ADVERTISEMENT

The threat of coronavirus is weighing on every one of us. But no matter how hard it gets, there’s always a cold weapon known as a sense of humor. And some people aren’t missing a chance to spice up the hard times with killer jokes, viral memes, and deadly funny quips. All puns intended, of course.

Let’s take a look at these hand-picked comical gems compiled by Bored Panda, and after you’re done, parts one and two are waiting here and here. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and share them with your friends. But remember to stay alone when laughing together!

#1

Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

reddit.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
Jo Choto
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waiting for you to leave so he/she can get up to his/her usual shenanigans.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
RELATED:

    Humor is a useful tool in helping to cope with cabin fever during a lockdown. Jokes, memes, and funny one-liners engage people remotely and create a sense of social belonging.

    Paul Lewis, the author of “Cracking Up: American Humor in a Time of Conflict,” believes that jokes amid the outbreak offer a real shelter. “People usually make jokes about everything, but when news narrows down and has this element of fear, jokes are a way of temporarily triumphing over and repressing it.”

    #5

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    BrigidWD Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    depicus
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god feel this one soooo much, high risk parents STILL think it's ok to wonder in to town as long as they don't speak to anybody... WTF

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT

    Bored Panda contacted Jennifer Kahnweiler, a speaking professional and expert on introverts, about other useful tools to cope with cabin fever during the lockdown.

    Jennifer Kahnweiler suggests focusing on some benefits even if adjusting to not having a routine is hard. “Sleeping a little later (if you don't have little ones) and staying in your pj's, even reading in bed” are among the luxuries that otherwise wouldn’t be possible.

    #8

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    seathartorias Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And taking tests (which us plebs can't get) to tell us you have it, but are "doing fine".

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it's not just America. In Australia we had fire, then flood, now this. Thanks 2020. My husband told me last yr that he felt like 2020 was going to be the start of something awesome. I'll make some PSA's next time he says that, so we can all prepare.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    Kahnweiler assures us that a sense of humor does help to fight emotional uncertainty. “Watching stand-up comedians, funny Youtube videos, and those memes can really do a lot! In fact, it's important for our immune systems and brings introverts and extroverts together.”

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #12

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    aparnapkin Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly introverts are considered experts on the field of "How to keep yourself from dying of boredom."

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    The common belief is that introverts should handle the self-isolation way better, since they’re used to being alone.

    But Kahnweiler tells us that it’s a stereotype because everyone, no matter their personality, needs human connection. “There are memes circulating on social media about introverts being happy they get to be away from people amid the Covid-19 outbreak. But introverts like people!”

    When thinking about whom you can write or call, Jennifer suggests considering people who are living alone, are older, and find it hard to pick up the phone. She recalls the moment her introverted client reached out to her to say that “he appreciated knowing that someone is thinking about him.”

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #17

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    #18

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Jovita A
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our governor actually allowed places with alcohol licenses to deliver alcohol with food orders... So now people will be bored and drunk, or paranoid and drunk (both not good combination)...

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Stroma84 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not be surprised if in 9 months there will be people trying to name their babies Covid if it's a boy and Corona if it's a girl

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #23

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    LeoSenior Report

    #24

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    TheHotSauceCommittee Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look to the right you will see a large group of toilette papyrus, these spectacular species are rarely seen these days especially in such large gatherings. I feel so privileged to be one of only a few people to have witnessed a sight like this in the last two weeks.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #29

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    April Simnel
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd take dried grasses and clover over creamed corn any day, tbh. Creamed corn is disgusting.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #30

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every press conference I see, with all of them huddled up shoulder to shoulder, makes me just shake my head.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #33

    Virtually Graduated

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    NanZ
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that when this is over and it is safe to gather in large groups, that the schools will have some days set up so the kids can have their real graduation ceremonies and their proms. I don't even have kids, but I do feel sorry for them missing out.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #36

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Jake_Marek Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Harold Summer
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs," a very unique, original Netflix movie by the Coen brothers. A twisted, dark, hilarious, themed combination of six short films, it is one of the best movies of 2019.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #37

    People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Quarantine And Here Are 122 More Jokes That Prove It

    Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is it ALL the sports celebrities and hollywood'ers get testings while the rest of us get "you don't fit the criteria. Go home and rest" ?

