waved them goodbye EU has now closed its borders ( Tuesday am ) and a few countries in the EU are under strict lockdown as well...the UK are still wavering in total indecision schools are only being closed tomorrow and only because they were forced into a widespread closure by Scotland and Ireland being brave and taking charge for their own citizens health against England's indecisiveness!!

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    karina andersen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad that Australia has followed New Zealand & has closed our boarders

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to have to reinforce the floor if I keep eating like this!

    Rabite
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people take photos of animals who are obviously hurting and making a funny "looks like me, a healthy fine human"-meme out of it. F**k off.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cat looks so uncomfortable! It's diet time for you, kitty.

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't laugh at this. That poor cat just makes me so sad.

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor kitty way too overweight :(

    Monica Krehl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to help that cat😢

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    #27

    People Aren't Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here's 120 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not your average flu ooh, better stay in your home. Not your average flu ooh, this is not the time to roam.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight, you're outta toilet paper, things are going great.

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    Lynn Dirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, I'll be here for you...............way over here

    Lilli Stanard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Cuz COVID-19 is coming for youuuuuuu. 🎶Thank you thank you very much I'll be here all week

    FireStone Beware
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did else anyone count the claps to make sure there were four? No, just me? Ok. Well there are six, two too many. Your welcome.

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I counted them too! 😄 nice to know I wasn't the only one lol

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But another, older song goes “Mama said there’d be days like this”.

    Autumn Quigley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last night I had the strangest dream it came all the way from China and its on its way to find ya and you said you had to get your a** cleaned Didn't want it to hold you I see what u mean

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 They say "all work no play", but I just have to disagree. With all this free time It's all about me. I hate to admit but this is kind of nice, as long as I stay safe and follow Google's advice.🎶 sorry for the bad song lol

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors, nurses, and grocers.... the heros of our time.

    Helena R
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behind doctors nurses etc there is a whole army of lab staff working 24/7 to diagnose patients too

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    Tara Stevens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal rescue doesn’t stop either, nor vets etc...I’m dreading when the volunteers stop coming and staff start getting ill...

    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very thankful to all the essential folk, but why the hell do I need to be at work for folks dumping dirt into a hole... *sigh* ... cause boss thinks this whole thing'll blow over

    Kata Várkonyi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at Budapest Public Transportation Company. We are still working...

    Patti Renwick Parrish
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, still gotta go to the office.... while boss stays home in quarantine

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom Hanks is stuck on an island with Wilson... again.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This horse must be so confused.

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is somewhat understandable. Not every single work/business can be shut down. People still need food and medical care.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even in countries where people do not know that using water to clean your buttocks is more efficient and hygienic.

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    Jane Dorothy Warner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, even though the rolls are rare here, I haven't seen the shops putting up prices on what they do have.

    Calypso poet
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so gross and so funny!

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I do the summoning first so I have someone to play games with?

    TheDragonInTown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summon 2 demons and call them kids!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the demons will probably be better behaved. :D

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's try out forgotten hobbies! Like macrame, model building, origami, philately, amateur astronomy, geocaching (which actually seems to be our only hope for interaction), quilting, jigsaw puzzles, woodcarving, leatherwork, making friendship bracelets, cross-stitch, calligraphy, making miniatures, etc. etc.

    Ewa Dove
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finish that Jumanji round!!

    Alex Boyd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for this to hit Tumblr and somebody draws Crowley being summoned & learning to make quiche.

    PattonPawter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good omens? I’ve heard of it but never seen it

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why summon a demon when you've got Trump as president?

    Annette V
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't summon demons. As if things aren't bad enough.

    Teresa Taylor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annette, it's too late. I've met some of the neighborhood kids. Demons were summoned long ago.

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    Madeline Shafer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i have a ouija board and presumond ghost cool,i'm in luck

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    Lynne Darroch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a context for this - just ask a Gen-Zer: https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/heres-why-teens-are-saying-the-birds-work-for-the-bourgeoisie/

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    Steven Cook
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! A conspiracy I get get behind #BirdsAreNotReal

    Chris Largent
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

    everybody_do_the_scarn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them...

