Waiting for you to leave so he/she can get up to his/her usual shenanigans.

Now that's f*cking true😂😂

Sounds about right.

That’s so evil. I love it!

Oh god feel this one soooo much, high risk parents STILL think it's ok to wonder in to town as long as they don't speak to anybody... WTF

Bwahahaha! More upvotes please!

this is gold!

And taking tests (which us plebs can't get) to tell us you have it, but are "doing fine".

Pretty sure it's not just America. In Australia we had fire, then flood, now this. Thanks 2020. My husband told me last yr that he felt like 2020 was going to be the start of something awesome. I'll make some PSA's next time he says that, so we can all prepare.

LOL! Very clever!

i send them e-mails but still no answers

Suddenly introverts are considered experts on the field of "How to keep yourself from dying of boredom."

Ambitious- You plan to change Your position 4 times!

Can I go with you time traveller friend. PLEASE

Too funny

LOL...people are so, so bored.

When this is over I'm going to be a fat alcoholic

I’m dying Easter eggs and in my brothers words “killing the eggs is mean” so my sister got him a butter knife

I'm with you Ani !!!!

lol

Mood lmao

Laughed out loud! I had spaghetti at 9am and some leftover soup by 11am.

love this

Haaaaaaaaa

so true

Our governor actually allowed places with alcohol licenses to deliver alcohol with food orders... So now people will be bored and drunk, or paranoid and drunk (both not good combination)...

Two words : Toilet paper

*insert that meme with the penguin in the chair*

Nope. That is all.

I will not be surprised if in 9 months there will be people trying to name their babies Covid if it's a boy and Corona if it's a girl

It's 10 oclock do you know where your parents are?

If you look to the right you will see a large group of toilette papyrus, these spectacular species are rarely seen these days especially in such large gatherings. I feel so privileged to be one of only a few people to have witnessed a sight like this in the last two weeks.

So we blame Dwayne, Jack and Kevin?

It's been very interesting let's just say that

yes. THIS

Sometimes you have to get things done

I think I'd take dried grasses and clover over creamed corn any day, tbh. Creamed corn is disgusting.

Every press conference I see, with all of them huddled up shoulder to shoulder, makes me just shake my head.

You always have the toilet you can run too as an excuse.

Corona

I really hope that when this is over and it is safe to gather in large groups, that the schools will have some days set up so the kids can have their real graduation ceremonies and their proms. I don't even have kids, but I do feel sorry for them missing out.

So... a CAT scan?

Not my fault it's the meds!

"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs," a very unique, original Netflix movie by the Coen brothers. A twisted, dark, hilarious, themed combination of six short films, it is one of the best movies of 2019.

why is it ALL the sports celebrities and hollywood'ers get testings while the rest of us get "you don't fit the criteria. Go home and rest" ?

Someone please make this

Well aren't you in for a suprise