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium
    Unlimited content
    Ad-free browsing
    Dark mode
    #47

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    thecovidking Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is coming up and I couldn't be more pleased. This year I'm going to do what I always wanted to do on my birthday. Absolutely nothing.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #49

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no. Hooman is home and that means u must appreciate me, your glorious kitty god"

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #52

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I like how some of the first advice was to stay healthy and get exercise to be ready for the virus.....then they closed the gym....

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #56

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    #57

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    catchcorona Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dog and I now only walk her if I'm with another person. If not, then I stay within my complex. A lady in my area was robbed at gunpoint in front of a supermarket. Yup; welcome to America.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #59

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    #61

    Thank Corona For This

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone's home, not working and struggling without pay. not great both ways

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #63

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    LeoSenior Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Juniper
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont forget delivery people. Today a guy threw my package at me and yelled that I dont have to sign :D

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #64

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corona is forcing governments to do what they wouldn't do to fight climate change.

    #70

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Toilet_Time_Material Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want to see what will happen in May, It’s a matter of life and death for the poor doggy.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #71

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #75

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    DeeAxMan Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Person2638
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coronavirus has screwed school up: ap tests are take home, keystones are cancelled, sats are delayed, graduation and prom are cancelled, and the teachers are basically unable to teach anything for the rest of the year because of mismanaged 'cyber school'

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #76

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    toothbrusharmy Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans: I'll call in sick. Americans: If I don't go I get fired and I'll lose everything I own.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #77

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Chabsy Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. For those of you who don't get it, The Sun is a scumbag nationalist excuse for a newspaper in the UK. It's owned by Rupert Murdoch (excuse my filthy language).

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #78

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    #81

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be lucky coz I have 3 buildings I can go in. The house, the shed and the enclosed carport.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #84

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR!? Why is my online bank telling me what they are doing...it's not that type of virus....

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #85

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    CimexGod Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #86

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #87

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    chinchuberry Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Mal
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After having to sing it twice every time they washed their hands for the past 3 months, they just won't even bother with the song.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #88

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    sagarrrrcasm Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine has a property that hosts weddings. He's currently battling with a bridezilla who insists that her wedding party of several hundred people plus caterers, servers, staff, etc., should go ahead, and it's not a problem.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #91

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me every morning before my make up.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #93

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Mal
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want someone to make this into a fancy oil painting.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #96

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #97

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    #99

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #103

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    thefoundryat41st Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #106

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    #108

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    RandyJenkins Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    What does a Foxxy say?
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schools are still currently open in Australia. They aren’t even closing a school after a student tested positive for Covid-19. They were at a school camp on Friday with roughly 60 people and on Saturday symptoms started showing. They got the results last night and the school didn’t feel the need to notify parents and the federal government doesn’t think closing the school is necessary. Everyone who came into contact with the child up to 24 hours prior should be tested and quarantined, same goes for the people who came in contact with the teacher that was diagnosed 3-4 days prior.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #110

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Debaqabed Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i could get a e-mail from Liv Tyler Everyday i'd be happy too

    #111

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs are currently enjoying isolation with me. They are getting the zoomies a lot more often admittedly (and I have a decent garden fortunately). I've got A virus, not THE virus but no-one's going to want to trust my word on that.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #112

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    snoopissed Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #113

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #114

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even want to know what's up with the first frame.....ehrm....maybe I should rephrase...

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #117

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though "live your life with arms wide open" is not to be recommended right now.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #119

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    pandemiclaughs Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Tara Stevens
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you do when you don’t live with your other half? This is minor I know, but a girl needs a hug sometimes you know?

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #120

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    thecardtrickguy Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #121

    Coronavirus-Funny-Jokes

    PhillieFranchise Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky to have that many screens. Of course, they're fall over at 2 am, but...

    See Also on Bored Panda