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    devi L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only the birds. They're probably putting the final touch on the spying mosquitoes that'll be released for the summer

    Pheonix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE

    Teresa Taylor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irony: government drones changing the batteries in government drones

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    lorrie rothstein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that sugar? i hope elmo is not doing cocaine.

    D Gangwere
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quote "i hope elmo is not doing cocaine." Answer: I hope he is. I hate the little sh*t - ruined Sesame Street. Die Elmo!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This truely has become a shitshow

    Charlotte Dupre
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not as bad as i imagined it would be . My expectations are really low

    Pawpaw Geschwender
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet paper gotta get toilet paper 🤣😂

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    #33

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    boredhuman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Busiest Beaver Award goes to...

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d write Phyllis’ response here, but don’t want the thread to go off on a tangent. Besides, you all know that’s what she said!

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    Emperor Kitten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know there's a tp shortage, but it doesn't have to come to this!

    Vicky Helms
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tool for taking pasta out of a pan so she's going to cook a lot more.😎

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    ceecu33
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spaghetti again? The veggie noodle kind? Oh woe is me

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re all going to finally have the time to cook from scratch. At least for a while.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to our super market, everyone will be eating pasta with ketchup for weeks...Skorbut will be the next big thing

    Real Joe Biden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't anybody else notice that her power outlet is upside down? That's a code violation.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is A LOT of pasta-cooking going on right now.

    Lindy Mac
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great back-scratcher too...

    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says a lot about 'cooking' ! Everyone is single-minded = Pasta and sauce from a jar !!

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    Bored Phoenix
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *remembers the Toilet Paper and Basically Everything Else Shortage of 2019*

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run the garden hose through the window. Instant bidet. Problem solved. Or go out into the garden and scoot yer bum along the grass. Every problem has a solution. It may not be a good solution but it is a solution nonetheless!

    Akiva Krumbein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TPST: Toilet Paper Stress Disorder

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    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw diddums, Jenner.

    Truxxton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we’ve had enough of your whole family.

    Robert Fornes
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    5 years ago

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    speak for yourself sweetie i cant wait for the new season of keeping up

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her diamond shoes must be chaffing.

    ceecu33
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh life is so hard, *wipes tear with $20 bill*

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**K OFF YOU PLASTIC ATTENTION WHORE!

    Monica Krehl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the virus finds her.and her family!😘

    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whose is kylie jenner...is she the guy with the man for a mom?

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could this FINALLY be the end of KUWTK? There's a silver lining in every cloud.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we've kind of had enough of you too, "self made".

    Sherri Anderson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the year have to do with this? I don't like this but I am looking forward to the rest of the year being great, I am quarantined to a room in a care facility til further notice but I am not letting this ruin my life, I have so many amazing things to do and an amazing man to talk to everyday til he comes home from overseas.

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    Ian Taggart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised there's no toilet paper.

    Nea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so happy new year

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    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can my school do this please?

    char
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly i feel so bad for c/o 2020. a lot of senior proms and graduations are getting cancelled and if i were in their position i would just cry

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    CultOfBambi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's start with the Kardashians. Might not help but it certainly won't make things worse.

    DemPugs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, burning plastic is bad for the environment!

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! I do feel for the parents whose offices remain open while the schools shut down though...they have nowhere to send the kids while they have to work.

    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tough - though there used to be thousands of latch key children who would look after themselves and not even that long ago. Get to and from school on their own and cook their own meal when they got in from school. I'm only talking about the 80s. Smallest children, sure, but maybe the others could have more responsibility. Most would probably rise magnificently to the challenge. Did anyone see that programme on UK TV where 5 year olds were allowed to cross London on their own - just given a map and left to it? (Secretly watched 'own' of course). They were AMAZING! Children's ability to cope is vastly underrated. Look how children cope in countries where there aren't schools available and they have to work? It's awful that children have to live like that, absolutely, but it shows how they can manage when it's necessary. Even in developed countries there are children under ten taking care of disabled parents. Sad but a reality for so many.

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    BG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entertaining your children is your job because you raised your children with a need to be constantly entertained.

    Slaveya Y
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's never going to be a shortage of people popping out children, relax. If some people found the bravery to voice their desire not to straddle themselves and society with a cute, needy, potentially sociopathic mini-them for 18+ years and add to the load of our overpopulated world, why bother stressing yourself out arguing? Complaining about them won't really make you feel better about having given up a huge part of your life to someone else. Humans are certainly more intelligent than other creatures, but that die not justify procreating and destroying wildlife, ecosystems, the PLANET like it's their second job. People who are becoming conscious of themselves and their unnecessary need to procreate for as long as they can are sorely needed.

    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the audacity to ask parents on facebook to teach their kids not to scream outside all day, as many people, including me, are working from home now, trying to keep THEIR economy going too. Playing, talking, all fine, but why shout into each others face? The parents ate me alive. Apparently their precious kids can't be asked to not shout and I should just die in a fire.

    Suzi Gauthier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, the child haters out in force. I have always enjoyed my kids. Should we just all stop having them? Then who will be your doctor, nurse, psychiatrist, banker, etc., when you're old?

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I love my kids. But I really really appreciate their teachers. I did before, but this is a whole new level. I helped my 11 year old for almost 4 hours yesterday and about to start in a min. My 12 year old did work for hours too. I feel the teachers are laughing at us😁

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... they have seen some sh** the past week....

    Jessica Temple
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, and us health care workers. Here at work (health dept) we aren't even allowed to wear masks to protect ourselves.

    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I appreciate the sentiment, this truly cheapens the message of the original image. A bit of lost irony.

    Lucy Weston
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am one of these. It is a really challenging time to say the least. We are doing our best but still facing daily abuse from rude customers :(

    Bradford Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i tipped my cashier on Monday. this picture is so true its not funny. it just facts

    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a super nasty pro war propaganda poster.

    Andrew P Jump
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Martha, we wouldn't have our beautiful society without the sacrifice of our grocery store employees. Obviously.

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    David Jeu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its always like that, but we realize it only during crisis

    the redqueen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, and this is what happens when everyone gets sick of not being able to do anything because of this damn Corona Virus. Imagine how hateful we will all be a month from now.......

    Jasmine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They better all get a raise.

    Conservative_And_Proud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this, and yes, thank you cashiers, but this is wrong. Who is more important, the 18 year old boy at the register, or the 18 year old boy who fought for his country, and millions of people he will never meet. The boy who has lived in the dirt, in constant fear for his own life? Who is worse? The nasty person in line, or the other boy who is trying to kill you for their country? And what is worse to see? A woman getting pushed in line, or your friends dying in your arms? Grocery store employees are not the same as soldiers.

    Lyra Rey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both 18 year old boys are equally important. One may have suffered more, and what he did might be more important, but they are both human beings and thus they are equally important.

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    F. H.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Spoiler* He isn't the problem. Which makes this meme even more accurate.

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True he wasn't the problem, but damn that kid was so annoying I wanted to throttle him throughout the movie.

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    Axanthron Myre
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those asking which film this is it's The Babadook (iirc)

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    CHLOE JAMES
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing happened in April. It is now May. Should we be relieved and calm or suspicious and scared...?

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    IT'S THE SWEET ONE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just antisocial people in general

    Jasmine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how out of all the pictures of all the different people on the internet, they were able to make the wisest choice in choosing this one. Well done.

    Kali Fugatte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT TO SHINE!!!!!!

    George Gonzalez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I'm one of the antisocial ones ,

    Nea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the first time i learnt the benefits of being asocial.

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    the redqueen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social isolation= Virus deflecting while contamination suspecting.....

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    the redqueen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccine accepting; no resurrecting . Scientist work at perfecting. I am respecting. Work I am neglecting..this is way more interesting...

    Nea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corona beer- connecting disconnected people!

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    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adam Hills and co sang this on The Last Leg in the UK.

    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not Gen Xers I see going to Spring Break!

    Juririn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gen X, dismissed as usual

    Mystery Egg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one moans about us though. We invented punk, we're the coolest generation and all other generations are just jealous X

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    Seabeast
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also kills a disproportionate number of smokers. So now is a good time to quite, if you were planning to.

    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the 1000% accurate.

    char
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not everybody. a lot of millenials are going to parties and clubs because they don't think they can get affected. i'm genx and all of my friends agree that people just need to stay home, even if it won't affect them as bad. it really depends on the person. i stay inside because i don't want to get sick and kill other people but my grandma insists on going to the store because "she'll be fine". i'm not trying to be rude but genx isn't as ignorant as a lot of people think

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    xvslnx
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    5 years ago

    40 years later?! I hope I will be still alive...

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    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what Hans is trying to say.

    Lucas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, me neither. Hans - think you need to give us a bit more to go on. Sorry.

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    the redqueen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did too, but I needed that laugh. Hans cheered me up...wait...maybe, maybe he is magic.....

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    Keeping people inside is just stupid. It is uses because too many people take going outside as an incentive to move their face next to someone's else.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a mechanic with dirty hands and apparently war paint on my face, I'm screwed

    Lou Lopez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work on a farm AND do housekeeping. Lol, I'm f****d.

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    B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could also have been used with Adam and the Ants - Prince Charmin.

    John L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but your friend is cute. I have 3 and a half baths, wanna come over?

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit... another scalper!

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t try this. That will disintegrate in your hands.

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the flow of traffic has sped-up to the point where it has exceeded the maximum sustainable speed of my vehicle, so I need to take a slower route. Chicago problems.

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    ceecu33
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we wonder why the virus can’t be contained. Looking at you greedy banks and corporations

    BG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still at the gym at 7:05

    Kayla Nichole Rogers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your gym is still open?! I've been forced to workout at home while my cats rub their buttholes all over my yoga mat.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride wanted her gown made of only the finest and most precious of materials for her walk down the aisle

    SBW71
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to make sure everyone attends your wedding!

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    Kalista Moonwolf
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter, this was literally me yesterday. XD

    RavenPuffPanda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true. I have enough food to last 2 months tops in my house.

    Ninja Kitty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine Is the other way around -_-

    CultOfBambi
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    Literally a different fridge.

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    Laana
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t find it strange that they predicted some of things since they have like a million episodes 😁 Adore them!

    Suzi Gauthier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention, we've been warned forever about a pandemic.

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    Kelly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italy and Rome... not so smart about geography

    Andrew P Jump
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the sake of humanity, let's go ahead and shut it down.

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    Alexis D.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong. they're all at the beach for spring break. party on, Jason!

    Norma
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, children...it all came about on Friday the 13th...

    Jaxson Evans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or making love on every available surface like in the movies

    Pumbaa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so absolutely not true, it hurts :D

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two month where I don't have to wear pants

    Pryjmaty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a gamer. I'm just an introvert. I stopped by the store to grab some cat food yesterday. A guy in line was a bit more "friendly" than I was comfy with. Three words made him back away: "Social distancing ACTIVATE!".

    Lucy Weston
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a gamer and sadly covid-19 is affecting us too. The added traffic from those working from home is making the servers buckle and a lot of games are unplayable . I'm not complaining as I know work is obviously more important but it just shows how this virus is impacting on every aspect of life at the moment

    Dre Mosley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm not working, I'm working on that gaming backlog and I decided to stop trimming my beard.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the Apocalypse hits, you learn what is really valuable.

    NMN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water? Btw, I can clean my butt with water, but can't quench my thirst with TP

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it physically hurt to be this stupid?

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they might be too stupid to feel pain

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    Andrew P Jump
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this idiot never lives this down...

    Bobby Sammons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They left out the next frame...the one where she trys to kiss her boyfriend

    Laugh or not
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the h*ll is she licking? There are so much more than coronavirus on this thing. *Vomit*

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this isn't what it looks like!

    Zei Kiljoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes not only is it a public toilet seat but it's one of an airplane.

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    FloC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing what she could get by doing that, at least she would need all that extra tp.

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    Rowlie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am kind of curious- what is the exact point of this challenge?

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwinism. It's good for humanity

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    CultOfBambi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the seat, not the bowl. Still nasty though.

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this the "corona virus" challenge? What does corona have to do with toilets? Shouldn't we be eating toilet paper as a challenge instead?

    K. LNU
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have been "impressed" if she licked a tray table. There are more germs and c**p (sometimes literally - I saw a lady on my flight, changing her baby's diaper on one) on those or the seats than the toilets. but still... ew.

    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to lay off the lip fillers never mind the toilet seats.

    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet bowl? I thought it was the sink. Stupidity....meet thy self.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just show the world what I nasty person I am. Good grief.

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    I_Love_Food🍰🍨🍱🍤🐕🐈
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was finally going to get my braces off, and now I can't (I am so sorry for your wedding! 😢😞

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to attend a regional gathering in Greenville, SC next weekend, but it got cancelled. However, a national convention that will take place later in the year is still on.

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    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to get that last good picture in, huh girls? Before drowning? That boat is not the Titanic.

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Still not giving money to the corporate rodent.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither! The only reason I've seen Star Wars VII & VIII as well as Rogue One is by borrowing DVDs from the library.

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    Orillion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School isn't "canceled", at least where I live. Studends now reciece their assignments digitally and are still expected to study. They're just doing it from home.

    John L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you saying??? ::Looks at son:: John Jr....get over here, now!

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am grateful for them! They are very brave to work when so many people are running around either sick or crazy - or both.

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    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there are other coronaviruses 🤷‍♂️

    Shelby P
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and there are many variants of 'the flu' but we still say "I got the flu' not 'I got influenza-s459x' ... it's basically saying tissue vs kleenex, there's no need to be specific if you're getting your point across. Folks need to stop being language nazis

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    Zuila
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid-19 is the disease, the virus is called SARS-Cov-2

    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now *you're* the person (and I don't mean this in a bad way) who's the real scientist here.

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    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COVID-19 (Corona Virus Disease) is the name of the disease, not the name of the virus. The virus is named "SARS-CoV-2." https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/technical-guidance/naming-the-coronavirus-disease-(covid-2019)-and-the-virus-that-causes-it

    Evil Little Thing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COVID-19 literally means "coronavirus disease 2019", as in the one that started bothering us in 2019, not the SARS from a few years ago.

    Kelly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it is Covid-19. Differs from coronavirus.

    Royakuss
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call it the WuFlu but pronounced like Ric Flair. WOOOOO...flu.

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Covid-19 because it started in 2019. No other reason.

    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that and to distinguish it from other coronaviruses.

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm this... I teach math, and people really think this way.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like thinking you can take two Vitamin B6's and it'll equal one B12.

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    Jim Kang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it didn't help that Americans voted in the most inept person to be president in history.

    Lone_Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This country's Leadership needs to set up

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that Chinese guy on the streets of Italy that wanted people to hug him to show that it was not something to worry about?

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    Randomcthulu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pollen levels where I live are very high right now, so everyone randomly sneezes and coughs, and then you watch everyone around you try not to visibly freak out a little

    Shannon Matthews
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an asthmatic, so I cough quite often. Pretty sure if I did that literally anywhere in public, I'd probably be killed.

    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... maybe don't go to the gym at all right now

    DogLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have spring allergies and was at the park with my friend, I sneezed twice. My friend looks at me and takes two nice big steps back

    Emi Asanuma
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually happened to me when I choked and coughed at a restaurant yesterday lol

    Katchen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were in a restaurant yesterday? The entire 7,000,000 person area I live in is under shelter-in-place orders right now.

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    Human #1,232,867
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like: Let me take back to 2019 when Pangolin where sold on a fresh market in China...

    Human #1,232,867
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a doctor noticed plenty of people getting sick but get jailed for disturbing the "harmony of the country"

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in this situation I would rather Coronavirus.

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually the symptoms would be different.

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    Kelly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the world (most of them) having to take a shower...

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    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy using a washcloth thank you.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bidets are revolting. You need to use soap and water to wash off poo, so just splashing cold water around, just spreads it. You still need to use paper to dry your now s**t splattered butt cheeks. Yeah, it's cleaner...-_-

    Pillowhead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one really made me laugh out loud XD

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want a disease to spread like wildfire, make sure that one of the symptoms is irresistible wanderlust that includes an overwhelming desire to make your travel plans so you have to change planes in Atlanta.

    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not actually true. People aged 20 to 29 are the worst spreaders.

    Nemo.-.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they are the worst spreaders they aren't as affected by it as people 60+ unless they have certain conditions.

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    Elaine Dodge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten days time it'll be the USA! Pack your bags now so you're ready for your driver.

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    Andrew P Jump
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the boomers that are flooding the beaches... little a--holes.

    Kali Fugatte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I've seen a lot of memes like this but all the Boomers I know are playing it safe while the idiots my age are pretending like it's no big deal and frolicking about...

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    Claire Armstrong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every fortnight my gran, my auntie and I do our grocery shopping together. We are due to go shopping tomorrow, I have to phone my 81 year old gran and tell her she isn't coming with us. We can get her anything she needs. Unfortunately we do need to go shopping, I get paid fortnightly so I can only afford to buy a fortnight's worth of groceries at a time, or I wouldn't be going at all. I am absolutely s******g myself about phoning her and telling her I am imposing a quarantine on her! I may be nearly 40 but I am not ashamed to admit that I am still terrified of my gran lol

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'm a boomer and I take it very seriously. You know that millions of people born over an 18 year time span are not going to be all alike, right?

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I upvote this 1000 times?

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why skip? Just turn off your webcam and stay logged into the class. Get the attendance credit.

    Natalie Pintal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you are being too logical for these times.

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    Andrew P Jump
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always a silver lining I suppose...

    NJ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure how true this is considering a remix of her freaking out about "coronavirus' is now on iTunes charts in multiple countries lol

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    Jovita A
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na you just be fat :D With all that sugar inside..

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dilute it at a 3:2 ratio: then little more sugar than whole milk lactose...

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    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rofl, that's not how skeletons work, yet I'm still laughing.

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    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do you dry yourself on the ones that don't have blow drying facilities?

    Kelly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not safe for women, though.

    NMN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only Asians... that's pretty much everywhere in Brazil, but we also use TP

    Emi Asanuma
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction. South East - East Asians. Not all Asians.

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    K. LNU
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And out in Miami... There are a lot of younger gens that are out there literally saying "If I get corona, I get corona. "At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from partying." and "What they're doing is bad, we need a refund. This virus ain't that serious. There's more serious things out there like hunger and poverty, we need to address that." SMH https://www.yahoo.com/news/aint-serious-miami-spring-breakers-074801407.html

    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't Boomers or Gen X on the beaches....or licking toilet seats in a Coraonavirus stupidity challenge.

    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just itching for Republicans to admit they were in denial.

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    It's "look at how the tables have turned", not "how the turntables". Good grief...

    MADELEINE KIMBALL
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys I'm gonna blow your mind... this is a quote from the show The Office. It's funny because a person in the show says it wrong. The person making the joke didn't come up with it

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I'm an introvert. I've been training for this for years.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part about this is I have 3 kids...need I say more? Lol

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    Emperor Kitten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is pretty awful that its gaining momentum during allergy season. Every morning I have to ask of I'm runny because of allergies or covid.

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    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the ones that are this fast.

    PattonPawter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically this is what is happening: a guy is playing tic tac toe against his cat, the guy wins and flips off the cat, the cat attacks his hand.

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very poorly done. Watch the video.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat, but she is well-behaved - for a cat.

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    Nemo.-.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well some of them do that for themselves most of the other millennials I know do it so they won't give it to their children or elder family members.

    Nadia Bakker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because the covid19 doesn't kill millennials (unless the millenial in question has immunologic issues). To us it feels like a bad flu, and, like any bad flu, it keeps us alive in constant misery.

    Claire Armstrong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My auntie told me on the phone last night that her husband went out into the garden to fill the bird feeder and came out the kitchen, with all his bird feed, and a mask on!!

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    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if @LittleMissAngr1 still makes housecalls...

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    Meeple13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the sort of thing that could happen.

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you stock up all these images, then just do variations of the same theme the next day?

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning services are blowing up the jobsites right now

    What does a Foxxy say?
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was actually planning on looking for work 2 weeks ago but now I can’t. Even though supermarkets and cleaners etc are looking for employees I now can’t look for work coz there is a chance the schools will close so I will need to stay home and care for my kids. So frustrating.

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many games of Pandemic later....

    Zei Kiljoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p it's learned from Plague Inc. if it hits the Caribbean and Madagascar the human race is doomed.

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope...this is failure after an incomplete. As several of my students will be finding out.

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up the grad student who rapped about mitochondria. It's good enough for top 40 and an A in Biology

    Luna Lovegood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the powerhouse of the cell :)

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No millenial I know panicked and bought 14 bales of toilet paper.

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No millenial I know can afford that so

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    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of post does not help the millenial image. It is blaming someone else for a problem. We all live here on this planet, and I know many Boomers who are VERY concerned about the environment and have been for like 60 years.

    criminalgirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a so- called "boomer" I was brought up to not waste anything, reuse almost anything, and clean up after me. We couldn't afford much, so the idea that we are climate change deniers pisses me off sooooo much :/

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    misteriosa
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, there is one- Montenegro still doesn't have any confirmed cases of coronavirus. Stay strong, Montenegro! :D

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There you go: flex tape will stop everything.

    Jon S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is the most accurate reflection of our society.

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    IwiLLsTeaLyOuRsoUl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 100% Chinese but have never eaten a bite of bat or rat. Most Chinese people don't eat bat, so it just goes to show that every country has some hobo who eats weird stuff. Not just China.

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I think most countries, if not all, have people who eat wildlife. Our macho men in the US are proud of shooting something they can eat. Or something they can't.

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    What does a Foxxy say?
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter got a learning pack today and my sons school will have them ready tomorrow so they have work to do if/when the schools close.

    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't most things emailable or accessible online? Distance learning works for organisations like Open University. Don't understand why actual physical packs are necessary tbh. Am I missing something?

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    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this keep blamming boomers? Has anyone been in a grocery store? You think it is just boomers acting stupid?

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stereotyping was always the go-to function for lazy minds.

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    Katchen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did her necklace go?

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    James Floyd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure cancer patients/survivors would disagree.

    Caley Buxton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, as a terminal-cancer patient, I had probably 4 more years before I die of cancer, but now this virus might decrease that significantly

    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS has got to be the most nasty, tasteless thing I've seen.

    Celeste Grant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone fighting cancer, whose life has been totally altered by fighting it for ten years, I find this distasteful at best. I know it's meant to be humorous and that dark humour is a thing but it's really low to compare coronavirus to this devastating long term disease.

    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's dark humour and there is tasteless s**t... this falls into the second category as far as I'm concerned. Good luck with the cancer fight and I truly hope you stay safe from the virus.

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    Kelly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've cancer. This is not funny at all.

    Liam Walsh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I hope you stay safe Kelly - and I wish you all the best in the world with your cancer.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahah cancer haha. ?? Erm, come again??

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a tactless and tasteless joke.

    Kelly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse than the other one. Thanks for your being so insensitive.